ATTENTION: WADE'S FIRST POST TOTALLY SH*TFACED!
Yes, ?I;ve had some beers and I am cocked! I am posting this and will not eraze it. I am humna and I drink beer soo what? what! yeah

Yankees lost boo hoo! but i was at a bar amd my friends mike and nick bought me beers - thanks guys. theyr good people. then i talked to pretty girl. i tried playing cool but run oout of things to say. she don't sayt nothing back. so i get c*ck blocked by 20 guys thru -oput the night. somehow she always comes back the wade. but he says something like, "So when are you going back to San Diego>:?" and then suddenly silence , than she says "Sandiego, I'm from OC!" so wade goes, "I'ven't seen the show yet." and he gets blocked yet agan (wade can still talk in the 3rd person singular drunk! - what a guy!)

so it's 2am and wade's gotta work sunday, maybe you say i can't seal the de3al, but i like this girl. i'm looking for longevity. yeah i may be nuts, but i don't want a quickie, i want something real. so she leaves and says she'll be right back. i wait - sucka. so then i leave and eat cookies back at my place my grandma sent me.

i am what i am. i think i deseve a nice girl. i gotta get pasley shirts i guess to be cool in hoboken. time for bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.