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WADE EXCLUSIVE: WADE FEELS EMOTIONAL, LIKE HE'S PREGNANT OR SOMETHING

ADAM WADE = DOUGH BOY:

Yes, my diet is NOT WORKING. I ate a donut for breakfast and tonight I had a whoopee pie for dessert.
(Am I lying?)
I'm lying (whoa),
TWO WHOOPEE PIES, really, I ate two. (guilt feeling, I'm looking down on my expanding gut.)
I'm not happy with myself.

ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM WEBSITE DOWN VISITORS:
Yes, I work hard to entertain but... my visitors are DISAPPEARING like frozen whoopee pies out of my refrige. But is it my problem? I KNOW WHO COMES HERE EVERY DAY, YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT ONLY CONSISTANT BUT YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE! (now I'm kissing some butt/lauding myself)

WHAT HAPPENED TO APPLE JUICE WADE? ARE YOU DRINKING IT?
I'm not drinking it until I consistantly get back to 60 visitors a day. (NO JOKE)
I AM THE GHANDI OF WEBLOGS.

(Haven't had apple juice in 2 days, AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TE JUICE).

BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME:
What do I have to build?

THE GREATEST QUESTION ON THIS BLOG EVER!!!!!:
ALL THIS BLOG STUFF AND? ____________:
1) WADE gets a wrting job for $600 a week, clear (or more).
2) WADE gets to be in a PT ANDERSON movie (where he makes out with a hot actress), gets nominated for Golden Globe, countless offers from hip directors to be in their movies, is not recognizable to most people despite indie fame.
3) WADE gets a chance to be creative and pay his bills.
4) WADE gets to do PA work for ... ever.
5) WADE gets a free coffee from Starbucks for life.
6) BY NEXT year this site will get an average of '5' hits a day
7) Absolutely NOTHING!