May 12, 2005
LADY ON ELEVATOR... SAY WHAT?

My hands were really dry so my boss, Claresa gave me some hand-lotion.
It smelled like coconut butter. I wasn't very excited about this... But, HEY MY HANDS WERE ALL NICE NOW!
So I got into the elevator for a post-lunch stroll and a woman in her late forties was already on it. As we were going down, I saw her looking at me. I looked back at her and she said... "Boy, you smell SCRUMPTIOUS!"
Following this... was about a 30 seconds of awkward silence.









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