Love Poem for the husky waitress!
MY dinner's hot
and so are you
Venus is a planet
and so is Neptune.

You got arms like pipes
and a heart of gold
You benchbress 220
even when you have a cold

Sweety, sweety, sweaty,
Why am I so shy
Toilet bowl cleaners
I'm not slick as turpentine.

So hey Miss Muffin
here's 20.95
The bill was 3 bucks
I wish your heart was mine