Happy Monday! Yesterday was a slow day here on the site, so I guess today will be crazy! Back working at Comedy Central today -haven't had anything to eat. But I did go to a local diner in Hell's Kitchen to get a cup of orange juice and guess how much they charged me.....$7! This place was a total dive and they wanted me to pay 7 bucks for oj.

I told the lady I only had a buck... but she said, "You want our juice... 7 dollar!"

I then said, "I'm Adam Wade not John D. Rockefeller!" And I walked out of there with my head up high and with my dignity!

I wonder if 'a cup of orange juice' is slang for 'Liquid Crack.'