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July 31, 2004

THE WADE MINI SUMMER 2004 TOUR
WADE ON TOUR THIS WEEK!
BROOKLYN, HOBOKEN, MANHATTAN

Sat July 31st 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.


CHECK OUT THE QUICKTIME MOVIE TRAILER TO WADE'S ONE-MAN OPUS
'PENGUIN'

RETURNING TO HOBOKEN

Tuesday AUGUST 3rd, 2004
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
9pm
Free! Many Drink Specials

THURS August 5th 2004
WADE (as ROD) HOSTS
The Rod Teagles Sordid Summer Showdown
The Telephone Bar
2nd Ave � between 9th and 10th
Thursdays - 8:30pm
$1 (yes, only $1)


Saturday August 7th, 2004
THE SHARK SHOW
NYC
Parkside Lounge
More details soon




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MATT WADE EXCLUSIVE-
My brother Matt just called me from the Filene's Department Store at the Mall of New Hampshire.

He said...
THE REDSOX HAVE TRADED Nomar Garciaparra TO THE CHICAGO CUBS.


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LATE NIGHT WITH PAT THE BARTENDER:
My buddy ed Sr. (Mike) and I hit our favorite pub last night and then went out with Pat, The bartender.

Pat was confused because I brought a huge watermelon to the bar. I figured everybody would like some watermelon, but I ate a little and no one else wanted some so I just threw it out.

Pat is a great storyteller and has seen the change that Hoboken has gone through the past 20 or so years.
We talked about Hoboken, boxing, The Grateful Dead, Dylan.... you know, guy stuff. It was cool.


(The best bartender in Hoboken? Well, certainly one of the best.)

WADE, WHAT DID YOU DRINK?:
3 beers
2 glasses of San Gria
12 pieces of watermelon


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July 30, 2004

NEW ADDITIONS TO 'THE ADAM WADE T SHIRT PAGE'



WADE SANDWICH here with Catherine and Lauren.
(photo by Pete LaPage )


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LA DOLCE WADA:
Just got back from an afternoon screening of 'La Dolce Vita'
What an awesome movie.



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BIG FRIDAY OFF:
First up


Fiore's for the Italian Tuna Sandwich.


Super shout out to Keith

(Hollywood Keith)
Thanks for the nachos and beer last night!


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July 29, 2004

WADE IS WORKNG HARD:
No time to talk the talk but...

THE WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE T SHIRT AWARDS' TODAY GO TO:
3 BEAUTIFUL LADIES-
CATHERINE PAPPAS
LAUREN LAZARUS and
SARA TAKSLER
(mercy)

PHOTOS COMING SOON!



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FREE GENERIC APPLE JUICE AT COMEDY CENTRAL MAKES WADE'S DAY BIG TIME:
Yeah, they still don't have Motts apple juice (the best of the best), but hey, it's free.

GRANDMA MISSES WADE:
I spoke with my grandmother last night from New Hampshire and she said, "Honey, I miss you."

WADE MISSES GRANDMA:
Well, I responded, "I miss you too, honey."

WADE, YOU CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER 'HONEY'?:
Yes, she calls me, 'Honey' and I call her 'Honey'

SHOULD I MIND MY OWN BUSINESS?:
Yeah, Don't pick on my grandmother.

WHO AM I?:
I don't know, but I don't like your attitude.

SORRY.:
No problem.


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July 28, 2004

THE GUESS WHO BOUGHT 'WADE T SHIRTS' TODAY AWARDS GO TO:
The beautiful Catherine Pappas
and the great Paul Winter.

Thank you and PHOTOS COMING SOON!



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CHEESE STEAK HEAVEN:
I am in heaven.

Today at work for lunch we had...
FREE CHEESE STEAKS!

My favorite!
Whomever thought of having these for lunch... well, I love you!

(no photo can show how happy I am right now)


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WADE, WHO WAS AT THE BAR IN HOBOKEN LAST NIGHT:
(hint: it was STAR STUDDED!)

I went into the bar last night (it was raining hard)
I got a Sprite (no beer or shots for a while)

and guess who was there?

Ed Sr. (Yankee fan)


Ed Jr. (Yankee fan, just like Ed Sr.)

and...

NIKOLI (actual photo - and... a Met Fan)

Needless to say, for a Tuesday night, seeing these three guys under one roof was an event in itself.

Hoboken may never be the same.




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FREE GENERIC APPLE JUICE LEAVES WADE SAD:

Not too sad, but... I'm not as happy as these people from work over the free generic juice. I'd much rather have Motts (which actually costs the same).

(Barbra and Samantha in the 'kitchen' enjoying smalltalk and juice.)


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July 27, 2004

SEE WADE LIVE THIS SATURDAY:

Sat July 31st 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.


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THE WHO 'BOUGHT' A 'WADE T SHIRT' AWARD TODAY GOES TO:

Lauren

GO DIRECTLY TO 'THE WADE T SHIRT MOVEMENT' PAGE


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THE GUESS WHO IS WEARING A 'WADE T SHIRT' AWARD TODAY GOES TO:

The Living Legend, Colin Quinn


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SUPER FLUFFERNUTTER TUESDAY:
Comedy Central provided me with a free peanut butter (crunchy) and Fluff sandwich today.

I had milk as my beverage.

Terrific!


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WADE EXCLUSIVE-
THE INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE DAY:

Hello,
If anyone has seen the large tape dispensers please return them to the
production department.
Thanks!


Connie





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July 26, 2004

WADE IS OUT OF LUCK:

Yes, the Red Sox took it to the Yankees this weekend but GUESS WHO WADE DIDN'T BET WITH ON THIS SERIES?


Yep, 'Lucky Joe' from Audience Security at Comedy Central.

"Lucky Joe" -is his new nickname.

I still owe him dinner and a milkshake from 'Johnny Rockets' in Hoboken after the fiasco (Yanks swept Sox) a few weeks back.

He plans on taking anybody willing to come over to Hoboken (he'll pay for your round trip PATH TRAIN ride) with us to catch me up-close and in-person paying for his bill.


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THE BLUE SHIRT, RED PANTS GIRL FROM WADE'S FAVORITE PUB, FRIDAY NIGHT:
(note: Sir Walter and Ed Sr. you know who I'm talking about)
I believe she was on my bus today going into work.

BACK STORY:
I gave this girl a flyer for my upcoming 'Penguin' show and she put it on her drink (like a cup holder),
and when she left the bar... SHE TOOK THE EMPTY DRINK GLASS 'WITH THE FLYER ATTACHED' and left the bar... ONLY TO RETURN an hour later STILL HOLDING THE EMPTY GLASS WITH THE FLYER STUCK TO IT. I felt the love.

I left the bar shortly after she returned (I had to work Saturday morning).

OF COURSE YOU TALKED TO HER ON THE BUS:
Nope, chickened out.

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY TO HER ON THE BUS THIS MORNING?:
I wanted to ask her if she still had the glass, or say 'I AM THE MAN FROM THE PICTURE ON THE GLASS YOU CARRIED AROUND ALL FRIDAY NIGHT, remember me?"


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HAPPY MONDAY!
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION OF THE WEEK:
'NO!'
Comedy Central had free Apple Juice today but it wasn't Motts, it was generic.
(But delicious and free!)

LUNCH?:
Turkey and American cheese (no mayo).
(Free and good)

HOW ABOUT THOSE RED SOX?:
I have a fever! Pennant Fever.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:

Robert Altman, the famous movie director.
Strolling around on 54th Street and 9th Ave in NYC at 2pm.



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July 25, 2004

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THE WADE QUESTION OF THE WEEK:


Will Comedy Central have free Motts apple juice for me tomorrow when I go into work?
I say there's a 55% chance they will have it.


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ESPN YOU SUCK!:
The Red Sox vs. Yankee game was full of political crap!

George Stephanopoulos and John Kerry took over the broadcast.

People can turn to a million other channels for that stuff.

Let us watch sports.

Bad move ESPN.


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HERE COMES THE COW-MAN

This is an all new superhero out of the state of New Hampshire.

He's half man
He's half cow

He does not like to be tipped over.

He's COW-MAN!



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WADE WORKS HARD:
Sunday at NBC Sports. Working hard.
Had eggs and bacon for lunch and free BBQ is coming up at 3pm.

HOBOKEN'S ST ANN'S FESTIVAL UPDATE:
Last night I sang John Mellencamp's 'Pink Houses' at the beer tent.

My friend Jonny got it on tape along with photos of me and my fans (a few elderly men and women). -coming soon to ADAMWADE.COM

SATURDAY NIGHTCAP:
Headed to my favorite pub after my performance and nursed a Sprite for an hour. Sir Walter was in the house and so was DENISE.

GUESS WHO SHOWED UP TO THE BAR?

BIG JOEY, who's been MIA for some time. It was great to see you Big Joey.


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SOX WIN FIGHT! SOX WIN GAME!

A-ROD did say "Bring It On!"

And he got whipped and so did the Yankees.

Let's hope Hulk Hogan is on the Sox bench today.

BRING IT ON! Tonight 8:05pm ESPN.



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July 24, 2004

THE BOB DYLAN SONG LYRICS OF THE WEEK:
HAZEL
FROM PLANET WAVES



Hazel, dirty-blonde hair
I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with you anywhere.
You got something I want plenty of
Ooh, a little touch of your love.

Hazel, stardust in your eye
You're goin' somewhere and so am I.
I'd give you the sky high above
Ooh, for a little touch of your love.

Oh no, I don't need any reminder
To know how much I really care
But it's just making me blinder and blinder
Because I'm up on a hill and still you're not there.

Hazel, you called and I came,
Now don't make me play this waiting game.
You've got something I want plenty of
Ooh, a little touch of your love.



Copyright � 1973 Ram's Horn Music


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WADE EXCLUSIVE -
RED SOX STINK, BUT THEY CAN FIGHT!:

A-ROD IS THIS YEAR'S ZIMMER IN BOSTON!
RED SOX SEPARATED AT BIRTH:


(soon to be fired manager Terry Francona)

and

(Artie from 'THE SOPRANOS')


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ANOTHER BIG SATURDAY AT NBC SPORTS AND I MISS MY BUDDY BARRY:
We got some volleyball action on right now.

My buddy Barry (who is the Magnum PI of NBC SPORTS with his cool Hawaiian shirts is not here today because he's on his way to Athens for the Olympics).



(Wade works hard - photo by Chris Matott)


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LAST NIGHT'S BIG NIGHT OUT IN HOBOKEN:

Met up with Sir Walter and Ed Sr. for dinner at our favorite pub.
Had the grilled chicken with angel hair pasta and veggies.

(Ed Sr. - ate the chicken sandwich and SHARED his French Fries)



(Sir Walter - grilled chicken dinner and mashed potatoes)


Then the partying really began.

Nick showed up (but if his girlfriend reads this... just kidding, he was home sleeping).

(Nick, last night)

The Red Sox choked again (9 1/2 games out) against the Yankees and a few people gave me the business.

A couple of waitresses from Hooters Restaurant stopped by to drink. I gave them a couple of flyers for the PENGUIN SHOW AUG 3rd. One of them said she'd go if she "...wasn't getting her hair done." - (ACTUAL QUOTE - NO JOKE)

Just as the night was getting kicking, I had to leave (yes, I am at NBC SPORTS today).



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July 23, 2004

NEW!


CHECK OUT THE QUICKTIME MOVIE TRAILER TO WADE'S ONE-MAN OPUS

'PENGUIN'



WHICH WILL BE RETURNING TO HOBOKEN
Tuesday AUGUST 3rd, 2004
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
9pm
Free! Many Drink Specials

And coming THIS FALL TO NYC!!!!


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RAIN WASHES AWAY ST ANNS FEST FOR FRIDAY:
It really stinks out there. Rain rain and more rain.

I'm headed to my favortie bar tonight.

Hopefully the weather will be better tomorrow.

HBO NO MORE:
I got rid of HBO today and got IFC instead.
I am very excited about this.
I love the Independent Film Channel.


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CELEBRITY SIGHTING RECAP FROM THIS PAST MONDAY-

THE GREATEST CELEBRITY SIGHTING EVER:

Last Monday I...

(Me)

was in the Village with my buddy Lonny...

(Lonny)

and we notice this hot blonde lady trying to fetch a cab with her other hot blonde girlfriend.

Two seconds later we shook our heads. That was no lady... that was C. C. Deville

of the 80s hair metal band POISON.


I struggled for my cell-phone/camera and actually got this photo.




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BIG NIGHT LAST NIGHT FOR WADE!

I performed at 'The Rod Teagles Sordid Summer Showdown' @ The Telephone Bar in NYC last night. I had a great time and met some very nice people. Thanks Justin, Denise and Neev for comiing.


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July 22, 2004

WADE, PLEASE GET BACK TO BASICS -
Okay.
WHAT DID WADE EAT TODAY?:
Here goes...
Lg Dunkin Donuts Coffee (I paid for it)
Half a cup of apple juice (generic - FREE from work)
3 and half pieces of sausage pizza (John's NYC- FREE from work)
A plate of Caesar Salad (John's NYC- FREE from work)
A small plate of pineapple ( FREE from work)
4 Cookies and Cream mini chocolates (FREE from work)
6 'half pint' bottles of Poland Spring water (FREE FROM WORK)
1 can of Diet 7up (FREE FROM WORK)



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WADE, WHO BROKE THE COPYMACHINE AT TV STUDIO?
I believe it was Todd.

(photo: Todd shown here on his way to pick up the company cargo van on 41st and 10th Ave)

WADE, DID YOU HELP HIM FIX IT?
Nope, he fixed it himself.





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SIR WALTER SPEAKS:
My friend, Sir Walter was at my favorite bar last night and gave me some feedback about the new format of the website.

I hope I am not overdoing it with the photos.

(Sir Walter of The Republic of Hoboken)
Whether I agree or disagree with Sir Walter... I respect him!




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WADE COMES CLEAN:
I'm not the smartest guy in the world.

I'm not the most athletic guy in the world.

I'm not the 'smoothest when around women' guy in the world.

I'm not the most acrobatic guy in the world.

BUT...
I have some pretty AWESOME calves.

How do you like me know?



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July 21, 2004

WADE EXCLUSIVE-

THE INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE DAY:

(Doris works so hard)

Greetings Softballers,

XXXX XXXXX WITH XXXXX O'XXXX
Has asked us to play them this XXXXXXX night July XXth at Xpm
XXXXX field on XXth and XXnd again

Let me know if you want to play so I can do a head count and call them
back
with an answer!!!!
-Doris
xXXXX

(note: the 'X's help censor extremely private information which is not allowed to be posted on this blog)





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NEW WORLD WADE RECORD:
It took me 'two hours and fifteen minutes' to find out if the girl next to me at the bar had a boyfriend.


The girl I was talking to (this is a stand-in).


NOW WADE, HOW DID YOU GET IT OUT OF HER?:

After A LOT OF SMALL TALK I said, "I enjoy talking to you... you know most girls talk about... their hair... or about.. their... BOYFRIENDS and... that's just... sad."

She responded, "(Something, something)... my boyfriend (something, something).

DID WADE'S LITTLE SMILE TURN INTO A FROWN AT THAT MOMENT?:
Perhaps, but I think I knew she had a boyfriend all along.

C'MON WADE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BE TRUE:
Okay, I didn't know, you got me.




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NOTE TO WADE'S BOSS AT WORK:

(left to right - Wade's Boss and Wade both working hard)

I want to apologize, I did not pick up a corn muffin (your favorite) today at the


EVERGREEN Diner (actual photo).

Yes, I may have had one, but I just plain forgot about you.

WADE, DON'T LIE!

Okay, sorry. I just didn't have the money for both of us.
I planned on only eating half the muffin... but...

Find it in your heart to forgive me.










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July 20, 2004

THE WHO'S WEARING 'WADE TEE SHIRT' TODAY AWARD GOES TO:
TIM THE CAMERA MAN








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WILL RED SOX BE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS IF THEY GET...:



WADE WHAT DO YOU THINK?:
Trade Nomar and Lowe. And... believe!!!





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WADE EXCLUSIVE-

THE INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE DAY:

Hey, There will be an early shuttle to the studio today leaving at X:XXpm.


(note: the 'X:XXpm' is private information which is not allowed to be posted on this blog)


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WADE, WHY ARE YOU SMILING, WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED?:

Something I wrote is now on

REALLYSMALLTALK
�

HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE

by Adam Wade

Installment #1: Sport


Check it out!!!!!!


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THE GREATEST CELEBRITY SIGHTING EVER:

Last night in the Village with my buddy Lonny and we notice this hot blonde lady trying to fetch a cab with her other hot blonde girlfriend. Two seconds later we shook our heads. That was no lady... that was C. C. Deville of the 80s hair metal band POISON.

I struggled for my cell-phone/camera and actually got two pix (coming soon), but for now

GAZE UPON THIS C. C. in his prime:




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HAPPY TUESDAY:
Here at Comedy Central and ... not in the mood for Apple Juice today.

Just not feeling it.


HOBOKEN'S COUSIN JOHN'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Are you gonna go talk to her? Or are you just gonna stare at her all night from across the bar. You freak from Vermont, you."

(note: I am from New Hampshire)



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July 19, 2004

BIG WEEK IN THE CITY OF HOBOKEN! YES, THE ST. ANN'S FESTIVAL

HOBOKEN FAKE PRESS- ENTERTAINMENT (c) 2004
By Patrick Donolly - Staff Writer

Every July, the tiny town of Hoboken, New Jersey, hosts the hugely famous St. Ann's Festival. Two years ago, besides your average slew of local and national political representatives, the audience in the beer tent was graced by two mega celebrities.


Comedian Adam Wade stopped by, and after a couple of beers, he found himself face to face in a karaoke contest with the Indian Elvis.

Here's a couple video clips of what went down


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WADE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOE FROM COMEDY CENTRAL AUDIENCE SECURITY:



this is an audio post - click to play


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WADE WILL BE PERFORMING LIVE:




THURS July 22th 2004
The Rod Teagles Sordid Summer Showdown
The Telephone Bar
2nd Ave � between 9th and 10th
Thursdays - 8:30pm
$1 (yes, only $1)

WADE'S TWO CENTS:
It's a great show! Very funny people involved and a great environment.
Plus, THERE ARE A LOT OF HOT GIRLS WHO USUALLY ATTEND THIS SHOW!
PERHAPS WHILE I'M ON STAGE, ONE OF THESE 'HOT GIRLS' WILL WRITE SOMETHING (LIKE 10 numbers in a row) ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND HAND IT TO ME AFTER THE SHOW. THAT WOULD BE SO SO NICE!



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HEY WADE, I HEARD YOU WENT TO A WEDDING SATURDAY NIGHT:
Yep, and it was amazing!
20 minutes of fireworks
The wedding was at a chateau
The band played all the big hits for over 4 hours!
(minus Meatloaf 'Heaven Can Wait' - which will be my 'Wedding Song')
The table bouquets lit up like sparklers

WEDDING + WADE = TONS OF HOT SINGLE LADIES?:
I sat next to a real intelligent and beautiful woman at the
'singles' table who just happened to be... MARRIED!

I drank beer, had steak, shirmp and scallops.


Here is the photo I took after my 5th Bud Light.


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WADE EXCLUSIVE-
INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE DAY:

Lunch is running late. It should be here shortly!!!



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WADE IS BACK:
Back to business at Comedy Central!

Joe is no where to be scene, so far!

(Apple Juice and Cheerios)


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July 18, 2004

WADE RETURNS TO COMEDY CENTRAL THIS MONDAY:
GUESS WHO WADE HAS TO SEE TOMORROW?

'JOE' OF COMEDY CENTRAL AUDIENCE SECURITY



WADE LOSES BET JULY '04:
I owe my friend JOE a free meal and milkshake at Johnny Rockets since the Red Sox got swept by the Yankees two weeks ago.



ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM FLASHBACKS:


JANUARY '04 PATRIOTS WIN, AND SO DOES WADE (A CARMEL APPLE CIDER- THANKS JOE!!)


APRIL '04 RED SOX SLEEP YANKEES, AND WADE GETS A DUNKIN DONUTS VANILLA COOLATA - THANKS JOE!


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HUGE WADE NEWS!!!!!!

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

COMING SOON TO 'REALLYSMALLTALK.COM':


how to make girls realize they would rather be with adam wade

(BY ADAM WADE)




ADAMWADE.COM


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WADE IS WORKING HARD? C'MON, REALLY?:

Here is some artwork to ILLUSTRATE the work ethic and big dreams of WADE!




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GUESS WHO BROUGHT ME IN SOME 'CCR CDs'

SETH AT NBC SPORTS!


WADE'S TOP 5 CCR SONGS
5) Proud Mary
4) Have You Ever Seen The Rain
3) Cotton Fields
2) Midnight Special
1) Lodi


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SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
ZITI! FREE! GOOD!
I am working very hard right now.




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July 17, 2004

THE WADE FAMILY SCORES BIG NEWS IN RED SOX COUNTRY:

Nomar's days are numbered with the Red Sox?

My brother saw former Red Sox great Johnny Pesky at a baseball dinner and he was able to talk to him. Pesky told my brother, "Where's Nomar gonna go? He is a RED SOX!"



Big words! But does the man who they named a pole after at Fenway Park know what he's talking about?

Stay Tuned!




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BIG DAY TODAY AT NBC SPORTS:
MY buddy Barry is on vacation so it's kind of quiet here.

RANKS AND BEANS:
HOTDOGS (free) weren't too bad today. Beans were okay.

FREE DIET SPRITE:
Nothing but the best here at NBC SPORTS.

ANDREW 'THE' FINGER IS IN THE HOUSE:
Yes, Andrew is working today. He likes the Philly's baseball team.

I think the Philly's are a pretty good team.

GOTTA RUN:
They just put out the free brownies.


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'THE WADE CELEBRITY SIGHTING OF THE WEEK':
MR. BILL IRWIN



Yes, I met the Broadway SUPERSTAR this week at a show of mine. Mr. Irwin was a cool guy who got his seat at the show stolen (then recovered) by two old ladies.


Bravo Bill, you are the WADE CELEBRITY SIGHTING OF THE WEEK.






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WADE EXCLUSIVE-
WADE BREAKS UP WITH GIRLFRIEND:




OFFICIAL WORD FROM WADE:
"I refuse to date married women, no matter what their diva status is. I am WADE!"


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July 16, 2004

WADE, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO TODAY?:
Richard Hell - Time
"Walking on the Water"

WADE, DID YOU TAKE A NAP THIS AFTERNOON?:
Oh Yes, a two hour nap. Wow!

WADE, REDSOX?:
What about them?

WADE, ARE THEY GOING TO WIN TONIGHT?:
Yes!

WADE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?:
Bills, and I'm getting ready to go work out.

WADE, ARE GIRLS FROM ALABAMA NOT INTO YOU?:
Perhaps. But seriously... I have potential.

YES, YOU DO WADE!!!!

ADAMWADE.COM---FOTOLOG---LIVE!



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WADE WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?:
THE ADAM WADE TV HIGHLIGHT REEL.
Highlighting muy TV moments with personal commentary.

STAY TUNED!


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this is an audio post - click to play


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July 15, 2004

THE WADE PHOTO OF THE DAY:


HERE IS MY FRIEND ERIN.


A few weeks ago I was headed into a bar with her when this conversation came about:


WADE- I'll stay for one. I'll just get a water.

ERIN - If you're f****** drinking water Wade, GO HOME!

WADE - Okay.
(end of scene)


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WADE RECEIVES EMAIL FROM YET ANOTHER 'ADAM WADE':
This is the 3rd or forth type email I've received from other 'Adam Wades' around the world.
(I didn't change the speeling mistakes)


hey im a fifteen year old that lives in florida, and i hav the same
first and last name as you. i was just bored one day on the comp and decided
to type in adamwade.com and it brought me to your site, which kinda threw
me off cuz i was definately not expecting that.
ne ways this probably doesnt interest you very much so i'll leave you
with
that.


-adam wade


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WADE EXCLUSIVE:
I taped a sketch/party today for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. I play 'Wade the Party Crasher'.

Pray for me that I don't get cut out of it.

It will air some time next week at 11:30pm on Comedy Central.

I am very excited about it.



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July 14, 2004

WHY ARE YOU DOWN WADE?

I should have been a farmer, folks.

People want crap, so FOX is going to give it to them-


msnbc.msn.com :
'Fox to launch reality TV channel in 2005;
The new network will air a mix of original series and reruns of series like Joe Millionaire and Temptation Island.


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July 13, 2004

GUESS WHO'S BLOATED, AGAIN:
Me.
Penne Vodka - ziti, TRES heavy!



(mixed Itailan and French there)





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ONE OF WADES FAVORITE SITCOM STARS DIES:

Isabel Sanford o f'The Jeffersons' Dies
By RYAN PEARSON Jul 13, 5:48 AM EDT
Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Actress Isabel Sanford, best known as "Weezie," Louise Jefferson on the television sitcom "The Jeffersons," died of natural causes, her publicist said Monday. She was 86.


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July 12, 2004

new

'WADE T SHIRT' PAGE UPDATED!

WELCOME TOM C and FARSIDE JOHN

coming soon:
Bryan T, and Baby Ondrick


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new FROM THE WADE FOTOLOG

EVERY BAR HAS A `NORM.`

THE BAR I GO TO HAS... TWO EDS!

HERE ARE ED JR AND ED SR

(MR MET aka NICOLA, IS THE GUY WHO`S PROFILE WE SEE)


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WADE BACK FROM HIS WORKOUT - THOUGHTS:
It's raining hard out there, but that didn't keep me away from rocking on the treadmill!

Did what I set out to do,

Crowded gym! 'Access Hollywood' was on. Am I the only person who thinks that show should be banned.
Either that or they should just call it "I'M GONNA KISS YOUR ASS FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, HOLLYWOOD!"

ADAMWADE.COM


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FILE UNDER - IT AINT EASY BEING WADE:

WADE GETS RECENT ADVICE ABOUT MEETING GIRLS-
Last night I was with a couple of buddies and was lucky to receive this advice.

"Girls don't want Wade, they want Brad Pitt. So grow your hair out and SPIKE IT up like Brad's."

"Carry around your new cell phone and show it to girls so that they'll put their numbers in your phone."

"Wear collared shirts. They say a lot about a guy."

"You're selling a product, so advertise."

Stuff to think about!
(note: if you are a single girl out there and I run up to you with my new phone.... look out!)


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WADE IS GOING TO WORK OUT IN AN HOUR:

I ate a tuna sandwich and now I gotta let it digest in my belly.

I plan on walking and then running and then walking on a treadmill.

I plan on going in an hour... PRIME TIME AT MY GYM! (pressure is on!)

I hope I do a good job working out and the people there appreciate ME working out at their GYM!

I might work my arms a big too! A couple bicep curls.

We'll see how I feel.

I am pumped. Sort of.


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SCARY STUFF FOR WADE'S FRIENDS AT NBC SPORTS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS:

'Blackout Hits Athens Month Before Olympics'

Jul 12, 4:14 PM (ET)
By PATRICK QUINN

(AP) Cars are stuck at an intersection during a blackout in Athens on Monday, July 12, 2004. The power...
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ATHENS, Greece (AP) - The worst blackout in more than a decade hit Athens and southern Greece on Monday, leaving millions sweltering in a heat wave and raising concerns about whether the lights will go out at next month's Olympics.


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WADE PUSH UP COUNT TODAY:
6

ADAMWADE.COM


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THE GUESS WHO BOUGHT WADE T SHIRTS TONIGHT AWARDS GOES TO:

John and Greg from THE FAR SIDE in HOBOKEN.
(photos coming soon)

Thank you gentlemen.

The chicken kabobs were awesome!



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July 11, 2004

SEE YOU SOON BARRY AT NBC SPORTS:

My buddy Barry at NBC Sports is heading to Athens for the Olympics so I won't see him now for a few months. Barry take care and I'll see you and your Magnum PI shirts soon.

Make sure you work hard and be safe!

ADAMWADE.COM


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HEY WADE, HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT LATELY?:
Yeah.
I worked
out 5 days this week.

Walking on the treadmill 4.2 mph for 7 minutes.
Running at 5.5 mph for 7 minutes.
Then walking on the treadmill 4.1 mph for 16 minutes.

My calves are huge!

ADAMWADE.COM


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NBC SPORTS SUNDAY!


Today I'm working hard with one of the best in the business, MR JIMMY ROBERTS!
Eating a roast beef, mango, rye bread sandwich (free and... interesting).

We are covering NASCAR right now.

Yankees are winning and I'm waltching a little poker on ESPN on the TV set above my script area.

My buddy Barry is here and he IS wearing a Magnum PI Hawaiian shirt today. Barry is the best! He got his hair cut short for the summer (like me)!

FREE COFFEE MACHINE IS BROKEN HERE AT NBC FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT DAY!


ADAMWADE.COM


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July 10, 2004

this is an audio post - click to play


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WADE IS NOW LISTENING TO:

RICHARD HELL!

All the Way

(thanks Seth for Hooking me up with all this music)


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WADE'S FAVORITE POOL PLAYER:

I LOVE THIS LADY!!!!!!!!


SHE SHOOTS A MEAN GAME OF POOL!


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WADE NURSES A CERTAIN BEVERAGE WHEN HE`S AT THE BAR.

HE CAN NURSE ONE OF THESE DRINKS FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR and UP TO 3 HOURS.

IS THIS TRUE, WADE?
THE ANSWER----YES!



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BIG DAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Seth is in the house, wearing a new, cool green shirt!

My buddy Barry is here with a conservative shirt.

We are supposed to have some chicken kabobs arriving shortly.

The beautiful Anna got me a bottle of water.

HAPPY LAST DAY MIKE (Ed Sr):
My friend Mike left his job yesterday. Mike is the man and he's going to ROCK at his new job!

ADAMWADE.COM


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WADE PONDERS NICKNAMES:
Scoop Wade? The Boy Trapped in the Body of Man?
Justice Wade? I'm NOT RICK MORANIS WADE?
Joltin Wade? Bad News Wade?
Slick Wade? Sweet Wade?
Boss Wade?
Wade Dog?
Boy Wade?
Buddy Wade?


ADAMWADE.COM


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July 9, 2004

DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT ADAM WADE?:
Yes!
I went to my usual place and the girl I always 'hope' to have cut my hair wasn't even there today.

The other lady cut my hair. I got a good summer cut! Like a Marine. I look and feel tough.

TOUGH? HOW MANY PUSHUPS TODAY?:
53

I plan on jogging tonight, (no joke)

ADAMWADE.COM


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SONG OF THE WEEK:
COOL STUFF!

LONELY PLANET BOY
by New York Dolls


It's hard,
It's so hard

And it's a lonely planet joy
When the song from from the other boys
That's when I'm a lonely planet boy
And I'm tryin, Baby for your love

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Oh, you pick me up
Your outta drivin in your car
When I tell you where I'm goin
You're always tellin me it's to far

But how could you be drivin
Down by my home
When ya know, I aint got one
And I'm, I'm so all alone

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Oh it's a lonely planet joy
When the song from your other boys
That's when I'm a lonely planet boy
And I'm tryin, I'm cryin, Baby for your love

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Oh, It's so lonely

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Oh can't you hear me callin
I'm a thousand miles away
And I don't wanna stay
I'm thinkin words I gotta say

Cus I wanna be there witcha
And I know what to bring
I remember, from the days
You got over, everything

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Oh it's a lonely planet joy
When the song from your other boys
That's when I'm a lonely planet boy
And I'm tryin, I'm cryin,
Can't ya see I'm diein
Baby, for your love

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

Now you are lonely


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July 8, 2004

YOU WONT BELIEVE IT, BUT IT IS TRUE:
Tonight I was at my favorite bar with a bunch of my Hoboken friends and suddenly she came in and sat next to me....

WHO YOU MAY ASK?:
The girl who has two HUMAN-SIZE BLACK DOGS!
(note: most of you won't know that I stepped in one of these dogs' doodie a few months ago)

Well, tonight she looked beautiful and I didn't want to start a fight about her dogs, so this is how I approached it and how the outcome made me feel awkward....

(WAS WADE WORKING HIS MAGIC ON HER?:
I was just trying to have a nice conversation)

I looked over at her drinking her red wine.

"Hello" I said.
"Hi." she said.
"YOU GOT BIG DOGS?"

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"I've seen you around Hoboken, are those your two dogs, the ones you always walk."

"Yes!" she replied.

She looked so nice, I couldn't go off on her about the fact that I ruined a perfectly AWESOME pair of running (no joke) sneakers because I stepped in her dog's (un-curbed) doodie.

"They're big, but they seem so gentle." Yes, this is what I said. I am not only lame. but... sad.

"Do you have any pets?" She asked.

"No, but I love big dogs." I said (I know I suck! This was the biggest lie ever).

THEN THE POWER TO THE BAR WE WERE IN WENT OUT:
This is 100 percent true.

She used her cell phone.

A guy came in.

She said it was getting 'STUFFY' in the bar.

They left and she.... did.... n't say goodbye to me.

Oh well.

Oh well indeed.

IF WADE COULD SAY ANYTHING TO THIS GIRL:
Curb your dogs, princess!



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WADE EXCLUSIVE:

I am not on drugs!

BUT I have to say what I feel....


THE BOSTON RED SOX ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR!


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WADE'S HEADED TO SEE THE BAGEL GUY:
He was kind of mean last time when I went to get my bagel,but for some reason I'm going to give him another chance.

Then it's over to dunkin donuts for an iced coffee.


WADE PUSH UP COUNT:
17
My neck is tight. I did too many yesterday.



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WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO:

NEW YORK DOLLS, NY DOLLS!


(thanks Seth)


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July 7, 2004

EARLY BIRD REVIEW OF AMANDA'S IN HOBOKEN:
Fancy indeed.

GREAT SERVICE! PERFECT 10!

Number of times they refilled my water (8) - no joke!

The steak - 9

The salad - 7

The moouse dessert - 9

The roll - strong 8

$12.50 - 10!!!!!!!

TIP - $3.50!


(I had a cofee that was $2.50)



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THE EARLY BIRD WADE:

I had a great day today!

Now's it's time to hit the early bird special at this place called AMANDA'S in Hoboken.
Yes, I'm going alone!
Yes, I'm getting a $30 dnner for $12.50
Sometimes it's nice to be single, cheap and thrifty and time smart!

Ding Ding, SOUPS ON!



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WADE EXCLUSIVE:
I did 154 push ups this morning.



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July 6, 2004

WADE GETS REJECTED!

After last night fiasco-
Ice Cream Man, Tony never showed up on my street in his I.C. truck,

I thought I'd play the field, ICE CREAM STYLE!

So tonight,
I walked on over to HOBO'S ICE CREAM SHOP at about 8:55pm and the husky lady working there locked the door as I got to it. She didn't even look up. SO YES, TONIGHT I GOT REJECTED BY THE HUSKY ICE CREAM LADY.

So I walked over to McDonald's got a chocolate milk shake (they had no strawberry left).

The chocolate shake was lousy.

Ugh.



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MACARONI AND WADE:

Yep, I had macaroni and salad tonight for dinner. I'm getting a strawberry milkshake tonight!



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TODAY'S PHOTO:

THIS IS 'CHEZ COAKLEY' ON SPRING LAKE!




This is where I was last week (WED AND THURS AND FRI MORNING)

Nice place, nice people!



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WADE GETS UP EARLY, WORKS OUT:
Yep, a little 4.2 mph on the treadmill (speed walking) for 30 minutes. 23 push ups and I rode a stationary bike (hills program) for over 15 minutes. I'm feeling toned.


ICE CREAM MAN, TONY:
The guy never came last night. I waited and waited and no strawberry milk shake for me.

RED SOX UPDATE:
The aren't doing so well.



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July 5, 2004

WADE REFUSES TO HAVE ANY MORE SMALL-TALK WITH THE BAGEL GUY IN HOBOKEN:

Here I am in the bagel shop by my apartment and there's a few hot girls there getting bagels, too.

So as I'm paying the bagel guy for the bagel I say, "Hot day huh?"

He doesn't answer.

"Is it going to stay this hot all day?" I say.

Again, no answer. Now he's making me look like a real dork in front of these girls. I am sweating now.

"Boy, it's pretty hot in here, huh?" (why do I continue to talk?)

He gives me my change and still, nothing, the girls stare at me.

As I walk out of the store I hear him talking to the girls, "Hi ladies."

SHAME ON YOU BAGEL GUY! SHAME ON YOU!


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WADE UPDATES WADE FOTOLOG:


HERE I AM HOLDING A GOLF BALL AT PEBBLE CREEK LAST WEDNESDAY



I SHOT AN HONEST 102!
I HAVEN'T PLAYED GOLF IN 7 YEARS!

I AM THE MAN!

AND THAT'S MY BUDDY ERIC DRIVING HIS BALL INTO THE WOODS!

HE DRANK BEER WHILE WE PLAYED!
I DRANK WATER!

HE SHOT A 128.

YOU DO THE MATH.


(note: YES, I AM WEARING A TRUCKER HAT ON THE GOLF COURSE, BECAUSE I AM THAT COOL!)


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July 4, 2004

4th OF JULY - IN REMEMBRANCE OF OUR COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE AND RICHARD "DICK" BERNIER:
Dick Bernier was my social studies teacher in 8th Grade and HE LOVED AMERICA!

HOW MUCH?:
Well, he had a RED, WHITE AND BLUE GOLF BAG, and GOLF CLUBS, and...

Always wore RED, WHITE AND BLUE! and...

HE PAINTED HIS HOUSE RED, WHITE AND BLUE!

BLESS AMERICA! AND BLESS THE LATE RDB.

(this post is also for my cousin Greg Poulos whom was in RDB's class with me)


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RAIN AT WIMBLEDON / BUT THE HOTDOG EATING CONTEST GOES ON!:

So I'm in the NBC SPORTS CONTROL ROOM checking out 'THREE'S COMPANY' 4th of JULY MARATHON on the WB.

Barry is here working today. Yes, he's wearing his Magnum PI Hawaiian shirt.


WOW! Now, I'm watching the hot dog eating contest. Incredible. Check this out!
IFOCE.COM

(thanks Harriet)


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TENNIS MATCH GOES ON:
MY boy Andy won the first set but now he's getting whipped 4-0 in the second.

I'm feeling tired right now. Kind of bummed that Mandy Moore isn't there. I just found out that she's no longer dating Andy, so instead of NBC showing 50 close-ups of her, I'm stuck looking at his trainer. Ugh!





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HAPPY 4th OF JULY:
Guess who is working today?

ME!

Yep, doing a little tennis coverage today at NBC SPORTS.

THE GOOD OLD DAYS:
Back in the day this holiday was the best! Loads of food and drinks and a cool pool to swim in. BLESS MY PARENTS for having all my relatives for pool parties. They always went the extra mile.



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July 3, 2004

GREAT FREE PIZZA AT NBC SPORTS:
3 pieces of pepperoni!

HEARTBURN CITY!

For some reason my blog isn't working again, you have to REFRESH it a bunch of times on the web browser to get to it. THAT'S NUTTY!

(don't cry, just keep REfreshing).



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WADE EXCLUSIVE-
JOE FROM AUDIENCE SECURITY SPEAKS AFTER YANKEES SWEEP RED SOX:
(FYI Wade lost bet, owes Joe a free dinner and milkshakes)
__________________
I was interviewed after the game and unlike Tom Brady who said he was going to Disney World after the Pats' Super Bowl victory, I said:

I'M GOING TO JOHNNY ROCKETS !!!


Joe






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NBC NYC:
This is where I am right now.
And yes, I AM WORKING VERY HARD!






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EARLY MORNING AT NBC SPORTS:
Yes, I am working.

Sausage Sandwich wraps (I stayed away from these)!

Melissa Stark 's is here.

So is my friend Barry! FYI: Barry shares his birthday with a very famous tennis player.

Seth (walking music encyclopedia), Jimmy D and Randy P (one of the great TV audio teams in the history of the medium)are here as well.

Ricky Diamond (member of the ADAM WADE COFFEE HALL OF FAME is producing).




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July 2, 2004

WADE'S TRIBUTE:

I had this ribbed tank-top I used to wear in college. I used to tell people on my dorm floor that I was the next Marlon Brando. They'd laugh. They had no clue who Marlon was... shame on them. Marlon was the best! Our college film society (I was president from 1995-1998) had 'Streetcar' as part of one of our film series, I went and saw it 5 times. Marlon was cool, authenitc. I bought a red and black flannel like he wore in ' On The Waterfront' still no one in Keene, NH put 2 and 2 together. Especially girls at frat parties. I knew this flannel shirt was cooler than any guy's FRAT LETTERS. Yeah, I was trying to be Marlon Brando in 1995. Everybody else wanted to be Snoop Dogg.



RIP MARLON BRANDO

POCAHONTAS LYRICS
BY NEIL YOUNG

Aurora borealis
The icy sky at night
Paddles cut the water
In a long and hurried flight
From the white man to the fields of green
And the homeland we�ve never seen.

They killed us in our tepee
And they cut our women down
They might have left some babies
Cryin� on the ground
But the firesticks and the wagons come
And the night falls on the setting sun.

They massacred the buffalo
Kitty corner from the bank
The taxis run across my feet
And my eyes have turned to blanks
In my little box at the top of the stairs
With my indian rug and a pipe to share.

I wish a was a trapper
I would give thousand pelts
To sleep with pocahontas
And find out how she felt
In the mornin� on the fields of green
In the homeland we�ve never seen.

And maybe marlon brando
Will be there by the fire
We�ll sit and talk of hollywood
And the good things there for hire
And the astrodome and the first tepee
Marlon brando, pocahontas and me
Marlon brando, pocahontas and me
Pocahontas.


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SCARY NEWS FROM ATHENS (THEDRUDGEREPORT.COM)

ATHENS Intelligence officials who have long feared that the Olympic Games next month could be a target for terrorism say delays in completing work on security apparatus and athletic facilities have left too little time for complete testing of the systems meant to detect or respond to an attack.


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WADE TAKES IT BACK:
Spiderman isn't a jerk. 'Spiderman 2" was actually REALLY good!

Bravo!




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WHERE ARE YOU HEADED WADE?

I'm going solo to the movie 'Spiderman 2'

Right off the bat I'm going to tell you what I think of Spiderman (the character),
HE'S A JERK!


IF YOU WANT A HERO, CHECK THIS GUY OUT! and save $10.50

YOUR NEW HERO!





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WADE IS BACK IN HOBOKEN:
I'm back, it's Friday and... yes, I got an Italian Tuna sandwich at Fiore's.

GOLF OUTING:
I shot a 102 (no cheating) for 18 holes.
Not bad considering I haven't played in 7 years.

GREAT JOB KEITH:
My friend Keith ran the golf outing for the UCP of Hudson County, it was a super day and a fun event!

SUPER SHOUT OUT:
To Coakley (Ed S), Dundee, Mike, Laura, Nicky, Rob and the rest of the crew at Spring Lake for letting me crash and enjoy the pool/beach/beer. I had a great time. Thank you!!!!!

RED SOX GET SWEPT, WADE LOSES BET TO JOE FROM AUDIENCE SECURITY:
I am now 2 wins and 1 loss in my bets with Joe From Audience Security at Comedy Central.
With the Red Sox getting swept by the Yanks, I owe him a milkshake and dinner at Johnny Rockets.

I admit I really rubbed it in when I won my bets, so I am prepared to be a good sport.

SO... 'CONGRATS JOE!'


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July 1, 2004

WADE TAKES THE JERSEY SHORE BY STORM:
Yes, I'm at the Jersey Shore, full low down tomorrow.

Right now it's R and R time.



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