From your pal

FRANKEN-WADE!

I WILL BE ON 'CLASSIC NOW' ON ESPN CLASSIC
TONIGHT AT BOTH 7pm
and
11pm
when it's rerun)

I'm talking about Bo Jackson who is a guest and then about STEVE PERRY FROM JOURNEY AND THOSE WHITE SOX!

ALSO, Later on in the show, I will be talking about Halloween costumes and I really think you will enjoy what I have to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It will be repeated in the morning at
various times.

Get the VCRs and TIVOs ready.

Yesterday I got out of the SHOP-RITE with about 40 lbs of groceries and a 7 block walk. It was going to be a tough one.

And just as I was about to head home a car pulled up and... it was SEAN! OUT OF THE BLUE! And he droved me back to my pad. No walk. No carrying 40 lbs of groceries. What a GUY! Another reason I love the BOKEN!

Bravo SEAN!

You are a good man!

(PS... and a great Bar Bowler too!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR WALTER!

TODAY IS FRIDAY

AND YES, I HAD FREE TIME (WHICH IS RARE FOR ME AS OF LATE) TO MAKE A TRIP TO FIORE'S DELI IN HOBOKEN

(IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS SITE BEFORE)

THEIR SPECIAL OF THE DAY IS 'ITALIAN TUNA'

MY FAVORITE SANDWICH IN THE WORLD

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!

(MY FRIEND JEFF HEY-MAN VISITED TODAY TO TRY IT OUT, AND HE LOVED IT!)

BRAVO JEFF,

BRAVO I.T.!

HOBOKEN ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE.

PART ONE

PART TWO

PART THREE

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WADE'S DOUBLE SHOT!
And he's sure looking sharp!

Tonight at 7pm
I will be on ESPN
CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW'

2 segments!!!!

Each for over a minute or so.

I'm talking 'cleaning up' for the Breeders Cup, and the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party... and then about jumping on the White Sox bandwagon!"

I think you'll enjoy it!

It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning at
various times.

Get the VCRs and TIVOs ready.

Note: Classic Now will not be doing a live show tomorrow.

PS thanks to all those who've been watching!!!!!!!

A cheese burger from Friendly's...


and of course a Friendly's HAPPY ENDING SUNDAE (usually free - if you have a coupon).

You know what?
They should build a Friendly's in HOBOKEN!

Senator Corzine, never mind bugging me with all your re-election voicemail calls, get on this RIGHT NOW! Then maybe you'll get my vote.

Thank you.

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WADE'S WORLD IS BACK!
And he's sure looking sharp!

Tonight at 7pm (between 7:20pm and 7:40 actually) I will be on ESPN
CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW'

for over a minute or so.

I will talking about the new NBA dress code!
(this photo is a clue to what you may see)

I think you'll enjoy it!

It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning at
various times.

Get the VCRs and TIVOs ready.

"Seriously. How much money do you think I could get for a Rich Gedman card (with Autograph)?"


He was great. Wasn't he?


Getty!

WADE'S WORLD IS BACK!

Tonight at 7pm I will be on ESPN CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW'

for a minute or so.

Should be around 7:20- 7:40pm -ish
I'll be talking about/telling you to stick around to

WATCH segments on the perfect football coach and the best football fans.

It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning at various times.

(note: on tonight's show, I do my best "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes at the end of my time)

Check it out!

(this is not a photo from the wedding - I realize this)

I saw a lot of old friends and made new ones. I had a wonderful time.


And now... I am back.


feel the excitement.

WADE'S WORLD ROLLS ON! TONIGHT, I SHOULD BE FOLLOWING MEATLOAF (yes, THAT MEATLOAF)!

Tonight at 7pm I will be on ESPN CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW' for a minute or so.

Should be around 7:30ish - talking about/telling you to stick around to WATCH segments on Dallas Cowboy qb Danny White (that's right) and the Oakland A's of the 80s.

It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning from 7am-11am, on the hour.

Someone really cool is in this photo?

Take a guess.

Answers may vary.

007!

I just want to congradulate this former Hoboken Resident. I think He'll make a GREAT JAMES BOND!

JOE VS WADE PART 1

JOE VS WADE PART 2

This movie has been taking the web by storm.

People want to know more about the characters in this opus.


So meet Lonny Ross (center of photo), he played the 'Emcee' in the movie.

He will answer these questions in the comment section of this post.
(Lonny cut and paiste please)

AW.COM: So Lonny, what was it like to work with WADE?

AW.COM: Who did you think was going to win?

AW.COM: Were you surprised how much you WEREN'T edited from this movie?

AW.COM: Who has a bigger donut, you or WADE?

AW.COM: Would you be part of a rematch?

AW.COM: What Late Night TV Show's Xmas Party do you go to with WADE?

It was a great line-up to be part of and just a fun show!



Thanks Jon!

"Adam Wade, VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME! VOTE FOR ME!"

Jon Corzine, please stop waisting my HARD EARNED CELL PHONE MINUTES!

STOP CALLING ME!!!!!

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HERE'S THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:



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THIS GUY PLAYS BETTER AIR GUITAR THAN ANYONE:
Bronson Arroyo sent the first copy of his new CD to baseball tv announcer Tim McCarver, who has repeatedly called him Brandon Arroyo. When asked for comment, McCarver said: "Brandon has done just as fine a job learning the chord changes in some of the mot popular songs of the 1990s as he has learning his curveball."
deano

A GUY WHO IS BETTER AT SINGING AND THE GUITAR THAN BRANDON ARROYO:
Download Bronson's entire collection to your iPod today! Arroyo's hits include, "Quitting my day job", "Ball four, I suck", "Am I hot or not", "Tim McCarver ain't no wordsmith", "To The Ladies of Lansdowne Street" and his rambling opus "On the bus to Kansas City with Kevin Millar".
Flanders

ED SHIRAC, JR IS A GUY AT MY LOCAL BAR!:
Gravatar Featuring the new Top 40 Classics:

* Traded-to-Tampa-for-a-Used-Fred-McGriff-Jock Blues.

* Why Won't Papi Hug Me Anymore?

* I'm in Love with the Frozen, Dismembered Head of Ted Williams.
Ed Shirak Jr.

K SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE AT MY LOCAL BAR:
Singing songs from his "Inner Child" EP live from Fenway just moments before being tragically sodomized and killed by drunk Yankee fans.
K

BUT FONZIE IS COOL:
Gayest Fleer card ever made.
matt sears

BINGO!
When did the dude from Creed change his name?
Lonny

Guess what I got for free?

Yep, I won a free date (platonic) with Betty, the creator of the largest bottle of Tabasco ever (see photo).


We went to a Cuban restaurant and we both had Chicken and Rice with... tabasco sauce.

Thanks Betty, hope you enjoyed Hoboken.

Life is good.

Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.

Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.

Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.
THIS WEEK: COUSIN JOHN REACTS TO WADE FOR MAKING HIM AN INTERNET FORCE.

COUSIN JOHN: "Wade, keep using me on your website, I'm gonna get my lawyers and sue you."

WADE: "Why, John, you got a mini fan club>"

COUSIN JOHN: "I bet I do, I am a star buddy, like 'Entourage'."

WADE: "Huh?"

COUSIN JOHN: (pause) "HEY Stupid. I am a star, I realize this."

WADE: "I'm confused, you are a star like 'Entourage', the TV show?"

COUSIN JOHN: "Yep, I am huge, now shut up and stop nursing that Bud Light."

WADE: (Confused look)

YES IT IS TRUE!

I love ND! Aways have, but even more now they have Charlie Weis!

Go Charlie, Go Charlie!

Fight!

Irish!

But can they beat the mighty USC this weekend?

I think they'll win 35-18.

No Joke!

SIR WALTER THE 'MAYOR' OF HOBOKEN

BEER:
I once got him a Coors Light in a bottle and he looked at me and said, "Dude, you know I drink Miller Lite, right?"

FAMILY GUY:
His Brother is 'Brother Jeff' aka THE ENFORCER
His cousin is 'Cousin John' aka Mr Angry!

LIKES:
Loves 'FAMILY GUY!', hoops, and 'the L' at the local bar in Hoboken.


Congrats!

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OUR INTERACTIVE BLOG BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS THIS MONDAY.

BEGIN!

WADE'S WORLD ROLLS ON!

Tonight at 7pm I will be on ESPN CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW' for a minute or so.

Should be around 7:30ish - talking about/telling you to stick around to WATCH a segment on the Original Cleveland Browns and the new College Football Rankings.

It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning from 7am-11am, on the hour.

I am wearing a U. Texas jersey.

THE SHOW IS NEXT TUESDAY, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW!!!!!

It's the Q & A Edition of The Rejection Show! You see the rejections
and you can ask the questions. However, you don't have to ask a
question if you don't want to. I wouldn't do that to you. This month we have
more performers doing shorter segments forming the first ever REJECTION
PANEL!

THE REJECTION SHOW: Q & A EDITION
October 18, 2005
Performance Space 122 @ 8PM
HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN

FEATURING REJECTIONS FROM "BLIND DATE," "THE DAILY SHOW," "MTV,"
"CARTOON NETWORK," AND MORE!!

with rejectees:
CHELSEA PERETTI
BOB POWERS
ADAM WADE
NICK KROLL
JULIE KLAUSNER
ADAM MUTTERPERL
ADRIANNE FROST
ADAM COLE-KELLY
&
CAROLITA JOHNSON, SAM GROSS, & MATT DIFFEE
(cartoonists from The New Yorker)

And as usual more fun rejection themed surprises!

Still only $7 and NO MORE online fee

GET YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE HERE:
http://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pe/114
or visit the P.S. 122 BOX OFFICE
150 First Avenue
New York, NY 10009

Check out new MULTIMEDIA clips including "Extro: The Rejected
Superhero" at http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/multimedia/

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"Ever wonder what you're not seeing? Each month comedians perform
pieces that have been rejected by anything from Conan O'Brien to The New
Yorker..."
–TIMEOUT NEW YORK

“Novelists, TV writers, stand-up comics, cartoonists, filmmakers,
recording artists, dramatists and poets come together for a friendly but
edgy celebration of failure.”
–LA TIMES

"A show like this is the ultimate catharsis, for sure."
--NY DAILY NEWS

"'What do you get when you display a whole bunch of stuff that didn’t
make the cut at the New Yorker, Conan, and a bevy of other shows and
publications? Evidently, some funny shit.”
–GAWKER

"In New York, audiences are finding that failure is fun!"
–ABC NEWS

"'The Rejection Show' is a refuge for the rebuffed, a haven for the
heave-hoed,
a destination for the deep-sixed."
–NEWSDAY

"True to its maxim, ‘Just because it’s been rejected doesn’t mean it’s
not good,’ the show continues to attract an audience that can relate.”
–FLAVORPILL

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of
unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and
cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the
thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others
who wield power. Films rejected by festivals, cartoons that never made it
to press, and comedy sketches that weren't good enough for TV all
finally see the light of day, some more deservedly than others."
–THE ONION

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THIS WEEK'S WINNERS: (boy, it was a great week...




THE BOSS COMES CLOSE TO PERFECTION:
this chuck woolery PEZ dispenser is the largest in the world. in recognition of his trademark line from love connection "we'll be back in 2 in 2," it dispenses PEz two at a time.
deano

LONNY ROSS IS PERFECTION:
Maybe it's me, but doesn't anyone else think it's a big premature for Adam to have commissioned a float of himslef for the Columbus Day Parade entitled, "Wade from ESPN Classic". (not to mention, no offense, it doesn't really look like you. Looks more like Charles Shoughnessy from "The Nanny" and "Day of Our Lives.")
Lonny

CHICKEN B L T a La WADE

This is what I ate for dinner:

7 grain bread

Light Mayo

grilled chicken

cut up tomatoes

and BACOS!

So good! So good!

Tonight at 7pm I will be on ESPN CLASSIC's 'CLASSIC NOW' for a minute or so.

Should be around 7:30ish - talking about/telling you to stick around to WATCH the band Alter Bridge and some BO JACKSON highlights as part of the Monday Night Lights Segment!


It will be repeated at 11pm and then it will be on in the morning from 7am-11am, on the hour.

I am wearing a Penn State jersey.

I would like you to meet my new trainer. I just feel the WADE workouts and the WADE diets ARE NOT WORKING! Something's got to give.

So I hired Dotty B. She is not just my athletic trainer but she is my spiritual advisor.


At the price of $5 a week, I think I got myself a SWELL DEAL!

Thanks Diane for pointing this out after seeing part 1 of Joe Vs. Wade:

Hey Wade,
After seeing part one of your movie[JOE VS WADE] on your website [where you say that Joe worked security for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles touring company] , I remember reading something about the guys from 'Stella'

Which brings me to ask this question
Was Joe possibly the Security guard for who would become the stars of Comedy Central's 'STELLA'?
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Excerpts from The Onion's Interview with Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain (who collectively make up the comedy group Stella and three-elevenths of The State)

http://www.stellacomedy.com/website_press/onion.htm

MIB: That's true. Michael [Showalter] was in How I Learned To Drive, which won a Pulitzer Prize. I was in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

DW: Which won a Tony.
O: What was it like touring America as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
MIB: In a word: smelly. My primary memory is that it was smelly, and that there was a lot of pizza involved.
DW: My understanding was that you were not actually in the show, but rather did the live appearances in malls and stuff before the show.

MIB: That's right. Me and Ben Garant from The State toured the country promoting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the show. We were turtles promoting other turtles.

O: Was that a fulfilling experience?
MIB: It was, actually. It was a fulfilling experience financially for me at the time. I was 18 or 19.
O: Do you ever wish you could reprise that role?
MIB: I have. Many times.
MS: Mike's wearing a turtle costume right now.
MIB: I'm dressed as Donatello.
DW: I'm dressed as Benjamin Franklin.
MS: I'm dressed as Bluebeard the Pirate.

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WADE RESPONDS:
Diane,
I am not sure. Next time I talk to Joe (probably when the Yankees win the Division playoffs and the Red Sox lose - I will get a call from him), I will ask and let you know.

Bought two, ate one!

It was great but has left me a bit bloated to be honest.

I actually ate it at 10am - that could be why. I was the first person all day ordering the Italian Tuna from Fiore's.

No black and white cookie, though, but I am heading to Starbucks to read and drink... yes, a black and white coffee.

BIG SHOW COMING UP LATER THIS MONTH!!!!:

Tremendous Rabbit Productions
Presents:

THE REJECTION SHOW
Performance Space 122
150 1st Avenue at 9th St.
TICKETS AVAILABLE VIA THEATERMANIA.COM
or call or visit the P.S. 122 box office at (212) 477-5288
$7

OCTOBER 18TH 8PM
HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN
Q & A EDITION
Featuring the rejection panel:

CHELSEA PERETTI
BOB POWERS
ADAM WADE
NICK KROLL
ADAM MUTTERPERL
JULIE KLAUSNER
ADRIANNE FROST
CAROLITA JOHNSON, SAM GROSS, MATT DIFFEE

You ask the questions!
And as always more fun rejection surprises!

And I will be reunited with THE ITALIAN TUNA SANDWICH FROM FIORE'S DELI IN HOBOKEN!

REUNITED AND IT WILL FEEL SO GOOD!

IT IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE GREATEST SANDWICH EVER!

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 MONTHS, I WILL BE OFF ON FRIDAY AND ABLE TO EAT THE SWEET I.T.!

And yes, I will have a black and white coffee (see picture) for dessert!

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Good People
I WILL BE ON AGAIN TONIGHT! (no joke)

The Show is 'Classic Now', It's On ESPN CLASSIC at 7pm and repeated
late at night (11pm) and in the morning (7am) tomorrow.
here's the link to the show (it's a really cool show) .

I will be on in the first half hour after a great interview by host Josh Elliot and Dennis Eckersley

I talk about the start of the NHL season and The 4 minute mile, zambonies and even Sonic Booms.

Check it out if you can.

Good People
Trust me I realize this is short short notice but I
just found out it's going to make air.

The Show is 'Classic Now', It's On ESPN CLASSIC at 7pm and repeated
late at night (11pm) and in the morning (7am) tomorrow.
here's the link to the show (it's a really cool show) .


Today, I am the guy the host (Josh Elliot) goes to - to see what is coming up
next on the show.

It's midway through the hour show -'after the Giants piece'.

It's about 1 minute and a half of WADE!
Check it out if you can.

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THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:

WHAT KATE HUDSON DOESN'T KNOW:
Not many people know that Chris Robinson from The Black Crowes was a scholar athlete. That was until someone passed him a joint.
Lonny

NOSTRODAMUS FLANDERS SPEAKS:
See the blond guy I'm pointing to behind me? I just dumped his ass! Because I don't think he has much of a future. I mean, like, after graduation, I'm going to LA to be a movie star or Lakers cheerleader or something. I think he'll be pushing a broom at the hardware store. Loser!
Flanders

NOT SURE WHAT IT MEANS, BUT... MAJOR PROPS FOR USING MY NAME:
Larry Bird: Fun facts to know and tell:
Back in high school Larry devised a system of letting his friends know which girls he secretly had a crush on. When the object of his affection would walk by, Larry would yell "Adam Wade! Adam Wade!", thus alerting his friends. So, long before his fame as THE HICK FROM FRENCH LICK his friends knew him as THE LUNATIC FROM FRENCH LICK.
Julie

HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW?:
Wade!! How did you get my high school photo on here?!!
Walter

THE DEAN OF THE INTERACTIVE BLOG:
when the cheerleader pointed to him and said "ball hugger," larry bird failed to understand what she meant. he wondered: was she referring to my pose for the picture? he later learned she was referring to his shorts.
deano

MATTY, MATTY, MATTY, YOU ARE SO COOL, LIKE FONZIE:
Mary Lou Retton points out that her and Lar get their hair cut at the same salon.
matt sears

I have really enjoyed the ups and downs of the Sox this year. Manny! Ortiz! Damon! Schill! and of course Tek!

Now the Sox will be on Prime Time I would just like to say...

NESN's Hazel Mae and Jerry Remy, I'll miss you both. See you next Spring!
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IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...
WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?

LORENZO LAMAS AS HOBOKEN BARTENTER MALIBU NICK.