I just read this post on METHODSHOP.COM talking about new iPod shuffle FASHIONS (see photo)

And this morning on the NJ Path Train I saw this guy acting all cool and smooth with his iPod shuffle. A VERY VERY hot girl asked him what the next stop was... he took off his ear plugs and their eyes met. After a brief conversation, they got off at 9th Street and it looked like a love connection.


NOW! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!
I am going to purchase a CHEAP SET of headphones and a pack of JUICY FRUIT. Oh, look out ladies of Hoboken. This stud (me) is here, he is hip, and he is cheap!

I plan on riding the PATH train with my faux iPod shuffle in hopes that some girl will ask me what the NEXT STOP is. MY answer will be... WADE-VILLE sweetheart. Wanna piece of JuicyFruit?"