February 29, 2004
BEST ACTOR WINNER IS:
SEAN PENN
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SEAN PENN
BEST ACTOR AT THE OSCARS:
I'd love to see Bill Murray Win!
But I think it's gonna go to Sean Penn!
My darkhorse is Johnny Depp of course!
Last chance to make a decision....
I'll go with Sean Penn.
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I'd love to see Bill Murray Win!
But I think it's gonna go to Sean Penn!
My darkhorse is Johnny Depp of course!
Last chance to make a decision....
I'll go with Sean Penn.
Adien Brody (Adrian Brody):
My unibrow is jealous.
WADE'S BEST ACTRESS PICK:
Walter's GIRL!
and the winner is
WALTER'S GIRL!
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My unibrow is jealous.
WADE'S BEST ACTRESS PICK:
Walter's GIRL!
and the winner is
WALTER'S GIRL!
BILLY CRYSTAL:
TWO BAD BOMBS IN A ROW!
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TWO BAD BOMBS IN A ROW!
TOM CRUISE AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS:
He's got the A. WADE look going one.
BEST DIRECTOR PREDICTION:
WADE: PETER JACKSON
YES!
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He's got the A. WADE look going one.
BEST DIRECTOR PREDICTION:
WADE: PETER JACKSON
YES!
COVERAGE OF THE 76th OSCARS CONTINUE:
I am using my SONAR CARE TOOTH BRUSH!
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I am using my SONAR CARE TOOTH BRUSH!
WADE PREDICTION:
Best Original Sceenplay
Lost in Translation?
YES!
I got it!
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Best Original Sceenplay
Lost in Translation?
YES!
I got it!
FATHER DAUGHTER - COPPOLAS
Why put them together"
She's not comfortable.
WHERE'S RONNIE COPPOLA?
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Why put them together"
She's not comfortable.
WHERE'S RONNIE COPPOLA?
OSCARS SHOUT OUT:
Mario's Pizza in Hoboken
The grilled chicken sub was awesome!
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Mario's Pizza in Hoboken
The grilled chicken sub was awesome!
OSCARS MARCH ON AND ON AND ON!
I'm tired!
Man they should've started this thing like at 7pm!
I might have to go to bed... you know I'm gonna stay up but...
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I'm tired!
Man they should've started this thing like at 7pm!
I might have to go to bed... you know I'm gonna stay up but...
Hey Jude Law!
Bravo for not having a hairpiece!
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Bravo for not having a hairpiece!
TIRING OSCAR COVERAGE VIA WADE:
Charlize Theron -MAMMA MIA!
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Charlize Theron -MAMMA MIA!
OSCARS:
Jack Black, Will Ferrell
That song was priceless!
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Jack Black, Will Ferrell
That song was priceless!
OSCAR COVERAGE CONTINUES, FOLKS!
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Eugene Levy at the Oscars!
This makes my night!
I am currently flossing, getting rady for bedtime!
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This makes my night!
I am currently flossing, getting rady for bedtime!
Mighty (Jamie Lee) wind (cleavage)
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I LOVE JULIANNE MOORE!
She looks like a waitress at my favorite bar.
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She looks like a waitress at my favorite bar.
STING AND PHIL COLLINS:
2 former Rock Stars who sold their souls to the ELEVATOR MUSIC DEVIL, together on stage.
Where's a falling sandbag when you need one?
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2 former Rock Stars who sold their souls to the ELEVATOR MUSIC DEVIL, together on stage.
Where's a falling sandbag when you need one?
Enjoying the Oscars?
Well... I got some good news:
DEUCE BIGALOW 2!
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Rob Schneider and Happy Madison are teaming up again for the sequel to "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow". This time Deuce and TJ are heading to Europe for some foreign man-whoring. Production starts later this year.
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Well... I got some good news:
DEUCE BIGALOW 2!
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Rob Schneider and Happy Madison are teaming up again for the sequel to "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow". This time Deuce and TJ are heading to Europe for some foreign man-whoring. Production starts later this year.
TIGER WOODS COMMERCIAL:
You are a great golfer.
But you are NOT Bill Murray!
You're not even Chevy Chase.
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You are a great golfer.
But you are NOT Bill Murray!
You're not even Chevy Chase.
BOB DYLAN'S TRIBUTE TO GREGORY PECK
Well, there was this movie I seen one time,
About a man riding 'cross the desert and it starred Gregory Peck.
He was shot down by a hungry kid trying to make a name for himself.
The townspeople wanted to crush that kid down and string him up by the neck.
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Well, there was this movie I seen one time,
About a man riding 'cross the desert and it starred Gregory Peck.
He was shot down by a hungry kid trying to make a name for himself.
The townspeople wanted to crush that kid down and string him up by the neck.
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is Mel in the house?
Where's JLO?
(note: the guy talking now, he needs a teleprompter)!
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Is Mel in the house?
Where's JLO?
(note: the guy talking now, he needs a teleprompter)!
Who's the big bow tie guy ranting right now?
He's going crazy!
But... making sense!
THINK! He's right!
NICE SPEECH, BRAVO!
Who was he?
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He's going crazy!
But... making sense!
THINK! He's right!
NICE SPEECH, BRAVO!
Who was he?
UMA, YOU LOOK AWESOME!
I just did 15 more push-ups. Not that you'll notice.
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I just did 15 more push-ups. Not that you'll notice.
JULIA ROBERTS:
Trying hard to be real!
Where's Oprah?
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Trying hard to be real!
Where's Oprah?
JOHN TRAVOLTA:
what is up with your hair?
Your hair should get a special reward!
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what is up with your hair?
Your hair should get a special reward!
OSCAR COVERAGE CONTINUES, YES!
I just did 20 pushups.
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I just did 20 pushups.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
Diane Keaton tonight at the Oscars and
Dana Carvey as the turtle guy was his last movie.
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Diane Keaton tonight at the Oscars and
Dana Carvey as the turtle guy was his last movie.
ALL HAIL BLAKE EDWARDS!
"Hail or Hale"
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"Hail or Hale"
JENNIFER GARNER! WOW!
I LOVE YOU!
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I LOVE YOU!
THE LAST DAYS OF ELVIS is on E! right now.
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
Annie Lennox and Kim Catrell?
I don't know...
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Annie Lennox and Kim Catrell?
I don't know...
WADE'S Best Supporting Actress Prediction:
Holly Hunter
and the winner is....
(Chris Cooper is cool)
(Is Harvey in the house?)
Renee wins.
(where's Jack White?)
(will she thank Jack White?)
NO SHOUT OUT TO JACK.
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Holly Hunter
and the winner is....
(Chris Cooper is cool)
(Is Harvey in the house?)
Renee wins.
(where's Jack White?)
(will she thank Jack White?)
NO SHOUT OUT TO JACK.
NIC CAGE, BILLY CRYSTAL:
weird rugs or dye jobs?
or both?
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weird rugs or dye jobs?
or both?
Fine Young Cannibals 'She Drives Me Crazy'
(JC Penny Commercial)
Comeback of the Night! Indeed.
MOST AUTHENTIC SPEECH SO FAR:
The NEMO guy telling his wife he loved her. In 8th grade he wrote that to her.
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(JC Penny Commercial)
Comeback of the Night! Indeed.
MOST AUTHENTIC SPEECH SO FAR:
The NEMO guy telling his wife he loved her. In 8th grade he wrote that to her.
ROBIN WILLIAMS:
Losing it? You decide?
I would love it if he just did 'Mork'.
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Losing it? You decide?
I would love it if he just did 'Mork'.
WADE QUICK PREDICTION:
Best Supporting Actor?
I'd say... Alec Baldwin.
And the winner is...
Tim Robbins wins!
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Best Supporting Actor?
I'd say... Alec Baldwin.
And the winner is...
Tim Robbins wins!
BILLY'S MOVIE OPENER:
Well done!
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Well done!
LET'S THE GAMES BEGIN:
Sean Connery's opening speech...
??????
What was that?
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Sean Connery's opening speech...
??????
What was that?
THIS PRESHOW SUCKS!
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BILLY BUSH TO NAOMI WATTS: 'WATTS UP?"
BEN STILLER, you got talent, man. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING 'that' part?
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BEN STILLER, you got talent, man. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING 'that' part?
LIVE COVERAGE! WADE DOES THE OSCARS!
BABARA WALTERS' SPECIAL - THE SHEK INTERVIEW WOW! Who was more lifelike?
PRESHOW:
BILLY BUSH FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD: STIFF!
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BABARA WALTERS' SPECIAL - THE SHEK INTERVIEW WOW! Who was more lifelike?
PRESHOW:
BILLY BUSH FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD: STIFF!
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
JOHN ELWAY JUST GOT A FRENCH ROAST BLACK COFFEE!!!
(note: Thanks Dan for the info - you are a star!)
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JOHN ELWAY JUST GOT A FRENCH ROAST BLACK COFFEE!!!
(note: Thanks Dan for the info - you are a star!)
WADE RELISHES IN HIS NEW TV STARDOM AFTER HIS SILHOUETTE APPEARED ON AFL PREGAME SHOW ON NBC SPORTS!
Oh yeah, big time! I'm eating free pistashios. M-m--m-m good!
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Oh yeah, big time! I'm eating free pistashios. M-m--m-m good!
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
MY SILHOUETTE WILL BE ON TODAYS NBC SPORTS AFL SPORTSCAST PREGAME SHOW 3pm NBC!
Al Trautwig will ask football great, John Elway a question and in the backdrop, my SILHOUETTE with appear by the red NBC Peacock (I was on my way to the photocopy machine). Walking back into the TV frame, I grab my cell-phone and try to act like a VHWIP (VERY HARD WORKING IMPORTANT PERSON). So check it out!
I SHOULD BE AN OSCAR NOMINEE!
I AM WADE!
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MY SILHOUETTE WILL BE ON TODAYS NBC SPORTS AFL SPORTSCAST PREGAME SHOW 3pm NBC!
Al Trautwig will ask football great, John Elway a question and in the backdrop, my SILHOUETTE with appear by the red NBC Peacock (I was on my way to the photocopy machine). Walking back into the TV frame, I grab my cell-phone and try to act like a VHWIP (VERY HARD WORKING IMPORTANT PERSON). So check it out!
I SHOULD BE AN OSCAR NOMINEE!
I AM WADE!
WADE LIES, STAYS UP AND GOES TO FAVORITE LOCAL BAR:
I lied to you all. I'm sorry. Last night I was ready to go to bed and my buddy Ed (Mike) called from the bar. He told me to come out for just one drink (glass of ice water). After much debate, I headed over.
Thursday Night Bob was there, so was MJ and KEITH (looking cleansed) and Nicky and Christine. Rutgers John and his lady left early. I nursed my ice water for an hour and then... headed home. Sir Walter was missed, I heard he has the flu. GET WELL SOON!
WADE HEAD COLD ON ITS WAY?
I know I'm getting something. Feeling light headed.
FREE FOOD AT NBC SPORTS TODAY DOES WADE IN EARLY!
I was starving and ate 'ZITI AND SAUSAGES' for lunch -11:45am. It was free, but I am paying for it dearly right now!
OSCARS:
Can you feel the excitement? There will be a lack of cleavage tonight!
CELEBRITY HEAR AT NBC SPORTS TODAY:
I will be working with football great, John Elway today at NBC Sports.
Do you want to start guessing what he likes in his coffee?
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I lied to you all. I'm sorry. Last night I was ready to go to bed and my buddy Ed (Mike) called from the bar. He told me to come out for just one drink (glass of ice water). After much debate, I headed over.
Thursday Night Bob was there, so was MJ and KEITH (looking cleansed) and Nicky and Christine. Rutgers John and his lady left early. I nursed my ice water for an hour and then... headed home. Sir Walter was missed, I heard he has the flu. GET WELL SOON!
WADE HEAD COLD ON ITS WAY?
I know I'm getting something. Feeling light headed.
FREE FOOD AT NBC SPORTS TODAY DOES WADE IN EARLY!
I was starving and ate 'ZITI AND SAUSAGES' for lunch -11:45am. It was free, but I am paying for it dearly right now!
OSCARS:
Can you feel the excitement? There will be a lack of cleavage tonight!
CELEBRITY HEAR AT NBC SPORTS TODAY:
I will be working with football great, John Elway today at NBC Sports.
Do you want to start guessing what he likes in his coffee?
February 28, 2004
WADE RETURNS HOME FROM FAVORITE BAR AND... GOES TO BED!
BABY adam wade is tired!
Baby Adam Wade go to sleepy poo!
Baby ADAM WADE enjoyed the dinner with Nicky, Moran and Ed (Mike), and the nice waitress.
BABY aDAM wADE enjoyed nursing two glasses of water.
Now it's time for night night.
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BABY adam wade is tired!
Baby Adam Wade go to sleepy poo!
Baby ADAM WADE enjoyed the dinner with Nicky, Moran and Ed (Mike), and the nice waitress.
BABY aDAM wADE enjoyed nursing two glasses of water.
Now it's time for night night.
A WADE EXCLUSIVE!!!
WADE IS STAYING 'VERY' SOBER THIS WEEKEND!
I am not drinking at all this weekend. I feel like I'm getting a head cold/fatigue. So I will not be nursing beers/dropping beers/dumping beers anytime soon.
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WADE IS STAYING 'VERY' SOBER THIS WEEKEND!
I am not drinking at all this weekend. I feel like I'm getting a head cold/fatigue. So I will not be nursing beers/dropping beers/dumping beers anytime soon.
HOW GOOD WERE THE FREE COOKIES AT NBC SPORTS?
Wow, they had these peanutbutter and chocolate chip cookies!
Very Good. My buddy Barry had three I think.
It's very busy here today so the cookies made me feel appreciated!
We have gymnastics on right now.
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Wow, they had these peanutbutter and chocolate chip cookies!
Very Good. My buddy Barry had three I think.
It's very busy here today so the cookies made me feel appreciated!
We have gymnastics on right now.
MONDAY MARCH 8th, 2004
EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE
Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.
By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.
EATING IT
PRESENTS
50 in 50 (minutes)
(this is my second time doing this formatted show)
It's pretty awesome and unique - some really great acts doing 'a minute' each!
50 in 50 acts:
Craig Baldo
Sara Barron
Becky & Noelle
Clara Bijl
Jordan Carlos
Adam Cole-Kelly
Josh Comers
Jane Condon
Jonathan Corbett
Jessica Delfino
Pete Dominick
Becky Donohue
Andres duBouchet
Peter Dutton
Ophira Eisenberg
Susie Felber
Jon Fisch & James Patterson
Kimmy Gatewood
Bayne Gibby
Mike Gold
Matt Goldich
Josh Haness
The Hazzards
Tim Homayoon
Peter Hyman
Dan Kennedy
Eric Kirchberger
Nick Kroll, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti & Roger Hailes
Shauna Lane
Nasry Malak
Moody McCarthy
Liam McEneaney
Veronica Mosey
Sara Polon
Dan Powell
Susan Prekel
Stacey Prussman
The Rob and Mark Show
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer & Dannah Feinglass
Debbie Shea
Dave Siegel
Bricken Sparacino
Wendy Spero
Rebecca Tingley
Amber Tozer
Adam Wade
Jessica Wood
Florence Yoo
Rena Zager
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EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE
Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.
By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.
EATING IT
PRESENTS
50 in 50 (minutes)
(this is my second time doing this formatted show)
It's pretty awesome and unique - some really great acts doing 'a minute' each!
50 in 50 acts:
Craig Baldo
Sara Barron
Becky & Noelle
Clara Bijl
Jordan Carlos
Adam Cole-Kelly
Josh Comers
Jane Condon
Jonathan Corbett
Jessica Delfino
Pete Dominick
Becky Donohue
Andres duBouchet
Peter Dutton
Ophira Eisenberg
Susie Felber
Jon Fisch & James Patterson
Kimmy Gatewood
Bayne Gibby
Mike Gold
Matt Goldich
Josh Haness
The Hazzards
Tim Homayoon
Peter Hyman
Dan Kennedy
Eric Kirchberger
Nick Kroll, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti & Roger Hailes
Shauna Lane
Nasry Malak
Moody McCarthy
Liam McEneaney
Veronica Mosey
Sara Polon
Dan Powell
Susan Prekel
Stacey Prussman
The Rob and Mark Show
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer & Dannah Feinglass
Debbie Shea
Dave Siegel
Bricken Sparacino
Wendy Spero
Rebecca Tingley
Amber Tozer
Adam Wade
Jessica Wood
Florence Yoo
Rena Zager
CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees!
On 47th and Broadway by the BROADWAY SHOW 'AIDA' 12/55pm today!
He looked like he had a little BO-TOX going on, but he was REALLY smiling. He looked like he was having a real nice day.
I wanted to yell, "Hey Peter Tork, YOU SUCK!" But I didn't. I liked the MONKEES TV Show and didn't want to ruin Mickey's day.
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Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees!
On 47th and Broadway by the BROADWAY SHOW 'AIDA' 12/55pm today!
He looked like he had a little BO-TOX going on, but he was REALLY smiling. He looked like he was having a real nice day.
I wanted to yell, "Hey Peter Tork, YOU SUCK!" But I didn't. I liked the MONKEES TV Show and didn't want to ruin Mickey's day.
SATURDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Working hard today.
Just ate a steak burrito and rice and a glass of water.
The show last night was great! Great people doing great sutff. Good to be part of shows like that.
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Working hard today.
Just ate a steak burrito and rice and a glass of water.
The show last night was great! Great people doing great sutff. Good to be part of shows like that.
February 27, 2004
WADE WORKS OUT NOT TOO HARD:
I just rode the treadmill for a half hour at 4.1 and then did 32 situps.
I am going to attempt to do some pushups now.
I feel cut/toned as of late. But my gut is still omnipotent.
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I just rode the treadmill for a half hour at 4.1 and then did 32 situps.
I am going to attempt to do some pushups now.
I feel cut/toned as of late. But my gut is still omnipotent.
GOOD LUNCH! NOT FREE, BUT STILL, GOOD!
I ate at PICCOLO'S IN HOBOKEN
I had this soup with beans and macaroni.
(awesome pasta fagioli)
Steak, cheese and onion sandwich and fries.
AWESOME!!!! MAMMA MIA!
Then I went and had the ol' Manhattan Special Coffee soda.
Today, is a good day.
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I ate at PICCOLO'S IN HOBOKEN
I had this soup with beans and macaroni.
(awesome pasta fagioli)
Steak, cheese and onion sandwich and fries.
AWESOME!!!! MAMMA MIA!
Then I went and had the ol' Manhattan Special Coffee soda.
Today, is a good day.
WADE JUST KEEPS ON WORKING HARD!
I gotta get some things done today.
BIG THURSDAY NIGHT REVISITED:
Hit my favorite bar in NYC last night and...
Ed, Jr aka Pat was in the house and bought me my first beer.
My first friend in Hoboken, Pat, was behind the bar.
Ed, Sr aka Mike was there representing with some fine ladies per usual.
Nickie and Christine decided to show up at night's end.
Rutgers John was in the house talking with me about basketball.
And what is a Thursday night without... 'THURSDAY NIGHT BOB'?
After a one Thursday Night AWOL, he was back with Big Keith.
While talking to them about the art of nursing beers I actually came up with a new way not to drink... I dropped my beer. Yes, most of the beer got spilled on the floor and I was able to get a new one. The sad thing is I did it in front of the pretty Irish waitress who then went to sit at a table with a couple of 'older' gentleman. Hey, I'm just a kid who NURSES and DUMPS my beers.
TN BOB and B KEITH introduced me to GORDON (aka GORDIE) and JODIE (aka JODI), they seemed like nice people.
MJ was missing, but besides me dropping beers, she didn't miss much.
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I gotta get some things done today.
BIG THURSDAY NIGHT REVISITED:
Hit my favorite bar in NYC last night and...
Ed, Jr aka Pat was in the house and bought me my first beer.
My first friend in Hoboken, Pat, was behind the bar.
Ed, Sr aka Mike was there representing with some fine ladies per usual.
Nickie and Christine decided to show up at night's end.
Rutgers John was in the house talking with me about basketball.
And what is a Thursday night without... 'THURSDAY NIGHT BOB'?
After a one Thursday Night AWOL, he was back with Big Keith.
While talking to them about the art of nursing beers I actually came up with a new way not to drink... I dropped my beer. Yes, most of the beer got spilled on the floor and I was able to get a new one. The sad thing is I did it in front of the pretty Irish waitress who then went to sit at a table with a couple of 'older' gentleman. Hey, I'm just a kid who NURSES and DUMPS my beers.
TN BOB and B KEITH introduced me to GORDON (aka GORDIE) and JODIE (aka JODI), they seemed like nice people.
MJ was missing, but besides me dropping beers, she didn't miss much.
DON'T YOU FORGET!
Fri Feb 27th, 2004 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
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Fri Feb 27th, 2004 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
February 26, 2004
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THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
JEREMY GOULD aka JGO! Another fellow person who works hard.
(photo coming soon)
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JEREMY GOULD aka JGO! Another fellow person who works hard.
(photo coming soon)
10 more push ups!
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WADE's FINAL SPORTS POST FOR A BIT:
PEDRO, GO, GO IF YOU HAVE TO!
__________________
Pedro could be gone in a New York minute
By Karen Guregian
Thursday, February 26, 2004
No doubt a snickering George Steinbrenner has either read or heard about the verbal bouquet Pedro Martinez tossed at his feet on Tuesday. Whether the Red Sox hurler was attempting to mend fences and plant a seed for future employment with the Evil Empire, or was simply trying to needle his own bosses and hint at what might happen if a new deal isn't struck to keep him around.
_______________________
poem for pedro
by adam wade
pedro
why are you
a major league
a hole?
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PEDRO, GO, GO IF YOU HAVE TO!
__________________
Pedro could be gone in a New York minute
By Karen Guregian
Thursday, February 26, 2004
No doubt a snickering George Steinbrenner has either read or heard about the verbal bouquet Pedro Martinez tossed at his feet on Tuesday. Whether the Red Sox hurler was attempting to mend fences and plant a seed for future employment with the Evil Empire, or was simply trying to needle his own bosses and hint at what might happen if a new deal isn't struck to keep him around.
_______________________
poem for pedro
by adam wade
pedro
why are you
a major league
a hole?
WADE THE JOCK, SPORTS TALK!
WADE MIGHT BE CHANGING HIS SOX:
I just like the fact that the TAMPA DEVIL RAYS are spending like $20 million on their players as compared to the Yankee's $195 and Red Sox $125.
I hope they won't come in last place, but in their division they probably will.
The Devil Rays have become my UNDERDOG team of baseball. I wish them the best.
And I like Sweet Lou P.!
The Devil Rays are like the guy you know who could be talented, could be something. Maybe he lives in a basement apartment/maybe the team is in the American League basement. Maybe a lot of people make fun of the fact he nurses his beers/maybe this team can't nurse their injuries. Maybe he'll get some respect if he keeps working hard/maybe they'll get some respect if they really work hard. Maybe he'll make $40,000 soon/maybe they'll make $15 million soon.
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WADE MIGHT BE CHANGING HIS SOX:
I just like the fact that the TAMPA DEVIL RAYS are spending like $20 million on their players as compared to the Yankee's $195 and Red Sox $125.
I hope they won't come in last place, but in their division they probably will.
The Devil Rays have become my UNDERDOG team of baseball. I wish them the best.
And I like Sweet Lou P.!
The Devil Rays are like the guy you know who could be talented, could be something. Maybe he lives in a basement apartment/maybe the team is in the American League basement. Maybe a lot of people make fun of the fact he nurses his beers/maybe this team can't nurse their injuries. Maybe he'll get some respect if he keeps working hard/maybe they'll get some respect if they really work hard. Maybe he'll make $40,000 soon/maybe they'll make $15 million soon.
WADE DAILY PUSH-UP COUNT:
1 set
15 reps
"I feel pumped up. My tri-s are so tight! The stretching helps."
Big sip of water.
"I AM BIG, I AM WIDE, I AM WADE!"
no joke!
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1 set
15 reps
"I feel pumped up. My tri-s are so tight! The stretching helps."
Big sip of water.
"I AM BIG, I AM WIDE, I AM WADE!"
no joke!
RED SOX FAN!
I can't help feeling in a rough position. I love my Sox, but they gotta class it up.
Manny was in camp yesterday in a 'Shockey' football jersey.
I wish the Sox had the Patriot's mentality/work ethic.
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I can't help feeling in a rough position. I love my Sox, but they gotta class it up.
Manny was in camp yesterday in a 'Shockey' football jersey.
I wish the Sox had the Patriot's mentality/work ethic.
FREE PIZZA AT WORK! WADE LOADS UP!
piece #1 - mushroom
piece #2 - green pepper
piece #3 - plain
and green salad
FROM SACCO'S ON 9th Ave - EST. 1960!
The pizza was great.
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piece #1 - mushroom
piece #2 - green pepper
piece #3 - plain
and green salad
FROM SACCO'S ON 9th Ave - EST. 1960!
The pizza was great.
BACK TO BUSINESS AND BACK TO FREE JUICE!
Wow, they restocked the free apple juice here at Comedy Central. So all the juice worries are over! It's all good folks. The glass of apple juice is half full folks.
DID WADE LOSE HIS IMPORTANT WORK/DATE BOOK?
I think I lost my book that has all my comedy dates and work days. My back pack was half open and I didn't realize this until I got to work.
I may have left it home, but I fear the worse.
OKAY, WHAT DID WADE EAT SO FAR TODAY?
Nothing.
PUSH UP COUNT FOR THE DAY:
zero, so far.
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Wow, they restocked the free apple juice here at Comedy Central. So all the juice worries are over! It's all good folks. The glass of apple juice is half full folks.
DID WADE LOSE HIS IMPORTANT WORK/DATE BOOK?
I think I lost my book that has all my comedy dates and work days. My back pack was half open and I didn't realize this until I got to work.
I may have left it home, but I fear the worse.
OKAY, WHAT DID WADE EAT SO FAR TODAY?
Nothing.
PUSH UP COUNT FOR THE DAY:
zero, so far.
WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO:
DYLAN LIVE 1965!
TODD BARRY NOTE:
I saw Todd Barry today at 'Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn'.
I said 'Hi' a few times to him. He was really good on the show.
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DYLAN LIVE 1965!
TODD BARRY NOTE:
I saw Todd Barry today at 'Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn'.
I said 'Hi' a few times to him. He was really good on the show.
February 25, 2004
WADE WORKS HARD, EXAMPLE #245
Did a bunch of writing on the bus, standing up.
On a bunch of post it notes.
I was in the zone!
I can't read anything I wrote.
That's just sad.
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Did a bunch of writing on the bus, standing up.
On a bunch of post it notes.
I was in the zone!
I can't read anything I wrote.
That's just sad.
WADE WORKOUT:
I just did two sets of pushups!
10 reps each.
I forgot to breathe in between.
My face is red!
From embarrassment.
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I just did two sets of pushups!
10 reps each.
I forgot to breathe in between.
My face is red!
From embarrassment.
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
LIZ F. THE GREAT CUE CARD PERSON
(photo coming soon)
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LIZ F. THE GREAT CUE CARD PERSON
(photo coming soon)
MORE FREE FOOD FOR WADE:
Today Comedy Central had a lot of free goodies. I took advantage.
-Lobster bisque.
-Chicken Fingers
-Salad
-Ziti and Vodka sauce
It was excellent!
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Today Comedy Central had a lot of free goodies. I took advantage.
-Lobster bisque.
-Chicken Fingers
-Salad
-Ziti and Vodka sauce
It was excellent!
WADE'S SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO AL:
I was just trying to help you! My advice comes from my mistakes! You are great, and you are smart beyond your years.
WADE'S FREE HALF CUP OF APPLE JUICE DAY #3:
It was great! Generic Brand AJ aint bad when it's free.
THE WEATHER:
It's cold, but sunny.
WADE LAUNCHES EARLY SPRING TOUR:
TBA at a later date!
NAME OF EARLY SPRING TOUR:
NO SLEEP TILL HOBOKEN (#1)
WADE WAS HERE SPRING 2004 (#2)
SEWING THE SEED OF WADE! (#3)
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I was just trying to help you! My advice comes from my mistakes! You are great, and you are smart beyond your years.
WADE'S FREE HALF CUP OF APPLE JUICE DAY #3:
It was great! Generic Brand AJ aint bad when it's free.
THE WEATHER:
It's cold, but sunny.
WADE LAUNCHES EARLY SPRING TOUR:
TBA at a later date!
NAME OF EARLY SPRING TOUR:
NO SLEEP TILL HOBOKEN (#1)
WADE WAS HERE SPRING 2004 (#2)
SEWING THE SEED OF WADE! (#3)
WADE HAS A TUMMY ACHE!
I just ate a corn muffin at the diner (the Evergreen Diner) right by work.
I paid for it and my coffee and left a $1 tip because the waiter let me look at the newspaper.
I ate too fast and now my belly hurts.
I haven't checked if there's juice yet at work. I'm going to ask my boss if we have Pepto Bismo here at work.
Not a good way to start off the day.
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I just ate a corn muffin at the diner (the Evergreen Diner) right by work.
I paid for it and my coffee and left a $1 tip because the waiter let me look at the newspaper.
I ate too fast and now my belly hurts.
I haven't checked if there's juice yet at work. I'm going to ask my boss if we have Pepto Bismo here at work.
Not a good way to start off the day.
BABY ALERT, BABY ALERT!
I hate being a die hard Red Sox fan.
BABY # 1 - NOMAR
From the Boston Globe
Garciaparra was honeymooning in Hawaii when he learned that the Sox were trying to trade Manny Ramirez to the Rangers for Rodriguez. He would have been dealt to the White Sox for Magglio Ordonez, though he also saw reports citing the possibility he would be shipped to the Dodgers.
"I was definitely hurt by a lot of it," he said. "I probably felt like anyone else would feel after spending their whole career in one organization and having to find out you've been traded, or you're pretty much gone, over the television."
WADE: Suck it up you baby. You're making millions of dollars! You are a jerk! I hope you go somewhere else and/or get traded. Loser!
TOMORROW: PEDRO!
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I hate being a die hard Red Sox fan.
BABY # 1 - NOMAR
From the Boston Globe
Garciaparra was honeymooning in Hawaii when he learned that the Sox were trying to trade Manny Ramirez to the Rangers for Rodriguez. He would have been dealt to the White Sox for Magglio Ordonez, though he also saw reports citing the possibility he would be shipped to the Dodgers.
"I was definitely hurt by a lot of it," he said. "I probably felt like anyone else would feel after spending their whole career in one organization and having to find out you've been traded, or you're pretty much gone, over the television."
WADE: Suck it up you baby. You're making millions of dollars! You are a jerk! I hope you go somewhere else and/or get traded. Loser!
TOMORROW: PEDRO!
CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Former Red Sox and Yankee's third baseman, WADE BOGGS eating a donut on 47th and 6th Ave today at 11am.
I said, "YO BOGGSIE, HOW'S THE DONUT?"
He looked at me (he's getting old by the way), "I'm not Wade Boggs."
"Yeah, sure... I thought you only ate chicken, Boggman." I retorted.
"**** me, ***********! " Was all he could come up with.
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Former Red Sox and Yankee's third baseman, WADE BOGGS eating a donut on 47th and 6th Ave today at 11am.
I said, "YO BOGGSIE, HOW'S THE DONUT?"
He looked at me (he's getting old by the way), "I'm not Wade Boggs."
"Yeah, sure... I thought you only ate chicken, Boggman." I retorted.
"**** me, ***********! " Was all he could come up with.
February 24, 2004
WADE IS TIRED!
It's 9:30pm and I am exhausted.
I am not as tough as I look.
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It's 9:30pm and I am exhausted.
I am not as tough as I look.
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
DANTE, the CAMERAMAN!
(photo coming soon)
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DANTE, the CAMERAMAN!
(photo coming soon)
ADAM WADE'S OSCAR PREDICTIONS 2004:
Oh yeah, the 76th (seventysixth) Annual Academy Awards (yawny yawn yawn)
- Tyra Banks will be there. WHY? No clue!
- Woody Allen will NOT be there.
- Joan Rivers will be there and will be rude to a certain big celebrity. Joan will look 15 years younger than Mary Hart.
- Jay Leno will be there. WHY? NO CLUE.
- ET and ACCESS HOLLYWOOD WILL BE THERE, A LOT OF ASS KISSING GOING ON!
- Pat O'Brien's face will melt during the preshow! But you'll still be able to hear his voice.
- Jonny Depp and Sean Penn will... hug?
- Bill Murray will win. His speech will be the highlight/lowlight of the night. he will keep it REALLY real.
- Francis Ford Coppola will be there and shown on camera MANY TIMES!
- A lot of cleavage going on, but the camera's will do HEAD SHOTS!
- WADE will not be at the Oscars.
- Billy Crystal..... (draw your own conclusions)
- Billy Bush of Access Hollywood will (should) work the show as a seat filler.
- Alec Baldwin will be there with a twenty-somthing starlet. I will be jealous.
- Jack Nicholson will be there with regular glasses.
- In a week following the awards, NO BODY WILL CARE OR REMEMBER WHO WON WHAT!
- Many men in America will sit next to their wives in excitement for... MARCH MADNESS, NCAA COLLEGE BASEKETBALL.
- Janet Jackson will not be at the show.
- Michael Jackson will not be at the show.
- Tito Jackson will be working alongside Billy Bush as a SEAT FILLER.
- Debbie Allen will be there for the dance number.
(Note: that's all I got, please post your own predicitons in the 'COMMENT SECTION' )
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Oh yeah, the 76th (seventysixth) Annual Academy Awards (yawny yawn yawn)
- Tyra Banks will be there. WHY? No clue!
- Woody Allen will NOT be there.
- Joan Rivers will be there and will be rude to a certain big celebrity. Joan will look 15 years younger than Mary Hart.
- Jay Leno will be there. WHY? NO CLUE.
- ET and ACCESS HOLLYWOOD WILL BE THERE, A LOT OF ASS KISSING GOING ON!
- Pat O'Brien's face will melt during the preshow! But you'll still be able to hear his voice.
- Jonny Depp and Sean Penn will... hug?
- Bill Murray will win. His speech will be the highlight/lowlight of the night. he will keep it REALLY real.
- Francis Ford Coppola will be there and shown on camera MANY TIMES!
- A lot of cleavage going on, but the camera's will do HEAD SHOTS!
- WADE will not be at the Oscars.
- Billy Crystal..... (draw your own conclusions)
- Billy Bush of Access Hollywood will (should) work the show as a seat filler.
- Alec Baldwin will be there with a twenty-somthing starlet. I will be jealous.
- Jack Nicholson will be there with regular glasses.
- In a week following the awards, NO BODY WILL CARE OR REMEMBER WHO WON WHAT!
- Many men in America will sit next to their wives in excitement for... MARCH MADNESS, NCAA COLLEGE BASEKETBALL.
- Janet Jackson will not be at the show.
- Michael Jackson will not be at the show.
- Tito Jackson will be working alongside Billy Bush as a SEAT FILLER.
- Debbie Allen will be there for the dance number.
(Note: that's all I got, please post your own predicitons in the 'COMMENT SECTION' )
WADE CAN POUND....POLAND SPRING!
I just drank 3 half-pint Poland Spring Bottles in less than 2 minutes.
I wasn't extremely thirsty. I just felt the need to pound... water.
That's all I got!
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I just drank 3 half-pint Poland Spring Bottles in less than 2 minutes.
I wasn't extremely thirsty. I just felt the need to pound... water.
That's all I got!
WADE NEWS!
OLD NEW NEWS:
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
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OLD NEW NEWS:
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
WADE'S GUT IS HANgING OUT, TRIES TO DO TEN PUSHUPS BEFORE BED LAST NIGHT:
True indeed. I looked in the mirror last night and well... all the junk I'm eating is going right to my gut. SO...
I dropped to the floor and did 10 pushups. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I ended up sleeping 9 1/2 hours. Pushups take a lot out of me.
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True indeed. I looked in the mirror last night and well... all the junk I'm eating is going right to my gut. SO...
I dropped to the floor and did 10 pushups. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I ended up sleeping 9 1/2 hours. Pushups take a lot out of me.
FREE JUICE AT WORK JUICE DAY 2:
Comedy Central are good people! I got free apple juice again today at work.
It's snowing out here in NYC. I got a Dunkin Donuts Coffee this morning on 42nd and 9th and the mean guy from a few weeks ago wasn't working. The guy that waited on me had a BLIMPIE'S SUBMARINE SANDWICH SHIRT ON and A DUNKIN DONUTS HAT ON.
...and you thought WADE works hard.
I am the TV PRODUCTION VERSION OF THAT GUY! NO JOKE!
Comedy Central are good people! I got free apple juice again today at work.
It's snowing out here in NYC. I got a Dunkin Donuts Coffee this morning on 42nd and 9th and the mean guy from a few weeks ago wasn't working. The guy that waited on me had a BLIMPIE'S SUBMARINE SANDWICH SHIRT ON and A DUNKIN DONUTS HAT ON.
...and you thought WADE works hard.
I am the TV PRODUCTION VERSION OF THAT GUY! NO JOKE!