WOMEN 'GOOSES' WADE:

Today when I got off the NJ PATH TRAIN, I headed up the stairs, not as fast as usual. I was sort of going at a steady pace.

SUDDENLY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Someone goosed my buttocks.

I turned around and saw a pretty, forty something woman, smile at me and politely say, "Hurry it up, hot buns." I smiled back and just kept walking up those stairs.


WADE, DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME?:
This has never, ever, ever, ever happen to me before.