THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:

BEST SCOTTY EULOGY POST (TIE):
It doesn't matter how long we stand here. Scotty's not going to beam us up.


R.I.P. Scotty
Don

BEST ROAST OF NICK "THE FISH" ON THIS SITE:
Table #5 at Nicky and Kristine's wedding: "We thought it was gonna be one of those 'theme' weddings we've heard so much about," said Uncle Carl "Data" Parente.
Ed Shirak Jr.

BEST POST BY A GUY WHO SHARED A DORMROOM WITH TWO TREKKIES IN 1995:
Mama said, "if'n you wanna find yo'self a man, you gotsta go where the men is." So Ginny & I got us some trekkie shirts from her cousin who has like a hunderd of 'em, and drove up to Cheyenne to that convention center. Well mama was right! And these ain't no farm boys neither. Ginny latched onto one guy, he was a 'starship captain' or somethin' like that. Can you imagine! I met this guy who said he wanted to use his 'phaser' on me. I don't know what that is, but he was sellin' these pradder knock-off bags, and I got one cheap!
Flanders

SOMETHING OVERHEARD IN THE CHS CAFE CiRCA 1993 (BY THE JUKEBOX):
'darn it, melinda, i told you i was wearing the red tonight. now, we look ree-goddang-diculous in matching colors. i am never talking to you -- in klingon -- again.'
deano

BEST SCOTTY EULOGY POST (TIE):
James Doohan's grandkids are kinda pissed that all they inherited were these lousy shirts.

James Doohan III eulogy, "Thanks to grandpa, I am able to hook up with the hottest girl at any of the Star Trek conventions. Problem is, the hottest girl at the Star Trek convention is the cardboard cutout of Uhura. But I'll take it. Not so much that it's enjoyable, it kinda hurts actually, it's really just that the other guy's know they can't have her, and I can. So thanks grandpa, and goodbye. I promised myself I wouldn't say beam me up grandpop, but (crying) I guess I just did."
Lonny

QUINN DOUBLE SHOT:
'I'm Related to a semi-Famous Person' photo-op and signing at a Trekker Convention.

Mindy Cohn's sister, Candy Cohn.

Michael Rappoport's brother, Mort Rappoport.

Lori Petty's sister, Vera Petty.

The guy in yellow could be related to the singer from Savage Garden. Geez, he looks like someone..Hey, That Medieval Times guy from Garden State?
Quinn

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Disappointed Extras from the set of "Galaxy Quest: Thurmians Return" are told they passed the required drug screen but failed the Coolness Factor.

Repeat Offenders:
-Excessive D&D references..
-Beaten up playing Tether ball..
-Winning 4th grade Science Fairs-at 24 yrs old..
-President of the Pig Latin Society.
-Beaten up playing in your own back yard.
-Hosting your Own Blog Roast.
-Speaking in Klingon.
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Quinn

Geek Theatre presents their rendition of "The Usual Suspects".
matt sears