So I was at the bar Saturday and my foot was itchy.
I took my sneaker off to itch.

Suddenly my buddy Jeff (Sir Walter's brother) offered me $20 if I drank some beer out of my sneaker.

MY NEW BALANCE sneaker is like a year old and stinky.
I had to think about it.

Then someone else (I am confused NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ) offered me another $20.

$40 total!

I was willing to do it, until NICK/FISH or PAT FITZ (the one who DIDN'T offer me another $20) said, YEAH, you gotta drink the whole beer out of your sneaker.

(why couldn't they just mind their own business?)

Damn! They sneaker-blocked me. I swear I could've done it (like a sip), but not a whole beer. I can't remember who I am supposed to be mad at.
I guess I got pretty drunk on Saturday night (3 beers - home by 12:06am).
Go figure.