Good Morning! Good Morning! Starting my workday off with a little OATMEAL (Brown Sugar flavor). It took me 5 hours to do laundry last night, everybody in my apartment complex decided to do theirs at the same time. I watched 'Trees Lounge' last night, GREAT MOVIE!

12 year study today says drinking beer, wine, spirits reduces the rate of heart-attack. But drink daily, not just on the weekends (THIS IS NOT A JOKE)!

So drink and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ( Insert punchline here, Seinfeld).
BIG LAUGHS! SO FUNNY! SO...ORIGINAL!