April 23, 2004

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IT'S MY SINUSES!.... NO, I MIGHT JUST BE HUNG OVER:

I didn't pound any beers last night. I repeat, I didn't pound any beers last night. I did not act like I was 18 years old in Richie and Chuckie Charpentier's basement. I would never think to relive those glory days and POUND BEERS!

I'm Nurse Wade, I nurse my beers. I am an adult. I didn't have 6 beers last night. Nope. It did not happen. I don't have a hangover, it's my sinuses. Those darn sinuses. Shots? Nope! I didn't have three shots of Soco and Lime. Nope. Not me. I'm not writing this post in my underwear (at 1:35 pm). No!

The girls at Dunkin donuts didn't laugh at me today when I tried to order an ice coffee and had trouble with my pronunciation because I was somewht sleepwalking (a half an hour ago). No! That could not be!


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