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August 31, 2005

FIORE'S DELI IN HOBOKEN HAS A WEBSITE

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INTERACTIVE BLOG #29:

Look:

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.


OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!


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VISITORS HELP WADE'S CO-WORKERS

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?:

I don't know why this happens, but people at work think of me as the go-to-guy to give them advice.


Today, Pete in shipping emailed me the following:


Wayne,

My girlfriend and I aren't going out no more. I guess she's now my ex-girlfriend. Well I still got a bunch of her Tuperwear containers. What should I do?


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Can someone out there help me find the right answer for Pete in shipping?

You could start by telling him that your name isn't Wayne... and then inform him that his picture is identical to that of somebody else on another random website.


He calls me wayne, what am I to do?

Second
I used a different photo to protect his identity.

but he STILL NEEDS ADVICE!


um - if she wants them she can come get them from him. if he doesn't hear from her in two weeks - OUT they go in the trash.


wayne,

this bloke works in shipping, right? i say he uses his shipping skills to send the tupperware back to his former girlfriend -- with a note stating "even this tupperware was unable to keep our relationship from expiring."


or "we tried to keep it fresh -- but sometimes things just go bad, just like with tupperware."


a more uplifting, hallmark-worthy note:

my fond memories of our relationship will last longer than a twinkie stored in a tupperware container.


I gotta tell Pete that one, he'll love it!


I still can't get over the fact that you have a shipping department there.


Throw them away and forget about it! unless of course Pete is looking for a reason to contact his ex-girlfriend .....



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THE ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF THE WEEK

IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?



BARRY PEPPER IS SIR WALTER

MORE TO COME!


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August 30, 2005

GOOD-BYE APPLE, HELLO CRANBERRY JUICE

Digging Cranberry juice in a big way as of late.

Why? I have no idea, but I haven't had a drop of my once beloved apple juice in some time.

It gives me a nice kick in the the morning.


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August 29, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #28 WINNERS




INTERACTIVE BLOG #28

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.
THIS WEEK'S WINNERS :



SHORT AND SWEET, LONNY ROSS:
Huns n' Roses?
Lonny

DEANO NEVER SLOWS DOWN, THE BOSS IS IN:
axl rose is the frontman a new band -- six months after his hormone therapy went haywire. fans can expect an album called "chinese piracy" in the next year instead of the long-awaited "chinese democracy."
deano

THE MOST TRUE CAPTION FOR A GUY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW JANET AND CHRISSY:
A typical saturday night for Janet & Chrissy.
Flanders


THE JERSEY CAPTION OF THE WEEK:
"It's my life .... it's now or never bom bom bom bom bom bom" sang by the Broads BonJovi during Edgah's Thursday Night kareoke in Sea Girt, NJ.
XP


THIS STABONE GUY HAS A GOOD ONE!:
Former VH1 band's on the run contestant' HARLOW is finally back on the road and performing after a Salt Lake City judge ordered them to a 16 month stay in a federall funded
dirty slut recovering program.
stabone

EXACTLY WHAT RAN THRU WADE'S MIND WHEN HE TOOK THIS PHOTO:
"A few more wine coolers will give me the courage to take these two back to my place."
matt sears


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EXCLUSIVE: WADE LOSES 'SPARK' WITH DINER GIRL

So true.

It used to be so awesome!

I'd go in and we'd chat a few minutes and she'd smile and things were so good.

Then one day... we're no longer on a first name bases, I no longer crave her ice coffee (she either puts too much milk, or not enough milk).

I think we're breaking up.

Yes, I said it, I am 'BREAKING UP' with the diner girl and I am switching to STARBUCKS down the street.


Maybe there will be a new 'ice coffee girl' in my life over there.

Amen!


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August 28, 2005

THE ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF THE WEEK

IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?

FABIO AS FLANDERS


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August 26, 2005

COUSIN JOHN: WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE WEEK



Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.

Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.

Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.

THIS WEEK 'VIDEO GAMES AT BARS':

I wanted to see if Cousin John liked bar 'video games':
WADE: "Hey Cousin John, are you good at GOLDEN TEE?"

COUSIN JOHN: "No, but I'm great at GOLDEN SHOWERS."


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August 25, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #28




INTERACTIVE BLOG #28

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.


OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!


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August 24, 2005

PEOPLE FROM MY JOB ASK ME FOR ADVICE:

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?:

I don't know why this happens, but people at work think of me as the go-to-guy to give them advice.


Today, Pete in shipping emailed me the following:


Wayne,

My girlfriend and I aren't going out no more. I guess she's now my ex-girlfriend. Well I still got a bunch of her Tuperwear containers. What should I do?


_____________


Can someone out there help me find the right answer for Pete in shipping?


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MORE CASTING - ADAMWADE.COM M.O.W.

IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?


JOAN COLLINS and LINDA EVANS (circa 1985) as JANET AND CHRISSY


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August 23, 2005

ANOTHER EDITION OF....

(some stories need to be told)

WE WERE...

SPIRTUALLY BANKRUPT, CLOSE TO DEAD, UNINSPIRED, TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING, TOO RESTLESS TO SLEEP CORECTLY, GAINING WEIGHT.

THEN THE FOLLOWING FROM ADAM WADE ARRIVED.

- Dan Kennedy



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Note to ALL NEW YORK GIRLS: Adam Wade had a girlfriend (sort of) and was on hiatus for a few months, but it's over now... and he's back. HE'S BACK FOR YOU!



HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEYWOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE

By Adam Wade



PART 12:

WHAT DO I LOOK FORWARD TO:

I work 6-7 days a week, and at the moment I'm writing this, I'm on my 52nd day of work in a row, (WADE works hard!) but I'm gonna have this coming Saturday off, and I'm looking forward to it.

With all this work, I have my regiment down. I get up, shower, change, etc, and I go get an iced coffee at the corner, and I walk 10 blocks every morning to the subway. I take it two stops and then I walk a few blocks to work.

About two months ago I was walking to the subway, I was in a rush, and I saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She had this tight, red jumpsuit on and she kinda looked like Sandra Bullock. She was quite buxom, and she looked great!

She was walking this huge, black dog, and I just stood there and watched her go by.

I remember the spot where I was standing, and I had my iPod on. I was listening to Johnny Cash, I had 'Folsom Prison (Live)' cued up to where he says, 'Ladies and gentleman... I'm Johnny Cash." and the prisoners all start cheering for Johnny. That's right when I saw her.

It was... the best 'moment' I've had in years.
(Click here to read the rest.)





and be sure to check out:

Parts 1 - 11



SUPER-SHOUT OUT TO THE EDITOR OF
REALLYSMALLTALK.COM,
MR DAN KENNEDY!


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August 22, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #27 WINNERS



INTERACTIVE BLOG #27 WINNERS

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

THIS WEEK WAS ONCE AGAIN, SMOKING! GREAT WORK!

WINNERS:

BEST CAPTION FOR A MADE FOR TV MOVIE ON EITHER COURT TV OR LIFETIME:
Dr. Donnie Flatbush, DDS of Punta Gorda Dental Associates, was dodging questions from the local media & hamming it up for the cameras, when the insurance fraud investigaters declared, "Bingo!"
Flanders


SWEET DEANO - THE BOSS IS BACK!:
this man bought these white shoes off ebay with a winning bid of $49.85. they are the shoes that cousin eddie gave to clark griswold in national lampoon's family vacation. the man in the picture says he bought the shoes becasue his name is clark griswold, too.
deano

WADE'S SO BIG, EVEN REGULAR VISITORS TO THIS SITE HAVE GROUPIES:
Lonny lends his Dad duds from the prestigious Florida signature collection to present this week's Lonny Ross Award. And the award goes to...
Missy

LONNY ROSS! LONNY ROSS! LONNY ROSS!:
Heywood Jablowme's first day at his new job after being banned from the adult entertainment industry for substance abuse.

"Welcome to the kitchenware department at Sears. My name is Haywood, how may I help you? You have a clogged drain? Funny, that was the title of one of the movies I was in."

b/t/w
welcome Missy...to adamwade.com. Your life will never be the same.
Lonny


SO TRUE, SO TRUE, MR STABONE:
Ladies and Gentleman I am Barry Goldwaters, I am your companies new motivational speaker, I am here to give you a little inspiration, some moral build up, and a little bit of a asskicking to get you in gear when you wanna take your 17th cigarette break of the morning, see the 2 workers too my left, they are working together, theres no I in team people !!! and remeber I cant but together "WE CAN"
stabone


THE BEARDED FONZIE SPEAKS:
French Stewart awkwardly awaits his microwave burrit
matt sears


XP IS ON FIRE!
note to self: i can only wear these shoes for 2 more weeks
XP



WADE'S BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!:
"Can you believe I found these pants in the lost in found?"
Che


WADE'S ALSO BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!:
"Job well done!" Frank thought to himself. He knew the investigation committee would never find out who photocopied their butt and made flyers for the whole office.
Julie




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August 21, 2005

VOTE ALL WEEK: FOR THE PATRON SAINT OF ADAMWADE.COM

VISITORS TO ADAMWADE.COM HAVE ALL WEEK TO PICK WHO THE PATRON SAINT OF ADAMWADE.COM SHOULD BE! (post your vote in the comments section - THE WINNER WILL BE ANNONCED NEXT MONDAY!

Vanity Smurf


Norman Fell


Benny Hill


Bert Sugar


Jerry Remy




Rick Moranis




ML CARR



Don Knotts



Hazel Mae


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HELLO SINUSES!

Guess who's sinuses are acting up?

Yep, me!

I slept 11 hours last night, and my head is still.... blah!!!!!!


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August 20, 2005

WELCOME TO BERT SUGAR STURDAY!

Bert Sugar knows his sports. He's a cool guy who smokes cigars.

Embrace the Sugar-man!

Welcome to Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert Sugar Saturday!


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AUTUMN IS COMING! THE BOYS WILL BE BACK!



And on the L!

(Ed Sr is missing from the pix cause he took this awesome photo)

Wade, Patty Fitz, Sir Walter, Cousin John, Nick the fish


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August 18, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #27




INTERACTIVE BLOG #27

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.


OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!


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THE ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF THE WEEK PT2

IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?




DAVID CARUSO IS ED SHIRAK SR aka MIKE C


MORE TO COME!


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August 17, 2005

NEW! THE ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF THE WEEK

IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?





JARED LETO IS ADAM WADE


MORE TO COME!


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August 16, 2005

NICE LADY AT WORK BUYS WADE CREME SODA!



How lucky am I?

Very Lucky!

Thanks again H!

(and thanks for helping her forget the first time, EZ)

((yes, Creme Soda is my new #1 beverage of choice))


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DUNKIN DONUTS OR STARBUCKS? TAKE THE WADE TEST!

Seriously, There is a BIG difference between these two COFFEE GIANTS!
Tell us what you think....

WHO MAKES THE BEST ICED COFFEE?





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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA!

Happy birthday, Ma!
Last year I was home for my Mother's birthday and we took a Trip to Foxwoods.

Though I am not a gambler (rather not much of one), I did enjoy the day with my mom.

My grandmother Despo and Great Aunt Arety joined us.

(click here to look back at fun times)


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August 15, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG # 26 WINNERS




INTERACTIVE BLOG #26


GREAT WEEK! OUR BOARD WAS VERY VERY IMPRESSED!


HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

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THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:

MOST HONEST CAPTION:
Much to his dismay, after spending all his allowance getting his hair straightened and dyed, ADAMWADE discovers that blonde's do not have more fun ... at least not in his case!
Don

THE NEW KID IN TOWN STRIKES INTERACTIVE BLOG GOLD:
Man has been cryogenically frozen since 1985 and is finally unthawed and brought back to life... his first words after 20 years of being a popsickle are, "Im ready to rock some IRON MAIDEN".
stabone

HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS, FLANDERS?
Meet Wade's new wingman, Carl "Don't Call Me Farrah" Johnson. If you see these two at a bar drinking wine spritzers, you'll know why Wade gets ALL the ladies.
Flanders

AWARD FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MENTION THE LION'S DEN ON THE INTERACTIVE BLOG:
"Ladies, wouldn't YOU like to know if the curtains matches the drapes. Come see me and my
David Lee Roth tribute band at the Lion's Den this weekend and you might find out. Owww! Rock N'Roll!"
Lonny

FONZIE SERVES UP A STRONG ONE:
Finland's Women's Volleyball Team unveils their secret weapon, "Deidre the Destroyer". She has seen "Side-Out" 5,000 times.
matt sears

SHE'S WITTY AND FOXY:
He'll never win the Jane Mansfield look alike contest until he gets those hormones under control...
thefoxymama

QUICK BUT OH SO GOOD!:
the offspring of loni anderson and burt reynolds.
deano

LONNY ROSS DESERVES A WEEKLY AWARD NAMED AFTER HIM:
Gunnar Nelson, one half of the pop duo Nelson, was arrested this morning in Spokane for Driving While Intoxicated. Brother Matthew returned our call but had no comment. He did say however that the "Our Dad Was Ricky Nelson" tour will continue with or withour "Guns."
Lonny

SOMEONE WHO CONTINUES TO AMAZE THE BOARD:
With my new, wicked hair transplants there's no way the co-eds will know I graduated 10 years ago!
Julie

NEWCOMER OF THE WEEK:
The hair club for men GONE WILD!!

Daniel


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HAVE A HOOD DAY!

The best Summer dessert ever...

THE HOODSIE!

4 oz of ice cream

2 oz of which - vanilla

the 2 oz... chocolate.


Made by....


HARRY HOOD!

Love you Harry!


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August 14, 2005

'WADE WORKS HARD ' IS OUT





'WADE HAS FUN' IS IN!

The new WADE MANTRA!


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August 13, 2005

SAD DAY FOR HOBOKEN:

From Hobokeni.com

Hudson Street Cinemas
Hudson & First Streets

The rumor around town is that Hudson Street Cinemas, despite a sign in the window that claims it is closed for renovations, will no longer be presenting the latest blockbuster movies for the Hoboken community. For now, the best bet is to take a trip to the cinemas in either Edgewater or Jersey City.


Important Wade note:
One of the first great dates I had in Hoboken, I took a sweetheart of a girl to see 'BIG FISH'. She's now living in North Carolina at tanning salon (no joke), and me... I don't have a movie theater to go to.

Sad day!


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August 12, 2005

NOT JUST THE GUT, THE WADE GUT!

Yep, I gotta little gut.

Sometimes I watch it, but lately I haven't.

I've stated many times on this site, but I MEAN IT THIS TIME! I'M GOING ON THE NEW 'WADE' DIET! IT WILL BE MIND-BLOWING TO SAY THE LEAST!

CLEAN SLATE, I'm a new man, and I want to be a new man -without a gut.

I know what you're thinking "Wade, are you doing it for the ladies?"

The answer is 'NO!' I am doing it for me.

(ps tonight I am going to have my chicken parm leftovers from last night and a bunch of beers, BUT TOMORROW WE GET THIS THING STARTED - NO JOKE!)


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I MISS THE I.T. (ITALIAN TUNA)




TODAY IS FRIDAY

AT FIORE'S IN HOBOKEN THEIR SPECIAL OF THE DAY IS 'ITALIAN TUNA'

AND TODAY AT ADAMWADE.COM

IT'S... The...


HOBOKEN ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE.



PART ONE

PART TWO


PART THREE



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August 11, 2005

'COUSIN JOHN': WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:





Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.

Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.

THIS WEEK 'THE CUSS':

Following a night I left the bar early, I was greated by Cousin John with this:

"You left here the other night at 9:30pm, 9:30pm.... You're pathetic, you little twerp!"


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BOB EVANS IS THE MAN!

WOW!
I was always a big Catherine Oxenberg fan (as was J.D.)

From Yahoo!
Film producer Robert Evans has married for the seventh time.

The 75-year-old former Paramount production chief wed Lady Victoria White in Mexico last weekend, Evans' spokesman Michael Levine said Wednesday.

It was the third marriage for the 42-year-old White, who has three children. She and Evans had been dating for about three months, Levine said.

Evans divorced his sixth wife, former Versace model Leslie Ann Woodward, last July after seven months of marriage.

Evans oversaw such Paramount hits as "Chinatown," "Love Story," "Rosemary's Baby" and the first two editions of "The Godfather." His life story was the subject of the 2002 documentary "The Kid Stays in the Picture."

Evans' previous wives include "Love Story" star Ali MacGraw, former Miss America Phyllis George and "Dynasty" co-star Catherine Oxenberg.


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August 10, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG # 26




INTERACTIVE BLOG #26

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.


OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!


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CO-WORKER SURPRISES WADE...



I can't believe a co-worker went out of her way and bought me one of my favorite beverages.

Yes, the CREME SODA (A&W).


Thanks H!

It's the little things that keep you going!


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BOSTON CELTICS: THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

DJ and Larry Bird!

The fun times back when it was great to be a Celtics Fan!

Back when the people at the Boston Garden weren't bankers on their cellphones, THEY WERE BLUE COLLARED ALL STARS WITH PIT STAINS!

Glory Days!

I miss them.


Notice DJ is wearing his REEBOK PUMPS!


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August 9, 2005

this is an audio post - click to play


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August 8, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #25 WINNERS


INTERACTIVE BLOG #25

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
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Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

THIS WEEK'S BIG WINNERS:


GREAT CAPTION BY A LOYAL VISITOR TO THE SITE:
Ever the practical joker, Leroy gets real satisfaction from sneaking up behind the barbells and shouting with all his might.

He can often startle them enough that they jump right up off the floor!
Don


THE ROASTING OF WADE CONTINUES:
After weeks and weeks of vigorous weight training Adam Wade proudly declares "Now they
won't make fun of me for drinking a white wine spritzer!"
Julie


SHORT AND SWEET:
" Lift them?? Ha..
I can make them Levitate!"
Quinn


BEST CAPTION BY...A GUITAR PLAYER WHOM CLAPTON SHOULD GET LESSONS FROM:
I can't move!! Can someone push my colon back in!!
Flanders


DEANO COULD BE DEAD ON:
it takes a strong man to change the wheels on kirsty alley's roller skates.
deano


GUESS WHAT? WADE GOT IT!:
Magic!......

(note: Wade, only you will get that.)
Ed Shirak


THE STRONGEST CAPTION WRITER'S CAPTION:
Please meet Toguchi Shinjo. He's the world's strongest telekinetic man.
Lonny


DID DAVE USE THE SAME NAME AS LONNY?:
For a brief moment Toguchi Shinjo was about in panic when a fly hit the back of his throat. Luckily, Toguchi was able to flex his neck muscles and kill it.
dave


MATT SEARS GIVES IT TO US GOOD!:
Hulk want know WHO FARTED!!!!
matt sears


NEW GUY AWARD:
The Agony of Victory!
Tom Barker





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WADE SPORTS-TALK 1988

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WADE MOVIE OF THE MONTH!

Saw a great movie last night,

The Girl in the Cafe'


A very very sweet movie.


Rent it!


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2 NEW PEOPLE JOIN WADE T-SHIRT ARMY


BADER! LUNDY!


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August 5, 2005

I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE IRISH INVADER!


Seriously, she is soooo... intense!


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TODAY'S SPECIAL: ITALIAN TUNA!




TODAY IS FRIDAY

AT FIORE'S IN HOBOKEN THEIR SPECIAL OF THE DAY IS 'ITALIAN TUNA'

AND TODAY AT ADAMWADE.COM

IT'S... The...


HOBOKEN ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE.



PART ONE

PART TWO


PART THREE



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August 4, 2005

BETTER BURGER NOT SO MUCH BETTER


I ordered 'Better Burger' from work last week (thanks JP) and for seven bucks this is what I got. Seriously.

It was the smallest, most unfilling sandwich ever.

I got screwed!

Never again.

Check out the quarter and paperclip to re-enforce how small the UNbetter burger actually was.


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I'M NUTS FOR NUTTER BUTTERS

"I love NUTTER BUTTERS!"

I can't get enough of these things.

I know the WADE DIET has been down the crapper the past few months and these babies aren't helping (did I mention I had a corn muffin for breakfast).

Yikes!


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August 3, 2005

INTERACTIVE BLOG #25


INTERACTIVE BLOG #25

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
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OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!


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HAPPY BELATED B DAY TO COUSIN JOHN!

Cousin John's birthday was two days ago.

(scroll down to see who he is)

Hope he enjoyed it! I had a magarita with him last night (along with some chicken thing and a fried steak thing). It was a big night out in Hoboken.

If you know him and see him in the next few days, give him an ol' "Happy Belated Birthday!"


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ULTIMATE HOBOKEN GOLDER TEE CHALLENGE:


ATTENTION HOBOKENITES:


ANYBODY IN HOBOKEN UP FOR THE CHALLENGE IN ONE ON ONE - 18 HOLES -GOLDEN TEE LET ME KNOW!

I have a trainer and I am doing pretty good. I promise if you accept the challenge I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL!


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August 2, 2005

MY BROTHER MATT WADE IS BACK!

(NOTE: My brother is back at it, writing email/articles about the Red Sox. Peter Gammons should be scared that Matty will be talking his job soon)


"Forget about the trade. Ths is the place I want to be. They want to
win. I want to win, too. I'm back!"
-----Manny Ramirez, RED SOX left-fielder


Sox Made Right Decision on Ramirez

By: Matt Wade (Adam Wade's Brother)

(Boston---) After everything that transpired this week with Manny
Ramirez and the Red Sox, GM Theo Epstein made the right decision on not
trading Ramirez away.
I am a die-hard Sox fan, like many others, and if I were at the
game on Friday night against the Twins, I admit, I would have booed
Manny too when he came to the plate in the first inning. This guy was
saying he wanted to be traded, and when Matt Clement was beaned in the
head by a line drive Tuesday night and Trot Nixon was injured swinging
the bat, and Mark Bellhorn on the DL; Terry Francona asked him to play
on Wednesday night and Manny said no, so he could have two days of rest.
I don't agree with that at all. This guy was thinking of himself before
the team and I was angry.
However, we all know Manny is a fruitcake. I really like Manny, but
Friday night I was hoping they would trade him away for anyone. Today
was a feel-good story for Sox fans as Ramirez came to the plate in the
eighth inning with two men on...and did what he does best...and that is
to hit the ball where opposing players do not catch the ball and runners
on base with 'Red Sox' or 'Boston' embedded on their jerseys cross home
plate. Manny is Manny. Would it have been a good deal to acquire Mike
Cameron of the Mets and Aubrey Huff of the Devil Rays in a three-team
trade? Saturday I would have said "by all means." Sunday, I would have
said no.
We all have to tolerate a lot being Red Sox fans. We didn't win a
championship in 86 years until last season. As Greg Fedor wrote me "if
they trade Ramirez, possibly the best RBI player in 30 years, they will
have no chance." Yes, I agree with that statement. Welcome to another
crazy pennant race in Beantown; and I am glad to be a Red Sox fan.



INSTANT RESPONSE TO MATTY'S ARTICLE
Lifelong-Friend, Rob Hermann has responded to Matty's article:
Matt, you flip flop on Manny, like he flip flops on wanting to be
traded. Saturday you wanted him out of town!!


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August 1, 2005

COUSIN JOHN'S WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE WEEK



>Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.

Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.

Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.

THIS WEEK 'DRINKING!':


WADE: "Hey Cousin John, I got a good buzz going."

COUSIN JOHN: "Really, what are you on your second glass of water?"


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INTERACTIVE BLOG #24 WINNERS



INTERACTIVE BLOG #24
(6 MONTHS OF THE I.B.)
thanks to all who have participated!

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

HERE ARE THIS WEEKS WINNERS:

BEST CAPTION BY A GUY WHO WEARS SHORTS AND BLACK SOCKS AT THE SAME TIME:
And here, Corky presents "Dress Slacks" from the Brando Collection.
matt sears

BEST CAPTION BY AN IRISH GUY WHO DRINKS BASS:
Finbar's dream of becoming the worlds first Irish bull fighter is in jeopardy after Aer Lingus loses his luggage.
Ed Shirak

BEST CAPTION BY A NON-ACTOR WHO COULD HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB AS THE NEW BATMAN:
Marty from The Gap's research & development team, shows off the 2008 line of One-Size-Fits-All Slacks. The Gap is sure that everyone in America will be a size 52 waist by then. Keep eating America!
Flanders


BEST COMMENT BY A COORS LIGHT DRINKER (DRINKS WATER ALOT TOO!):
the latest Dockers commercial
"NICE PANTS"
XP

BEST CAPTION BY SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN LOOKING ON THE 'WADE t-SHIRT' WEBPAGE alot this week:

Just to give you some idea of how big I used to be, these were my boxer shorts.
Lonny


'GLORY DAYS' ARE EVERY WEEK WHEN THIS GUY SUBMITS A CAPTION:
on the tv show 'fit eye for the fat guy,' hank demonstrates the fashion no-no for chubby folks: pleated pants. hank says pleated pants can make you look like a 75-inch waist when you are only a 65-inch waist.
deano

'I BELIEVE THIS IS THREE CAPTIONS IN ONE' AWARD:
Super-Seam Me: Setting Large Goals
- with a strict diet of Chunky Monkey and complete inactivity, I'll soon be able to wear my Dream Pants!!
* L a r d S t r o n g *
Bracelets come in three flavors.
Quinn

CAPTION BY A GREAT SINGER AND A HELLAVA GIRL:
Meet Carl and his invisible siamese twin, Big Marty.
Al


JUST MADE IT IN TIME BEFORE THE DEADLINE:
Having been inspired by the artist Christo and "The Gates" in Central Park, Wayne decides to try his own show called "The Pants"
Julie



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