And so it begins.

Since Hazel Mae now is technically "Out of a job" as of July 1st, now's the PERFECT time to campaign for Hazel to be the Sports Anchor on AdamWade.com!

THE PERKS:
*This wonderful site gets a whopping 200 hits a day = 1,400 unique visitors a week = a lot of hits in a month/sorry my math is fuzzy.

*AdamWade.com is a highly regarded website among educated adults like this guy in the pool (also just check the comments posted on our site):


*Hazel has covered the Red Sox for NESN

*Adam Wade (of AdamWade.com) played the New Red Sox GM on ESPN.

*Though AdamWade.com recently made a a sequel to its Ode to Hazel Mae

celebrating NESN's new star on the rise Heidi Watney

...we realize we may have given her unjustified props. Let's face the facts, though she's easy on the eyes (compared to Suzyn Waldman), UNLIKE HAZEL she doesn't even know half the players' names yet. Beauty and sports-smarts are hard to come by, that's why Hazel Mae would be perfect here at ol' AdamWade.com.


So the campaign begins...

ATTENTION TO VISITORS TO THIS SITE:
So now we've thrown our hat into the ring, we are wondering what you think!
We're gonna use the comments box to this very post as an online petition asking YOU if you want HAZEL to come to AdamWade.com.

Who knows? If we get enough comments, maybe Hazel will go from covering New England Sports to reporting for the GREATEST WEBSITE in the history of Al Gore's internet!