THE WADE QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(A QUESTION ADAM IS OFTEN ASKED):

"So are you still doing that comedy thing?" -Bob (He is asking this question because he is either bored or BECAUSE HE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN MY COMIC GENIUS)

"Yes." - WADE

"Really? You perform and write your own thing?" - Bob

"Oh yeah." - WADE

"Any leads?" - Bob

"Leads?" - WADE

"You know any comedy writing jobs out there?" -Bob

"You know anybody, anybody that's hiring?" - WADE

(Deep thought then...) "No, I don't." - Bob

"Well then... I guess I'll just keep doing my thing then. You know, that comedy thang!"

(end of scene)