NOTE TO WADE'S BOSS AT WORK:

(left to right - Wade's Boss and Wade both working hard)

I want to apologize, I did not pick up a corn muffin (your favorite) today at the


EVERGREEN Diner (actual photo).

Yes, I may have had one, but I just plain forgot about you.

WADE, DON'T LIE!

Okay, sorry. I just didn't have the money for both of us.
I planned on only eating half the muffin... but...

Find it in your heart to forgive me.