You could start by telling him that your name isn't Wayne... and then inform him that his picture is identical to that of somebody else on another random website.
Ed Shirak | 08.25.05 - 10:45 am | #

He calls me wayne, what am I to do?

Second
I used a different photo to protect his identity.

but he STILL NEEDS ADVICE!
WADE | 08.25.05 - 11:09 am | #

um - if she wants them she can come get them from him. if he doesn't hear from her in two weeks - OUT they go in the trash.
Janet and Chrissy | 08.25.05 - 12:13 pm | #

wayne,

this bloke works in shipping, right? i say he uses his shipping skills to send the tupperware back to his former girlfriend -- with a note stating "even this tupperware was unable to keep our relationship from expiring."
deano | 08.25.05 - 12:18 pm | #

or "we tried to keep it fresh -- but sometimes things just go bad, just like with tupperware."
deano | 08.25.05 - 12:33 pm | #

a more uplifting, hallmark-worthy note:

my fond memories of our relationship will last longer than a twinkie stored in a tupperware container.
deano | 08.25.05 - 12:40 pm | #

I gotta tell Pete that one, he'll love it!
WADE | 08.25.05 - 1:28 pm | #

I still can't get over the fact that you have a shipping department there.
Ed Shirak | 08.25.05 - 1:29 pm | #

Throw them away and forget about it! unless of course Pete is looking for a reason to contact his ex-girlfriend .....
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