FREE GENERIC APPLE JUICE AT COMEDY CENTRAL MAKES WADE'S DAY BIG TIME:
Yeah, they still don't have Motts apple juice (the best of the best), but hey, it's free.

GRANDMA MISSES WADE:
I spoke with my grandmother last night from New Hampshire and she said, "Honey, I miss you."

WADE MISSES GRANDMA:
Well, I responded, "I miss you too, honey."

WADE, YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER 'HONEY'?:
Yes, she calls me, 'Honey' and I call her 'Honey'

SHOULD I MIND MY OWN BUSINESS?:
Yeah, Don't pick on my grandmother.

WHO AM I?:
I don't know, but I don't like your attitude.

SORRY.:
No problem.