Here goes...
8:30pm

Loved the opening montage.

(Tupac sighting on the opening montage)

CHRIS ROCK!

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Halle Berry and her one strap dress!

POPCORN TIME!

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8:47pm

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Wade picks

Alan Alda

winner is...
Morgan Freeman - great speech


(good for him!!!)

SPARTACUS PEPSI COMMERICAL WITH KIRK DOUGLAS 'thumbs up'

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Robin William's Oscar Viagra Joke - original!

Is he going to mention Paris Hinton?
WOW! No, he didn't. Really, he didn't.


'Incredibles' WIN!

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Best MAKE UP makes their speech from the bathroom! How interesting.

Adam Sandler sighting.


Beyonce' El Limey Beautifally singing with the Hillside Junior High Choir

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Chris Rock at Magic Johnson Theaters was really funny!
My boy Albert Brooks was awkwardly funny.


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Best Supporting Actress...
(my early pick is Virginia Madsen)

the winner...
Cate Blanchette - who looks great!

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9:29
Nice tribute to Johnny Carson


Leo showed up tonight, maybe he'll win.


Since when did The guy from Counting Crows look like Sideshow Bob?

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Sandler shines!

ALEXANDER PAYNE, JIM TAYLOR WIN BEST ADAPTED SCREENPAY!
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

PAYNE IS THE MAN! AND HE IS GREEK! YASOU ALEXANDROS!

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Hold it, Johnny Depp is in talks about doing a bio pic on Col. Sanders.
Yikes!

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10pm
Separated at Birth
Sydney Lumet and comedic great PAT COOPER!

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No... more Beyonce'?
Yes!1! Always room for more Beyonce' - fully wardrobe and make-up change.

(flossing my teeth)
FYI: Sort of burnt my microwave popcorn.

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Getting tired. I might punch out early folks.


Prince sighting and he's looking very conservative!

JAY-Z in the house!

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Chris Rock looking rather Nervous.

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Lotta empty seats, where are the fillers?

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10:20pm
Penelope Cruz and Selma...
Hot Hot Hot!
CATFIGHT! NOW! No?
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Antonio No! Don't sing! Don't sweat! NO! NO! NO!
Why didn't they just have the real guy do it?
I am confused.


Nice to see Santana! Let's hear some 'Black Magic Woman' even just a few bars. C'mon, please?

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Sonar-Care time (time to brush my teeth)

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10:35pm
Natalie Portman looks very thin

(I am getting tired, this whole coverage thing is going to end very soon).

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HBO is getting thanked ALOT!

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Is it me or does John Travolta not look even a little bit 'manly'.
Richard Simmons looks more manly than this guy!
What happened to him?

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Marty is the MAN!

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'Shane' sighting!

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Is Warren Beaty going to make a movie this decade? I honestly hope so.

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More tributes with my main man, YO YO MAN!

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10:56pm
P. Diddy is in the house.

Beyonce' again?????????????
And who's this guy with her?
My mom loves, I mean loves that GUY!


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PRINCE is on right now... he is the man!

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Sean Penn attacks Chris Rock about Jude Law joke, (whoa)

BEST ACTRESS:
I'm gonna go with the lady from 'Maria Full Of Grace'

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Prune Juice Time!

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I'm going to bed!!!!!

G'night!




(end of coverage folks)
Hey, I work 6 days a week, I'm taping the rest.

Have a good night, may all your dreams be of OSCAR!