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March 31, 2005

WILL WADE OR WON'T WADE?



.
Will Wade get up early and grab an ITALIAN TUNA at Fiore's in Hoboken, and bring it to work tomorrow (Friday)?

FYI: THIS IS WADE'S FAVORITE SANDWICH OF ALL TIME!


Stay tuned to see!!!!


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HOBOKEN TRI-ATHALON RANKINGS!


nick
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FOR WEEK OF APRIL 1st, 2005

THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON COMING SOON
WHAT IS THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON?:
A PUB CRAWL/TRASH TALKING/ATHLETIC CHALLENGE WITHIN A THREE BLOCK VICINITY IN HOBOKEN, NJ

DARTS
POOL (8 ball) and
GOLDEN TEE!


THIS WEEK'S RANKINGS

#1 PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr.) Was overheard at 'the bar' saying his favorite band is 'Steely Dan.'


#2 - JEFF/THE ENFORCER Sir Walter's brother. His people contacted us and told us he wants to be refered to as 'THE ENFORCER'. Heard he played a few games of Golden Tee in the Boken last week and did... very well.

#3 WADE (92% ready for the TRI-ATHALON, "I'm getting ready... TAKE NO PRISONERS!")


#4 SIR WALTER (Was taunting Mike C. aka Ed Sr, is a tough guy!)




#5 NICKOLAI (ranked #1 dart player in Boken. But you know what... it's the Hoboken TRI-ATHALON!. Was overheard saying that he needs to brush up on Golden Tee especially.





#6 MIKE C
(aka ED Sr. Nice guy. Class act. But can he handle any of the events in the TRI-ATHOLON? We'll see. He has a VERY low ranking. Could possibly be the 'Cinder-Fella' of the TRI-ATHOLON. Only person in competition with a mananger/girl pal.)



BREAKING NEWS:
PAT D., the greatest bartender in Hoboken is considering entering the HOBOKEN TRI-ATHALON... word is he wants to add LEMON TOSSING to the competition.

___________________________
THE HOBOKEN TRI-AOTHLON
COMING SOON-
FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM


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R.I.P. MITCH HEDBERG!

I was half asleep this morning when I heard Howard Stern talking about it. Wasn't sure if I was just hearing things.

Called my friend Adam CK (Mitch was his favorite comedian) and he didn't know...

Checked when I got to work, and found out it was true.

R.I.P. Mitch. Thanks for the laughs.


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WADE WORKS HARD FOLKS!

MY neck is sore!

Working VERY HARD!

WADE WORKS HARD!

WADE WORKS HARD!

SLOW DOWN WADE!

TAKE A BREAK WADE!!!


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March 30, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #8 (A TOUGHIE)



THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

The past 7 weeks you have all been great! JUST GREAT!
Congrats to all our WINNERS!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...


(just so you know, this photo looks to be of an unclean bathroom which has a toilet that has its backend smashed and a huge rock in the actual toilet bowl.)


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A NEW WADE STORY ON REALLYSMALLTALK.COM

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March 29, 2005

Blogger is Down Today

It's been tough trying to post. Blogger is having some maintenance issues all day.

Hopefully it will work better soon!

BLOGGER: "We're currently in the process of rolling back a bad kernel upgrade that has significantly impacted the service. Restored app servers are coming back online and all should be repaired by the end of today."


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Hot Dogs, Heartburn, and UFOs

Tonight I was walking home on a misty late night from the PATH Train in Boken, I looked up and the sky cleaned and... there it was....

I swear to God...

I am not eating three (now $.50 each) Gray's Papaya Hot Dogs ever again (on 6th Ave and 8th St NYC).

My heartburn is making me see UFOs.

Wow! Either that or it's the Pina Colada Drink.


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March 28, 2005

WEIRDEST FAN MAIL EVER FOR WADE

Hello Folks,

Got a FAN email tongiht and just wanted to share parts of it with you:
_________________________________

...Through the internet, I discovered
there really is an Adam Wade who was
a writer, comedian and entertainer in New
York, with a large fan club. Well, "hi",
Adam, we finally solved the mystery!

Pray for world peace!

__________________________________

WADE SOUNDS OFF:
First, thanks for saying I have a large 'FAN CLUB'. I appreciate that.

But the word 'was' in your FAN email kind of shocked me for some reason.

Was 'was' supposed to be 'is'?


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WADE Fan of the Week

SARA!

Sara works hard and is a big WADE fan. Wow, what else is there to say?

She has a terrific singing voice as well.

Yep, this fine young lady is the total package.

But whatever you do, DON'T SPELL HER NAME 'S-A-R-A-H'!
(no 'H') - That's her little pet-peeve.

Congrats Sara on being ... the WADE FAN OF THE WEEK!


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #7 WINNERS


THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

This without a doubt was the best 'INTERACTIVE BLOG' yet. Thanks for coming up with some great captions!


Congrats to all our WINNERS

Let's keep it going.

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BEST CAPTION BY A STEELY-DAN FAN:
Fat Spy Vs. Fat Spy
Ed Shirak Jr.


BEST ONE-TWO PUNCH OF CAPTIONS:
"What are you gonna do, when these flabby 3-inch pythons come looking for you!"
Lonny
&
"And the new thumb wrestling champions of the world are..."
Lonny


BEST CAPTION FROM A GUY WITH A VERY VERY TIGHT HAIRCUT:
Everyone looks glamorous when the Klan holds it annual formal.
Ed Shirak


BEST CAPTION BY A FUTURE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN COVER-BAND LEAD SINGER:
Two actors who auditioned for the pawn shop scene in Pulp Fiction. Despite the rejection, they remain in good spirits and in costume.
deano


BEST CAPTION BY A CELTIC HATER/DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH FAN:
"I am dark and you are light
You are blind as a bat and I have sight
Side by side you are my amigo, negro,
Let's not fiiiiiiiight...."
Seth


BEST CAPTION FROM A GUY WHO USED TO DRIVE A VERY 'BRIGHT' CAR ("DID YOU PAY EXTRA FOR THE COLOR?")
Live! This Saturday! The 35th reunion of the original Captain Heimlich & Waldo, (pictured in their authentic costumes from the action adventure "Super Czech Heroes save the Planet", 1966). Autographs, commemorative sweatbands and more!
Flanders



BEST USE OF 'A REALITY SHOW' CAPTION:

The Swan offers ugly ducklings to transforms themselves into a beautiful swan. It offers women the incredible opportunity to undergo physical, mental and emotional transformations and follows them through the process. This groundbreaking idea culminates in a pageant in which one woman will be crowned "The Ultimate Swan."
CP


WINNERS OF BEST CAPTIONS WITH A REFERENCE TO WADE'S ONE MAN SHOW, PENGUIN
Due to global warming, penguins everywhere began to melt.
You, Annie, Can Call Me Al

Mama & Papa Penguin after their sons show.
Eric D

BEST REFERENCE TO A WADE SHOW THAT TOOK PLACE AT THE ACME UNDERGROUND
Joe V. Wade: The Rematch
Summer 2025
matt sears


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Rainy Monday, WADE hungry!

Boy, am I hungry!

I just ate two sandwiches (turkey on wheat) that I made and brought from home!

I also have an apple (yellow one) and a Butterfinger bar!


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CONGRATS Greg Willenbucher and FAMILY!

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March 27, 2005

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HAPPY EASTER, WORKING HARD AT NBC SPORTS:



BIG SUNDAY here at NBC SPORTS!
One of the best in the business, sportscaster Ms. Andrea Joyce is here.
Barry (my buddy) is not working today.
I am working extremely hard today (that's a given).

OKAY, WHAT WAS FOR EASTER DINNER AT NBC SPORTS?:
Chicken pot pie, green beans, salad. And... a diet Sprite.


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March 26, 2005

READY TO ROCK TONIGHT IN NYC

SEE WADE LIVE!
SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC


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PEOPLE IN HOBOKEN WITH DOGS:


.
Look very closely at this photo.

You see what this dog owner is doing?
Look again?
Do you know what I'm getting at?
I love dogs, don't get me wrong!

Let's make this a clean city!
Free of dog poopie.

Okay?
BAG IT!
Thanks you.

This has been a public service announcement from a guy who's step in his share of Hobken Poopie!

Cheers!


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March 25, 2005

NCAA BASKETBALL FANS...


HOW AWESOME IS THIS GUY?

Seriously, Clark Kellog is the man! I've worked with him for a few NCAA playoffs and as a person, he's top notch. And as a sportscaster... DICKIE V, stay home, CLARK IS THE REAL DEAL!

Keep up the great work, Clark.


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PATTY FITZ HELPS OUT


WADE PREMIERE/EXCLUSIVE:

I'll be honest with you folks, sometimes I hide my emotions. Okay, most of the time I do. It's tough, I'm a shy guy. That's that.

BUT THANKS IN PART TO MY PAL, PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr aka 'the man of a 1,000 faces/emotions'), I can show you lovely people how I really feel on a particular day, by just posting a photo of PAT.

(make sense?)

SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY WADE?:
Glad you asked. Well, today... I am feeling like .... (look at the photo).

Confused.
A tad hungover.
Somewhat ready to rumble.



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EXECUTIVE DECISIONS.


I know Fortune 500 executives have to make big financial decisions EVERY DAY (like this guy!)!


WELL, WHAT ABOUT WADE?
I have tough decisions too! Seriously! Like what am I going to eat for lunch.
I am so hungry right now (only had a little cream of wheat for breakfast).


1)Emerald Planet - 9 bucks for a wrap. But usually they are half decent.

2) Pizza (Nope, can't do it. Had 2 slices last night)

3) Buffalo Wings (Nope, snuck one out of the kitchen of a pub last night. Got my fill of them. - note: If you go to that particular pub, keep this fact on the ol' DL).

4) McD's - no way!

5) Sushi (get out of town, I don't do raw fish)

6) Go to a supermarket buy a roll! Go to a deli, get some meat. Make a sandwich. (what? NO! Not gonna happen).

7) Walk around the floor and see if anybody is willing to give me some free food (I've done this many times, but not today).

8) Just go buy a salad! (had one yesterday, no- thank you very much)

DECISIONS, DECISIONS


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FOR THE TWO ACCOUNTANTS...:

I MET AT THE LOCAL BAR

ACCT #1"You're a comedian, make me laugh!"


WADE: (Speechless)



Man, nothing like being put on the spot.

Well, Wade saves it, he saves it for the stage

or the deli (click here)



or

SEE WADE LIVE!
SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC


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March 24, 2005

WADE SPENDS $8.30 FOR A...

WADE EXCLUSIVE:
SALAD!

Incredible. The price for eating healthy. But you know, I'm working hard. I needed good food in my system.

(PS they asked me if I wanted bread with it... and I said, "For that price... YEAHA!"


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HOBOKEN HERO...



HOBOKEN HERO OF THE WEEK:
Oscar the PATH TRAIN CONDUCTOR -#44

Oscar is the man! Opened the shut doors (one last time) so I could get into the leaving train.

I wasn't late for work because of you, Oscar!

Thanks Pal!


Other notes of interest:
It's a lousy rainy day out there. But I am working so so so so extremely hard.

I had a bagel and coffee at Dunkin Donuts today!

11 DAYS TILL THE REDSOX START THE SEASON AS DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPS!!!!

How great is that?


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ANT...

SITS IN ON THE NEWS FOR HOWARD STERN

THE COMIC IS ON STERN TODAY.

This is the most shocking news from the Stern Show in a while.


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March 23, 2005

BEST BROWNIES OTHER THAN MY MOTHER'S

GOD BLESS AMY! WHAT TERRIFIC BROWNIES!!!!
My friend Amy made us brownies!!!!!

Thanks Amy!

(I ate 3)


WADE DIET STATUS:
Out the window!


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #7



THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE!

The past 6 weeks you have all been great! JUST GREAT!
Congrats to all our WINNERS!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...


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March 22, 2005

HOBOKEN BI-ATHALON changed to TRI-ATHALON!

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WADE EXCLUSIVE


GOLDEN TEE ADDED TO HOBOKEN BI-ATHALON! NOW IT WILL BE THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHALON!
COMING SOON!



THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON COMING SOON- FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM
DARTS
POOL (8 ball) and
*****GOLDEN TEE!

PLAYER PROFILES:

JEFF (Sir Walter's brother. A tough guy. Loves darts and Golden Tee. Not sure how he is at 8-ball. Just entered the competition and is the odds on favorite to win this thing! Home field advantage)

SIR WALTER (Has watched 'The Color of Money' 10 times. Homefield advantage as well. Quiet, but confident. Wouldn't be shocked if he won the whole thing.)



PATTY FITZ (aka Ed Jr. He's a talker. Heard he's good at darts - currently ranked #2 - darts only. Very good at 8-ball, so he claims. Says he's never played Golden Tee, I believe he's a Golden Tee shark and has the game in his apt. )

NICKOLAI (ranked #1 dart player in Boken. Heard he plays a mean game of 8-ball. Shaved his head for charity. Good guy. Could possibly turn into a loose cannon in the Tri-antalon! That would only up his game. Knows the Golden Tee game like the back of his hand. Likes the Mets.)



WADE (85% ready for the TRI-ATHALON, gotta watch this guy. Would drink 4 oz of beer out of a sneaker for $40. Has heart and guts! Determination. The darkhorse of the TRI-ATHALON. Gunning for Patty Fitz and Nickolai. Can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk?)


MIKE C
(aka ED Jr. Nice guy. Class act. But can he handle any of the events in the TRI-ATHOLON? We'll see. He has a VERY low ranking. Could possibly be the 'Cinder-Fella' of the TRI-ATHOLON. Only person in competition with a mananger/girl pal.)

___________________________
THE HOBOKEN TRI-ATHOLON
COMING SOON-
FULL COVERAGE HERE ON ADAMWADE.COM
DARTS
POOL (8 ball) and
*****GOLDEN TEE!


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KAREN GIVES WADE FIRST ICED COFFEE OF THE YEAR!



CONGRATS TO KAREN AT THE 7th St and Washington St Dunkin Donuts in Hoboken!

Yep, she got me my first Ice Coffee (medium with cream and sugar)
of the year. It might be a 'few' weeks to early, but damn it was good.


(shhhh... I also had a corn muffin, the Wade diet is going down the drain.)


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WADE LIVE THIS SATURDAY!


SAT MARCH 26th - 8pm
THE SHARKSHOW
Parkside Lounge
317 E. Houston St.
(corner of Attorney)
$5
NYC


This is without a doubt is one of my favorite shows to perform at!
The Sharkshow boys don't disappoint!


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March 21, 2005

LET DOWN BY BOSTON MARKET IN HOBOKEN!

Lord, did they let me down tonight!

this is an audio post - click to play


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HOW I BLEW $40 bucks

So I was at the bar Saturday and my foot was itchy.
I took my sneaker off to itch.

Suddenly my buddy Jeff (Sir Walter's brother) offered me $20 if I drank some beer out of my sneaker.

MY NEW BALANCE sneaker is like a year old and stinky.
I had to think about it.

Then someone else (I am confused NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ) offered me another $20.

$40 total!

I was willing to do it, until NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ (the one who DIDN'T offer me another $20) said, YEAH, you gotta drink the whole beer out of your sneaker.

(why couldn't they just mind their own business?)

Damn! They sneaker-blocked me. I swear I could've done it (like a sip), but not a whole beer. I can't remember who I am supposed to be mad at.
I guess I got pretty drunk on Saturday night (3 beers - home by 12:06am).
Go figure.


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CELEBRITY SIGHTING: BEN STILLER

AT ROLL ROASTER.
I had my lunch break and headed over Roll Roaster on 3rd Ave and 11th St.

I ordered a roast beef medium roaster and... I heard this voice behind me.

I MOVED AWAY FROM THE COUNTER (they have signs that say that!),
and guess who ordered a chicken roaster with cheese fries?

Yep, Ben Stiller (incognito with a black hooded sweatshirt covering his hair).

I was feeling shy, but when I left I notice him glancing at me and I said, "Stills, you gotta order the roast beef roaster next time, it's the best."

He looked shocked for some reason, then I left.


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #6 WINNERS


BIG WEEK!

Saturday night I was at a bar and one of the loyal visitors to this site said, "Man, your INTERACTIVE BLOG #6 this week was a tough one this week. I had nothing!"

I was very impressed at myself (just kidding).

HERE ARE WEEK #6 'CAPTION' WINNERS!

OVERALL WINNER:
March 16, 2026: Screen grab from "The Adam Wade & His Best Friends Super Fun Show", the pilot (and only) episode. Show title: "Uncle Joe goes to the urologist". Dr Clownie & Nurse Froggie prepare for the exam. Show topic: scare the hell out your children.
Flanders

WINNER OF 'RELATING TO A CURRENT EVENT CAPTION':
Business as usual today at the Michael Jackson trial, where the D.A. used a handcrafted marionette to show the jury exactly what Mr. Jackson is accused of. This surprising tactic drew numerous objections from Mr. Jackson's lawyer, Bobo the clown puppet. Mr. Jackson could not be reached for comment from inside the box, although periodic moans of pleasure were heard.
Seth

BEST GONZO 'CAPTION':
Hunter S. Thompson arrives in the afterlife.
deano

BEST 'CAPTION' MADE BY A MEMBER OF THE SHIRAK FAMILY
Lenny was always unpredictable. He was always threatening to put a foot up Stan's ass,but clearly Stan was not prepared for THIS. Meanwhile, Bosco looks on in horror, as he silently reminds himself never to shake Lenny's hand again.
Ed Shirak

BEST CAPTION BY A FUTURE N.Y. PRESS WRITER:
The Vatican's efforts to draw in the younger crowd for confession.
matt sears

BEST 'I GIVE UP CAPTION'
I can't compete. Everyone is killing!
Lonny

BEST CAPTION BY A FOXY MAMA:
"Listen here you dummy...I told you to wait for the cue. Now get out'ta here, you and that weirdo you rode in on. I'm a busy guy. I got a show to do..."
thefoxymama


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CLOUDY MONDAY!

WADE IS WORKING HARD!

Eating some cream of wheat with BROWN SUGAR!
Last night I stayed up till 3am trying to get my DVD burner to work.
I am working on a VERY SPECIAL PROJECT and have the first cut done.
(More details soon) - no it's not porn!


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March 20, 2005

MATT WADE ON THE CELTICS BANDWAGON!


Well, what do you know... My brother MATT WADE IS BACK with a New England Sports Update. Here's his take on his favorite basketball team THE LARRY BIRD-LESS Boston Celtics.

_____________________________________________________________

Boston Celtics
Current Record: (38-29, .567)
1st place in Atlantic Divison

the rest of March:

Wed (23)- at New York (27-36), 7:30pm
Fri (25)- vs. Chicago (32-31), 7:30pm
Sat (26)- at Detroit (41-23), 7:30pm
Wed (30) vs. Dallas (42-22), 7pm

MATT WADE'S PREDICTION: The Celtics will beat New York and Chicago. The way
the C's are playing right now, I think they will beat either Detroit
(tough...in Detroit) or at home against Dallas. (3-1 for the rest of
March)

April:

Fri (1)- at Atlanta (11-54), 7:30pm
Sun (3)- vs. Philadelphia (32-33), 1pm
Tue (5)- at Washington (35-28), 7pm
Wed (6)- vs. Milwaukee (27-37), 7pm
Sat (9)- at New Jersey (30-36), 1pm
Tue (12)- at Philadelphia (32-33), 7pm
Wed (13)- at Milwaukee (27-37), 8pm
Fri (15)- vs. Miami (51-16), 7pm
Sun (17)- at Toronto (27-38), 6pm
Tue (19)- at Cleveland (34-29), 7pm
Wed (20)- vs. New Jersey (30-36), 7pm

MATT WADE'S PREDICTION: The Green can win at Atlanta, beat Philly at home,
can beat Washington and then Milwaukee and New Jersey. Expect them to
beat Philly on the 12th and on the 13th, Milwaukee. Miami wil be
tough....but it is at home. The C's can win their last three against
Toronto, Cleveand, and finishing at NJ
Boston should go 10-1 in April.

MATT WADE: If the C's go 9-2 in April (more realistic), they could finish the
year at
(50-32, .610)


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WADE GIVES GREYHOUND A RUN FOR ITS MONEY

Yeah, I have my own bus! Yep, I drive it too.

Jealous?


(thanks Big Keith)


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IF YOU'RE WATCHING...


COLLEGE B-BALL TODAY REMEMBER...
MARCH MADNESS
ADAM WADE GOT THIS MAN COFFEE!
(yep, Greg Gumbel, and I also got him BIG STUFF OREO COOKIES AND WHOLE MILK!)


FYI: Greg is a very cool guy and so is CLARK KELLOG!


(but enough of that... right now I am at another TV network)


[Shout out to Eric D!]


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'CUSE COACH FAN STIKES BACK AT WADE!


There was a harsh email that I received about my 'Cuse Orangemen's head coach comments from yesterday.

WADE
How can you call Jim Bahein
(his spelling) a cry baby, when you are a Celtics Fan. Danny Ainge is the biggest cry baby of them all.

Upset,
Jerry G.


WADE'S RETORT:
The fact you emailed me about a post on my blog makes me very happy!


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March 19, 2005

MAYBE NEXT YEAR, 'CUSE!


Bravo UVM! Gotta love that team!

What a game last night. I was in a bar with a bunch of OrangeMen, and I was cheering for Vermont! (of course, being from NH and all).

Wow, I used to jinx teams and now...

Go UVM!
and for that matter...

Go Celtics!

Go New England!

Boy, the 'Cuse coach (yes, I know his name, but will not printed) was really acting like a cry baby during the game! That in itself was a victory!


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March 18, 2005

WORKING HARD FRIDAY! TAKE 4 (4:20pm)


Hey there - SOMETHING NEW TO THE BLOG!

I will be adding to this one post throughout the day:
Keep checking in.

ITALIAN TUNA UPDATE:
-Woke up extremely early and brought the IT into work today.

I got an extra sandwich for Chelsea who I planned on meeting up with for lunch.

(photo: Ms Peretti)

She called me at 1pm and told me she wasn't going to be able to meet up with me until 1:45pm -2pm. And I BROKED DOWN! Seriously, I was so hungry. I actually ate my ITALIAN TUNA sandwich at my work cubible at 1:33pm. (And... this sounds awful, I almost ate her IT sandwich too.)

I met up with Chelsea at 2pm and gave her 'her' sandwich. She had a look of deep disappointment that I had already eaten mine.

I guess I made it a very awkward lunch. BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW? Chelsea seemed to enjoy the sandwich, though she thought it was a bit soggy. I have to agree with her. You gotta eat the IT right away.



FULL ST PAT'S NIGHT RECAP

PAT's Birthday! The best bartender in all of BOKEN!
-Pat's cake
(photo coming soon)


LAST NIGHT IT WAS A WHO'S WHO IN HOBOKEN!

-Guess who shaved his head????
Answer - Ed Sr. (left)

-Guess who gave constructive crits about this blog?
Answer - ALL THREE OF THEM


-How many beers did Wade nurse
2 1/2 Bud lights (to be exact)


-Cousin John alert -was he there?

Oh yeah! And he was in top form!

WHAT ABOUT THE FISH?

YES! The Number 1 ranked dart player in Hoboken was representing (with his first haircut NOT at D&V in some time)


What about Ed JR (Hoboken's #2 Dart Player?)

Ed Jr (photo left) left the St Pat's party and saved the day with a B DAY cake for Pat from Malibu Diner!
Bravo Ed JR.!!!!!
What a class act!

AND GUESS WHO WAS WORKING VERY HARD ON ST PAT'S DAY:

Miss Erin!



OTHER NOTES OF IMPORTANCE:

I love my bosses here at MTV (FYI: they will looking over my blog later on in the day)


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March 17, 2005

AWKWARD!

My hands were getting very dry. So my co-worker Claresa let me borrow some hand lotion and now I REALLY REALLY REALLY smell GIRLY!

(she did warn me)

My hands were... seriously so so so dry!

Now I just feel very... awkward.

I smell like a coconut.


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WADE HERO OF THE WEEK:


JESSICA
My friend Jessica works on the same floor as me, and when I came back from lunch today...

There was two freshly baked cookies chocolate chip cookies with green coloring (for St. Pats day... I beleive) and a handful of my favorite Brach's cinnamon hard candy!!!



My other friend Jeremy works on my floor, too. He DIDN'T get me ANYTHING! There's a chance he could be the HERO next week, if he plays his cards right.


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ST PATS ODDS AND ENDS


R.I.P. to the monster!

Odds and Ends:

-Breakfast included a plain bagel with cream cheese.

-Yeah, I just took an AIRBORNE tablet but I can't stop sneezing!

-The weather is nice, sunny and about 45.

-College B. Ball

-Pat the bartender will be at my favorite pub tonight in Hoboken

-Baseball/Steriods!


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March 16, 2005

WIL THE COMPUTER GUY IS THE MAN!

I have a new(er) faster computer thanks to my NEW friend, Wil.

Wil hooked me up with a superfast computer and I am very excited.

I now have a sign on my cubicle that says 'WIL IS THE MAN!!!!'

Bravo Wil. You deserve a raise!


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #6


THE FUN KEEPS ON ROLLING HERE ON THIS SITE! BRAVO!

The past 5 weeks you have all been great!
Let's keep it going.

WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...


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WADE EXCLUSIVE:

Keep this on the DL,
I may be getting a new(er) computer at work today.
Currently the one I am working on his 9 years old.

Cross your fingers.

I finally ate my left over cream of wheat today for breakfast and it was god awful.

Here comes the computer guy...
Gotta fun!


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March 15, 2005

WADE DIET CONFESSION AUDIO

WADE DIET CONFESSION:
this is an audio post - click to play


Ate a donut today!

There I said it. Are you happy?

First donut in 3 months.

I'm a mess, a mess I tell ya.


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TOUGH TO BLOG ON A 12 YEAR OLD COMPUTER

(3rd attempt at this post)

I just got an email saying 'What up with the blog Wade? So far, it's been lame this week."

Well, so sorry, but the boy (meaning me) has to work. As most of you know 'WADE WORKS HARD.'


Found out 2 things today at the new job here at MTV!

FREE BEVERAGES!
Coke, DC, and Hi C fruit punch - all free!!!!

COPY/FAX MACHINE IS THE PLACE TO HANG OUT:
Haven't met anyone there yet, just massive awkward glances, and one lady cut me in line to fax something and didn't offer to help. YES, I looked like needed help.


Zut Alors.
(that's French folks)


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WADE HAS SKILLS!

I just got an email saying 'What up with the blog Wade? So far, it's been lame this week."

Well, so sorry, but the boy (meaning me) has to work. As most of you know 'WADE WORKS HARD.'


Found out 2 things today at the new job here at MTV!

FREE BEVERAGES!
Coke, DC, and Hi C fruit punch - all free!!!!

COPY/FAX MACHINE IS THE PLACE TO HANG OUT:
Haven't met anyone there yet, just massive awkward glances, and one lady cut me in line to fax something and didn't offer to help. YES, I looked like needed help.


Zut Alors.
(that's French folks)


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HOW OLD IS WADE'S COMPUTER AT WORK?:


Seriously, it is old!

Beware the Ides of March! - Bill Shakes


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March 14, 2005

WADE: I HAVE FOUND LOVE!


wadebrita
Originally uploaded by WADE1.
Yes, my days of carry jugs of water are over. I am really really into BRITA!!!


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #5 WINNERS:


Thanks for the overwhelming participation on the INTERACTIVE BLOG sessions. Now here are the winners for #4.

Captions that you the visitor to this blog think best represents this photo.

THE OVERALL WINNER (simply because she creatively used the term 'joy juice)':

Mr. Smiley says "don't forget to drink your joy juice each and every day (then you can sit around and look dumb like me...doh)!!"
thefoxymama |

SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE BIG ONE AWARD GOES TO:
Scene from "Magical Mystery Tour" that ended on the cutting room floor. A young David Johannsen sings "We all live in a yellow paperbag.."
Ed Shirak Jr. |

After he turned 18, Billy was never asked back to Neverland Ranch. But at least he still had his memories - and lots of souvenirs, including tub toys and a special mug for 'happy juice'.
Julie |

HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO:
The question-mark guy's archenemy, smiley-face guy, hawks his wares.
seanpdean |

Stanley usually sold only small hand held yellow items, but after the big smiley bucket got stuck and stretched out his forehead, it became his specialty item.
MK |

BEST USE OF AN EX SNL CAST MEMBER:
Hey look, it's the movie poster for the new Rob Schneider movie, "The Copy Guy."
Lonny |

BEST NICKNAME FOR THIS GUY:
Twelve miles later, Tall-Headed Larry's hairline continued to recede.
matt sears |



STAY TUNED THIS WEDNESDAY FOR #5!!!!!


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WADE MAKES VERY BAD LUNCH CHOICES

I went out at Astor place to a deli and got a roast beef sandwich with mayo, lett, tom and American cheese.

Not good, very red - but I still ate it.

And I had cheese 'Dipsy Doodles'

And I had Animal Crackers ($2.00)

(I paid for all the of above)

AND I ATE FAST!


POST LUNCH WRAP:
Not happy with my choices


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NEW JOB, OLD OLD OLD OLD COMPUTER!

Started a new job at MTV today. Very excited.
Somehow they switch the cubicles around and I am now stuck with a "clunker" (what the floor computer guy called it) for a computer.

Yes, for all you geeks out there, it is a DELL (Optiplex GX1)

INTEL
PENTIUM... II


****Bonus points to anybody that knows when Pentium IIs first came out.

I think it was 1996.


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March 13, 2005

WADE THE VICTIM OF A PRACTICAL JOKE!

NOT A HAPPY CAMPER!
While going to the bathroom a few moments ago at NBC SPORTS, some 'funny guy' thought he'd play a joke on me and SHUT the lights off while I was... going potty.

FYI: I didn't find it funny.
(see photo)


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ARENA FOOTBALL AT NBC SPORTS


Happy to be working here with my buddy Barry (see photo).


I am working hard (no joke).

(free food)
They had noodles and white sauce today and... strips of bacon. My friend Pete told me to put the bacon in the noodles and... it was actually pretty good like that.

(free beverage)
And I am currently drinking Diet Sprite and Tropicana Ruby Red Grapefruit juice mixed. It's got a great taste.


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March 12, 2005

If you are on this blog right now you must...

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH - THE MATT WADE'S






Which one of these guys is Adam's brother Matt?


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WADE IN LIVE BROOKLYN TOMORROW!

SUNDAY NIGHT
MARCH 13th
SPEAKEASY @
Spoken Words Cafe
226 4th Ave
Park Slope, Brooklyn
Show starts at 7pm
$5

N/R to Union Street Station

Featuring:
Sherry Weaver
James Braly
Andy Christie,
Andrew Lederer
Joe Limone
and more!


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BUSY SATURDAY DAY AT NBC SPORTS


MY co-worker Lisa lost her cell-phone. Good luck finding it/getting a new one Lisa

I am working hard (of course)! Just had a grilled chicken sandwich - thanks Arnie, Dan and Anna!

My buddy Barry is working today. Barry is the best!!!!!!!!!


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March 11, 2005

ITALIAN TUNA DAY 2005

My friend Chelsea came to try the Italian Tuna.

Movie clips and photos coming soon.

FYI: She loved the Italian Tuna!!!!!


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PRE-ST PAT'S DAY PARADE IN HOBOKEN LAST WEEK...



Needless to say, it was a great parade!!!

Stay Tune to this blog all next week for St. Pat's Coverage with highlights from last weeks Hoboken St. Pat's parade.


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PATTY FITZ (aka ED S. JR.)



THE #2 RANKED DARTBOARD PLAYER IN HOBOKEN!

Cheers Pat. Have a great day!

You are a good man.

And a decent dart player


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March 10, 2005

ST PATTY'S DAY EARLY FOR WADE!


s
Look at this corn beef and cabage!

On rye!

Oh yes.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(eaten at 10th and Park, Hoboken)


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MATTY WADE RETURNS WITH REDSOX UPDATE


Not only is Matt Wade the best brother in the world, he is probably the most faithful fan the Boston Red Sox could ever have. (He is also gets mistaken for Howie Long)





Let's look at the Red Sox and Yankee's LFs:

LF- Boston's Manny Ramirez hit .308 last year, with a league-leading 43
HR's, and had 130 RBI. Hideki Matsui hit .298 last season with 31 HR's,
and had 108 RBI. In the last two years, Ramirez has 80 HR's. Matsui has
47. In the last two seasons, Ramirez has 234 RBI. Matsui has 214. In
2003, Matsui hit .287 to Ramirez's .325. Matsui had a .522 SLG and a
.390 OBP. Ramirez had a .613 SLG (91 points better) and a .397 OBP.
(very close to Matsui) Granted Matsui had a great season, but Manny is a
better outfielder and is a better hitter. Manny is ranked #4 for
outfielders and Matsui is #8.-----Edge: RAMIREZ over Matsui


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TOMORROW IS FRIDAY AND I AM NOT WORKING!

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two words:

ITALIAN


TUNA!


Two more words:

FIORE'S


HOBOKEN!


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WADE BRITA UPDATE!



Really enjoying this Brita thing!
Wow!

Great tasting water.

Since I bought it I've been drinking a lot more water.

Water is good for you.

My days of lugging around jugs of water from delis are over.


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March 9, 2005

REVIEW ON THE 'Clipper White Tea'



First of all I want to thank Ms. Chelsea Peretti for telling me about the Clipper White Tea (Peppermint Flavor).

I have been very excited to try this tea.

She knew that I had looked around the bowels of Hoboken for this particular tea and wound up empty handed. She showed me the way... to 'The Holy Grail' of markets along the streets of St. Marks Place in New York City. And when we got to the counter, guess who bought the tea for me. (I am getting very emotional right now, yep, CP!). Following a few minutes of conversation about filing Income Taxes with the cashier in the background, we left the place and soon enough I was back in my Hoboken apartment making myself some REAL tea.

And guess what..? it was AWESOME!

!


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THE BIG SHOT: MATT WADE


HERE IS A 2 MINUTE MINI DOCUMENTARY ON THE BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD, MATT WADE!

Matty is the best!
When things get tough, I always seem to get a phone call from him or a text message and of course I have no choice but to smile.






Thanks Matty.


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #4



Hello good people.

Thanks for the overwhelming participation on the past 2 INTERACTIVE BLOG sessions. Now here is #4.

Please come up with a caption that you think best represents this photo.

A Winner will named this Monday.
Good luck!


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March 8, 2005

SIR WALTER, THE JAMES DEAN OF HOBOKEN


How cool is this guy?

VERY COOL!


Walter is the man.







THE REBELS!


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TOUGH DAY FOR A. WADE!

Today has been a tough day for me, AND it's snowing real bad out, too.


HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THE TOUGH DAY?
I just bought a Brita!


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NEIL YOUNG'S DEAD MAN





Neil Young's experimental musical opus is the score to Jim Jarmusch's film Dead Man (1995). If you are a die hard fan of Young, you will love this album. Some feedback, and distortion but mainly several haunting renditions of one riff. An added bonus is audio of Johnny Depp reading William Blake poems.

This album is perfect for the iPod especially if you have it on shuffle. Let yourself be suprised.

The preferred time to listen to this album (if there is one), is on a long car-ride or train-ride. It's dark out and of course it's raining. It will complete the mood.

Like a fine Scotch. You may need an acquired taste to this, but... ahhh well worth it.

A gem you keep hidden for particular times and particular moods.

Listen to samples of 'DEAD MAN' here.


WADE GETS PERSONAL:
I bought this album my sophomore year in college after my brother mailed me a newspaper review of it. I was president of my school's film society and we had the movie playing there in the Spring (where I got to see it free- hey, I was the prez).

I loved both the movie and the soundtrack. Had the movie poster on my wall through my senior year.


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LAST NIGHT WAS JOURNEY IN ITSELF!....

Many details to come today!

Right now I am stuck in the dubroom (the 21st century's copy room).

But it was a magnificent night and I went home with... some PEPPERMINT WHITE TEA!!!!

(THAT IN ITSELF IS INCREDIBLE!)


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March 7, 2005

EVEN AN ELEVATOR OPERATOR HAS HIS...


...Ups and Downs. - George Tag

WADE'S HERO OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO:

Manny the elevator guy at Wade's Work.

Manny always says 'hi' to me and we always talk about the weather. He sings alot. He seems to like the Bee Gees the best. If there's a Bee Gee's song on the elevator he does a little dance too!

Manny doesn't like baseball but LOVES football (soccer).

Manny has 12 kids and 22 grandkids.

Manny calls me 'Little Billy' for no reason that I know of.

Manny, congrats on being the WADE'S HERO OF THE WEEK.


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #3 WINNER (S)


THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED THE PAST 3 WEEKS!!!!
Keep up the great work.

(STAY TUNED FOR THE INTERACTIVE BLOG #4 THIS WEDNESDAY!)

Here's the captions people came up with a caption that best represents this photo.

3 WINNERS (yes, 3 way tie)
1) Lumpy soon realized that just because he was a midget, didn't mean he couldn't thrive at marbles. -Ed Shirak

2) It's official Mavis. I've discovered the world's largest dingleberry." - Lonny

3) Dotty didn't have the heart to tell poor Lamar that most yo-yos have string. -Ed Shirak Jr.


BEST ANTI-YANKEE ENTRY:
A-Rod in sixty years reenacting the slap in game six of the 2004 ALCS. "I thought it was a good, smart play on my part." -seanpdean

HONORABLE MENTION:
"I've got to see a doctor about these kidney stones." -Julie

The staff at Elderville Retirement Villa had no idea the effect a viewing of "Footloose" would have on the residents. -matt sears

"On your mark, get set...you won't beat me this time, Ball!" -Flanders


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COFFEE AND A BAGEL!

Yep. It's a sunny day here in NYC. About 50 degrees. I love it! I love it!

Working hard as usual and I am actually going to purchase a couple of PAPER SHREDDARS today. How can things possibly get any better? (But they will, right?)

I went to Johnny's Diner on 25th today and had me a plain bagel with grape jelly and a cup of coffee (strong). It was $1.35 and I left 2 bucks on the counter. I am one kind fellow.


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March 6, 2005

BUSY DAY AT NBC SPORTS!


WADE WORKING HARD AS USUAL! ARENA FOOTBALL, FEEL THE ACTION

Busy day!
My buddy Barry is here! Barry is the best (see photo)!
(Haven't had the chance to talk to him - I am that busy!)

Fred from Hoboken is doing the lights today. He does great work.
Of course Seth is here, he's excited about the Yankees.

Not much for lunch, a couple pieces of raisin toast, and potato chips.

And a cup of hot chocolate, ALL FREE OF COURSE.

We might be getting pizza later too.


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WADE UPSETS DELI GUY!


I was 'looking over' all his bottles of Pepsi

I read this thing on-line on 'METHODSHOP.COM' about how Pepsi is giving away free songs from iTunes in some of their bottles of Pepsi (under the caps), and how you can tell which bottles are winners.

The deli guy didn't seem too happy with me taking 15 Pepsi bottles out of the his cooler and carefully examining them.


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March 5, 2005

BASEBALL FANTASY CAMP...


I WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS IN 10-15 YEARS.
Forget a sportscar or a new young hot wife.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT!!!!!!

And only if my brother Matt does it with me.

Flanders do you got game, too?
What about SEANPDEAN?
Lonny?
GTP?
The Ed Shiraks?


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March 4, 2005

WADE BUYS A CAR! WOW!

(note: mom and dad if you are reading this, it isn't a real car)

Yep, I bought a car, finally, MY FIRST CAR!

I just bought my first car and guess what?

It only cost $110.

This isn't a typo. I actually paid $110 for it.

I can't wait to take it out for a spin around Hoboken.

Look out ladies! Seriously, look out. I don't got breaks.

BEEP BEEP!


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ANOTHER REASON I LOVE... YOU KNOW WHAT!

At Starbucks in NYC (everyday) it is $4.29 for a GRANDE MOCHA LATTE!

At Fiore's in Hoboken (only on Fridays) it is $4.25 for an Italian Tuna Sandwich!

Do the math folks.


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ONE OF MY TOP 5 TV SHOWS EVER!



DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH SEASON ONE NOW ON DVD

This show is the best (bless Seth from NBC SPORTS for loaning me the DVD).

I have instant nostalgia because I used to watch this at my grandmother and great Aunt Arety's on Saturday nights in elementary school and junior high, plus my own junior high school memories.

The show is not a SITCOM, it's actually more like an afterschool special (the type of content), but more REAL! As the viewer, you are interested in these characters, they are not prototypes, but seem more genuine and that's what really makes the show special. The camera work and total production is very low-rate but it works. No this isn't 'THE BICYCLE THIEF' but then again it's not 'Growing Pains' but it is very cinema verte'-esque in some ways. I'd compare it with both Bruce Paltrow's shows 'The White Shadow' and 'St. Elsewhere'.

I watched an episode two nights ago dealing with teens shoplifting and when the friends who got caught, realized what they did was wrong and looked and smiled at each other (yes, now they are friends again and will do homework together) I got a bit teary eyed.

AWE WADE! Seriously, you gotta check it out.


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SERIOUSLY, I MISS THE OLD I.T.

ANOTHER FRIDAY WITHOUT MY BELOVED ITALIAN TUNA MY MOST FAVORITE SANDWICH IN THE WORLD -FROM FIORE'S DELI IN HOBOKEN, NJ


Love Hurts
Nazareth lyrics by Roy "the boy" Orbison

Love hurts, Love scars, Love wounds and mars
Any heart not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts

I'm young, I know, But even so
I know a thing or two - I learned from you
I really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Love is like a flame It burns you when it's hot
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts

Some fools think of happiness, blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves, I guess
They're not foolin' me
I know it isn't true I know it isn't true
Love is just a lie made to make you blue
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true
Love is just a lie made to make you blue
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts
Ooo-oo, Love hurts Ooo-oo


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March 3, 2005

WADE HAS A HOT DATE THIS FRIDAY!



No joke! This is my date. I will be spending all night with my friend's dog, Brandi.
Brandi is a fine dog, honestly!


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WADE DRINKING BOTH COFFE AND GREEN TEA



WADE EXCLUSIVE

YES, it's true.


Yesterday I started back up on green tea.

I put an UNNAMED artificial sweetener (though I was told it is bad for me, right here on the site)

I am only drinking one cup of coffee a day. That's it!

WHITE TEA?:
All in good time.


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GETTING SOME... HITS!



HERE IS WHY:

GO TO GOOGLE.com search engine

(click 'image' search)

then type:

DAYTIME EMMYS

This will be the third image to appear.


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WHEN THIS LADY TAKES YOUR ORDER...


You know breakfast is gonna be good.

Meet Antonette, she is the waitress at Diana's in Hoboken. She is taking my order which at this particular date was:

THE SPECIAL
-2 eggs over easy
-toast
-pancakes
-homefries
-juice
-coffee

5 stars = service
5 stars = food


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SORRY JASMINE!

One of the loyal visitors to this site (The dear Jasmine) was thrown for a loop.

Why?

When my webmaster buddy Jonny combined all my sites to 'ADAMWADE.COM' we forgot to have one last post on the old blog to redirect people to the NEW CURRENT site.

Once we realized this... it was too late. There's no way of going back.


So people keep going to the old site and have noticed it hasn't been updated since Feb 19th, 2005.

Hopefully, others who have been thrown for a loop will somehow find my new home.


Once again, I am sorry!


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March 2, 2005

NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!

THERE'S A BOWLING TEAM AT MY WORK CONSISTING OF ONLY WOMEN!

I can't believe this. So, so, so, so unfair.

They never asked any of the guys in the office to be a part of their 'team'.

They named their team THE DYNAMITE TOADS.

I wanted to start an ALL-MENS team in our office but all the guys here are married with children (they can't stay out on a weeknight and drink and bowl).

(Top row l-r: Candy, Dallas, Tiffany
Bottom Row: Jordan and Sasha)


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QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Since I put a couple quotes on my site yesterday, I've been getting FLOODED with emails and suggestions.

Here is a great quote sent in by Eric D.

"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."

James M. Barrie
Scottish dramatist & novelist (1860 - 1937)

So true.


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #3



Hello good people.

Thanks for the overwhelming participation on the past 2 INTERACTIVE BLOG sessions. Now here is #3.

Please come up with a caption that you think best represents this photo.

A Winner will named this Monday.
Good luck!


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CLELBRITY SIGHTING: BUD COLLINS



WALKING OUT OF 'BUY BUY BABY' baby toy store in Chelsea

Yeah, I had just gotten my raisin bagel with jelly (no butter) and coffee (the green tea days are over for now), at my new favorite NYC diner (Johnny's - home of the 'Sloppy Johnny') and BAM! There he was in his bow tie with a big bag containing something he just bought.

I said, "Yo Bud!"

He looked a little surprised.

"30 Luv," I then yelled. (he is a tennis TV guy - that's a tennis term)

He looked at me confused.

"ACE!" I yelled, and just kept walking.

He just stood there VERY confused.


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March 1, 2005

WADE GETS DEEP! REAL DEEP!

"A room without a book is like a body without a soul"
- Cicero


Think about this


"A day without Wade is a wasted day."
- WADE


or

"A day without Wade is like a day without sunshine!"

- WADE



BONUS QUOTE

"I know my looks don't gleem, you can't have it all when you're the sunbeam!"
- WADE


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MATT WADE IS BACK!



Not only is Matt Wade the best brother in the world, he is probably the most faithful fan the Boston Red Sox could ever have. (He is also gets mistaken for Kurt Russell)

Matty writes a sports column blog.

This is Matty's first of the year:

IT APPEARS THE RED SOX ARE A BETTER TEAM THAN THE $200 MILLION YANKEES
IN 2005


(Today: Positions 2, 3, and 4)

By: Matt Wade

CATCHING: Jason Varitek vs. Jorge Posada. Varitek hit .296 last year.
Posada hit .272 (that's 24 points). Both catchers played in 137 games.
Varitek had 137 hits, Posada had 122 hits. Varitek had 10 stolen bases.
Posada had 1. Varitek had 223 total bases. Posada had 216. Posada's
average fell 9 points from 2003. Varitek's increased by 23 points.
'Sports Weekly' stated recently about Posada "he may be the next guy to
reach that age where everyone wonders if he's close to losing it."
Edge: BOSTON.



1ST BASE: Kevin Millar vs. Jason Giambi. Let's start with Giambi. He had
a press conference a few weeks ago with manager Joe Torre by his side,
and didn't mention the word 'steroid' once. Giambi played in a whopping
80 games last year, hit .208 (Tony Clark had a better year), hit 12
HR's, and had only 40 RBI. He had 264 at-bats and had 55 hits. He
managed to get 0.688 hits per-game last year. Could become possible
trade bait. Millar hit a solid .297 in 2004 (89 points higher than
Giambi), had 151 hits, 74 RBI's, and 18 HR's. Millar had a .383 OBP.
Giambi's OBP was .342. Millar improved his average by 21 points from
2003; Giambi went down 42 points. Edge: BOSTON

2ND BASE: Please. Tony Womack hit .226 in 2003 with 2 home runs and 22
RBI's for Arizona, Colorado, and Chicago (NL). Last year in St. Louis he
hit .307, with 5 HR's, and 38 RBI's. He had a .349 OBP. Mark Bellhorn
hit .264 last year, but Bellhorn is hitting 9th in the line-up for
Boston and Womack is expected to hit lead-off. Bellhorn had 82 RBI's
(and batted #2 for many games), had a .373 OBP, finished with a .444
SLG, while Womack had a .385 SLG. Bellhorn had 232 total-bases, while
Womack had 213. Bellhorn had a lot more power than Womack. When the game
is on the line or your team is down by a run, who would you rather have
at the plate. Womack hit a home run less than once a month. Bellhorn
almost took down the right-field foul pole at Yankee stadium in the
ALCS---biiinnnnnggggggg! In 2002, Bellhorn had 27 HR's, Womack had 5.
Last season Bellhorn had 37 doubles. Womack had 22. Edge: BOSTON

(next column: 5, 6, 7 player positions)


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WADE FAMILY: A TRUE STORY



When I was a junior in college, during my winter break, my dad and I talked about how I wasn't really helping out around the house (like doing the laundry, doing the dishwasher, shoveling snow etc), but I WAS driving his car all over the place and not putting any gas in it.

So one afternoon in January (about a week after our spat), I was driving his motor vehicle and filled up his gas tank (on my dime!). It made me feel good about myself.

I then... decided his 'ride' deserved a little carwash since all the salt from the ground made it look dirty. Plus, there wasn't a line at the carwash, I was in and out just like that. Hey, what can I say, I love my dad.

I drove home and went into the house feeling REAL good about myself.

We (the WADE family) were all sitting around eating dinner and I told him what I did to his car and he...

FLIPPED! "Are you crazy? It's 20 below zero and you got it washed. The.. water... freeze... the engine.. no... why? Why did you do this?"

I looked at him and said, "I... just wanted to contribute to the family, that's all."

He shook his head and went and looked out the window, and then grabbed his camera and took this photo.


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FYI: THIS WEATHER SUCKS!

I hate the snow! Really! Enough!

Slush, wet, yuck!

If you told me I could go sledding and get paid for it today...

Well, then I would LOVE the snow!

Or

Build a snowman and get paid for it...
Yes, please, I am up for that.

But...

I don't want to work and mope around NYC in this weather.


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