Sassy Thursday here at Comedy Central.
We ate salads and diet stuff (FREE) and I snuck two chocolate canolis. Oh, yeah! You can't keep Wade down today.

Last night I went to a play with two female co-workers. One of them had a rotten banana in her backpack (no Joke). I felt bad for her. It was on the bottom of her backpack and everything got gross and sticky. If I had any extra money, honest, I would have bought her a new backpack. Because that's the type of guy WADE is.