CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
ON the 1 Train going downtown yesterday.
In walks Bob Balaban (with these glasses may I add), and his hair was slightly frosted blond. He sat and was very quiet. He didn't think anyone noticed him. Well... I whispered, "Hey Bob." His head shot up looking at me trying to recognize me. I smiled and said, "Last year when you were on Conan, I got that chicken sandwich for you, remember?" He shook his head as if he were saying 'No, I don't remember you.' That just broke me, man. I was hurt. The train pulled into Sheridan Square in the Village and he jumped up (he's a small guy, real small guy) and walked quickly out of the train. As he passed me he said, "I told you I didn't want tomatoes on my sandwich... didn't I, you assh@le. I am allergic to tomatoes."

I giggled and yelled back, "I KNEW YOU REMEMBERED BOB. (pause) BOB! BOB?"