BIG TUESDAY NIGHT:
Hit my local pub for a quick Sprite.
Saw Cousin John, and he was in the middle of a conversation about
TV's Dr. Phil.

(Cousin John)


COUSIN JOHN'S ACTUAL QUOTE:
"Dr. Phil is a big a fat, bald moron."


WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THAT, WADE?:
I held back on asking him what he thinks of Oprah.