WADE'S LATEST POEM!
Dedicated to the lady in the blue shirt.

'BLUE SHIRTED LADY, I AM WADE' (WADE... yes, WADE, everybody knows WADE. NO?')
by Adam Wade

She sits at the bar and she looks at me! (Pinch me, am I dreaming?)
She looks like Sandra Berhard, but she's a PhD! (PhD in LOVE!)

My friend Mikey goes, "Look at her!" (Mike is a good guy)
I saw "Woah, wha" my words start to slur. (Blah, blah, blah)

She walks up to me, I try to drink my beer. (I've been nursing this beer for an hour)
My mind goes crazy and I start to cheer. (HOORAY!)

Oh blue-shirted lady you are really nice! (VERY TRUE!!!)
You got nice hair... no lice! (Not positive about this)

She's 6 inches from me and I start to sweat (Oh yeah, she smells good).
I think I peed myself, my pants are wet. (long line for the bathroom)

Powderpuff cookie and a mochafrappicino (She's that sweet!).
MY confidence is cursed like the BAMBINO (Red Sox reference).

Hoboken, Weehawken, Budweiser, Heinekin (spelling?)
Town, Town, Beer, Beer, Head hurts really bad-- ikin. (I know this is terrible!!!!)

She walks away, I think I blew my chance. (No, I'm playing hard to get, REALLY!)
I grab a limbo stick and I start to dance. (no joke - it was a mop)

She leaves the bar and then she comes back. (Oh Yeah! She wants WADE!)
I got a sinus headache, I'm long gone, I hit the sack! (I'm a sad sap! TRUE STORY!)