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April 30, 2004

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WADE IS PERFORMING!!!!
CHECK OUT WADE LIVE!

Monday May 3rd, 2004
"Ed Sullivan on acid show"
@Freddy's
485 Dean St.
Prospect Heights,Brooklyn,718-622-7035.
Subway;m,n,r,w, to
Pacific,Q,4,5,to Atlantic,2,3,to Bergen.
9pm


Mon May 10th, 2004
BLOG-FEST 2004 VOL 1 - An Exciting Show Where Comedians talk and read from their Blogs.
Featuring:
Adam Wade
Matt Goldich
Liam McEneaney
and
Val Kappa
At the
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
7:45 pm


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Check it out!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY COUSIN, GREG POULOS!
Greg lives in Boston and visits me quite a often when he has business trips to NYC. Greg is the best! He was the only guy in high school to dunk a basketball during a 'real' game.

Me, yes, I dunk... donuts.


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WADE TALKS TO GIRL, SAY'S 'GOOD BYE!':
Yeah, I just got back from working out.
Treadmill 3.9 mph 30 minutes
Bench Press 3 sets 10 reps (80 lbs) - lame!

I think I pulled my neck again doing the old bench press.

A pretty girl that works at the gym checked me out twice while I was riding on the treadmill. As I left she checked me out again (what I mean by this is... she looked at me) I said, "Good Bye."

I am the biggest stud in Hoboken!!!!!

Jealous?


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What's worse than getting rejected at a bar?

Getting rejected on Friendster.

It was 'one' but one is more than none.

Yes, I am sad, because... I thought I would have a chance at being this person's Friendster.

(tear)


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THE EXCITING THINGS WADE WILL DO ON HIS DAY OFF (HIS MINI WEEKEND)

1) Laundry!
2) Take some asprin (see last night's post)
3) Take a long walk
4) Get an Italian Tuna sub at Fiore's
5) Shave my face and the back of my neck (I want to look sharp)
6) Clean my room
7) Clean the desktop on my computer
8) Burn some cds (thanks Seth and John)
9) Shower
10) Take it easy
11) Go to the library
12) Call my Dad
13) Read about the Red Sox on the Internet
14) Go to the gym and hit the weights (no joke)

Now see that, that is an exciting day for me. This is the type of day I look forward to. Fun, Fun, Fun!

Wow.
Mercy!


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WADE IS NOT DRUNK RIGHT NOW HONEST:
I DID NOT JUST HAVE 5 1/2 beers.

When you talk to girls at a bar should you walk away when...

1) They high 5 you
2) Look around constantly while you try to talk to them
3) You say to yourself, "f-n-a, I got too much going for me."



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April 29, 2004

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FREE LUNCH WAS SOOOO SOOO GOOD!:
Free lunch was pizza from John's (awesome pizza)
I had three slices (didn't eat the crusts), and alotta salad (the diet!)

Then we had our Director, Scott Preston 's birthday party Sundae Spectacular.
Happy birthday Scott.

Scott didn't eat his premade sundae with all the fixins and there was a long line to get to the ice cream... so... I asked him if I could have his. HE SAID, "Sure Wade!" What a class act. Bravo Scott. It was a terrific sundae.

I feel bloated, but I feel like a million bucks.


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AND WADE THOUGHT HE HAD PROBLEMS:

According to IMDB.COM

Britney Spears has been romantically linked to a new man - who has a seven- months pregnant girlfriend. The 22-year-old singer - who hit headlines last year when reports emerged she was dating her married back-up dancer and father-to-be Columbus Short - has now been linked to dancer Kevin Federline, 22, who has a two-year-old daughter and a son on the way with former Moesha star Shar Jackson.

WADE THINKS:

I'm sure I'm not with anybody right now. I'm sure I'm not anybody's daddy, or daddy to be. And I'm sure I STILL have no chance with BS no matter how low her career/image gets.

Maybe that's a good thing.
But then again, maybe not.


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WADE DOES NOT GET DONUT TODAY!:
Wow, I went into a Dunkin Donuts, got an ice coffee and... WANTED a chocolate frosted donut, BUT DIDN'T get it!

Will-power and the WADE DIET once again begins.

BRAVO!

SUNNY DAY IN NYC:
I wish every day could be like today. Sunny and in the 60s.



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April 28, 2004

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WADE GETS TO BE WARM UP COMEDIAN FOR KID'S SHOW!

Tonight, thanks to fate, and a great man named 'BOB' I got to be the warmup comedian for a MTV Kids' Pilot TV Show.

The audience consisted of 100 junior high kids.

Great experience!!!


WADE EATING BAD (WHAT ELSE IS NEW?):
Hot Dogs from work really hit the stomach hard!


WHATEVER HAPPEN TO... JETT?
I've haven't see Jett's name in the 'comment' section on this site lately. Jett, we miss you and hope you are good!


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THE WHO BOUGHT A 'WADE T-SHIRT AWARD' TODAY GOES TO:

KEENE, NH's MIKE WARD! MIKE IS A COOL DUDE (though a Baltimore Oreo's Fan)!

One of the first WADE fans ever!


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CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Mike Merritt, the baseplayer for the Conan O'Brien house band
THE MAX WEINBERG 7
I was in the van (passenger seat) on 5th and 48th about an hour ago.

I yelled, "Hey Mike."

He yelled back, "Hey Wade." Yes, he knows me!


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THE GUESS WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T-SHIRT' TODAY AWARDS GO TO:

My friend Missy.
(photo coming soon)

HEARTBURN CITY HERE WE COME:
Free food at work today consisted of
-Hot dogs (I had the works on mine -mustard, onion, relish)
-Onion Rings (heavy on the ketchup)
-This big fried dough ball with powdered sugar
-I washed it down with H20 (the Wade diet lives - sort of)

And now for some reason I feel tired and like my stomach is going to explode.



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WADE SAW 'KILL BILL' VOL 2:

I enjoyed it. Was it a bit overhyped? What isn't now adays?
The movie broke on the projector twice during the screening, kind of took me out of it. Plus I drank two beers before and kept having to go potty during the movie.

Uma is soooooo pretty!


WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO?:
Mermaid Avenue - Billy Bragg and Wilco
Time Fades Away - Neil Young (thanks Seth)

WADE IS WADE DRINKING RIGHT NOW?:
Free apple juice! Thank you Comedy Central.




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April 27, 2004

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THE GUESS WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T-SHIRT' TODAY AWARDS GO TO:
Tim, the cameraman
Nick, the bartender coming to the TOUGH CROWD SHOW today
Virgil, audience p.a.

WADE WILL MISS FELLOW HARD WORKER MISSY:
My friend Missy is leaving Tough Crowd to work on another show. Missy is a Jersey girl, and a very cool person. Best of Luck Missy. I'll miss you.


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HAM AND SWISS:
I'm all business today. Very busy here at Comedy Central. The free beverages (the mother load) just arrived. I'm drinking some Ginger Ale.

The ham and swiss sandwich was excellent (and free).

Now I have to help my boss MOVE things.

Manual labor has its advantages.



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SUNNY SUNNY TUESDAY:
Yep. Sitting at my desk drink free (non-generic) Motts Apple Juice.
Feeling good, sinuses are cool!

WADE WORD OF THE DAY:
WINNER

Somedays I feel like a real loser, but then again some days I feel like a 'WINNER.' Days when I feel like a 'WINNER' are better days than when I feel like a loser.




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April 26, 2004

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THE WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T-SHIRT TODAY AWARD' GOES:

Joe, the security guard/Big Yankee Fan.
(He wore his shirt today, and I couldn't... couldn't get on him about the Yankees stinking it up this weekend against the Red Sox. Nope, he's good people. He's wearing a WADE shirt!

My boss, Jeremy! The ladies love him, the ladies continue to ask me about him. He's Jeremy, he's single, and he's a GREAT boss.


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WADE HITS THE MOTHERLOAD AT COMEDY CENTRAL!:
Today's free lunch made my month, no joke!

Scallops and dirty rice
Jumbo Shrimp
Beef
Salad
Canoli

Mamma Mia! Bless your heart of hearts! I am full, I am Happy, I am ready to work hard.


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WADE IS BACK, RAINY MONDAY IN WADE-LOVE!:

I am here at Comedy Central and I am... drinking apple juice.

Life is good.


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April 25, 2004

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DISASTER DINNER -WADE STYLE!:

Tonight I did a show at Piano's on Ludlow Street. I had a great time, it was a fun show. I took the PATH train back to Jersey, and I just made the train. WHAT LUCK! Especially on a Sunday!!!!

Back in Hoboken, I picked up a grilled chicken salad at the PITA GRILL -WAY OVER-PRICED, but healthy! I ASKED FOR NO DRESSING (I bought my favorite... Wishbone Red Wine vinaigrette and had it home.. chilled, in my fridge.)

So I lay everything out, it's 10:15 pm, I'm starving and...
The salad dressing spews out (the whole g'damn thing) all into my salad.
Now, I've spent 10 buck for this, I could cry.

So I just... ate it like it was. Chicken salad soup.

I am sad right now.

OH BUT WAIT, WADE'S NOT DONE!:

I just got the nicest email I've received in months... from my cousin Cary in Connecticut. Thanks Cary, you made my night better and less sad and pathetic. You made me smile!




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PENNANT FEVER!

REDSOX SWEEP YANKEES!

JOE THE SECURITY GUARD OWES WADE (AT LEAST) 1 FREE VANIILA COFFEE COOLATAS FROM DUNKIN DONUTS!

LIFE IS GOOD!

JETER is batting .177
0-4 today! 0-25 this series.

NOMAR IS HAVING A BETTER APRIL.


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FREE PIZZA AT NBC SPORTS:
BRAVO NBC SPORTS, THE FREE PIZZA WAS AMAZING!

WADE PIZZA COUNT:
piece #1 - cheese
piece #2 - cheese
piece #3 - mushroom
piece #3 1/2 - mushroom

WHAT DOES WADE WASH DOWN THE PIZZA WITH?:
beverages - two glasses of water, half a cup of Diet Sprite, 12 oz of Dr. Pepper



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BIG SHOW LAST NIGHT! NOW, BACK TO THE FACTORY:
Double hitter today at NBC SPORTS - ARENA FOOTBALL!


YESTERDAY'S WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T SHIRT AWARDS' GO TO:-Johnny! Sorry it took so long to get your shirt!
-Colin! Sorry it took so long to get your shirt!
(photos coming soon)


TODAY'S WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T SHIRT AWARDS' GO TO:
OJ at NBC SPORTS!
THE 'GREAT' SETH, who not only is a cool guy but he has cool taste in music! IF this BLOG had a HALL OF FAME, he WOULD BE IN IT!



SUPER SHOUT OUT TO:
KEITH, JOHNNY, JIM B., COLIN AND HIS FRIENDS, MASSACHUSETTS' FINEST =TOM, TOM'S LADY FRIEND, MIKE, MARIA (?) - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE FREE COORS LIGHT! IT WAS GOOD TALKING RED SOX!

SUPER DUPER SHOUT OUT:
TO BILL MCGARVEY and his SUPER rocking band who really rocked the house last night at the FROZEN MONKEY!

SUPER BOO, YOU ARE A BAD GIRL:
The lady who walked out of the Frozen Monkey while I was performing who had her hands over her ears. You are a naughty girl!



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April 24, 2004

WADE ON TV AND WADE LIVE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!

I LOVE THE TV:


WADE ON TV IN JERSEY CITY AREA!!!!!

The Art House APRIL 2004 EPISODE on Jersey City's Comcast Channel 51

Hosted by Bill Rood
Featuring
Adam Wade
Musical Guest
Butterspy
w/Joe Jacovino, Kate Hedman, Ray Bryn
(dedicated to the memory of Thomas Catterson)

Tune in to Jersey City Comcast Channel 51
Thursdays at 10:00pm and Saturdays at 8:00pm

Our exciting new TV shows are available on video to purchase.
http://www.arthouseproductions.org/tvshow.html
Jersey City Comcast Channel 51






WADE PERFORMS TWO AT TWO FREE SHOWS THIS WEEKEND:
Sat April 24th 2004
DOUBLE BILL WITH BILL McGarvey
FROZEN MONKEY CAFE
HOBOKEN
526 Washington St
TIME 8:45pm
FREE!

Sunday April 25th, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


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HOLY PISTASHIO!
NBC SPORTS HAS... my favorite nuts!

I am a happy camper right now.



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CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
The lead singer of Creed on the Hoboken 126 bus. He looked chubby - like Vince Neil circa 2003. He was with a real hot girl and she was all over him.

Maybe I'm beeter off without the 'WADE DIET!'


SPEAKING OF FOOD:
NBC SPORTS had lemon chicken, corn on the cob, beans, and macoroni!

Delicious!

OLD FRIEND SIGHTING:
I just saw my old friend DARIA in the NBC 3b CONTROL ROOM! She's working for the TODAY SHOW! She's a cool girl.



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BACK TO BUSINESS:
Yes, I 'm at NBC Sports with my pals Dan, Jimmy D, Randy, and Jim (and Steve).

BARRY M.I.A.:
Barry, the Magnum PI Hawaiian t-shirt man, is missing in action today.

I miss Barry. He's a fun guy to hang around with.


NICK THE ACTOR AT MY FAVORITE BAR:
I saw Nick, the actor's one man show last night! He wrote and performed it!
Kudos
Nick!
Those in attendance - many ladies and TNB (Thursday Night Bob) and Keith, AND RONNIE!!!!

I hit the bar last night for a quickie (Nursed it, yes), and then headed home.


WADE GOT ALOT DONE THIS MORNING:
Yes, I actually did some 'real' writing this morning.




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April 23, 2004

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS AT THE BAR?:
I tell them I have a website... and they just walk away.

What the heck?

Who's missing out on what?


CHER WATCH:
The girl that looks like Cher showed up last night at my favorite bar. She looked around with her pals, and she dissed everybody at the bar and high tailed it out of there. CHER WAS TOO COOL FOR THE WHOLE BAR! How cold, Cher!


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IT'S MY SINUSES!.... NO, I MIGHT JUST BE HUNG OVER:

I didn't pound any beers last night. I repeat, I didn't pound any beers last night. I did not act like I was 18 years old in Richie and Chuckie Charpentier's basement. I would never think to relive those glory days and POUND BEERS!

I'm Nurse Wade, I nurse my beers. I am an adult. I didn't have 6 beers last night. Nope. It did not happen. I don't have a hangover, it's my sinuses. Those darn sinuses. Shots? Nope! I didn't have three shots of Soco and Lime. Nope. Not me. I'm not writing this post in my underwear (at 1:35 pm). No!

The girls at Dunkin donuts didn't laugh at me today when I tried to order an ice coffee and had trouble with my pronunciation because I was somewht sleepwalking (a half an hour ago). No! That could not be!


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WADE PERFOMS TWO AT TWO FREE SHOWS THIS WEEKEND:
Sat April 24th 2004
DOUBLE BILL WITH BILL McGarvey
FROZEN MONKEY CAFE
HOBOKEN
526 Washington St
TIME 8:45pm
FREE!

Sunday April 25th, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


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April 22, 2004

WADE BACK, BACK TO BUSINESS:
Yes, I was on VACATION the past 6 days. That's why I concentrated on MY EATING HABITS ONLY TO A DEGREE!

MY MOM cooked some great meals in NH

1) HOMEMADE CHICKEN POT PIE!
2) THE BEST STEAK EVER with Corn and Rice
3) American Chop Suey - SECOND ONLY TO MY AUNT ARETY'S
4) Fried Chicken!

Bravo Ma!


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April 21, 2004

COMING SOONER THAN LATER:
UPDATED LIST ON FUTURE SHOWS!
HOPEFULLY SATURDAY I WILL HAVE TIME TO LET YOU KNOW. I REALLY HOPE YOU CAN WAIT UNTIL THEN.

WADE FOOD UPDATE:
I just had a Friendly's Sundae (ugh the old WADE diet is dead for now).

The chubby blonde who made it for me forget the hotfudge (what are you people on hotfudge ration or what)?

I know my diet is dead when I get upset over... lack of hotfudge in my sundae.



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WADE SLEPT GOOD LAST NIGHT!

My gut is expanding still though. Time to do some push-ups. I don't care if people see push-ups are not as good as crunches, I still feel the burn!

NO BREAKFAST TODAY!

I'm getting a lot of emails asking me...
WHAT IS THIS 'FROZEN MONKEY' PLACE IN HOBOKEN?

WELL FIND OUT THIS SATURDAY!

Sat April 24th 2003

ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN' (WITH NEW MATERIAL ADDED)
AND SHARES THE DOUBLE BILL WITH
BILL McGarvey -ONE OF HOBOKEN'S FINEST SINGER/SONGWRITERS

AT THE FROZEN MONKEY CAFE
HOBOKEN
526 Washington St
TIME 8:45pm SHARP!!!!!!!

'THE FROZEN MONKEY CAFE HAS AWESOME SANDWICHES AND TASTY-DELITE ICECREAM AND COFFEE ETC!... plus ARTWORK! IT'S REAL HIP!' CLICK HERE FOR MENU/SPECIALS/DRINKS

"Adam Wade is good people. Go check him out." -TIME OUT NEW YORK





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April 20, 2004

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WADE EXCLUSIVE: WADE FEELS EMOTIONAL, LIKE HE'S PREGNANT OR SOMETHING

ADAM WADE = DOUGH BOY:

Yes, my diet is NOT WORKING. I ate a donut for breakfast and tonight I had a whoopee pie for dessert.
(Am I lying?)
I'm lying (whoa),
TWO WHOOPEE PIES, really, I ate two. (guilt feeling, I'm looking down on my expanding gut.)
I'm not happy with myself.

ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM WEBSITE DOWN VISITORS:
Yes, I work hard to entertain but... my visitors are DISAPPEARING like frozen whoopee pies out of my refrige. But is it my problem? I KNOW WHO COMES HERE EVERY DAY, YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT ONLY CONSISTANT BUT YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE! (now I'm kissing some butt/lauding myself)

WHAT HAPPENED TO APPLE JUICE WADE? ARE YOU DRINKING IT?
I'm not drinking it until I consistantly get back to 60 visitors a day. (NO JOKE)
I AM THE GHANDI OF WEBLOGS.

(Haven't had apple juice in 2 days, AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TE JUICE).

BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME:
What do I have to build?

THE GREATEST QUESTION ON THIS BLOG EVER!!!!!:
ALL THIS BLOG STUFF AND? ____________:
1) WADE gets a wrting job for $600 a week, clear (or more).
2) WADE gets to be in a PT ANDERSON movie (where he makes out with a hot actress), gets nominated for Golden Globe, countless offers from hip directors to be in their movies, is not recognizable to most people despite indie fame.
3) WADE gets a chance to be creative and pay his bills.
4) WADE gets to do PA work for ... ever.
5) WADE gets a free coffee from Starbucks for life.
6) BY NEXT year this site will get an average of '5' hits a day
7) Absolutely NOTHING!



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WADE ROCKS WAL-MART!:
Yes, I made my yearly trip to a WAL-MART today. I bought a cutter block for my electric shaver (which keeps me looking youthful).

(I am not a Reminton man, I am a Braun guy!)

It took me ten minutes to find the SHAVING PRODUCTS. Each person working there was very nice but would just DIRECT ME TO... ANOTHER WAL-MART EMPLOYEE!

I had to pee really bad and went into the WAL-MART restroom and... well they should stock up on the GLADE ROOM FRESHNERS 'INSIDE' THE RESTROOMS!

Yes, someone (or some animal/savage beast went potty ALL OVER the WAL-MART bathroom).

Needless to say... I did not attempt to spend more than 3 seconds of my life in the WAL-MART restroom and 'HELD MY PEE'.

So I purchased my cutter block shaver thing (rip off), and as I left... of course... the alarm goes off and this little lady (not the WAL-MART 'GREETER', BUT RATHER THE WAL-MART 'SEE YA LATER' PERSON, checked my bags and my receipt so carefully that I wished our HOME LAND SECURITY could be as good.

Upon passing INSPECTION I headed to the exit, the ALARMS WENT OFF AGAIN (VERY LOUD THIS TIME) and continued to walk out with my head up and bladder full to capacity.


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April 19, 2004

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GREAT SHOW COMING UP THIS SATURDAY!

Sat April 24th 2003

ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN' (WITH NEW MATERIAL ADDED)
AND SHARES THE DOUBLE BILL WITH
BILL McGarvey -ONE OF HOBOKEN'S FINEST SINGER/SONGWRITERS

AT THE FROZEN MONKEY CAFE
HOBOKEN

'THE FROZEN MONKEY CAFE HAS AWESOME SANDWICHES AND TASTY-DELITE ICECREAM AND COFFEE ETC!... plus ARTWORK! IT'S REAL HIP!'

526 Washington St
TIME 8:45pm SHARP!!!!!!!

"Adam Wade is good people. Go check him out." -TIME OUT NEW YORK


*** I WILL BE RECORDING THIS SHOW FOR A LIVE CD! BUT YOU CAN BOOTLEG THE SHOW AS WELL!


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WADE'S PENNANT FEVER CONTINUES:

A-ROD 1-19!

SOX BEAT YANKS 3 out of 4!

Joe the Security guard now owes me a 'vanilla-coolata' from Dunkin Donuts! (he bet the Yankees would win the series - HE LOST!)


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SALAD DAYS OF WADE CHAPTER 5: SCOOPING ICE CREAM:
Yes, that was my first job back in New Hampshire.

Was I quick with an order? - YES!

The best ever highlight comment from a window customer "The fat blond girl makes my cones bigger." - Yes, this is an actual quote.


Did I create my own milkshake? - BIG YES!

THE ADAM WADE ANDES MINT MILKSHAKE (c) 1991
8 oz of milk (whole)
2 scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream
two squirts of HOT FUDGE

blend to perfection.



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April 18, 2004

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WADE EXCLUSIVE:
WADE ON TV IN JERSEY CITY AREA!!!!!

The Art House APRIL 2004 EPISODE on Jersey City's Comcast Channel 51

Hosted by Bill Rood
Featuring
Adam Wade
Musical Guest
Butterspy
w/Joe Jacovino, Kate Hedman, Ray Bryn
(dedicated to the memory of Thomas Catterson)

Tune in to Jersey City Comcast Channel 51
Thursdays at 10:00pm and Saturdays at 8:00pm

Our exciting new TV shows are available on video to purchase.
http://www.arthouseproductions.org/tvshow.html
Jersey City Comcast Channel 51




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WADE EXCLUSIVE: "I HAVE A FEVER!"

WHAT KIND OF FEVER?: "PENNANT FEVER, BABY!!!!"

RED SOX VS. YANKS TODAY

Lowe vs. Contreras

A-ROD (0-9) batting .000 now this season against the Sox.

I'm feeling it! Feeling the fever! Red Sox!


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April 17, 2004


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WADE DREAM RADIO SHOW 'DEDICATED TO MY BROTHER MATT WADE WHO RECENTLY GOT MARRIED!
(1 hour show 4/17/04)

{1-15 minutes)
-Tony Carey 'It's A Fine, Fine Day'

Adam welcomes us to radio show. His brother Matt recently got married so he's playing all of Matt's favorite songs and telling stories of him.


-Matthew Wilder 'Break My Stride'

-Darryl Hall 'You're Living In Dreamtown'

{16-30 Minutes}
Adam talkes about things his brother Matt is a really good at:
1) Half court basketball shots
2) Smoking cigars
3) Eating chocolate walnut ice cream
4) playing Monopoly
5) Candle-pin bowling
6) Mini golfing
7) Strat-o-matic baseball

-Harry Chapin 'W*O*L*D'

-BEE GEES 'Tragedy'

Adam talks about how much Matt loves Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics circa 1980-1990.

-Buckner and Garcia 'Pac Man Fever'

{31-45 minutes}

Adam tells the story of how Matt scored 41 points in an elementary school basketball game to defeat the best team in the CYO league (St. Catherine's).*

* He actually score 23 points, but every few years a few more points are added for dramatic effect.


-Slade 'Run, Run, Away'

- Quite Riot 'Metal Health'

Adam talks about how much Matt loved the TV show 'THE WHITE SHADOW' starring Ken Howard as a basketball coach in an urban (Carver High) school in California.

- 'THE WHITE SHADOW' theme

{46-60 minutes}

Adam talks about how Matt recently met Red Sox legend, Jim Rice, at the NH Baseball dinner this past winter.

-James Taylor 'Handy Man'

-Neil Diamond 'I am I said'

Adam finishes up the show by wishing his brother and his new wife Mary the best!

-Ozzy Osborne 'Crazy Train'


(END)


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April 16, 2004

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DO YOU KNOW WHO IS A REAL RED SOX HATER/JERK:
FOX SPORTS' Tim McCarver!

PS The Sox are winning 3-0 in the first inning.



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PEOPLE WHO REALLY PISS ME OFF ON THE BUS:

5) LOUD GUY: "I AM LOUD! I YELL! CAN SOMEONE AY ATTENTION TO ME? I JUST NEED LOVE!"

4) PRETTY GIRL WHO FARTS: "COULD IT BE... YES, MY FARTS SMELL JUST LIKE YOURS! I MAY BE PRIM AND PROPER LOOKING BUT I FART LIKE A COUNTRY PIG!"

3) I NEED MY OWN SEAT GUY: "I'VE PUT EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY OWN ON THE SEAT NEXT TO ME SO THAT YOU, YES YOU, CAN'T SIT THERE."

2) SHOWER? ME? NO! ... GUY: "1984 WAS A GREAT YEAR, I BELIEVE I USED A GENERIC BAR THAT SMELL SORT OF LIKE DOVE SOAP. IT WAS THE LAST TIME I SHOWERED AND NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SMELL ME!"

1) OLD LADY WHO DOESN'T WANT THE WINDOW SEAT: "MOVE IN YOUNG MAN, I WANT THE AISLE SEAT. IF YOU DON'T MOVE OVER I AM GOING TO TRY TO EMBARRASS YOU ... NOW BY FAKING I AM CHOKING!"



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April 15, 2004

WADE'S BIG NIGHT OUT:
Yes, I was at my favorite Hoboken pub (where Gerry is the owner!).

Thursday Night Bob and Keith were there as well as Ed Jr and Ed Sr and... NICKIE.

A pretty girl came in who lived near by and was digging me till her 8 foot date came in. He seemed like a GIANT version of a WADE wannabe, only he had a flashy expensive watch on. He seemed very boring and she was digging his boring-ness so I guess she was pretty boring too!

Good luck to her and the Red Sox.

I hope that doesn't come across as bitter, but here we were a bunch of cool fun guys and she turns her back to hang out with this... Wade wannabe. SORRY DARLING, YOU MISSED THE 'DREAM' BOAT HERE!

Oh well, another night in Hoboken.


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JOHN'S PIZZA IS GOOD STUFF:
Yes, we got John's Pizza today at work. I had pieces (the are cut small) and a bunch of green salad (good boy).

THE WEATHER:
BEAUTIFUL!

HOW'S YOUR STOMACH WADE?:
I'm a bit bloated right now.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?:
Hmmmmm.



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THE BUS TO NYC VIA HOBOKEN:
Was on the bus today with ACTOR NICK, from my favorite pub in Hoboken.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW WADE?:
Drinking free apple juice at Comedy Central (thanks).

HOW IS THE WEATHER?:
Sunny, I am happy about that!

DID YOU EAT DONUTS TODAY?:
Nope!

HOW IS LIFE?:
Great, I heard we are getting free pizza today at the office.

WADE, DO YOU EAT FRUIT EVER?:
I have been eating pineapple alot lately.





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April 14, 2004

ADAMWADE.COM

THE WADE T-SHIRT MOVEMENT CONTINUES TO ROLL ON...


Check out the newest additions to the MOVEMENT!


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WADE WORKS HARD IN THE RAIN:

The location shoot (NYC Port Authority) went well. Glenn did a great job as the producer. Rachael the camera lady, was as pretty as she was professional! Roy the soundguy, did an Emmy caliber job! What a crew.

Me... I WAS SO AWESOME AT WHAT-EVER I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO!

AWESOME!


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WORKING WITH GELNN C.:
Today I am going on location with Glenn, the show's field producer.
PRAY FOR NO RAIN!

WHAT WADE DIET?:
I ate two chocolate frosted donuts this morning.
THEY WERE AWESOME!

WHAT IS WADE DREAMING ABOUT?:
Last night I was pregnant with triplets. I had a hot wife (who perhaps got me pregnant) and my Dr. was... Jerry Lewis (the fat and bloated one).




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April 13, 2004

SUBWAY HELPS WITH THE LOVESICK BLUES!:
Not THE SUBWAY, but Subway the sandwich shop. I... yes.
Turkey on white with lett, tom, pickles (I LOVE PICKLES), NO MAYO (the diet).

WHAT GIRLS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WADE?:

GIRLIE: Dylan or Donovan? -
WADE Answer- Dylan! Shame on you for even asking!

GIRLIE: 6 figures?:
WADE Answer-No, but I'm full figured!

GIRLIE: I'm talking to this other guy, and my breath is bad, can I have a piece of gum?
WADE Answer- ARE YOU F******* CRAZY? Girls just don't get it (GET WADE).



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THE BOSTON REDSOX SHOULD HIRED WADE AS A CONSULTANT!:
Why?

In my fantasy baseball league I am now... 9th out of 12 teams.
(Yesterday I was 11th).

SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THAT!:
My co-worker and friend Sara lost her wallet.

WHAT'S FOR LUNCH WADE?:
Comedy Central is having chicken parm.
(My ultimate favorite).


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RAINY DAY IN NYC:

Rain stinks!
I just ate free Cheerios and sliced banana and APPLE JUICE... free. Thank you Comedy Central.

Sinuses are getting better.





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April 12, 2004

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WADE FEELING A BIT TIRED!
Time for bed! I am a bit tired. I worked very hard today at work (early in, early out!)

Sinuses are acting up just a tad.

Cleaned my apartment tonight and made my new laptop into a mini desktop!

I connected my keyboard to it. Makes things easier for me, honest and they way I had my laptop before would cause a stiff neck.


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WADE WORD OF THE WEEK- 'PISTASHIOS':
Today we have free 'pistashios' at the TV studio.

My boss Jessica just said, "Wow, Wade, you really love pistashios, don't you?"

Whenever I used to go to my grandmother and aunt's house I'd eat 'pistashios'.



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WADE'S WACKY DREAM LAST NIGHT:

I was golfing with Tony Soprano at the Derryfield Country Club in Manchester, NH. We were driving in a blue Jeep (with the top down) instead of a golf cart.

Suddenly we were mini-golfing and Pam Anderson was working there selling sandwiches and hot dogs, and then she turned into Charlie McArthy (the dummy). Tony and I started smoking cigars. The high school marching band's bus was parked by the 18th hole (mini golf) and they were doing 'warm-up exercises'. Tony missed his putt and I made mine.

Jimmy Rogers, from NBC Sports interviewed me for winning. He was wearing a big baseball cap that was twice the size of his head and the brim of the cap was like a duck's bill. I towered over Jimmy Robert's and in an act of kindness gave him the keys to my red mop-ed cycle.

Then... I started talking to Natalie Portman at the 19th hole while I nursed a 'Bud Light'. Just as I was about to ask her out...


I WOKE UP!


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COMEDY CENTRAL FREE FOOD MONDAY:
Ham and swiss on a tough roll. Light on the mayo!
Took a trip to Brooklyn this morning with Todd to pick up hospital props.

Feel the Excitement!



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April 11, 2004

ADAMWADE.COM

THE WHO'S WEARING/JUST BOUGHT A 'WADE' T SHIRT AWARD GOES TO:
OJ at NBC SPORTS!

(photo coming soon)


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HAPPY EASTER:
Yes, I am working at NBC SPORTS!
Free chicken pot pie from Bruno's!
I want my mother's garlic lamb!

EASTER QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Guy in the Port Authority pushing a shopping cart yelled, "I wanna wish everybody a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"



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WADE IS TIRED, YAWNS TOO MANY TIMES, LEAVES BAR BEFORE MIDNIGHT:
Happy Easter, I'm going to bed.

PS The girl that looks like Cher (as in Sonny and Cher circa 1969) was at the bar. She was there, she left, and then showed up again 30 minutes later in another outfit. That is so... Cher-like!


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April 10, 2004

ADAMWADE.COM Presents:

JOCK TALK:
1) Pedro is pitching a 2 hitter and the Red Sox can get any runs.
THEY SUCK!

2) Every Yankee fan hates Pedro. We'll see how much they hate him next year when he's wearing pin stripes.

3) Does Wade know baseball? In my fantasy baseball league I am in 10th place out of 12 teams.

alas, JOCK TALK!



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GUY WHO TOOK GENUINE INTEREST TODAY IN GOING TO A WADE SHOW ON EASTER SUNDAY AWARD GOES TO:
Jim B. at NBC Sports!
Thanks for caring. And I want to see you play that accordian soon.



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WADE'S EASTER GREETING!


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Sun April 11th, 2004
Josh Haness' 'Friends and Family' Show
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th (between 2nd and 3rd Aves)
8pm
Free!


Sat April 24th 2003
DOUBLE BILL WITH BILL McGarvey
FROZEN MONKEY CAFE
HOBOKEN
526 Washington St
TIME TBA

Monday May 3rd, 2004
"Ed Sullivan on acid show"
@Freddy's
485 Dean St.
Prospect Heights,Brooklyn,718-622-7035.
Subway;m,n,r,w, to
Pacific,Q,4,5,to Atlantic,2,3,to Bergen.
9pm



Sat May 29th 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.



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WADE RETURNS TO NBC SPORTS:
Fried Chicken fingers, free and delicious.

HOBOKEN:
The dog doody problem continues. I saw some snotty girl walking her dog, the dog went poop and she walked away. Like she was too good to pick it up. BAD BUSINESS!

LAST NIGHT:
Nursed a few beers with Nick, Ed Sr, Ed Jr, Pat (the bartender). Moran, and alot of ladies!



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April 9, 2004

ADAMWADE.COM

WHAT DOES 'ONE HOUR PHOTO' MEAN, ANYWAY?

Today I went to my local CVS to get 1 hour photo!
after an hour and a half I went back and they said, "Your photos aren't ready. They should be ready in another 40 minutes to an hour."

WHAT SHOULD WADE DO?:
Do/Should I get a discount on my fee? I don't know, this is my first time doing this and... they didn't come through.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO ASAP, SINCE I WILL BE GOING BACK THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR. THANK YOU!!!!