BURGER HEAVEN MAKES WADE'S LIFE HELL!:
Yes, the burgers were good today (and FREE, thank you Comedy Central),
but now I feel tired and bloated.

Sometimes less is more.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE 'ON' and 'WITH' YOUR BURGER?:
lettuce
tomatoe
cheese
onions in yellow sauce
BBQ sauce (I thought it was ketchup)

cole slaw
half a baked potato
sour cream