MSN.com has this thing about signs that you're a jerk at the gym!
It contains all kinds of things like:
Return the weights
Don't hog machines etc

then it says this: "Don't hit on every babe- It's true that a gym is one of the best pick up spots, but that doesn't give you a hunting license. Don't go around asking every woman out. They became members to get fit, not to be hit on by every dude in the room.

In the same vein, try to avoid staring at those beautiful women in skimpy clothing. They know they're hot and they don't need your ogling them to figure it out. If one of them happens to catch you staring, smiling, look away, and move on."

This had to have been written by a real hot girl, c'mon. Now everytime I hit the gym (3 times the month of September) I'm going to be completely insecure that I'm the type of guy they're talking about (even though I keep to myself at the gym).

Which brings me to my point, my former college roommate Flanders told me his take on checking out girls at the gym, "What are you going to stare at? The weights? C'mon!"

I'm lost!