On the bus to Hoboken yesterday there was a man who kept yelling to anybody who would listen that he was, "Frank Sintra." I yelled back after minutes of listen to guy, "Well sing us a hit, Frankee!"

He then YELLED at me, "I get paid a thousand dollars a performance, I met the Queen, I'm John Travolta."

"John Travolta? I thought you were Frank Sintra?" I asked.

"I am Frank SintraVOLTA!" He answered. "I sing like Sinatra and dance like Travolta."

That's when I started yelling "HELP! HELP ME!" For ten minutes until I got off at my stop,

(NO JOKE!)