BACK TO BUSINESS AND BACK TO FREE JUICE!
Wow, they restocked the free apple juice here at Comedy Central. So all the juice worries are over! It's all good folks. The glass of apple juice is half full folks.

DID WADE LOSE HIS IMPORTANT WORK/DATE BOOK?
I think I lost my book that has all my comedy dates and work days. My back pack was half open and I didn't realize this until I got to work.
I may have left it home, but I fear the worse.

OKAY, WHAT DID WADE EAT SO FAR TODAY?
Nothing.

PUSH UP COUNT FOR THE DAY:
zero, so far.