WADE DESCRIBES LONLINESS TO A 'T':
I am sitting here at my computer... eating a Lipton's Cup of Soup Chicken, feeling bad for myself... because I don't have any salt-tines (saltines).

I looked out my window and saw this star in the sky and it spoke to me. It said... "Wade, you're gonna be alright, kid."

Yes folks, when the stars start talking to you... you have something that cries out "Eat solids," or "You are a lonely boy, Wade."