BRAIN SURGERY IN SAM ASH, NYC!
I just bought a $8 guitar stand at Sam Ash in NYC.
Here's what I learned while there.

Alot of people that go in there play Hendrix riffs.
'Social skills' are not part of the criteria to be hired there.

I think the bassist of 'Cheap Trick' finally waited on me.

Any question I asked about the guitar stand was answered by the sales person like this, "Ah, mmm."