September 28, 2004

MAJOR NEWS FROM THE COMEDY CENTRAL COMMISSARY:

CHEF BILLY "THE KID" GIVES HIS NOTICE, HEADED TO FOX NEWS.

(Chef Billy now crazy like a ... FOX?)


People walked around today in disbelief, because as of 10/15/04 Chef Billy will no longer be here.
Yes, the Chef Billy who recently won New York Magazine's BEST NEW YORK COMMISSARY CHEF 2004, beating out CNN's CHEF BOB "JUST ADD GRAPENUTS", CBS' CHEF CHUCKIE "MAC AND CHEESE AND BEETS", and FOUR TIME WINNER, MORGAN STANLEY'S CHEF SAM "I AM".

He signed a 5 year deal to man the FOX NEWS main commissary for "Big Money" (according to Leon the dishwasher)

THE BIG QUESTION IS WHO WILL TAKE BILLY'S PLACE?:

"LITTLE" GUS? MAYBE SO.

Chef Billy's protege' "Little" Gus makes pizza at Comedy Central Commissary once in a while. People have said his ziti is a bit salty. Can he maintain the Comedy Central kitchen?

("Little" Gus with his finest pie)

STAY TUNED!


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