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November 30, 2003

WADE UPCOMING PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE


Thurs Dec 4th 2003
WADE will be a featured guest at the Art House
www.ArtHouseProductions.org
Victory Hall, 186 Grand Street, 2nd Fl., Jersey City, NJ
8pm -$3!



SAT, JANUARY 17 -- 9:30 P.M.
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)


Mon Jan 19th 2004
'Eating It'
@ Luna Lounge
171 Ludlow St
NYC
8pm


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WADE EXCLUSIVE:

Wade is mentioned on the CSTV.com website :


Behind the making of CSTV's Walk-On Tryouts (an 'American Idol' type TV show that will air on CSTV which is on DIRECT TV IN NY, NJ and CT)

It's all about the passion

By Tim Pernetti
CSTV Vice President, Programming


November 20, 2003 - In March, we were one month away from our network launch, and on a daily search for the new wave of college sports on-air talent. If experience, polish, and ability were our only requirements, our task would have been easy. We knew that the best voice for certain CSTV programs would need the one thing that drives college sports to the core: Passion.

(Wade excerpt of article)....

Half the crowd remained outside in anxious anticipation.

They had waited in line for more than four hours, but it was time to focus, and face the lights. The afternoon was highlighted by many moments, including one individual we�ll just call �Wade.� A comedian in his spare time, he arrived on the set with a T-Shirt bearing his name, a wiffle ball bat, and some serious shtick. While his sportscaster talent was marginal, his unique performance gave the crew and judges a much-needed laugh during a long, hard day. __________________________________________________________________


CHECK TV LISTINGS: Walk-On Tryouts premieres Sunday, Dec. 14 at 7:30 p.m. ET
Most likely WADE will be on the first episode.




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ADAM WADE GREYHOUND BUS MOVIE REVIEW:

I saw THE IN-LAWS and it was actually pretty consistantly funny. I don't know if it was becaused it was REALLY GOOD, or the fact it kept my mind off the old lady sitting next to me who smelled like urine and kept farting (I know it was you!!!).

Albert Brooks and the aging Michael Douglas were both really strong. Overacting, yes, but it went with the piece. The gay villian, who was also in the original SWAMP THING stole the show.

Actually the old lady stole the show, she had the worse gas ever!


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SUPER SUNDAY AT NYC NBC SPORTS! WADE IS BACK IN BUSINESS!
Wade made his return to the Hoboken bar scene last night -
the whole gang was out minus the greatest Frank Sinatra impersonator.

I just ate some grilled chicken and salad (free!) Thank you NBC Sports.


Laura, one of the great ADs here at NBC Sports told me she saw my CSTV Promo on TV, "You were great" She said. Thank you Laura!


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November 29, 2003

WADE TEN MEMORIES OF THANKS GIVING WEEK 2003:

10) The Ride from NYC to NH with my friend Barry, the Magnum PI of NBC Sports. THANKS A MILLION BARRY! HOPE I didn't talk too much.

9) Going to eat with my Aunt Arety sans my Grandmother who hurt her foot. Thanks Arety and hope the foot gets better Despo.

8) Chasing my parents cat, Lucky, for a half an hour and him finally letting me pick him up. Good boy Luck.

7) Washing and drying the dishes with my mom and singing 'Maria, Maria' with her. You're voice is a gift from above Sweetheart.

6) Eating breakfast with my dad and Uncle Ken, and then going to the library with dad.

5) Watching CSI with my Aunt Susie and her telling me what's going to !happen five minutes into the show. You are a super sleuth!

4) Thanksgiving day with my family.

3) Getting a coffee with my brother and him playing Barry Manalow (no joke) the whole ride.

2) Getting jocked out by all the sports radio I listened to dealing with the REDSOX and PATRIOTS.

1) THE SWEET SMELL OF URINE AND FARTS THE WHOLE RIDE ON A GREYHOUND FROM BOSTON TO NYC. I know it was the old lady sitting behind me. I know it was you who kept cutting them, shame on you old lady.




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November 28, 2003

XMAS COMES EARLY FOR REDSOX FANS:
Schilling agrees to join Red Sox

SOX in 2004!

Also look for a possible Manny to Texas, Normar to San Diego and ARod to Boston in a three way trade.

WADE KNOWS!


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LEFTOVER FRIDAY!
yes, I ate turkey leftovers for lunch. And they were great!!!!

Yesterday was a great Thanksgiving and (BIG AND) I had 23 visitors - topping what I hoped for by three.


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November 27, 2003

WADE'S THANKSGIVING WISHES:
In order of importance-
1) World Peace!

2) That are troops overseas come back as soon as possible.

3) I get a couple yams ( I love yams)

4) 20 visitors today to this site. Now 20 is not a big number, BUT if 20 people need their WADE fix... well... that's another thing to be thankful for.



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Happy Thanksgiving!

TRUE WADE FACT:

FOR THE 2000 MACY THANKSGIVING PARADE - WADE WAS TV'S MATT LAUER'S STAND IN.

WADE DID A GREAT JOB! - as always.


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November 26, 2003

WHEN IS WADE DOING SOMETHING LIVE AGAIN?

Thurs Dec 4th 2003
WADE will be a featured guest at the Art House
www.ArtHouseProductions.org
Victory Hall, 186 Grand Street, 2nd Fl., Jersey City, NJ
8pm -$3!


FYI:
I'll be doing a 20 minute set consisting of spoken word (poetry/story telling etc) which will feature the works from the things I've been working on (say what?) can you say 'Work in Progress' or 'Concept Album'?). All and all it should be very interesting.


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MISSING IN ACTION:

Jodi, one of the most faithful, cheery, bright visitors to the site has been AWOL for a week or so. Jodi, I hope you are well!


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Happy Wednesday before the big ThursDAY!
I want to wish everyone a Happy and healthy Thanksgiving a day in advance.
I know tomorrow will be a light (a la lite) day as far as visitors to this site of mine, so I'll send out my wishes now.

Ate breakfast with my dad and my Uncle Ken today. I had two eggs, bacon, toast and homefries. Yes, I got it for free! Thanks dad! (The girl waiting on us at the breakfast place was a knockout!)

SPORTS FANS:
Do you think Miami will beat Dallas tomorrow in the big Turkey bowl?

NON SPORTS FANS:
My favorite female sportscaster that I've worked with... ANDREA JOYCE will be working the big Dog Show after the Macy's Parade on NBC. Check her out! She is the best!



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November 25, 2003

One of my best friends of ALL TIME, Mr Jason Dillon, who used to drive me everywhere in college in his black Ford Escort (every Saturday we went to Lindy's Dinner in Keene, NH) has super great news and he's THAT GOOD A FRIEND THAT I'm going to share his email with you. Because this site is dedicated to me following my dreams, well, he's following his dreams too! Congrats Jason "Dill" Dillon.
_____________________

***Hi All,
�
I took the NH basketball officials exam last night and got a 98.� So I'm certified! For those of you who think that it should've been easy since I'm such b-ball fanatic anyway, think again.� The rule book and questions are very tricky and very difficult.� On my first day of class I came in with the attitude thinking�I'd walk all over everyone and after those three hours I realized I had a lot to learn. Who would've thought that the skinny, spiked-haired�kid ten years ago that complained he was fouled to the referee�everytime if he missed a shot, would now be wearing the black and white stripes?� I certainly didn't.� I expect to get my schedule within the next few weeks.� So if anyone dares to come see a game, behave yourself in the stands because if you get out of line I'll throw you out! Just kidding.�
"People who feel sorry for referees are making the biggest mistake in the world, because we're getting paid to do exactly what we want out there." -Darryl Garretson veteran NBA Official� The Secret NBA
Happy Thanksgiving!
�
-Jason
****


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WADE EXCLUSIVE:

My blog has been dipping in visitors this month. I understand why with Thanksgiving and the COUNTLESS holidays in between that and New Year's. So if I dip under 30 visitors a day... well... stuff like that happens. WADE'S GOTTA GEAR UP FOR 2004! If you're reading this... THANKS!



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Sunny Sunny Tuesday.
Last night I saw the movie 'Elf'. Yes, I liked it. simple, but funny. A nice holiday movie. BUT and a BIG BUT... there's NO PENGUINS IN THE NORTH POLE!



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November 24, 2003

Happy Moday of this Thanksgiving week holiday.

Can I call this a whole week a holiday?

Started off this week with lunch with my Aunt Arety.
We ate at her favorite restaurant (and yes, she treated so I ate for free).

Arety is the best.
She had the seafood queeche(sp), brocoli soup and chicken wings.

I had chicken and rice with a salad and scallops wrapped in bacon.

After we ate we went to see my grandmother whose foot hurts, and I fixed the Laz-y-Boy chair in their TV room.
Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts WADE FIXED THE CHAIR!

Wade is a mister fix-it folks. Even when Wade is on holiday he still WORKS HARD.

Arety and my Grandmother were very happy about the fixed chair, now they can both sit in their TV room and watch the FOOD NETWORK and the GAME SHOW NETWORK in peace with their cat Alfie (who is 23 pounds).


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November 23, 2003

WADE LOOKS BACK:

Since we are looking back this is a post from 6 months ago on the 6th month Anniversary of this site:

June 8th, 2003
Today is my 6th month anniversary of adamwade.blogspot.com!
Let's recollect for a brief moment:
ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT awards

COMMENT PERSON/VISITOR OF THE HALF YEAR: JODI

RUNNERS UP: DR CROCKWELL, DON

HONORABLE MENTION: DEANO

TOP TOPIC OF THE SITE: tie WHAT I ATE, THE WEATHER IN NYC

RUNNER UP: tie MY ENDLESS ATTEMPT TO DIET and DO PUSHUPS, CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS

SILVER BLOG AWARD: TO EVERYONE WHO HAS CHECKED OUT THIS SITE MORE THAN 4 TIMES

GOLDEN BLOG AWARD: ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO SAW ME POST A SHOW PERFORMANCE OF WADE ON THE SITE AND WENT TO IT

WHAT NEXT... AWARD/ASPIRATION: adamwade.com up and running by 12/8/03

WHAT NEXT.... RUNNER UP: 75 visitors/hits in one day.

INSPIRATION AWARD TO START THE BLOG AWARD: ANDRES DU BOUCHET

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BIG SUPERSIZED SUNDAY!
Working at NBC Sports. Just ate a blueberry muffin.
It's sunny here in NYC.

WADE EXCLUSIVE!

On Dec 8th will mark the one year anniversary to this blog.

And now here the nominations for the WADIES!
The results will be announced the week of 8th.


please cast your vote in the comment link below this post

1) Most common eaten food by Wade posted on the blog.
a - muffins
b - pizza
c - donuts
d - anything free

2) Best 'Celebrity Sighting'.
a - Tim Robbins
b - Brian Dennehy
c - Glenn Close
d - The WWE's Undertaker



3) Most witty 'comment' responser.
a - Jett
b - Jodi
c- Don
d - Ed Shirak
e - Dr. Cockrell


4) VOTE - is Wade's diet doomed?
a - his diet is a joke
b - WADE will be ripped by this Spring


5) Should WADE stop talking about ___ on his blog.

a - What he eats
b - The weather
c - his sinuses
d - crappy poems
e - getting dissed by girls

6) Will Wade get 10,000 visitors or more in his second year?

a - yes
b - no


7) What do you miss most?

a - the imaginary WADE radio show
b - Major Sports Predictions (Feb 23rd's)
c - WADE Award Show Coverage


8) Best Wade posts over the past year:

a - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 :

BAD TODAY ON THE SITE
7 Visitors to the site. I guess people really don't care about the weather and food in my life.
I'm trying folks.

7 is better than 0.
So thank you LUCKY 7



b - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 :

I am on my way right now to pick up Colin Quinn some underwear.
NO JOKE!


c - Sunday, September 21, 2003 :

WADE COVERAGE OF THE 2003 EMMY'S CONTINUES:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz


d - Tuesday, October 21, 2003 :

I just saw Meg Ryan on Charlie Rose. What happened to her face? That's crazy!


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November 22, 2003

Happy Saturday! Sunny here in NYC. Working at NBC Sports. Just ate a cinnemon roll (very sweet).

Things are quiet here right now, which is good. Golf is on right now.



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November 21, 2003

Instead of going into my big Michael Jackson rant... isn't everybody doing that. Just go to this link, it sums it all up. THANKS JONNY.


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WADE WORKS HARD FOR...WADE TODAY!
Today... well most of today, is dedicated to me. I gotta catch up on things and stuff. First off, going to get my pre Thanksgiving haircut.

ODD QUESTION BUT MUST BE ASKED:
"Is a girl hitting on you at the bar when she pops a birthcontrol pill right in front of you and says, 'I almost forgot to take my birthcontrol pill'?"

It's sunny today, so I am feeling good.
The sinuses (not sinus' - thanks Jodi) are moderate today.


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November 20, 2003

HAPPY PRE-THANKSGIVING THURSDAY!
FREE Thanksgiving food today at Comedy Central.
It was good.

Wade is feeling the burn today. WADE WORKS HARD, you know and it's getting to him. He needs a few days off.

It's raining again today - blows!

I'm drinking tonight (yes my three beer minimum).


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November 19, 2003

LOU REED'S LYRICS TO 'EGG CREAM'

When I was a young man - no bigger than this
A chocolate egg cream was not to be missed
Some U Bet's Chocolate Syrup, seltzer water mixed with milk
Stir it up into a heady fro - tasted just like silk
You scream, I steam, We all want Egg Cream
Now you can go to Junior's, Dave's on Canal St.

(WADE NOTE: Junior's - yes this is the same one, and yes, the egg creams are.... SO GOOD!)

And I think there's Ken's in Boston
There must be something in L.A.
But Becky's on Kings Highway
Was the Egg Cream of choice
And if you don't believe me
Go ask any of the boys
You scream, I steam, We all want Egg Cream
The only good thing I remember about P.S.92
Was the Egg Cream served at Becky's
It was a fearsome brew
For fifty cents you got a shot - chocolate bubbles up your nose
That made it easier to deal with knife flights
and kids pissing in the street
You scream, I steam, We all want Egg Cream
So the next time you're in Brooklyn - Please say hello for me
At Totonno's for Pizza and ice cream at Al and Shirley's
But mostly you go to Becky's - sit in a booth and say hello
And have two chocolate Egg Cream - one to stay and go
You scream, I steam, We all want Egg Cream


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I know what I just posted but I am currently drinking yet another chocolate egg cream (from Junior's).

3 egg creams in 1 hour plus alot of food and CHEESECAKE!


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I have a problem, I am continuously overeating.
Is there such a thing as OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS?

I am bloated.


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WILD CARD WEDNESDAY TODAY AT WORK!

John Marshall the great writer/comedian extroidinaire (sp)
got us Juniors from Brooklyn. It was amazing.

John earns himself the ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM PERSON OF THE WEEK.


Here's what Wade ate:
2 Chocolate egg creams
3 mini- pastrami sandwiches
2 helpings of potato salad
1 big pickle (dill)
1 piece of cheese cake

WADE IS WORKING ON YET ANOTHER CONCEPT OF SPREADING THE WADE! STAY TUNED!



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November 18, 2003

BIG CONGRATS:
To my boss Kevin who notice that I had my jeans hemmed.
He is the first person who pointed this out.

Bravo Hoboken One Cleaners #4 for hemming my pants so well that my boss who has a million things on his mind could figure out that I had them hemmed. It was worth the 8 bucks. Bravo.


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Weird food day at Comedy Central.
Yes, it was free but... chicken parm, cajun salmon, green spinach, salad, and lasagna.

That is the perfect recipe for bad breath and heartburn (which I have both of right now).

It is yet another cloudy day. So depressing. Overcast overcast go away.

Man my stomach just won't stop hurting. I'm overeating like an 80 year old women at the early bird buffet line at Rudy's House of Beef in West Orange.


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November 17, 2003

GREAT NEWS FOR CARSON DAILY,
BAD NEWS FOR WADE:

Carson Daily got yet another TV deal. He's going to executive produce a TV show based on his early days in radio.

Wade is not attached to the project.


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CLOUDY MONDAY!

I am on my big # day of work in a row.
By 'big #' I mean multiple days.

FREE FOOD COMEDYCENTRAL STYLE:
Grilled chicken, mac and cheese, mash pot, salad, steamed veggies.
It was good and then I ate two mini-brownies.

WADE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO DIETING:
Yes I do.



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November 16, 2003

WADE LOVE POEM #321:

she works hard
she works every day
she knows what she wants
i wish it was wade

the toilet paper flows
into the can
she flushes twice
she's not a man

down the street
she hops around
she gets hit by a uhal truck
she's not safe and sound

wade sees trouble
he calls 911
he sort of saved her life
(this poems stinks... I can't finish it, sorry, but I really like this girl and I hope she doesn't get hit by a UHAUL.)



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WHY IS WADE SAD?
Today we had free pita sandwiches here at NBC and Soup. GOOD!!!

I had a bag of potato chips on my office space and planned on eating them later on in the day.

About a half hour ago I went to the restroom and when I came back... someone stole them. And they were salt and vinegar, my favorite.

That is why Wade is sad.
And mad.


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ADAM WADE: THE COLLEGE YEARS AND DRINKING.

Wade learned the hard way.



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Another Sunday morning...working! Yes, I am here at NBC Sports. I just ate a donut (chocolate frosted) and now I am ready to go. Andrea Joyce is our sportscaster today. SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST!

Big game tonight in football - Patriots vs Cowboys. I am excited about that.

THE LASTEST ON THE WADE ONE MAN SHOW:
I want to give a big thanks to my friend Sara, who gave me some constructive notes. Moucho thank you.

I should be done the second draft tonight.

WHAT WADE'S FAMILY WANTS TO KNOW ie LATEST ON WADE GETTING A DATE:
Don't go there. Wade is working hard. Wade is trying to make it. The past few months have been dedicated to Wade. Dedicated to getting it done. Maybe Wade won't have a date to his brother's wedding in August. Maybe Wade wants to go stag (though no matter how drunk he gets, he refuses to hit on his second and third cousins - that's not going to happen). Maybe Wade is overdoing it right now. Maybe.


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November 15, 2003

WADE GOSSIP NEWS:
There's a good possibility that I'll be doing a show in Hoboken this coming Friday November 21, 2003.

The show will start around 8pm and be at the storefront space on Washington Street next to popular bar/restaurant 'EAST L.A.". more details as they come.


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PEOPLE RESPOND TO SEEING WADE IN CSTV (COLLEGE SPORTS TV) PROMO/COMMERCIAL:

Word is on the street and here's the low down:

COMEDY CENTRAL SUPERVISING PRODUCER: "Wow, Good for you, Wade."

COLIN QUINN, HIMSELF: "Way to go, Wade."

GREG, CAMERA MAN: "That's awesome Wade."

WADE'S DAD: (30 seconds of silence) "I'm going to take a long walk into the ocean."

WADE'S MOM: (45 seconds of silence) "Did they pay you for that? Or did you pay them?"

JIMMY ROBERTS, NBC SPORTSCASTER: "Hm-m-m-m. Neat."

HUGE NYC TALENT AGENCY: (no reply)

HEAD OF WELL KNOWN COMEDY MANAGEMENT CO.: "Congrats."

ASST PRODUCTION COORDINATOR, COMEDY CENTRAL: (Huge laugh) "Wade!"


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ATTENTION: WRITER'S, IDEA MEN AND WOMEN, DREAMSERS

If you love to write, have ideas, need creative support go to THIS SITE.


I was a student of the man behind this writing website and he's a terrific guy!


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YAWN! SATURDAY!
Yes, I am working... again. This time at NBC Sports. Just ate two mini blueberry muffins and I'm drinking some expensive thick orange juice (FREE!!!!).

Last nights Hoboken Show (hip place) went well. Thanks to Walter, Nick, Nick, Mike, and all the ladies of Hoboken that came to see WADE!


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November 14, 2003

WADE IS ON HIS WAY TO WORK AT CONAN O'BRIEN.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY OFF AND MY APT IS MESSY!
BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE THE DOUGH REY ME BABE!

JUST ATE A BAGEL EGG CHEESE HAM
IT'S SUNNY, BUT COLD
SINUS' ARE DECENT TODAY


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November 13, 2003

BREAKING NEWS:

I made up with my co-worker Lonny.
Yesterday he kidded me because I was eating Chinese food with a fork and he used chop sticks.

Everything is fine now. GOO GOO!

The man who brought us back was... the DICE MAN! NO JOKE!


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BIG THURSDAY!
Getting ready for tomorrows big show in HOBOKEN!
(for more details scroll down)

Just had Spicy Chicken and Beef for lunch. HOT!
It's very windy today here in NYC, my sinus' are cool but will be hurting soon!




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WADE EXCLUSIVE

THE CSTV PROMO FEATURING WADE THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING SHOWN ON DIRECT TV IS NOW AVAILABLE ON THE WEB!

CHECK IT OUT!

SPECIAL THANKS TO JONNY, MR X AND OF COURSE MR Y FOR MAKING IT ALL POSSIBLE.


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November 12, 2003

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Andrew Dice clay is on our show today at Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. I just saw him.



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WADE LIVE - THE THREE CHORD PHENOM RETURNS TO HIS ROCK ROOTS!

Fri Nov 14th 2003
The Shannon
106 First Street
Hoboken
9pm
$7
HOBOKEN COMEDY CLUB
CLICK HERE TO RSVP

FYI: THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE HIPPEST OF THE HIP PLACES IN HOBOKEN!

THERE WILL BE MANY HOBOKEN BIG SHOTS THERE INCLUDING MIKE, NICK, AND WALTER! AND MAYBE A SURPRISE GUEST! (HINT: ED ***AK)


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Come back to this site tonight! Honest, if everything goes well you will be able to view a recent television cameo by WADE!

-NO JOKE!


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AWESOME FREE MSG-full FOOD WEDNESDAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL!

Yes, the food was good (SUSHI AND CHINESE - BUT WADE DOESN'T EAT SUSHI!). They had caviar. NO JOKE! WADE IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN TO THOSE FISH EGGS FOR RICH PEOPLE.
I thought they tasted gross. Give me french (freedom) fries any day!

My friend Lonny ate his food with chopsticks. Arrogant Pr*ck!
He goes, "Look, Wade's eating his food with a fork."

Sorry pal unlike you I didn't take Chopsticks 101 in college, I took Nuclear Physics. Did you even go to college you *****hole!
(note: I didn't say the last thing to him, but I thought it.)





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November 11, 2003

***Has Meg Ryan gone under the knife?***

That's the title to a gossip report on msn.com today.

Boy they are up to date on gossip!

WOW! Wade mentioned the freakshow-esque happening over a Month ago.

WADE IS MORE UP TO DATE THAN MSN.COM (aka Bill Gate's baby).

Chalk one up for WADE!


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November 10, 2003

Just got back from a show where I introduced the world to the Italian Princess poem/ female intimate aparel designer story. It went over pretty well. It needs work. THE CSTV (college sports promo) promo I'm in will be on this site very very shortly!

Brief excerpts:
poem

She's the sweetest damn women I've ever seen
Someone told me her grandfather was Chef Boy-R-Dee

story:
WADE "Sears? Wow, my grandmother wears underwear from Sears."


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OH NICE MONDAY!
Just ate some free Comedy Central food. PORK, mashed potatos, macoroni and bread. Oh yeah salad and brownies, too.

WADE IS WORKING HARD!

It's a cold day in NYC.

I may be doing poetry tonight in Hoboken, if I get out of work on time.

POEM FOR THE DAY:
Donuts,
She eats donuts.
I love her and her donuts.
Dito for donuts.
Jelly.
Jelly Donuts.
JD.
Jelly donuts.
Good Stuff,
Those Jelly Donuts.
(fin)


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November 9, 2003

big sunday night out in hoboken
Yes, I got home from work and hit my favorite restaurant/bar/pub for a beer and a chicken dinner. Eddie the bartender was there. Wally was the host of Sunday Night! Sat with my buddy Mike and discussed our dreams. I hope I can make people laugh, but also make them feel good about themselves.

Good night!


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ALL PERFORMANCES SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
WADE ON TOUR

Fri Nov 14th 2003
The Shannon
106 First Street
Hoboken
9pm
$7go to
HOBOKEN COMEDY CLUB.com
For a discount!

Some of Hoboken's coolest people will be in attendance for this show!
The Shannon is a very HIP place... so I am told.


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SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS!
Just ate some chicken and rice and just a little salad. VERY GOOD!
Talking movies with my friends Seth and Dan.

Last night I saw my coworker Danrick Woods perform at THE LIVING ROOM. He was awesome.



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November 8, 2003

SUPER SATURDAY AT NBC SPORTS!
FREE FOOD CONSISTED OF: Grilled Chicken sandwich, potato chips, thick tomato soup.

Sinus' are pretty good today. It's sunny in NYC but cold.

I went to my local bar last night and it was a real real sausage-fest. I'm not a babe hound, honest, but it's nice to go out and see SOME girls.


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November 7, 2003

BIG WADE FRIDAY HERE!
Ate the lumberjack breakfast at Diana's in Hoboken! WOW! Good! MMMMM.
Last night I went to the premiere of 'Martin and Orloff' costarring my buddy Teddy Coluca and I saw Judy Blume (yes that Judy Blume at the afterparty). I love her books, I don't want to sound like an 8 year old, but she's one of my favorites.

Working on the 'WILCARD WADE WEDNESDAY' documentary today and hope to work out today and do 60 plus crunches.

Was at a SUBWAY sub shop last night and this kid came in and started yelling at the submakers. Racial and hateful stuff. I got a bit scared and didn't know what to do. I tried to keep to myself. It was scary stuff.

WHY IS WADE THE MAN? EXAMPLE #4,980
Last night I gave a lady my umbrella because she didn't have one. And later on in the night I got soaken wet. BLESS YOU WADE! YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE!


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November 6, 2003

It saddens me when I see other people's blogs get many hits and mine gets... well... not as many,

BUT (BIG BUT) I FEEL FORTUNATE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT COME BY AND VISIT! YOU ARE THE PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE...

Good people.


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HEY HEY THURSDAY!
Free food today at Comedy Central : ravioli, hot dogs, hamburgers and potato salad. ALL VERY GOOD!

WADE is working hard. The sinus' are so bad today. I am wearing my new shirt today and no one complimented me on it yet. I spend $15 on it and like it. It shows off my muscles. I am sad no one noticed. BOO WHOO!


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November 5, 2003

WADE BLOGSPOT READER QUOTE OF THE MONTH:

Wade, anybody can get some booty.

But it's not everybody that can tell a story. You just remember that.
-Jett


Bravo Jett for making Wade's day!


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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS:
Michael Imperioli - who plays Christopher on THE SOPRANOS.
I just saw him on 49th and 6th Ave. He is short(er than me!!!!). He was in all black, looked tough for a small guy and was wearing sunglasses (it's cloudy/dark and sprinkly here). I didn't bother to talk to him. I WAS BUSY!


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WOW! Today I ate some spicy South African food at work. IT was free, but somehow I got stuck having to give the security guards in the building 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn' hats because they helped me take up the food. Everybody body wants something... for free. I know I'm not one to talk. Hey let them have the hats, they're good guys.


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Wade is hungy! Wade need food!
Free Food! I am ate Comedy Central right now. Where's the food?


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November 4, 2003

Happy Happy Tuesday!
Working Comedy Central today, major sinus problems continue.
Ate free salad today. Feeling healthy.

A 'girl' friend of mine got her heart broken and of course THE WADE was there for support. Wade is always there for that kind of stuff.

Is there a 'good guy' hall of fame? Because I could be nominated for that kind of thing.

Is there a 'bad guy' hall of fame? I bet anybody that's in there gets laid alot. Just a random thought for you.



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November 3, 2003

Hello Monday!
Wade is working today at Comedy Central. Good food, like filet real chicken and mash potatos and salad with beets. And FREE!

It's like 78 degrees today I got a teeshirt on. WOW. But the sinus headache continues. Taking ADVIL Cold and Sinus. The pain is all above the nose. No more beer for WADE for a while. Beer doesn't help bad sinus. Even one beer has an effect. I'm just gonna drink cranberry juice spritzers. It's not too manly, but I might feel better.

WADE WORKS HARD!
I finished the second draft of the WADE - one man show.



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November 2, 2003

Some people go to bars to get drunk. Some just go to be around people. Sometimes I do both. Tonight I just went to get something to eat and well, looking around I started thinking about Harry Chapin, the singer. I love that guy, God rest his soul. My parents used to always play him on the car stereo tape deck. I feel my story-telling/comedy is grately influenced by him.

The following is the lyrics to his song 'A Better Place To Be'
I 'm including them for a friend who's struggling a bit (briefly). I think she'll understand,
Keep your head high, we've all been there.
___________________________

It was an early morning bar room,
And the place just opened up.
And the little man come in so fast and
Started at his cup.
And the broad who served the whisky
She was a big old friendly girl.
And she tried to fight her empty nights
By smilin' at the world.

And she said "Hey Bub, It's been awhile
Since you been around.
Where the hell you been hidin' ?
And why you look so down ?"

But the little man just sat there like he'd never heard a sound.

The waitress she gave out with a cough,
And acting not the least put off,
She spoke once again.

She said, "I don't want to bother you,
Consider it's understood.
I know I'm not no beauty queen,
But I sure can listen good."

And the little man took his drink in his hand
And he raised it to his lips.
He took a couple of sips.
And he told the waitress this story.

"I am the midnight watchman down at Miller's Tool and Die.
And I watch the metal rusting, and I watch the time go by.
A week ago at the diner I stopped to get a bite.
And this here lovely lady she sat two seats from my right.
And Lord, Lord, Lord she was alright.

"Oh she was so damned beautiful that she'd warm a winter's frost.
But she was long past lonely, and well nigh unto lost.
Now I'm not much of a mover, or a pick-em-up easy guy,
But I decided to glide on over, and give her one good try.
And Lord, Lord, Lord she was worth a try.

"Tongued-tied like a school boy, I stammered out some words.
But it did not really matter much, 'cause I don't think she heard.
She just looked clear on through me to a space back in my head.
And it shamed me into silence, as quietly she said,
'If you want me to come with you, then that's all right with me.
Cause I know I'm going nowhere, and anywhere's a better place to be.
Anywhere's a better place to be.'

"I drove her to my boarding house, and I took her up to my room.
And I went to turn on the only light to brighten up the gloom.
But she said, 'Please leave the light off, Oh I don't mind the dark.'
And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart.
The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed.
It was the kind of scene I only had imagined in my head.
I just could not believe it, to think that she was real.
And as I tried to tell her she said 'Shhh.. I know just how you feel.
And if you want to come here with me, then that's all right with me.
'Cause I've been oh so lonely, lovin' someone is a better way to be.
anywhere's a better way to be.'

"The morning come so swiftly but I held her in my arms.
But she slept like a baby, snug and safe from harm.
I did not want to share her with the world or break the mood,
So before she woke I went out and brought us both some food.

"I came back with my paper bag, to find out she was gone.
She'd left a six word letter saying 'It's time that I moved on.'"

The waitress took a bar rag, and she wiped it across her eyes.
And as she spoke her voice came out as something like a sigh.
She said "I wish that I was beautiful, or that you were halfway blind.
And I wish I weren't so dog-gone fat, I wish that you were mine.
And I wish that you'd come with me, when I leave for home.
For we both know all about loneliness, and livin' all alone."

And the little man,
Looked at the empty glass in his hand.
And he smiled a crooked grin,
He said, " I guess I'm out of gin.
And know we both have been so lonely.
And if you want me to come with you, then that's all right with me.
'Cause I know I'm goin' nowhere and anywhere's a better place to be."



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Big jolly old Sunday here at NBC Sports. The food hasn't arrived and I'm hungry!
Andrea Joyce, one of the classiest sportscasters I've worked with is here today.

BAD NEWS:
My sinus trouble is coming back.



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November 1, 2003

WADE PLUGS HIS BUDDY- Teddy Coluca

My buddy Teddy is a good guy and he's in the movie some of the guys from THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE recently made. I met Teddy when he was featured in an act three on 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien' and I was the NBC PAGE for the show. I got him a coffee, he thanked me and from there we became friends. Teddy and I have hit a bunch of lunch places in Hoboken (Diane's, Piccollo's) since I moved there and he's currently in a bunch of commercials and tv shows (according to IMDB.com). Teddy is a class act! So Wade asks you to support TC!
Details from the email TC sent me

On Friday November 7th, Martin & Orloff will be opening at the Landmark
Sunshine Cinemas in New York (143 E. Houston Between 1st and 2nd Ave).





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FRIDAY NIGHT TO REMEMBER? WELL, SORT OF.
I am not a big Halloween guy, but that doesn't mean I can't go out on Halloween and have a good time, right?

I ate dinner at the pub by my house and decided to stick around....

I was talking to a few girls and overheard a guy in his 40s talking a pretty girl in her early 30s.

GUY: (staring at her) Do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: (thinking - pause) Yes.

GUY: What does he do?

GIRL: (thinking - pause) He's a doctor.

GUY: I bet a make more than him. I invest money, I have a portfolio. I could buy him and sell him.

GIRL: (pause) I... ah...

WADE: (to GUY) You're a rich guy, right.

GUY: (annoyed at me for talking) Filthy F-ing rich.

WADE: Good luck to you, your money, and the Red Sox.

GUY: What?

WADE: I gotta get home, sir, good luck counting your money.
END OF SCENE.

more later, I gotta eat FREE FOOD AT NBC SPORTS!

SAD NEWS: BARRY IS NOT HERE TODAY, and neither is his Hawaiian shirt.


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