I just saw this headline on thedrudgereport.com
MADONNA VIDEO ENDS WITH IMAGE OF PRESIDENT BUSH WITH GRENADE IN HIS LAP...

It struck me as odd.
Come up with your own punchlines.

I mean 'True Blue' was always my personal favorite Madonna video - thanks to a slow-mo button on my VCR remote (this was when I was 15).

Another big day working at Comedy Central.
The head cold is getting a bit better!
The sun is out and it's Spring in NYC. Tough it is a bit nippy here.

Ate a bagel and banana for breakfast! Hope to eat lunch soon!
Bought some Capri Sun today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like old times!

I am ten years old again!

Man, I got a really bad headcold. Or allergies (whatever), but it's bad.

VICKS, VICKS and MORE VICKS.

6 visitors today on a cold snowy day in NYC (yes, it's April).

Questions for the week.... "IS JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE getting better? IS ANYBODY WATCHING IT? MIKE TYSON IS GUEST HOST THIS WEEK, WILL THAT HELP? OR WILL IT FORCE THE SHOW TO JUMP THE SHARK? DO YOU LIKE UNCLE FRANK? WHAT ABOUT KILBORN? IS CONAN STILL KING? WILL ANYBODY RESPOND TO THESE QUESTIONS?????"

Last night was my last night working at CBS for their NCAA Basketball Tourney.

It was a rather eventful night.

Most of the girls that worked in the MP Room at CBS failed to talk to me, my friend Todd, and of course 17 year old wunderkid Stuart. As if we weren't good enough to even say 'hi' to. EARTH TO GIRLS OF THE MP ROOM, "Don't do us any favors!"

GREG GUMBEL said hi to us. That was nice.

BUT CLARK KELLOG gets the COOLEST GUY AT CBS FOR REMEMBERING ALL OUR NAMES. MAJOR CLASS ACT, THIS CLARK KELLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa (who blew us off when she was with Kadous) was tonight without the company of an MTV VJs, and a bit nicer until my good friend Todd tried to take paper out of her fax machine. For no reason she went ballistic at Todd.

MEREDITH, THE COMMISSARY GIRL I WAS IN LOVE WITH, lost my love when she had a big fit upstairs because we couldn't find our boss. Way to lose your cool, NOW YOU REALLY LOSE!!!!!!!! YOUR PRIZE?..... THE FAT GUIDO THAT ALWAYS TALKS TO YOU.

Rich, the fifty something comedian, was all business last night and didn't tell too many jokes, he had to work more I guess. GREAT GUY, AND WHEN THE NIGHT WAS OVER HE DECIDED TO GIVE TODD AND I 5 STRONG MINUTES OF RAPID FIRE JOKES! GOOD STUFF, RICH.

BIG UP! I GOT MY PHOTO WITH DONNA, THE 50 year old Asian Commissary check out lady. Maybe most of the CBS girls don't dig THE WADE, WHO CARES! DONNA LOVES ME!!!!!!!!

Lastly, I got to meet Ernie Anastas, head newscaster at WCBS (NY local station), He is originally from Nashua, NH (I am from Manchester). We talked of the old country and laughed. I gave him cake and cookies courtesy of CBS Sports. He showed me and Stu his office and was just a real cool guy. MAJOR PROPS, ERNIE! AND THE GUY IS GREEK! YASOU!

That concludes the entries on CBS SPORTS. A little lengthy, but overall a fun two weekends. Thank you Eric for hiring me!!!!!! YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.

Another big day of college basketball at CBS. I just at a piece of pizza and ready to work my butt off.

John Travolta has a new movie coming out today.
Am I the only one who wouldn't be caught dead going (and paying) to see that A-hole in a movie?

TRAVOLTA YOU SUCK!

Big night working the CBS College BBALL tourney.

DUKE LOST! YES! That's all I cared about. DUKE LOSING THAT IS!

Talked with a great comedian tonight. MR. RICH "something. He was great. He told me some great jokes.

Worked with 17 year old wunderkind, Stu, and of course my friend Todd. We were totally snubbed off tonight by this girl Lisa (who is usually pretty cool) when she was with her "STAR" friend KUDOUS from MTV (SORT OF PATHETIC CELEBRITY SIGHTING). I guess we're cool enough to talk to her when she's bored, but not when SHE'S GOT 'stars' in her eyes.

ONCE AGAIN CLARK KELLOG OF CBS SPORTS WAS REAL COOL AGAIN TO US little people.

I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL AT THE CBS COMMISSARY. NO JOKE!

Good afternoon. Last night's performance at the Sean Conroy's HUMP NIGHT went pretty good.

Today is a great Spring day in NYC. I am working at CBS on the MARCH MADDNESS BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. Let's hope I see some big deals. Last week I met Les Monves (president of CBS TV ENTERTAINMENT). And when I say "met", I mean he walked by me.

My Boston Celtics continue to slide.

Can't wait to see 'Boat Trip' Man, that looks like the 'Citizen Kane' of
boat flicks.

45! I am very humbled.
As of yesterday I had 1,107 total vistors!
Now it's 1,152 (I ADD BETTER THEN I SPELL - grammer????)


Is it 'then' or 'than'? I am thinking now that it is 'than.'

*Answer: Shrunk and White = 'THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE'



*Question: What this site is in great neeed of?

I cheer for you!

Okay, Okay, Okay
Before you tell me I have to get a life.... I got big news!
It's close to 9:30 and I already have 44 visitors today!

That is 5 more than the former record of visitors to this site in one day!
Pathetic? YES! Am I excited? YES!
We all have tough days... rejection, office place hecklers, bums that throw nickles at you, JUST ROUGH DAYS.
But today, I HAVE ACHIEVED GREATNESS! 44 people (and counting) needed to see what I had to say. THEY COULDN'T LIVE ANOTHER MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES NOT KNOWING WHAT I ATE FOR LUCH (chicken quasadia - spelling is atrocious I know).

SO THANK YOU AGAIN. THANK YOU! PLEASE COME AGAIN! I just drank a Coke. Later I will drink water. I took 4 Cold Tylenols today. I failed to get any phone calls today. My left foot hurts. My hair looks great today (that's what the cleaning lady said).

WOW! I have received many visitors today! THANKS. I just ate a chicken qusadea (sp).
Working hard.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
A guy that looked just like BOB DOLE on 53rd and 10th. I didn't look at his arm, but he had the same funk dye job and hairdo. ALSO THOSE CRAZY EYEBROWS.

It is a warm day here in NYC. Spring is here.
Not much going on at the moment.

The show last night was okay (everyone else was great). You can't hit a home run everytime at bat.
Thanks Andres for having me.

Working today (back to reality) at Comedy Central.

Here is the first big plug (via work)
if interested when you call ticket-line say the name "WADE" for VIP treatment.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!


www.ComedyCentral.com
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Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
Late night-variety talk show



We would like to offer YOU a special invitation to be a part of our LIVE NYC studio audience for Comedy Central�s new late night-variety talk show Hosted by Colin Quinn along with
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SHOW DAY: March, 26th Wednesday (and upcoming Mondays and Wednesdays thru October)

SHOW TIME: 3 PM
(Suggested arrival time is 1hr. to show time)

PLACE: SONY Studios
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Between 9th & 10th Avenues

FREE TICKETS: 212-560-COMEDY (2663)
24-hour voice-mailbox
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NO ONE UNDER 18 WILL BE ADMITTED

Happy Birthday to Pedro, the bartender at Virgil's BBQ.

Today I am off. And I got a big show tonight.

I just ate a tuna sandwich on wheat. Living the dream folks, living the dream!

Beautiful Spring Day in NYC. Oscars are over. Working at Comedy Central today. Ate breakfast at McD's (egg, ham, cheese on a bagel and coffee). I think I got a little spring, allergy cold coming on. Sinus pain sucks.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Brody wins and kisses Berry like crazy!!!!!

BRODY IS BIG WINNER!!!!!

I AM GOING TO BED!

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE IS DONE FOR THE NIGHT.

G'Night!

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Halle Berry
One strap dress. She looks lovely.

BEST ACTOR AWARD.... this is it!

okay... I am thinking (real time here)
Daniel Day Lewis is going to do it!

But maybe, just maybe Adien Brody (my dark horse)

Here we go..... and it's ...

(what about Jack)

ADRIEN BRODY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
another f*cking commercial.

shakira, she dances with a deli guy
and then pounds pepsi.

i think it's time for bed.

one more award and it's bedtime.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
tribute to those who died this year, EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT JOB OF PUTTING IT TOGETHER.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Susan Suurandon
doesn't get political

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Gena Davis- looks good! I like her glasses.
Lipo?

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
U2!!!!!!
Bono sounds great.
edge on an acoustic guitar.
Very somber song.
Cool slideshow effect.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Oscar winners talk.
Tommy Lee Jones looks freakish (botox?)

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Here comes Kathy Bates. She looks impressive.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:

Steve Martin is on.
He DOESN'T DROP THE BALL.
He gets laughs.

Good jokes. Many smiles.

Here comes Julia Roberts. Bad joke by Julia.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Will Michael Moore win??????????

YES!

WOW. BIG UPSET! Let's see what he has to say for a speech.
This is going to be juicy....

he's wearing a peace pin. BIG THINGS.... he's going off
people are booing.

It's going crazy!

Harrison Ford smiles.

More boos.

Marty doesn't know what to think.

Music plays...


Moore says something about the Dixie Chicks and the music starts up.

More boos.

Moore leaves the stage.

EXCITEMENT.

I AM STAYING UP.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Diane Lane!!!!!!

They killed 15 pigeons to make her dress.

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:

Hillary Swank is on now... WOW!
My friend Barry said, "She's Jimmy Fallon with Breasts."

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Sharon Stone makes a brief appearance (not at the ceremony, but a commercial).

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:

Is that Barry Manilow singing the theme to Frida?
And what is up with Ed Norton?

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
more anti war statements from a handsome guy from mexico

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:

I am tired but I might stay up for a little more...

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE UPDATE:
Julianne Moore is on now... WOW! GREAT! YOU ARE SO AWESOME!

FYI
20 people visited this site today! Not bad for a Sunday.

My cousin Greg gave me great feedback on the "excitement" on the site (by excitement, we talked about why I always write about what I eat and the weather!). To me... that's exciting!

WADE ONGOING OSCAR COVERAGE:
Here goes before I go to bed (have to work early tomorrow)

Steve Martin opening - sucked! Boy I miss the old Steve Martin circa 1977.
WE WANT THE JERK! WE WANT THE JERK!

Jennifer Lopez - over expos... WOW! YOUR LOOK GOOD.
JENNIFER GARDNER (GARNER) - WOW! I LIKE YOU!!!!!

Queen Latifa - sexy and BIG! You go girl!

Chris Cooper - happy you won!

More Steve Martin... A for effort... I guess.

Catherine Zeta Jones - hot pregnant lady who went with her grandfather to the Oscars. Such a sweet girl.

Adam Wade had a great speech (during a commercial I took a pee and gave my speech in the bathroom mirror).

Things are getting very dull now. Kate Hudson (what happened to you?)..

I am going to McDonald's to get a hot fudge sundae for $1.06

.....


Okay, I am back. More bad stuff from Steve Martin.

Selma Hayek is in the house. WOW! BE RIGHT BACK....

Okay I am back....

That's going to be it. I gotta get to bed.

More tomorrow!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GOOD FRIEND PETE FELMLY! WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE 2nd GRADE (IN MRS. CONARD'S CLASS).
Pete used to have great b-day parties where we'd play a game of baseball in Norte Dame Park and then have cake and ice cream.

Another cool Spring Day in NYC. Working at NBC Sports today for ARENA FOOTBALL. Talking with my friend, Dan. Ate a bagel and drinking some coffee. Things are good.

Saturday in NYC and it's SPRING! SPRING!

Not much else going on.

PS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BARBACK TONIGHT AT A BAR, BUT INSTEAD THEY DIDN'T NEED ME SO I GOT DRUNK OFF 4 COORS LIGHTS (lightweight wade).

Hello! Well, another big day at CBS! Worked very hard with my friend Todd and new friend Stuart. (Stuart is a 17 year old wunderkid who will some day give me a big job.) We watched the college games (my heart is out of it because UVM lost). So what happened today? A bunch of big CBS executives walked by me and ignored my greatness while they ate birthday cake. I talked with Stuart about the greatness of Howard Stern, and bought stools for the control room. THIS ALL EQUALS FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and Tom Hanks isn't going to the Oscars (who gives a big fat sh@t!).

Very interesting day for Adam Wade. I worked at CBS for their NCAA college basketball March Madness. Yes, the show went on despite the War in Iraq.

Celebrity Sightings:
-Clark Kellog (college B-ball analysy) GREAT GUY!
-Greg Gumbel - very nice guy!!!!!!
-Leslie Monves (head of CBS TV programming) walked by me and didn't notice the 'show flyer' for my comedy show next week, which I threw on the floor in front of him. YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE LES!

Lastly
-Billy Bush (Access Hollywood) asked CBS Sports VP Sean Mcmannus these 2 questions - NO JOKE! 1)You must be having fun today with all the fun going on here, right? 2) I bet the troops are watching the games, huh?

COMMENT ON WHAT YOU THINK OF BILLY BUSH!!!!!!!!! IF I GET 3 responses I will TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF HIM!

It's a nice sunny Spring day in NYC. War is looming. I am at Comedy Central PAing (code for production assistant).

Hope all is well and please be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY, "MAN, Wade... you got something. Really! I would love to see you live. But the way luck is... they don't get to see WADE IN ACTION. CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE MISSING! AHHHHHHHH THE GREATNESS! THE HUMILITY (pun/spell check). THIS IS FOR ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE IN NEED OF WADE, BUT NOT ALWAYS ABLE TO SEE WADE LIVE FOR THEMSELVES. I KNOW YOU ARE FANS OF THE WADE. DON'T WORRY! WADE STILL LOVES YOU!

hey, I got 7 hits today!!!!!!!!!
Thank you!

Hello good people. Another warm almost Spring like day here in NYC.

I am working at NBC again today.

NO FREE FOOD! (unless they surprise us).

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
NEON Dieon Sanders, yesterday at NBC. Surprisingly, he did not recognize me as the guy who went out in a fierce rainstorm during the NFL preseason CBS studioshow this past August to get him Popeye's fried chicken. I got soaking wet, head to toe (ended up with a bad cold) just so he could eat his Popeye's (was thanked by my boss Bob, but not Prime Time himself).

Big day today in NYC. ST PAT'S DAY!
HAPPY AMATUER DRINKING DAY (did I spell it right?)

TODAY IT IS HOT, I REPEAT 'HOT' IN NYC -70 degrees.

Working at NBC today. I ate a piece a pizza that I BOUGHT! At one of the many Ray's Pizza joints in NYC.

Be well, be safe! G'DAY MATE!!

NEXT SHOW
3/25/03
Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There Is A Game-
8:00 PM
St. Marks Theatre
94. St. Marks Place Between First Ave & Ave. A.

Now Glenn Parker is making a coffee here in the NBC Sports Control Room. Glenn is a real nice guy and was a great football player.

Yet another big day of ARENA FOOTBALL here at NBC Sports. Lunch has not arrived just yet.
Al Trautwig (of MSG Fame) is next to me as we speak making himself a cup of coffee.(the man doesn't use sugar and he thinks cupcakes are scary -no joke).
Had a show last night at the Gershwin Hotel. I want to thank Linda, Kevin and the good people that came with them.

PERSON OF THE WEEK: My friend, Janine Michael.

Many a times Janine and I talk about one of our heroes... Bob Dylan all the time. She gave me a bunch of video tapes with great stuff (EAT THE DOCUMENT/ ----RENALDO AND CLARA)

Another big Staurday at NBC Sports. We have curling today (the sport, yes!). We also have free food. Grilled chicken/peppers and onions, rice with corn it it, and mixed green salad. GREAT STUFF(FREE)!!!! The weather is great. Sunny and mild.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
ON the 1 Train going downtown yesterday.
In walks Bob Balaban (with these glasses may I add), and his hair was slightly frosted blond. He sat and was very quiet. He didn't think anyone noticed him. Well... I whispered, "Hey Bob." His head shot up looking at me trying to recognize me. I smiled and said, "Last year when you were on Conan, I got that chicken sandwich for you, remember?" He shook his head as if he were saying 'No, I don't remember you.' That just broke me, man. I was hurt. The train pulled into Sheridan Square in the Village and he jumped up (he's a small guy, real small guy) and walked quickly out of the train. As he passed me he said, "I told you I didn't want tomatoes on my sandwich... didn't I, you assh@le. I am allergic to tomatoes."

I giggled and yelled back, "I KNEW YOU REMEMBERED BOB. (pause) BOB! BOB?"

Just got home after a few beers with some of the great, friendly, people from Comedy Central. I am pretty sure none of them saw me dumping my beers. I really can't hold my liquor.

Thanks John for the beers (sorry I dumped my beers, sir).

Celebrity sighting today (sort of)

Adam Nekamkin (Jerry Seinfeld look alike)
Corner of 55 and 9th

Smoking a cigarette

Hello! It's a cold, soon to be... rainy day here in NYC. Doing production work again at Comedy Central. Building shelves with a hard worker named Adam CK.

Just got to eat a free lunch from this place called Island Burger! I had a BBQ chicken sandwich and an extra thick milkshake (Black and white). THE LUNCH WAS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!! (and free)!

I did not see Sarah Silverman today. But the cleaning lady is a very lovely lady with a quick wit.

Today I have at total of 37 hits (with an hour left today)

Also today, while working at Comedy Central I met Sarah Silverman. I am not a huge, huge fan, but I do enjoy her comedy!!!! I told her I am from her hometown (Manchester, NH) and she flipped. I told her I bussed tables at 'THE BACKROOM', one of her favorite hometown restaurants. I then told her how it was great that she's been mentioned in JOHN CLAYTON's 'IN THE CITY' COLUMN from the Manchester Union Leader newspaper. Clayton is not a bad guy, but if you read some of his columns.... he mentions restaurants to get free meals etc. Sarah shook her head and had no clue who he was. By not knowing of this guy... well, that made my day as well.

WOW! THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE TODAY HAS REACHED '29' AND COUNTING!
THIS '29' BREAKS THE FORMER RECORD -'27.'
I feel both excited, proud, and ultra pathetic!

Okay, I am overdoing it! But....
WADE LIVE!
AT THE 10:17 COMEDY NIGHT SATURDAY,
MARCH 15TH AT 10PM
AT THE GERSHWIN HOTEL 7 E 27TH ST
(5TH AND MADISON) ONLY $5

I don't like to gloat, but my site is now up to 21 visitors today.
All I need is 7 more to break my one day total (27).
It's warming up here in NYC. Glad I wore my biggest and heaviest winter coat and flannel LL Bean shirt today.

By the way (I don't mean to overdo it but) I HAVE A 'MONTH OF MARCH DAILY RECORD' FOR MOST VISITORS SO FAR (and it's not even noontime). 17 PEOPLE HAVE VISITED TODAY, AND COUNTING!!!!!

The reason I ate so much is our next free food break is at 4pm. (Dinner stuff)!!!

Is it bun cake or bunt cake? Or bundt cake?

Hello! Another cold day here in NYC, but not too cold.
Working today at Comedy Central.
Today for breakfast I had a crissant (sp),
a pack of peanutbutter crackers,
a half a piece of bun cake,
a banana,
and two little finger sandwich strawberry things.
WOW! Free food is always so good!!!!!!

I have 9 more hits (visitors) than I did all of yesterday. Thank you!!!!!!

Today I did a photo shoot for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien.' It should be on sometime this week. In a photo I play the body double (just the bod not the face), of JOHN OATES, FROM HALL AND OATES. He was the short husky guy with a fro and Freddy Mercury stash. I think I've made the big time! REALLY!

I don't know if this is possible, but I actually have '0' visitors so far today.

Tonight I performed for the first time in Hoboken, NJ at ONieals. Thanks Tom for letting me up on stage and thanks to Chris for buying me a beer. The crowd was small but it had HEART!

Today I am at NBC Sports working the ARENA FOOTBALL pregame show.
I ate 2 egg salad wraps and had a Krispy Keme Donut (powdered jelly).

I would like to wish one of my bosses, Jason Chillemi, a happy birthday!

PICK OF THE WEEK - Vic Chesnut's CD The Salesman and Bernadette