WADE EXCLUSIVE:
JLO and Bennifer have broken up! No really!
And guess what? I still don't give a crap!
In the immortal words of my friend Fred, the TV lighting guy,

FRED: "He's a dope and she's a nut (she's also a serial bride)!
Now Adam would you jump into marriage if you were going out with someone like that?"

ADAM: "Fred do you want me to change your name on my blogsite to protect your identity?"

FRED: "Now Adam, really, who looks at your site anyway, yeah HA HA!"

ADAM: "Thanks Fred!"