Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.

Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.

Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.
THIS WEEK: COUSIN JOHN REACTS TO WADE FOR MAKING HIM AN INTERNET FORCE.

COUSIN JOHN: "Wade, keep using me on your website, I'm gonna get my lawyers and sue you."

WADE: "Why, John, you got a mini fan club>"

COUSIN JOHN: "I bet I do, I am a star buddy, like 'Entourage'."

WADE: "Huh?"

COUSIN JOHN: (pause) "HEY Stupid. I am a star, I realize this."

WADE: "I'm confused, you are a star like 'Entourage', the TV show?"

COUSIN JOHN: "Yep, I am huge, now shut up and stop nursing that Bud Light."

WADE: (Confused look)