WADE HAS A TUMMY ACHE!

I just ate a corn muffin at the diner (the Evergreen Diner) right by work.

I paid for it and my coffee and left a $1 tip because the waiter let me look at the newspaper.

I ate too fast and now my belly hurts.

I haven't checked if there's juice yet at work. I'm going to ask my boss if we have Pepto Bismo here at work.

Not a good way to start off the day.