NEW WORLD WADE RECORD:
It took me 'two hours and fifteen minutes' to find out if the girl next to me at the bar had a boyfriend.


The girl I was talking to (this is a stand-in).


NOW WADE, HOW DID YOU GET IT OUT OF HER?:

After A LOT OF SMALL TALK I said, "I enjoy talking to you... you know most girls talk about... their hair... or about.. their... BOYFRIENDS and... that's just... sad."

She responded, "(Something, something)... my boyfriend (something, something).

DID WADE'S LITTLE SMILE TURN INTO A FROWN AT THAT MOMENT?:
Perhaps, but I think I knew she had a boyfriend all along.

C'MON WADE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BE TRUE:
Okay, I didn't know, you got me.