WADE LOVE POEM #321:

she works hard
she works every day
she knows what she wants
i wish it was wade

the toilet paper flows
into the can
she flushes twice
she's not a man

down the street
she hops around
she gets hit by a uhal truck
she's not safe and sound

wade sees trouble
he calls 911
he sort of saved her life
(this poems stinks... I can't finish it, sorry, but I really like this girl and I hope she doesn't get hit by a UHAUL.)