LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ADAM WADE (me) WILL BE ON 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN' TONIGHT!
YES, ADAM WADE (me). ..... OKAY WAIT A MINUTE, ADAM WADE'S BODY (my body) WILL BE ON 'LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN' TONIGHT IN A SLIDE SHOW OF PHOTOS WITH NONE OTHER THAN... CHRIS ELLIOT. I AM WEARING A BLUE SNOW SUIT AND MY FACE WILL BE COVERED WITH REGIS PHILBIN'S.

YES, I AM A BODY DOUBLE (ADAM WADE) FOR AN EIGHTY YEAR OLD MAN!

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN MY BIG BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL, GOOD PEOPLE!