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WADE ROCKS WAL-MART!:
Yes, I made my yearly trip to a WAL-MART today. I bought a cutter block for my electric shaver (which keeps me looking youthful).

(I am not a Reminton man, I am a Braun guy!)

It took me ten minutes to find the SHAVING PRODUCTS. Each person working there was very nice but would just DIRECT ME TO... ANOTHER WAL-MART EMPLOYEE!

I had to pee really bad and went into the WAL-MART restroom and... well they should stock up on the GLADE ROOM FRESHNERS 'INSIDE' THE RESTROOMS!

Yes, someone (or some animal/savage beast went potty ALL OVER the WAL-MART bathroom).

Needless to say... I did not attempt to spend more than 3 seconds of my life in the WAL-MART restroom and 'HELD MY PEE'.

So I purchased my cutter block shaver thing (rip off), and as I left... of course... the alarm goes off and this little lady (not the WAL-MART 'GREETER', BUT RATHER THE WAL-MART 'SEE YA LATER' PERSON, checked my bags and my receipt so carefully that I wished our HOME LAND SECURITY could be as good.

Upon passing INSPECTION I headed to the exit, the ALARMS WENT OFF AGAIN (VERY LOUD THIS TIME) and continued to walk out with my head up and bladder full to capacity.