Will Wade get up early and grab an ITALIAN TUNA at Fiore's in Hoboken, and bring it to work tomorrow (Friday)?

FYI: THIS IS WADE'S FAVORITE SANDWICH OF ALL TIME!


Stay tuned to see!!!!

FOR WEEK OF APRIL 1st, 2005

THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON COMING SOON
WHAT IS THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON?:
A PUB CRAWL/TRASH TALKING/ATHLETIC CHALLENGE WITHIN A THREE BLOCK VICINITY IN HOBOKEN, NJ

DARTS
POOL (8 ball) and
GOLDEN TEE!

THIS WEEK'S RANKINGS

#1 PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr.) Was overheard at 'the bar' saying his favorite band is 'Steely Dan.'


#2 - JEFF/THE ENFORCER Sir Walter's brother. His people contacted us and told us he wants to be refered to as 'THE ENFORCER'. Heard he played a few games of Golden Tee in the Boken last week and did... very well.

#3 WADE (92% ready for the TRI-ATHALON, "I'm getting ready... TAKE NO PRISONERS!")


#4 SIR WALTER (Was taunting Mike C. aka Ed Sr, is a tough guy!)




#5 NICKOLAI (ranked #1 dart player in Boken. But you know what... it's the Hoboken TRI-ATHALON!. Was overheard saying that he needs to brush up on Golden Tee especially.





#6 MIKE C (aka ED Sr. Nice guy. Class act. But can he handle any of the events in the TRI-ATHOLON? We'll see. He has a VERY low ranking. Could possibly be the 'Cinder-Fella' of the TRI-ATHOLON. Only person in competition with a mananger/girl pal.)



BREAKING NEWS:
PAT D., the greatest bartender in Hoboken is considering entering the HOBOKEN TRI-ATHALON... word is he wants to add LEMON TOSSING to the competition.

___________________________
THE HOBOKEN TRI-AOTHLON
COMING SOON-
FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM

I was half asleep this morning when I heard Howard Stern talking about it. Wasn't sure if I was just hearing things.

Called my friend Adam CK (Mitch was his favorite comedian) and he didn't know...

Checked when I got to work, and found out it was true.

R.I.P. Mitch. Thanks for the laughs.

MY neck is sore!

Working VERY HARD!

WADE WORKS HARD!

WADE WORKS HARD!

SLOW DOWN WADE!

TAKE A BREAK WADE!!!

THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

The past 7 weeks you have all been great! JUST GREAT!
Congrats to all our WINNERS!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...


(just so you know, this photo looks to be of an unclean bathroom which has a toilet that has its backend smashed and a huge rock in the actual toilet bowl.)

DAN KENNEDY'S REALLYSMALLTALK.COM PRESENTS:


HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD
RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE

By Adam Wade

Part 10: WAYS A DOUBLE HERNIA CAN REALLY HURT YOU!


It was three nights after my double hernia surgery, and my first night back in my own apartment. My married friends Jon and Megan took care of me the first few days after the surgery. Now, I was on my own.

I was laying in bed around 11:30pm staring at the ceiling wondering if I would ever recover from my operation.

'When is the pain gonna go away?' I kept asking myself.

It'd been the first time I'd ever been operated on and... it took a lot out of me. I was also depressed because I realized I wasn't a tough guy.
(click here to read the rest)

It's been tough trying to post. Blogger is having some maintenance issues all day.

Hopefully it will work better soon!

BLOGGER: "We're currently in the process of rolling back a bad kernel upgrade that has significantly impacted the service. Restored app servers are coming back online and all should be repaired by the end of today."

Tonight I was walking home on a misty late night from the PATH Train in Boken, I looked up and the sky cleaned and... there it was....

I swear to God...

I am not eating three (now $.50 each) Gray's Papaya Hot Dogs ever again (on 6th Ave and 8th St NYC).

My heartburn is making me see UFOs.

Wow! Either that or it's the Pina Colada Drink.

Hello Folks,

Got a FAN email tongiht and just wanted to share parts of it with you:
_________________________________

...Through the internet, I discovered
there really is an Adam Wade who was
a writer, comedian and entertainer in New
York, with a large fan club. Well, "hi",
Adam, we finally solved the mystery!

Pray for world peace!

__________________________________

WADE SOUNDS OFF:
First, thanks for saying I have a large 'FAN CLUB'. I appreciate that.

But the word 'was' in your FAN email kind of shocked me for some reason.

Was 'was' supposed to be 'is'?

SARA!

Sara works hard and is a big WADE fan. Wow, what else is there to say?

She has a terrific singing voice as well.

Yep, this fine young lady is the total package.

But whatever you do, DON'T SPELL HER NAME 'S-A-R-A-H'!
(no 'H') - That's her little pet-peeve.

Congrats Sara on being ... the WADE FAN OF THE WEEK!

THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

This without a doubt was the best 'INTERACTIVE BLOG' yet. Thanks for coming up with some great captions!


Congrats to all our WINNERS

Let's keep it going.

_____________________________

BEST CAPTION BY A STEELY-DAN FAN:
Fat Spy Vs. Fat Spy
Ed Shirak Jr.


BEST ONE-TWO PUNCH OF CAPTIONS:
"What are you gonna do, when these flabby 3-inch pythons come looking for you!"
Lonny
&
"And the new thumb wrestling champions of the world are..."
Lonny


BEST CAPTION FROM A GUY WITH A VERY VERY TIGHT HAIRCUT:
Everyone looks glamorous when the Klan holds it annual formal.
Ed Shirak


BEST CAPTION BY A FUTURE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN COVER-BAND LEAD SINGER:
Two actors who auditioned for the pawn shop scene in Pulp Fiction. Despite the rejection, they remain in good spirits and in costume.
deano


BEST CAPTION BY A CELTIC HATER/DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH FAN:
"I am dark and you are light
You are blind as a bat and I have sight
Side by side you are my amigo, negro,
Let's not fiiiiiiiight...."
Seth


BEST CAPTION FROM A GUY WHO USED TO DRIVE A VERY 'BRIGHT' CAR ("DID YOU PAY EXTRA FOR THE COLOR?")
Live! This Saturday! The 35th reunion of the original Captain Heimlich & Waldo, (pictured in their authentic costumes from the action adventure "Super Czech Heroes save the Planet", 1966). Autographs, commemorative sweatbands and more!
Flanders



BEST USE OF 'A REALITY SHOW' CAPTION:
The Swan offers ugly ducklings to transforms themselves into a beautiful swan. It offers women the incredible opportunity to undergo physical, mental and emotional transformations and follows them through the process. This groundbreaking idea culminates in a pageant in which one woman will be crowned "The Ultimate Swan."
CP


WINNERS OF BEST CAPTIONS WITH A REFERENCE TO WADE'S ONE MAN SHOW, PENGUIN
Due to global warming, penguins everywhere began to melt.
You, Annie, Can Call Me Al

Mama & Papa Penguin after their sons show.
Eric D

BEST REFERENCE TO A WADE SHOW THAT TOOK PLACE AT THE ACME UNDERGROUND
Joe V. Wade: The Rematch
Summer 2025
matt sears

Boy, am I hungry!

I just ate two sandwiches (turkey on wheat) that I made and brought from home!

I also have an apple (yellow one) and a Butterfinger bar!

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BIG SUNDAY here at NBC SPORTS!
One of the best in the business, sportscaster Ms. Andrea Joyce is here.
Barry (my buddy) is not working today.
I am working extremely hard today (that's a given).

OKAY, WHAT WAS FOR EASTER DINNER AT NBC SPORTS?:
Chicken pot pie, green beans, salad. And... a diet Sprite.

SEE WADE LIVE!
SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC

Look very closely at this photo.

You see what this dog owner is doing?
Look again?
Do you know what I'm getting at?
I love dogs, don't get me wrong!

Let's make this a clean city!
Free of dog poopie.

Okay?
BAG IT!
Thanks you.

This has been a public service announcement from a guy who's step in his share of Hobken Poopie!

Cheers!

HOW AWESOME IS THIS GUY?

Seriously, Clark Kellog is the man! I've worked with him for a few NCAA playoffs and as a person, he's top notch. And as a sportscaster... DICKIE V, stay home, CLARK IS THE REAL DEAL!

Keep up the great work, Clark.

WADE PREMIERE/EXCLUSIVE:

I'll be honest with you folks, sometimes I hide my emotions. Okay, most of the time I do. It's tough, I'm a shy guy. That's that.

BUT THANKS IN PART TO MY PAL, PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr aka 'the man of a 1,000 faces/emotions'), I can show you lovely people how I really feel on a particular day, by just posting a photo of PAT.

(make sense?)

SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY WADE?:
Glad you asked. Well, today... I am feeling like .... (look at the photo).

Confused.
A tad hungover.
Somewhat ready to rumble.

I know Fortune 500 executives have to make big financial decisions EVERY DAY (like this guy!)!


WELL, WHAT ABOUT WADE?
I have tough decisions too! Seriously! Like what am I going to eat for lunch.
I am so hungry right now (only had a little cream of wheat for breakfast).


1)Emerald Planet - 9 bucks for a wrap. But usually they are half decent.

2) Pizza (Nope, can't do it. Had 2 slices last night)

3) Buffalo Wings (Nope, snuck one out of the kitchen of a pub last night. Got my fill of them. - note: If you go to that particular pub, keep this fact on the ol' DL).

4) McD's - no way!

5) Sushi (get out of town, I don't do raw fish)

6) Go to a supermarket buy a roll! Go to a deli, get some meat. Make a sandwich. (what? NO! Not gonna happen).

7) Walk around the floor and see if anybody is willing to give me some free food (I've done this many times, but not today).

8) Just go buy a salad! (had one yesterday, no- thank you very much)

DECISIONS, DECISIONS

I MET AT THE LOCAL BAR

ACCT #1"You're a comedian, make me laugh!"


WADE: (Speechless)



Man, nothing like being put on the spot.

Well, Wade saves it, he saves it for the stage

or the deli (click here)


or

SEE WADE LIVE!
SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC

WADE EXCLUSIVE:
SALAD!

Incredible. The price for eating healthy. But you know, I'm working hard. I needed good food in my system.

(PS they asked me if I wanted bread with it... and I said, "For that price... YEAHA!"

HOBOKEN HERO OF THE WEEK:
Oscar the PATH TRAIN CONDUCTOR -#44

Oscar is the man! Opened the shut doors (one last time) so I could get into the leaving train.

I wasn't late for work because of you, Oscar!

Thanks Pal!

Other notes of interest:
It's a lousy rainy day out there. But I am working so so so so extremely hard.

I had a bagel and coffee at Dunkin Donuts today!

11 DAYS TILL THE REDSOX START THE SEASON AS DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPS!!!!

How great is that?

SITS IN ON THE NEWS FOR HOWARD STERN

THE COMIC IS ON STERN TODAY.

This is the most shocking news from the Stern Show in a while.

GOD BLESS AMY! WHAT TERRIFIC BROWNIES!!!!
My friend Amy made us brownies!!!!!

Thanks Amy!

(I ate 3)


WADE DIET STATUS:
Out the window!

THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

The past 6 weeks you have all been great! JUST GREAT!
Congrats to all our WINNERS!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WADE EXCLUSIVE

GOLDEN TEE ADDED TO HOBOKEN BI-ATHALON! NOW IT WILL BE THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHALON!
COMING SOON!


THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON COMING SOON- FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM
DARTS
POOL (8 ball) and
*****GOLDEN TEE!

PLAYER PROFILES:

JEFF (Sir Walter's brother. A tough guy. Loves darts and Golden Tee. Not sure how he is at 8-ball. Just entered the competition and is the odds on favorite to win this thing! Home field advantage)

SIR WALTER (Has watched 'The Color of Money' 10 times. Homefield advantage as well. Quiet, but confident. Wouldn't be shocked if he won the whole thing.)



PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr. He's a talker. Heard he's good at darts - currently ranked #2 - darts only. Very good at 8-ball, so he claims. Says he's never played Golden Tee, I believe he's a Golden Tee shark and has the game in his apt. )

NICKOLAI (ranked #1 dart player in Boken. Heard he plays a mean game of 8-ball. Shaved his head for charity. Good guy. Could possibly turn into a loose cannon in the Tri-antalon! That would only up his game. Knows the Golden Tee game like the back of his hand. Likes the Mets.)



WADE (85% ready for the TRI-ATHALON, gotta watch this guy. Would drink 4 oz of beer out of a sneaker for $40. Has heart and guts! Determination. The darkhorse of the TRI-ATHALON. Gunning for Patty Fitz and Nickolai. Can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk?)


MIKE C (aka ED Jr. Nice guy. Class act. But can he handle any of the events in the TRI-ATHOLON? We'll see. He has a VERY low ranking. Could possibly be the 'Cinder-Fella' of the TRI-ATHOLON. Only person in competition with a mananger/girl pal.)

___________________________
THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON
COMING SOON-
FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM
DARTSPOOL (8 ball) and
*****GOLDEN TEE!

CONGRATS TO KAREN AT THE 7th St and Washington St Dunkin Donuts in Hoboken!

Yep, she got me my first Ice Coffee (medium with cream and sugar)
of the year. It might be a 'few' weeks to early, but damn it was good.


(shhhh... I also had a corn muffin, the Wade diet is going down the drain.)

SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC

This is without a doubt is one of my favorite shows to perform at!
The Sharkshow boys don't disappoint!

Lord, did they let me down tonight!

So I was at the bar Saturday and my foot was itchy.
I took my sneaker off to itch.

Suddenly my buddy Jeff (Sir Walter's brother) offered me $20 if I drank some beer out of my sneaker.

MY NEW BALANCE sneaker is like a year old and stinky.
I had to think about it.

Then someone else (I am confused NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ) offered me another $20.

$40 total!

I was willing to do it, until NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ (the one who DIDN'T offer me another $20) said, YEAH, you gotta drink the whole beer out of your sneaker.

(why couldn't they just mind their own business?)

Damn! They sneaker-blocked me. I swear I could've done it (like a sip), but not a whole beer. I can't remember who I am supposed to be mad at.
I guess I got pretty drunk on Saturday night (3 beers - home by 12:06am).
Go figure.

AT ROLL ROASTER.
I had my lunch break and headed over Roll Roaster on 3rd Ave and 11th St.

I ordered a roast beef medium roaster and... I heard this voice behind me.

I MOVED AWAY FROM THE COUNTER (they have signs that say that!),
and guess who ordered a chicken roaster with cheese fries?

Yep, Ben Stiller (incognito with a black hooded sweatshirt covering his hair).

I was feeling shy, but when I left I notice him glancing at me and I said, "Stills, you gotta order the roast beef roaster next time, it's the best."

He looked shocked for some reason, then I left.

BIG WEEK!

Saturday night I was at a bar and one of the loyal visitors to this site said, "Man, your INTERACTIVE BLOG #6 this week was a tough one this week. I had nothing!"

I was very impressed at myself (just kidding).

HERE ARE WEEK #6 'CAPTION' WINNERS!

OVERALL WINNER:
March 16, 2026: Screen grab from "The Adam Wade & His Best Friends Super Fun Show", the pilot (and only) episode. Show title: "Uncle Joe goes to the urologist". Dr Clownie & Nurse Froggie prepare for the exam. Show topic: scare the hell out your children.
Flanders

WINNER OF 'RELATING TO A CURRENT EVENT CAPTION':
Business as usual today at the Michael Jackson trial, where the D.A. used a handcrafted marionette to show the jury exactly what Mr. Jackson is accused of. This surprising tactic drew numerous objections from Mr. Jackson's lawyer, Bobo the clown puppet. Mr. Jackson could not be reached for comment from inside the box, although periodic moans of pleasure were heard.
Seth

BEST GONZO 'CAPTION':
Hunter S. Thompson arrives in the afterlife.
deano

BEST 'CAPTION' MADE BY A MEMBER OF THE SHIRAK FAMILY
Lenny was always unpredictable. He was always threatening to put a foot up Stan's ass,but clearly Stan was not prepared for THIS. Meanwhile, Bosco looks on in horror, as he silently reminds himself never to shake Lenny's hand again.
Ed Shirak

BEST CAPTION BY A FUTURE N.Y. PRESS WRITER:
The Vatican's efforts to draw in the younger crowd for confession.
matt sears

BEST 'I GIVE UP CAPTION'
I can't compete. Everyone is killing!
Lonny

BEST CAPTION BY A FOXY MAMA:
"Listen here you dummy...I told you to wait for the cue. Now get out'ta here, you and that weirdo you rode in on. I'm a busy guy. I got a show to do..."
thefoxymama

WADE IS WORKING HARD!

Eating some cream of wheat with BROWN SUGAR!
Last night I stayed up till 3am trying to get my DVD burner to work.
I am working on a VERY SPECIAL PROJECT and have the first cut done.
(More details soon) - no it's not porn!

Well, what do you know... My brother MATT WADE IS BACK with a New England Sports Update. Here's his take on his favorite basketball team THE LARRY BIRD-LESS Boston Celtics.

_____________________________________________________________

Boston Celtics
Current Record: (38-29, .567)
1st place in Atlantic Divison

the rest of March:

Wed (23)- at New York (27-36), 7:30pm
Fri (25)- vs. Chicago (32-31), 7:30pm
Sat (26)- at Detroit (41-23), 7:30pm
Wed (30) vs. Dallas (42-22), 7pm

MATT WADE'S PREDICTION: The Celtics will beat New York and Chicago. The way
the C's are playing right now, I think they will beat either Detroit
(tough...in Detroit) or at home against Dallas. (3-1 for the rest of
March)

April:

Fri (1)- at Atlanta (11-54), 7:30pm
Sun (3)- vs. Philadelphia (32-33), 1pm
Tue (5)- at Washington (35-28), 7pm
Wed (6)- vs. Milwaukee (27-37), 7pm
Sat (9)- at New Jersey (30-36), 1pm
Tue (12)- at Philadelphia (32-33), 7pm
Wed (13)- at Milwaukee (27-37), 8pm
Fri (15)- vs. Miami (51-16), 7pm
Sun (17)- at Toronto (27-38), 6pm
Tue (19)- at Cleveland (34-29), 7pm
Wed (20)- vs. New Jersey (30-36), 7pm

MATT WADE'S PREDICTION: The Green can win at Atlanta, beat Philly at home,
can beat Washington and then Milwaukee and New Jersey. Expect them to
beat Philly on the 12th and on the 13th, Milwaukee. Miami wil be
tough....but it is at home. The C's can win their last three against
Toronto, Cleveand, and finishing at NJ
Boston should go 10-1 in April.

MATT WADE: If the C's go 9-2 in April (more realistic), they could finish the
year at
(50-32, .610)

Yeah, I have my own bus! Yep, I drive it too.

Jealous?


(thanks Big Keith)

COLLEGE B-BALL TODAY REMEMBER...
MARCH MADNESS
ADAM WADE GOT THIS MAN COFFEE!
(yep, Greg Gumbel, and I also got him BIG STUFF OREO COOKIES AND WHOLE MILK!)

FYI: Greg is a very cool guy and so is CLARK KELLOG!


(but enough of that... right now I am at another TV network)


[Shout out to Eric D!]

There was a harsh email that I received about my 'Cuse Orangemen's head coach comments from yesterday.

WADE
How can you call Jim Bahein (his spelling) a cry baby, when you are a Celtics Fan. Danny Ainge is the biggest cry baby of them all.

Upset,
Jerry G.


WADE'S RETORT:
The fact you emailed me about a post on my blog makes me very happy!

Bravo UVM! Gotta love that team!

What a game last night. I was in a bar with a bunch of OrangeMen, and I was cheering for Vermont! (of course, being from NH and all).

Wow, I used to jinx teams and now...

Go UVM!
and for that matter...

Go Celtics!

Go New England!

Boy, the 'Cuse coach (yes, I know his name, but will not printed) was really acting like a cry baby during the game! That in itself was a victory!

Hey there - SOMETHING NEW TO THE BLOG!

I will be adding to this one post throughout the day:
Keep checking in.

ITALIAN TUNA UPDATE:
-Woke up extremely early and brought the IT into work today.

I got an extra sandwich for Chelsea who I planned on meeting up with for lunch.

(photo: Ms Peretti)

She called me at 1pm and told me she wasn't going to be able to meet up with me until 1:45pm -2pm. And I BROKED DOWN! Seriously, I was so hungry. I actually ate my ITALIAN TUNA sandwich at my work cubible at 1:33pm. (And... this sounds awful, I almost ate her IT sandwich too.)

I met up with Chelsea at 2pm and gave her 'her' sandwich. She had a look of deep disappointment that I had already eaten mine.

I guess I made it a very awkward lunch. BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Chelsea seemed to enjoy the sandwich, though she thought it was a bit soggy. I have to agree with her. You gotta eat the IT right away.



FULL ST PAT'S NIGHT RECAP

PAT's Birthday! The best bartender in all of BOKEN!
-Pat's cake
(photo coming soon)


LAST NIGHT IT WAS A WHO'S WHO IN HOBOKEN!

-Guess who shaved his head????
Answer - Ed Sr. (left)

-Guess who gave constructive crits about this blog?
Answer - ALL THREE OF THEM


-How many beers did Wade nurse
2 1/2 Bud lights (to be exact)


-Cousin John alert -was he there?

Oh yeah! And he was in top form!

WHAT ABOUT THE FISH?

YES! The Number 1 ranked dart player in Hoboken was representing (with his first haircut NOT at D&V in some time)


What about Ed JR (Hoboken's #2 Dart Player?)

Ed Jr (photo left) left the St Pat's party and saved the day with a B DAY cake for Pat from Malibu Diner!
Bravo Ed JR.!!!!!
What a class act!

AND GUESS WHO WAS WORKING VERY HARD ON ST PAT'S DAY:

Miss Erin!



OTHER NOTES OF IMPORTANCE:
I love my bosses here at MTV (FYI: they will looking over my blog later on in the day)

My hands were getting very dry. So my co-worker Claresa let me borrow some hand lotion and now I REALLY REALLY REALLY smell GIRLY!

(she did warn me)

My hands were... seriously so so so dry!

Now I just feel very... awkward.

I smell like a coconut.

JESSICA
My friend Jessica works on the same floor as me, and when I came back from lunch today...

There was two freshly baked cookies chocolate chip cookies with green coloring (for St. Pats day... I beleive) and a handful of my favorite Brach's cinnamon hard candy!!!



My other friend Jeremy works on my floor, too. He DIDN'T get me ANYTHING! There's a chance he could be the HERO next week, if he plays his cards right.

R.I.P. to the monster!

Odds and Ends:

-Breakfast included a plain bagel with cream cheese.

-Yeah, I just took an AIRBORNE tablet but I can't stop sneezing!

-The weather is nice, sunny and about 45.

-College B. Ball

-Pat the bartender will be at my favorite pub tonight in Hoboken

-Baseball/Steriods!

I have a new(er) faster computer thanks to my NEW friend, Wil.

Wil hooked me up with a superfast computer and I am very excited.

I now have a sign on my cubicle that says 'WIL IS THE MAN!!!!'

Bravo Wil. You deserve a raise!

THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE! BRAVO!

The past 5 weeks you have all been great!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...

Keep this on the DL,
I may be getting a new(er) computer at work today.
Currently the one I am working on his 9 years old.

Cross your fingers.

I finally ate my left over cream of wheat today for breakfast and it was god awful.

Here comes the computer guy...
Gotta fun!

WADE DIET CONFESSION:


Ate a donut today!

There I said it. Are you happy?

First donut in 3 months.

I'm a mess, a mess I tell ya.

(3rd attempt at this post)

I just got an email saying 'What up with the blog Wade? So far, it's been lame this week."

Well, so sorry, but the boy (meaning me) has to work. As most of you know 'WADE WORKS HARD.'


Found out 2 things today at the new job here at MTV!

FREE BEVERAGES!
Coke, DC, and Hi C fruit punch - all free!!!!

COPY/FAX MACHINE IS THE PLACE TO HANG OUT:
Haven't met anyone there yet, just massive awkward glances, and one lady cut me in line to fax something and didn't offer to help. YES, I looked like needed help.


Zut Alors.
(that's French folks)

I just got an email saying 'What up with the blog Wade? So far, it's been lame this week."

Well, so sorry, but the boy (meaning me) has to work. As most of you know 'WADE WORKS HARD.'


Found out 2 things today at the new job here at MTV!

FREE BEVERAGES!
Coke, DC, and Hi C fruit punch - all free!!!!

COPY/FAX MACHINE IS THE PLACE TO HANG OUT:
Haven't met anyone there yet, just massive awkward glances, and one lady cut me in line to fax something and didn't offer to help. YES, I looked like needed help.


Zut Alors.
(that's French folks)

Seriously, it is old!

Beware the Ides of March! - Bill Shakes

Yes, my days of carry jugs of water are over. I am really really into BRITA!!!

Thanks for the overwhelming participation on the INTERACTIVE BLOG sessions. Now here are the winners for #4.

Captions that you the visitor to this blog think best represents this photo.

THE OVERALL WINNER (simply because she creatively used the term 'joy juice)':

Mr. Smiley says "don't forget to drink your joy juice each and every day (then you can sit around and look dumb like me...doh)!!"
thefoxymama |

SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE BIG ONE AWARD GOES TO:
Scene from "Magical Mystery Tour" that ended on the cutting room floor. A young David Johannsen sings "We all live in a yellow paperbag.."
Ed Shirak Jr. |

After he turned 18, Billy was never asked back to Neverland Ranch. But at least he still had his memories - and lots of souvenirs, including tub toys and a special mug for 'happy juice'.
Julie |

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO:
The question-mark guy's archenemy, smiley-face guy, hawks his wares.
seanpdean |

Stanley usually sold only small hand held yellow items, but after the big smiley bucket got stuck and stretched out his forehead, it became his specialty item.
MK |

BEST USE OF AN EX SNL CAST MEMBER:
Hey look, it's the movie poster for the new Rob Schneider movie, "The Copy Guy."
Lonny |

BEST NICKNAME FOR THIS GUY:
Twelve miles later, Tall-Headed Larry's hairline continued to recede.
matt sears |



STAY TUNED THIS WEDNESDAY FOR #5!!!!!

permanent link posted by Adam : 7:25 PM