Hey hey hey Tuesday! YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE RAINING/CLOUDY AGAIN TODAY.

My brother Matt left this morning and is heading back to New Hampshire as we speak (after a day and a half of visiting). We both had eggs and toast (me-over easy, Matt-scrambled) at the Malibu Diner in Hoboken -not good food, just fuel!

He told me that yesterday while he was roaming the streets of NYC he went to the Ed Sullivan Theater to see if he could go on a tour of the David Letterman Show.

He said a guy yellled at him from Letterman "We don't give tours, nope! Never! No tours. Sorry buddy." My brother looked at the guy and innocently offended by the Letterman guy being an ASSH*LE said to him, "No big deal, I watch Leno anyways." ****
My brother told me the Letterman jerk looked at him like a jerk, and Matt looked at the jerk like a jerk and then just kept walking.


****My brother Matt doesn't watch Leno, he goes to bed at 11pm.