February 29, 2004
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BEST ACTOR AT THE OSCARS:
I'd love to see Bill Murray Win!
But I think it's gonna go to Sean Penn!
My darkhorse is Johnny Depp of course!
Last chance to make a decision....
I'll go with Sean Penn.
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I'd love to see Bill Murray Win!
But I think it's gonna go to Sean Penn!
My darkhorse is Johnny Depp of course!
Last chance to make a decision....
I'll go with Sean Penn.
Adien Brody (Adrian Brody):
My unibrow is jealous.
WADE'S BEST ACTRESS PICK:
Walter's GIRL!
and the winner is
WALTER'S GIRL!
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My unibrow is jealous.
WADE'S BEST ACTRESS PICK:
Walter's GIRL!
and the winner is
WALTER'S GIRL!
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TOM CRUISE AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS:
He's got the A. WADE look going one.
BEST DIRECTOR PREDICTION:
WADE: PETER JACKSON
YES!
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He's got the A. WADE look going one.
BEST DIRECTOR PREDICTION:
WADE: PETER JACKSON
YES!
COVERAGE OF THE 76th OSCARS CONTINUE:
I am using my SONAR CARE TOOTH BRUSH!
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I am using my SONAR CARE TOOTH BRUSH!
WADE PREDICTION:
Best Original Sceenplay
Lost in Translation?
YES!
I got it!
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Best Original Sceenplay
Lost in Translation?
YES!
I got it!
FATHER DAUGHTER - COPPOLAS
Why put them together"
She's not comfortable.
WHERE'S RONNIE COPPOLA?
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Why put them together"
She's not comfortable.
WHERE'S RONNIE COPPOLA?
OSCARS SHOUT OUT:
Mario's Pizza in Hoboken
The grilled chicken sub was awesome!
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Mario's Pizza in Hoboken
The grilled chicken sub was awesome!
OSCARS MARCH ON AND ON AND ON!
I'm tired!
Man they should've started this thing like at 7pm!
I might have to go to bed... you know I'm gonna stay up but...
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I'm tired!
Man they should've started this thing like at 7pm!
I might have to go to bed... you know I'm gonna stay up but...
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TIRING OSCAR COVERAGE VIA WADE:
Charlize Theron -MAMMA MIA!
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Charlize Theron -MAMMA MIA!
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Eugene Levy at the Oscars!
This makes my night!
I am currently flossing, getting rady for bedtime!
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This makes my night!
I am currently flossing, getting rady for bedtime!
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I LOVE JULIANNE MOORE!
She looks like a waitress at my favorite bar.
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She looks like a waitress at my favorite bar.
STING AND PHIL COLLINS:
2 former Rock Stars who sold their souls to the ELEVATOR MUSIC DEVIL, together on stage.
Where's a falling sandbag when you need one?
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2 former Rock Stars who sold their souls to the ELEVATOR MUSIC DEVIL, together on stage.
Where's a falling sandbag when you need one?
Enjoying the Oscars?
Well... I got some good news:
DEUCE BIGALOW 2!
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Rob Schneider and Happy Madison are teaming up again for the sequel to "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow". This time Deuce and TJ are heading to Europe for some foreign man-whoring. Production starts later this year.
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Well... I got some good news:
DEUCE BIGALOW 2!
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Rob Schneider and Happy Madison are teaming up again for the sequel to "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow". This time Deuce and TJ are heading to Europe for some foreign man-whoring. Production starts later this year.
TIGER WOODS COMMERCIAL:
You are a great golfer.
But you are NOT Bill Murray!
You're not even Chevy Chase.
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You are a great golfer.
But you are NOT Bill Murray!
You're not even Chevy Chase.
BOB DYLAN'S TRIBUTE TO GREGORY PECK
Well, there was this movie I seen one time,
About a man riding 'cross the desert and it starred Gregory Peck.
He was shot down by a hungry kid trying to make a name for himself.
The townspeople wanted to crush that kid down and string him up by the neck.
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Well, there was this movie I seen one time,
About a man riding 'cross the desert and it starred Gregory Peck.
He was shot down by a hungry kid trying to make a name for himself.
The townspeople wanted to crush that kid down and string him up by the neck.
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is Mel in the house?
Where's JLO?
(note: the guy talking now, he needs a teleprompter)!
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Is Mel in the house?
Where's JLO?
(note: the guy talking now, he needs a teleprompter)!
Who's the big bow tie guy ranting right now?
He's going crazy!
But... making sense!
THINK! He's right!
NICE SPEECH, BRAVO!
Who was he?
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He's going crazy!
But... making sense!
THINK! He's right!
NICE SPEECH, BRAVO!
Who was he?
UMA, YOU LOOK AWESOME!
I just did 15 more push-ups. Not that you'll notice.
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I just did 15 more push-ups. Not that you'll notice.
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JOHN TRAVOLTA:
what is up with your hair?
Your hair should get a special reward!
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what is up with your hair?
Your hair should get a special reward!
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
Diane Keaton tonight at the Oscars and
Dana Carvey as the turtle guy was his last movie.
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Diane Keaton tonight at the Oscars and
Dana Carvey as the turtle guy was his last movie.
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
Annie Lennox and Kim Catrell?
I don't know...
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Annie Lennox and Kim Catrell?
I don't know...
WADE'S Best Supporting Actress Prediction:
Holly Hunter
and the winner is....
(Chris Cooper is cool)
(Is Harvey in the house?)
Renee wins.
(where's Jack White?)
(will she thank Jack White?)
NO SHOUT OUT TO JACK.
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Holly Hunter
and the winner is....
(Chris Cooper is cool)
(Is Harvey in the house?)
Renee wins.
(where's Jack White?)
(will she thank Jack White?)
NO SHOUT OUT TO JACK.
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Fine Young Cannibals 'She Drives Me Crazy'
(JC Penny Commercial)
Comeback of the Night! Indeed.
MOST AUTHENTIC SPEECH SO FAR:
The NEMO guy telling his wife he loved her. In 8th grade he wrote that to her.
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(JC Penny Commercial)
Comeback of the Night! Indeed.
MOST AUTHENTIC SPEECH SO FAR:
The NEMO guy telling his wife he loved her. In 8th grade he wrote that to her.
ROBIN WILLIAMS:
Losing it? You decide?
I would love it if he just did 'Mork'.
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Losing it? You decide?
I would love it if he just did 'Mork'.
WADE QUICK PREDICTION:
Best Supporting Actor?
I'd say... Alec Baldwin.
And the winner is...
Tim Robbins wins!
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Best Supporting Actor?
I'd say... Alec Baldwin.
And the winner is...
Tim Robbins wins!
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LET'S THE GAMES BEGIN:
Sean Connery's opening speech...
??????
What was that?
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Sean Connery's opening speech...
??????
What was that?
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BILLY BUSH TO NAOMI WATTS: 'WATTS UP?"
BEN STILLER, you got talent, man. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING 'that' part?
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BEN STILLER, you got talent, man. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING 'that' part?
LIVE COVERAGE! WADE DOES THE OSCARS!
BABARA WALTERS' SPECIAL - THE SHEK INTERVIEW WOW! Who was more lifelike?
PRESHOW:
BILLY BUSH FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD: STIFF!
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BABARA WALTERS' SPECIAL - THE SHEK INTERVIEW WOW! Who was more lifelike?
PRESHOW:
BILLY BUSH FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD: STIFF!
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
JOHN ELWAY JUST GOT A FRENCH ROAST BLACK COFFEE!!!
(note: Thanks Dan for the info - you are a star!)
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JOHN ELWAY JUST GOT A FRENCH ROAST BLACK COFFEE!!!
(note: Thanks Dan for the info - you are a star!)
WADE RELISHES IN HIS NEW TV STARDOM AFTER HIS SILHOUETTE APPEARED ON AFL PREGAME SHOW ON NBC SPORTS!
Oh yeah, big time! I'm eating free pistashios. M-m--m-m good!
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Oh yeah, big time! I'm eating free pistashios. M-m--m-m good!
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
MY SILHOUETTE WILL BE ON TODAYS NBC SPORTS AFL SPORTSCAST PREGAME SHOW 3pm NBC!
Al Trautwig will ask football great, John Elway a question and in the backdrop, my SILHOUETTE with appear by the red NBC Peacock (I was on my way to the photocopy machine). Walking back into the TV frame, I grab my cell-phone and try to act like a VHWIP (VERY HARD WORKING IMPORTANT PERSON). So check it out!
I SHOULD BE AN OSCAR NOMINEE!
I AM WADE!
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MY SILHOUETTE WILL BE ON TODAYS NBC SPORTS AFL SPORTSCAST PREGAME SHOW 3pm NBC!
Al Trautwig will ask football great, John Elway a question and in the backdrop, my SILHOUETTE with appear by the red NBC Peacock (I was on my way to the photocopy machine). Walking back into the TV frame, I grab my cell-phone and try to act like a VHWIP (VERY HARD WORKING IMPORTANT PERSON). So check it out!
I SHOULD BE AN OSCAR NOMINEE!
I AM WADE!
February 28, 2004
WADE RETURNS HOME FROM FAVORITE BAR AND... GOES TO BED!
BABY adam wade is tired!
Baby Adam Wade go to sleepy poo!
Baby ADAM WADE enjoyed the dinner with Nicky, Moran and Ed (Mike), and the nice waitress.
BABY aDAM wADE enjoyed nursing two glasses of water.
Now it's time for night night.
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BABY adam wade is tired!
Baby Adam Wade go to sleepy poo!
Baby ADAM WADE enjoyed the dinner with Nicky, Moran and Ed (Mike), and the nice waitress.
BABY aDAM wADE enjoyed nursing two glasses of water.
Now it's time for night night.
A WADE EXCLUSIVE!!!
WADE IS STAYING 'VERY' SOBER THIS WEEKEND!
I am not drinking at all this weekend. I feel like I'm getting a head cold/fatigue. So I will not be nursing beers/dropping beers/dumping beers anytime soon.
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WADE IS STAYING 'VERY' SOBER THIS WEEKEND!
I am not drinking at all this weekend. I feel like I'm getting a head cold/fatigue. So I will not be nursing beers/dropping beers/dumping beers anytime soon.
HOW GOOD WERE THE FREE COOKIES AT NBC SPORTS?
Wow, they had these peanutbutter and chocolate chip cookies!
Very Good. My buddy Barry had three I think.
It's very busy here today so the cookies made me feel appreciated!
We have gymnastics on right now.
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Wow, they had these peanutbutter and chocolate chip cookies!
Very Good. My buddy Barry had three I think.
It's very busy here today so the cookies made me feel appreciated!
We have gymnastics on right now.
MONDAY MARCH 8th, 2004
EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE
Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.
By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.
EATING IT
PRESENTS
50 in 50 (minutes)
(this is my second time doing this formatted show)
It's pretty awesome and unique - some really great acts doing 'a minute' each!
50 in 50 acts:
Craig Baldo
Sara Barron
Becky & Noelle
Clara Bijl
Jordan Carlos
Adam Cole-Kelly
Josh Comers
Jane Condon
Jonathan Corbett
Jessica Delfino
Pete Dominick
Becky Donohue
Andres duBouchet
Peter Dutton
Ophira Eisenberg
Susie Felber
Jon Fisch & James Patterson
Kimmy Gatewood
Bayne Gibby
Mike Gold
Matt Goldich
Josh Haness
The Hazzards
Tim Homayoon
Peter Hyman
Dan Kennedy
Eric Kirchberger
Nick Kroll, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti & Roger Hailes
Shauna Lane
Nasry Malak
Moody McCarthy
Liam McEneaney
Veronica Mosey
Sara Polon
Dan Powell
Susan Prekel
Stacey Prussman
The Rob and Mark Show
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer & Dannah Feinglass
Debbie Shea
Dave Siegel
Bricken Sparacino
Wendy Spero
Rebecca Tingley
Amber Tozer
Adam Wade
Jessica Wood
Florence Yoo
Rena Zager
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EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE
Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.
By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.
EATING IT
PRESENTS
50 in 50 (minutes)
(this is my second time doing this formatted show)
It's pretty awesome and unique - some really great acts doing 'a minute' each!
50 in 50 acts:
Craig Baldo
Sara Barron
Becky & Noelle
Clara Bijl
Jordan Carlos
Adam Cole-Kelly
Josh Comers
Jane Condon
Jonathan Corbett
Jessica Delfino
Pete Dominick
Becky Donohue
Andres duBouchet
Peter Dutton
Ophira Eisenberg
Susie Felber
Jon Fisch & James Patterson
Kimmy Gatewood
Bayne Gibby
Mike Gold
Matt Goldich
Josh Haness
The Hazzards
Tim Homayoon
Peter Hyman
Dan Kennedy
Eric Kirchberger
Nick Kroll, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti & Roger Hailes
Shauna Lane
Nasry Malak
Moody McCarthy
Liam McEneaney
Veronica Mosey
Sara Polon
Dan Powell
Susan Prekel
Stacey Prussman
The Rob and Mark Show
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer & Dannah Feinglass
Debbie Shea
Dave Siegel
Bricken Sparacino
Wendy Spero
Rebecca Tingley
Amber Tozer
Adam Wade
Jessica Wood
Florence Yoo
Rena Zager
CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees!
On 47th and Broadway by the BROADWAY SHOW 'AIDA' 12/55pm today!
He looked like he had a little BO-TOX going on, but he was REALLY smiling. He looked like he was having a real nice day.
I wanted to yell, "Hey Peter Tork, YOU SUCK!" But I didn't. I liked the MONKEES TV Show and didn't want to ruin Mickey's day.
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Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees!
On 47th and Broadway by the BROADWAY SHOW 'AIDA' 12/55pm today!
He looked like he had a little BO-TOX going on, but he was REALLY smiling. He looked like he was having a real nice day.
I wanted to yell, "Hey Peter Tork, YOU SUCK!" But I didn't. I liked the MONKEES TV Show and didn't want to ruin Mickey's day.
SATURDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Working hard today.
Just ate a steak burrito and rice and a glass of water.
The show last night was great! Great people doing great sutff. Good to be part of shows like that.
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Working hard today.
Just ate a steak burrito and rice and a glass of water.
The show last night was great! Great people doing great sutff. Good to be part of shows like that.
February 27, 2004
WADE WORKS OUT NOT TOO HARD:
I just rode the treadmill for a half hour at 4.1 and then did 32 situps.
I am going to attempt to do some pushups now.
I feel cut/toned as of late. But my gut is still omnipotent.
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I just rode the treadmill for a half hour at 4.1 and then did 32 situps.
I am going to attempt to do some pushups now.
I feel cut/toned as of late. But my gut is still omnipotent.
GOOD LUNCH! NOT FREE, BUT STILL, GOOD!
I ate at PICCOLO'S IN HOBOKEN
I had this soup with beans and macaroni.
(awesome pasta fagioli)
Steak, cheese and onion sandwich and fries.
AWESOME!!!! MAMMA MIA!
Then I went and had the ol' Manhattan Special Coffee soda.
Today, is a good day.
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I ate at PICCOLO'S IN HOBOKEN
I had this soup with beans and macaroni.
(awesome pasta fagioli)
Steak, cheese and onion sandwich and fries.
AWESOME!!!! MAMMA MIA!
Then I went and had the ol' Manhattan Special Coffee soda.
Today, is a good day.
DON'T YOU FORGET!
Fri Feb 27th, 2004 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
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Fri Feb 27th, 2004 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
February 26, 2004
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THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
JEREMY GOULD aka JGO! Another fellow person who works hard.
(photo coming soon)
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JEREMY GOULD aka JGO! Another fellow person who works hard.
(photo coming soon)
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WADE's FINAL SPORTS POST FOR A BIT:
PEDRO, GO, GO IF YOU HAVE TO!
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Pedro could be gone in a New York minute
By Karen Guregian
Thursday, February 26, 2004
No doubt a snickering George Steinbrenner has either read or heard about the verbal bouquet Pedro Martinez tossed at his feet on Tuesday. Whether the Red Sox hurler was attempting to mend fences and plant a seed for future employment with the Evil Empire, or was simply trying to needle his own bosses and hint at what might happen if a new deal isn't struck to keep him around.
_______________________
poem for pedro
by adam wade
pedro
why are you
a major league
a hole?
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PEDRO, GO, GO IF YOU HAVE TO!
__________________
Pedro could be gone in a New York minute
By Karen Guregian
Thursday, February 26, 2004
No doubt a snickering George Steinbrenner has either read or heard about the verbal bouquet Pedro Martinez tossed at his feet on Tuesday. Whether the Red Sox hurler was attempting to mend fences and plant a seed for future employment with the Evil Empire, or was simply trying to needle his own bosses and hint at what might happen if a new deal isn't struck to keep him around.
_______________________
poem for pedro
by adam wade
pedro
why are you
a major league
a hole?
WADE THE JOCK, SPORTS TALK!
WADE MIGHT BE CHANGING HIS SOX:
I just like the fact that the TAMPA DEVIL RAYS are spending like $20 million on their players as compared to the Yankee's $195 and Red Sox $125.
I hope they won't come in last place, but in their division they probably will.
The Devil Rays have become my UNDERDOG team of baseball. I wish them the best.
And I like Sweet Lou P.!
The Devil Rays are like the guy you know who could be talented, could be something. Maybe he lives in a basement apartment/maybe the team is in the American League basement. Maybe a lot of people make fun of the fact he nurses his beers/maybe this team can't nurse their injuries. Maybe he'll get some respect if he keeps working hard/maybe they'll get some respect if they really work hard. Maybe he'll make $40,000 soon/maybe they'll make $15 million soon.
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WADE MIGHT BE CHANGING HIS SOX:
I just like the fact that the TAMPA DEVIL RAYS are spending like $20 million on their players as compared to the Yankee's $195 and Red Sox $125.
I hope they won't come in last place, but in their division they probably will.
The Devil Rays have become my UNDERDOG team of baseball. I wish them the best.
And I like Sweet Lou P.!
The Devil Rays are like the guy you know who could be talented, could be something. Maybe he lives in a basement apartment/maybe the team is in the American League basement. Maybe a lot of people make fun of the fact he nurses his beers/maybe this team can't nurse their injuries. Maybe he'll get some respect if he keeps working hard/maybe they'll get some respect if they really work hard. Maybe he'll make $40,000 soon/maybe they'll make $15 million soon.
WADE DAILY PUSH-UP COUNT:
1 set
15 reps
"I feel pumped up. My tri-s are so tight! The stretching helps."
Big sip of water.
"I AM BIG, I AM WIDE, I AM WADE!"
no joke!
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1 set
15 reps
"I feel pumped up. My tri-s are so tight! The stretching helps."
Big sip of water.
"I AM BIG, I AM WIDE, I AM WADE!"
no joke!
RED SOX FAN!
I can't help feeling in a rough position. I love my Sox, but they gotta class it up.
Manny was in camp yesterday in a 'Shockey' football jersey.
I wish the Sox had the Patriot's mentality/work ethic.
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I can't help feeling in a rough position. I love my Sox, but they gotta class it up.
Manny was in camp yesterday in a 'Shockey' football jersey.
I wish the Sox had the Patriot's mentality/work ethic.
FREE PIZZA AT WORK! WADE LOADS UP!
piece #1 - mushroom
piece #2 - green pepper
piece #3 - plain
and green salad
FROM SACCO'S ON 9th Ave - EST. 1960!
The pizza was great.
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piece #1 - mushroom
piece #2 - green pepper
piece #3 - plain
and green salad
FROM SACCO'S ON 9th Ave - EST. 1960!
The pizza was great.
BACK TO BUSINESS AND BACK TO FREE JUICE!
Wow, they restocked the free apple juice here at Comedy Central. So all the juice worries are over! It's all good folks. The glass of apple juice is half full folks.
DID WADE LOSE HIS IMPORTANT WORK/DATE BOOK?
I think I lost my book that has all my comedy dates and work days. My back pack was half open and I didn't realize this until I got to work.
I may have left it home, but I fear the worse.
OKAY, WHAT DID WADE EAT SO FAR TODAY?
Nothing.
PUSH UP COUNT FOR THE DAY:
zero, so far.
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Wow, they restocked the free apple juice here at Comedy Central. So all the juice worries are over! It's all good folks. The glass of apple juice is half full folks.
DID WADE LOSE HIS IMPORTANT WORK/DATE BOOK?
I think I lost my book that has all my comedy dates and work days. My back pack was half open and I didn't realize this until I got to work.
I may have left it home, but I fear the worse.
OKAY, WHAT DID WADE EAT SO FAR TODAY?
Nothing.
PUSH UP COUNT FOR THE DAY:
zero, so far.
WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO:
DYLAN LIVE 1965!
TODD BARRY NOTE:
I saw Todd Barry today at 'Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn'.
I said 'Hi' a few times to him. He was really good on the show.
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DYLAN LIVE 1965!
TODD BARRY NOTE:
I saw Todd Barry today at 'Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn'.
I said 'Hi' a few times to him. He was really good on the show.
February 25, 2004
WADE WORKS HARD, EXAMPLE #245
Did a bunch of writing on the bus, standing up.
On a bunch of post it notes.
I was in the zone!
I can't read anything I wrote.
That's just sad.
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Did a bunch of writing on the bus, standing up.
On a bunch of post it notes.
I was in the zone!
I can't read anything I wrote.
That's just sad.
WADE WORKOUT:
I just did two sets of pushups!
10 reps each.
I forgot to breathe in between.
My face is red!
From embarrassment.
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I just did two sets of pushups!
10 reps each.
I forgot to breathe in between.
My face is red!
From embarrassment.
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
LIZ F. THE GREAT CUE CARD PERSON
(photo coming soon)
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LIZ F. THE GREAT CUE CARD PERSON
(photo coming soon)
MORE FREE FOOD FOR WADE:
Today Comedy Central had a lot of free goodies. I took advantage.
-Lobster bisque.
-Chicken Fingers
-Salad
-Ziti and Vodka sauce
It was excellent!
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Today Comedy Central had a lot of free goodies. I took advantage.
-Lobster bisque.
-Chicken Fingers
-Salad
-Ziti and Vodka sauce
It was excellent!
WADE'S SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO AL:
I was just trying to help you! My advice comes from my mistakes! You are great, and you are smart beyond your years.
WADE'S FREE HALF CUP OF APPLE JUICE DAY #3:
It was great! Generic Brand AJ aint bad when it's free.
THE WEATHER:
It's cold, but sunny.
WADE LAUNCHES EARLY SPRING TOUR:
TBA at a later date!
NAME OF EARLY SPRING TOUR:
NO SLEEP TILL HOBOKEN (#1)
WADE WAS HERE SPRING 2004 (#2)
SEWING THE SEED OF WADE! (#3)
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I was just trying to help you! My advice comes from my mistakes! You are great, and you are smart beyond your years.
WADE'S FREE HALF CUP OF APPLE JUICE DAY #3:
It was great! Generic Brand AJ aint bad when it's free.
THE WEATHER:
It's cold, but sunny.
WADE LAUNCHES EARLY SPRING TOUR:
TBA at a later date!
NAME OF EARLY SPRING TOUR:
NO SLEEP TILL HOBOKEN (#1)
WADE WAS HERE SPRING 2004 (#2)
SEWING THE SEED OF WADE! (#3)
WADE HAS A TUMMY ACHE!
I just ate a corn muffin at the diner (the Evergreen Diner) right by work.
I paid for it and my coffee and left a $1 tip because the waiter let me look at the newspaper.
I ate too fast and now my belly hurts.
I haven't checked if there's juice yet at work. I'm going to ask my boss if we have Pepto Bismo here at work.
Not a good way to start off the day.
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I just ate a corn muffin at the diner (the Evergreen Diner) right by work.
I paid for it and my coffee and left a $1 tip because the waiter let me look at the newspaper.
I ate too fast and now my belly hurts.
I haven't checked if there's juice yet at work. I'm going to ask my boss if we have Pepto Bismo here at work.
Not a good way to start off the day.
BABY ALERT, BABY ALERT!
I hate being a die hard Red Sox fan.
BABY # 1 - NOMAR
From the Boston Globe
Garciaparra was honeymooning in Hawaii when he learned that the Sox were trying to trade Manny Ramirez to the Rangers for Rodriguez. He would have been dealt to the White Sox for Magglio Ordonez, though he also saw reports citing the possibility he would be shipped to the Dodgers.
"I was definitely hurt by a lot of it," he said. "I probably felt like anyone else would feel after spending their whole career in one organization and having to find out you've been traded, or you're pretty much gone, over the television."
WADE: Suck it up you baby. You're making millions of dollars! You are a jerk! I hope you go somewhere else and/or get traded. Loser!
TOMORROW: PEDRO!
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I hate being a die hard Red Sox fan.
BABY # 1 - NOMAR
From the Boston Globe
Garciaparra was honeymooning in Hawaii when he learned that the Sox were trying to trade Manny Ramirez to the Rangers for Rodriguez. He would have been dealt to the White Sox for Magglio Ordonez, though he also saw reports citing the possibility he would be shipped to the Dodgers.
"I was definitely hurt by a lot of it," he said. "I probably felt like anyone else would feel after spending their whole career in one organization and having to find out you've been traded, or you're pretty much gone, over the television."
WADE: Suck it up you baby. You're making millions of dollars! You are a jerk! I hope you go somewhere else and/or get traded. Loser!
TOMORROW: PEDRO!
CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Former Red Sox and Yankee's third baseman, WADE BOGGS eating a donut on 47th and 6th Ave today at 11am.
I said, "YO BOGGSIE, HOW'S THE DONUT?"
He looked at me (he's getting old by the way), "I'm not Wade Boggs."
"Yeah, sure... I thought you only ate chicken, Boggman." I retorted.
"**** me, ***********! " Was all he could come up with.
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Former Red Sox and Yankee's third baseman, WADE BOGGS eating a donut on 47th and 6th Ave today at 11am.
I said, "YO BOGGSIE, HOW'S THE DONUT?"
He looked at me (he's getting old by the way), "I'm not Wade Boggs."
"Yeah, sure... I thought you only ate chicken, Boggman." I retorted.
"**** me, ***********! " Was all he could come up with.
February 24, 2004
WADE IS TIRED!
It's 9:30pm and I am exhausted.
I am not as tough as I look.
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It's 9:30pm and I am exhausted.
I am not as tough as I look.
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
DANTE, the CAMERAMAN!
(photo coming soon)
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DANTE, the CAMERAMAN!
(photo coming soon)
ADAM WADE'S OSCAR PREDICTIONS 2004:
Oh yeah, the 76th (seventysixth) Annual Academy Awards (yawny yawn yawn)
- Tyra Banks will be there. WHY? No clue!
- Woody Allen will NOT be there.
- Joan Rivers will be there and will be rude to a certain big celebrity. Joan will look 15 years younger than Mary Hart.
- Jay Leno will be there. WHY? NO CLUE.
- ET and ACCESS HOLLYWOOD WILL BE THERE, A LOT OF ASS KISSING GOING ON!
- Pat O'Brien's face will melt during the preshow! But you'll still be able to hear his voice.
- Jonny Depp and Sean Penn will... hug?
- Bill Murray will win. His speech will be the highlight/lowlight of the night. he will keep it REALLY real.
- Francis Ford Coppola will be there and shown on camera MANY TIMES!
- A lot of cleavage going on, but the camera's will do HEAD SHOTS!
- WADE will not be at the Oscars.
- Billy Crystal..... (draw your own conclusions)
- Billy Bush of Access Hollywood will (should) work the show as a seat filler.
- Alec Baldwin will be there with a twenty-somthing starlet. I will be jealous.
- Jack Nicholson will be there with regular glasses.
- In a week following the awards, NO BODY WILL CARE OR REMEMBER WHO WON WHAT!
- Many men in America will sit next to their wives in excitement for... MARCH MADNESS, NCAA COLLEGE BASEKETBALL.
- Janet Jackson will not be at the show.
- Michael Jackson will not be at the show.
- Tito Jackson will be working alongside Billy Bush as a SEAT FILLER.
- Debbie Allen will be there for the dance number.
(Note: that's all I got, please post your own predicitons in the 'COMMENT SECTION' )
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Oh yeah, the 76th (seventysixth) Annual Academy Awards (yawny yawn yawn)
- Tyra Banks will be there. WHY? No clue!
- Woody Allen will NOT be there.
- Joan Rivers will be there and will be rude to a certain big celebrity. Joan will look 15 years younger than Mary Hart.
- Jay Leno will be there. WHY? NO CLUE.
- ET and ACCESS HOLLYWOOD WILL BE THERE, A LOT OF ASS KISSING GOING ON!
- Pat O'Brien's face will melt during the preshow! But you'll still be able to hear his voice.
- Jonny Depp and Sean Penn will... hug?
- Bill Murray will win. His speech will be the highlight/lowlight of the night. he will keep it REALLY real.
- Francis Ford Coppola will be there and shown on camera MANY TIMES!
- A lot of cleavage going on, but the camera's will do HEAD SHOTS!
- WADE will not be at the Oscars.
- Billy Crystal..... (draw your own conclusions)
- Billy Bush of Access Hollywood will (should) work the show as a seat filler.
- Alec Baldwin will be there with a twenty-somthing starlet. I will be jealous.
- Jack Nicholson will be there with regular glasses.
- In a week following the awards, NO BODY WILL CARE OR REMEMBER WHO WON WHAT!
- Many men in America will sit next to their wives in excitement for... MARCH MADNESS, NCAA COLLEGE BASEKETBALL.
- Janet Jackson will not be at the show.
- Michael Jackson will not be at the show.
- Tito Jackson will be working alongside Billy Bush as a SEAT FILLER.
- Debbie Allen will be there for the dance number.
(Note: that's all I got, please post your own predicitons in the 'COMMENT SECTION' )
WADE CAN POUND....POLAND SPRING!
I just drank 3 half-pint Poland Spring Bottles in less than 2 minutes.
I wasn't extremely thirsty. I just felt the need to pound... water.
That's all I got!
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I just drank 3 half-pint Poland Spring Bottles in less than 2 minutes.
I wasn't extremely thirsty. I just felt the need to pound... water.
That's all I got!
WADE NEWS!
OLD NEW NEWS:
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
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OLD NEW NEWS:
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
WADE'S GUT IS HANgING OUT, TRIES TO DO TEN PUSHUPS BEFORE BED LAST NIGHT:
True indeed. I looked in the mirror last night and well... all the junk I'm eating is going right to my gut. SO...
I dropped to the floor and did 10 pushups. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I ended up sleeping 9 1/2 hours. Pushups take a lot out of me.
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True indeed. I looked in the mirror last night and well... all the junk I'm eating is going right to my gut. SO...
I dropped to the floor and did 10 pushups. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I ended up sleeping 9 1/2 hours. Pushups take a lot out of me.
FREE JUICE AT WORK JUICE DAY 2:
Comedy Central are good people! I got free apple juice again today at work.
It's snowing out here in NYC. I got a Dunkin Donuts Coffee this morning on 42nd and 9th and the mean guy from a few weeks ago wasn't working. The guy that waited on me had a BLIMPIE'S SUBMARINE SANDWICH SHIRT ON and A DUNKIN DONUTS HAT ON.
...and you thought WADE works hard.
I am the TV PRODUCTION VERSION OF THAT GUY! NO JOKE!
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Comedy Central are good people! I got free apple juice again today at work.
It's snowing out here in NYC. I got a Dunkin Donuts Coffee this morning on 42nd and 9th and the mean guy from a few weeks ago wasn't working. The guy that waited on me had a BLIMPIE'S SUBMARINE SANDWICH SHIRT ON and A DUNKIN DONUTS HAT ON.
...and you thought WADE works hard.
I am the TV PRODUCTION VERSION OF THAT GUY! NO JOKE!
February 23, 2004
BIG DAY ON THE BLOG!
Thank you to all the visitors today - 83 and counting!
Hope it was worth the visit.
WADE ATE FOR DINNER:
2 grilled cheeses.
WADE T-SHIRT REQUEST THROUGH EMAILS TODAY:
5
WADE APOLOGIZES TO AL/Sara(no h) FROM WORK:
She tried to surprise me and tell me we had free juice at work today - long after I posted my rant on loving my bosses for getting me juice.
.
I asked her, "Al, did you look at me blog today. The free juice is so... three hours ago."
Al, you're a good kid. I know you want what's best for WADE.
WADE IS REALLY SLEEPING:
I had a tough time falling asleep last night, now I am very TIRED!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Thank you to all the visitors today - 83 and counting!
Hope it was worth the visit.
WADE ATE FOR DINNER:
2 grilled cheeses.
WADE T-SHIRT REQUEST THROUGH EMAILS TODAY:
5
WADE APOLOGIZES TO AL/Sara(no h) FROM WORK:
She tried to surprise me and tell me we had free juice at work today - long after I posted my rant on loving my bosses for getting me juice.
.
I asked her, "Al, did you look at me blog today. The free juice is so... three hours ago."
Al, you're a good kid. I know you want what's best for WADE.
WADE IS REALLY SLEEPING:
I had a tough time falling asleep last night, now I am very TIRED!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
SLOW DOWN WADE, YOu'RE GONNA EXPLODE!
I am eating like a mad man! I can't stop. I am scared.
Granola bar - crushed with milk
Cheeze Balls
Pastrami Sandwich with Russian Dressing
Green Salad (one scoop)
Macaroni Salad (half a scoop)
Two mini Twix bars
A jelly danish
A handful of pistashios
and...
A couple pieces of mango and pineapple
and it's just about 2:30pm!
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I am eating like a mad man! I can't stop. I am scared.
Granola bar - crushed with milk
Cheeze Balls
Pastrami Sandwich with Russian Dressing
Green Salad (one scoop)
Macaroni Salad (half a scoop)
Two mini Twix bars
A jelly danish
A handful of pistashios
and...
A couple pieces of mango and pineapple
and it's just about 2:30pm!
WADE RE-RESPONDS TO 'SEX AND THE CITY':
I just got out of a meeting at work and all the girls here were talking about how they teared up last night after watching 'Sex and the City.'
I guess it's a woman thing. Kinda of why I love 'Sanford and Son', maybe that's a man thing. I find when Fred screams, "It's a big one." I find that REAL!
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I just got out of a meeting at work and all the girls here were talking about how they teared up last night after watching 'Sex and the City.'
I guess it's a woman thing. Kinda of why I love 'Sanford and Son', maybe that's a man thing. I find when Fred screams, "It's a big one." I find that REAL!
'SEX AND THE CITY' FINALE:
These girls are the most phony ass beeaaches EVER!
Mr. Bigg, enough with the dye job dude!
The Russian guy acts like I riade the bus (I meditate when I'm on the bus).
Advice to Russian Guy: GO BACK TO DANCING, CHANCEY!
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These girls are the most phony ass beeaaches EVER!
Mr. Bigg, enough with the dye job dude!
The Russian guy acts like I riade the bus (I meditate when I'm on the bus).
Advice to Russian Guy: GO BACK TO DANCING, CHANCEY!
A GREAT DAY FOR WADE!
Today I came into work and... FREE APPLE JUICE!
I had a full glass.
KV, JB et al - you are good people!
Even if the free juice is not forever, you took the time, as my bosses, to make me feel like I make a difference.
BRAVO!
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Today I came into work and... FREE APPLE JUICE!
I had a full glass.
KV, JB et al - you are good people!
Even if the free juice is not forever, you took the time, as my bosses, to make me feel like I make a difference.
BRAVO!
February 22, 2004
WADE MARKS FIRST ANNIVERSARY IN HOBOKEN:
Tonight I had dinner with my friend Todd who helped me move in to my apartment in Hoboken a year ago this week. Todd and his fiance, Jess, recently moved into Hoboken as well.
Last year there was a lot of snow and all my friends were working, Todd took the day off and helped me out big time. Thanks Todd! Good luck to your Philly's.
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Tonight I had dinner with my friend Todd who helped me move in to my apartment in Hoboken a year ago this week. Todd and his fiance, Jess, recently moved into Hoboken as well.
Last year there was a lot of snow and all my friends were working, Todd took the day off and helped me out big time. Thanks Todd! Good luck to your Philly's.
WADE HAS AN UPCOMING SHOW!
FRIDAY
February 27th, 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
Very solid show!
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FRIDAY
February 27th, 8PM
The Big Night Out Comedy Variety Show
Rififi, 332 E. 11st (b. 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Jon Friedman
with Matt Goldich, Adam Wade, Aaron & Tony, Adam Cole-Kelly, Derek and Jay, Andrew Goldstein, and Jeromy Barber.
Very solid show!
MY BLOG IS NOT WORKING RIGHT!
BUT I AM WORKING HARD! DOING IT RIGHT, SO FAR!
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BUT I AM WORKING HARD! DOING IT RIGHT, SO FAR!
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February 21, 2004
WADE WORKS OUT HARD!
I just got back from the gym.
45 minutes on the treadmill at 4.1 mph.
I am so pumped.
Also - 30 crunches!
54 pushups, too!
I am big, I am wide, I am WADE!
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I just got back from the gym.
45 minutes on the treadmill at 4.1 mph.
I am so pumped.
Also - 30 crunches!
54 pushups, too!
I am big, I am wide, I am WADE!
BIG DAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Working hard and eating tons!
Big salad and a A&W Rootbeer.
Salt and Vinegar chips (the expensive ones)
MY buddy Barry is working today. He told me not to buy the LL BEAN boots I was thinking of getting. He says LL BEAN STINKS! And he's from Maine.
I don't know what I'm going to do now -bootwise.
I hit Alpahabet city last night with some friends and a bunch of hipsters tried picking a fight with my good buddy Jgo. I was happy about that.
Tonight should be a huge one in HOBOKEN! I am sure the regulars will be out in full force. NOT HIPSTERS dare come into my favorite bar. They'd get a big BOOT in the arse!
Spring Training (baseball) is starting up! I'm very excited.
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Working hard and eating tons!
Big salad and a A&W Rootbeer.
Salt and Vinegar chips (the expensive ones)
MY buddy Barry is working today. He told me not to buy the LL BEAN boots I was thinking of getting. He says LL BEAN STINKS! And he's from Maine.
I don't know what I'm going to do now -bootwise.
I hit Alpahabet city last night with some friends and a bunch of hipsters tried picking a fight with my good buddy Jgo. I was happy about that.
Tonight should be a huge one in HOBOKEN! I am sure the regulars will be out in full force. NOT HIPSTERS dare come into my favorite bar. They'd get a big BOOT in the arse!
Spring Training (baseball) is starting up! I'm very excited.
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February 20, 2004
NO DAY OFF FOR WADE THIS WEEK:
I just got called in to work at NBC.
I just ate a wheat bagel and a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
I'm off!
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I just got called in to work at NBC.
I just ate a wheat bagel and a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
I'm off!
February 19, 2004
DON'T MIX:
Energy drink and chocolates!
My tummy is hurting!
CELEBRITY SITING:
I just saw Harrison Ford on 61 and Second Ave. He looked 61.
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Energy drink and chocolates!
My tummy is hurting!
CELEBRITY SITING:
I just saw Harrison Ford on 61 and Second Ave. He looked 61.
WHAT DID WADE EAT FOR LUNCH:
tuna on a sweet roll with let, tom, red onion
two helpings of mac salad
beets
a couple of mini-Oreos
Two glasses of water
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tuna on a sweet roll with let, tom, red onion
two helpings of mac salad
beets
a couple of mini-Oreos
Two glasses of water
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
Ms. Katie Stricker of Brooklyn, NY
(photo coming soon)
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Ms. Katie Stricker of Brooklyn, NY
(photo coming soon)
POSSIBLE NEW TITLES FOR THIS SITE (REPLACING THE JOURNEY OF ADAM WADE):
WADE AND HIS JUICE
WHY WE CARE ABOUT WADE AND APPLE JUICE
SPONSORED BY MOTTS
THE JOURNEY OF APPLE JUICE
and lastly
ADAM WADE THE MF-er LOVES APPLE JUICE!
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WADE AND HIS JUICE
WHY WE CARE ABOUT WADE AND APPLE JUICE
SPONSORED BY MOTTS
THE JOURNEY OF APPLE JUICE
and lastly
ADAM WADE THE MF-er LOVES APPLE JUICE!
WADE AT WORK:
Didn't check the fridge yet, but it doesn't matter, I BROUGHT MY OWN J. *(short for juice) today!
Today is a good day!
*A nice person gave me my J. as a gift!
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Didn't check the fridge yet, but it doesn't matter, I BROUGHT MY OWN J. *(short for juice) today!
Today is a good day!
*A nice person gave me my J. as a gift!
BIG NEWS:
�Stuttering John� to join �Tonight Show�
Stern sidekick will be announcer, perform in sketches.
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�Stuttering John� to join �Tonight Show�
Stern sidekick will be announcer, perform in sketches.
THE 'GIVE WADE GOOD ADVICE BEFORE A BIG NIGHT OUT'' AWARD GOES TO:
KV! A class act if there ever was one.
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KV! A class act if there ever was one.
February 18, 2004
WADE IS READY TO GET SOME SLEEPY:
The fact I have a 'gift' of a free bottle of apple juice -to bring to work tomorrow means I will sleep soundly (meaning I will sleep well tonight!!!!). And I don't have to report the fact my workplace has excess pairs of panty hose...
(don't even try to ask me WHO had to run out and buy the pantyhose today- and by the way, they were size 'D' which I found out are THE big ones, like men in drag would wear - hence forth the embarrassment of going into several stores in NYC and having to ask where the 'LARGER' size pantyhose would be located)
...but my workplace lacks juice of any kind!
(please, I must let you people know I ate over 20 dollars worth or free food/bottle water/ soda etc today. So I'm reporting on the lose of free juice. I'm not trying to complain.. alright, I love my bosses and I don't want to get fired. What juice? Who cares? They turn their heads when I go for thirds on the meatball heroes. Who cares about a little juice. I think I am having a free food/ no juice/ whatever happened to the WADE DIET.... I am having a blog meltdown.)
Anyway...
THE QUEEN OF THE JUICE (Connie's roommate):
I appreciate the thoughtfulness!
G'Night!
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The fact I have a 'gift' of a free bottle of apple juice -to bring to work tomorrow means I will sleep soundly (meaning I will sleep well tonight!!!!). And I don't have to report the fact my workplace has excess pairs of panty hose...
(don't even try to ask me WHO had to run out and buy the pantyhose today- and by the way, they were size 'D' which I found out are THE big ones, like men in drag would wear - hence forth the embarrassment of going into several stores in NYC and having to ask where the 'LARGER' size pantyhose would be located)
...but my workplace lacks juice of any kind!
(please, I must let you people know I ate over 20 dollars worth or free food/bottle water/ soda etc today. So I'm reporting on the lose of free juice. I'm not trying to complain.. alright, I love my bosses and I don't want to get fired. What juice? Who cares? They turn their heads when I go for thirds on the meatball heroes. Who cares about a little juice. I think I am having a free food/ no juice/ whatever happened to the WADE DIET.... I am having a blog meltdown.)
Anyway...
THE QUEEN OF THE JUICE (Connie's roommate):
I appreciate the thoughtfulness!
G'Night!
NO JUICE - BUT WADE PIGS OUT, VOWS TO START DIETING NEXT MONDAY!
I am out of control.
We've been at the TV studio since 1:45pm and this is what I've eaten:
Hand full of raisinets
2 handfuls of pistashios
4 bottled waters (8 oz)
15 (approx) gummy bears
3 Oreos
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I am out of control.
We've been at the TV studio since 1:45pm and this is what I've eaten:
Hand full of raisinets
2 handfuls of pistashios
4 bottled waters (8 oz)
15 (approx) gummy bears
3 Oreos
WADE GIVES YOU REAL NEWS!
Story from BBC NEWS:
'Cash family blocks haemorrhoid ad'
The family of late singer Johnny Cash has blocked an attempt by advertisers to use his hit song Ring of Fire to promote haemorrhoid-relief products.
The idea had been backed by Merle Kilgore, who co-wrote the song.
Cash's daughter Rosanne said the family "would never allow the song to be demeaned like that".
He said at first he thought the idea was funny, and he had often joked about haemorrhoids onstage whenever he would introduce Ring of Fire.
But Rosanne Cash told the Nashville-based Tennessean newspaper he had not consulted the family.
She said: "The song is about the transformative power of love and that's what it has always meant to me and that's what it will always mean to the Cash children."
TV producer Sula Miller, of Big Grin Productions in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, said she had thought of the idea while suffering from the condition.
Johnny Cash, a legend of US country music, died in September aged 71.
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Story from BBC NEWS:
'Cash family blocks haemorrhoid ad'
The family of late singer Johnny Cash has blocked an attempt by advertisers to use his hit song Ring of Fire to promote haemorrhoid-relief products.
The idea had been backed by Merle Kilgore, who co-wrote the song.
Cash's daughter Rosanne said the family "would never allow the song to be demeaned like that".
He said at first he thought the idea was funny, and he had often joked about haemorrhoids onstage whenever he would introduce Ring of Fire.
But Rosanne Cash told the Nashville-based Tennessean newspaper he had not consulted the family.
She said: "The song is about the transformative power of love and that's what it has always meant to me and that's what it will always mean to the Cash children."
TV producer Sula Miller, of Big Grin Productions in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, said she had thought of the idea while suffering from the condition.
Johnny Cash, a legend of US country music, died in September aged 71.
WADE LIKES THESE DAWGS:
FREE HOT DOGS TODAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL! I HAD ONE, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAD THREE (BEEF ONES)! I CAN'T SAY WHO BECAUSE I WILL GET FIRED!
FYI:
THEY WERE FOOT LONG!
SARAH, the girl I work with won't stop bugging me. She's not anti-juice, JUST ANTI WADE!
I don't know why?
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FREE HOT DOGS TODAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL! I HAD ONE, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAD THREE (BEEF ONES)! I CAN'T SAY WHO BECAUSE I WILL GET FIRED!
FYI:
THEY WERE FOOT LONG!
SARAH, the girl I work with won't stop bugging me. She's not anti-juice, JUST ANTI WADE!
I don't know why?
NO JUICE!!!!!!
I just checked the refrig and.... yes, NO JUICE!
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I just checked the refrig and.... yes, NO JUICE!
February 17, 2004
I just had a dream! I woke up, turned my computer on etc!
I had a dream that...
TOMORROW MORNING I WALK INTO WORK AND...
THERE'S JUICE!
NOT JUST JUICE...
MY FAVORITE...
APPLE JUICE!
Will this DREAM become a REALITY TOMORROW??????
Stay Tuned!
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I had a dream that...
TOMORROW MORNING I WALK INTO WORK AND...
THERE'S JUICE!
NOT JUST JUICE...
MY FAVORITE...
APPLE JUICE!
Will this DREAM become a REALITY TOMORROW??????
Stay Tuned!
FILE UNDER - TOO MUCH INFO:
The free meatball hoagies today at Comedy Central really gave me an AWFUL CASE OF GAS!
Sorry 126 Bus from NYC - HOBOKEN and the girl who talked on her phone EXTREMELY LOUD when I was trying to read my book. I left you all with a STINKER!
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The free meatball hoagies today at Comedy Central really gave me an AWFUL CASE OF GAS!
Sorry 126 Bus from NYC - HOBOKEN and the girl who talked on her phone EXTREMELY LOUD when I was trying to read my book. I left you all with a STINKER!
THE 'WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT TODAY?' AWARD GOES TO:
Ms. Jessica Borovay of Brooklyn, NY
(photo coming soon)
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
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Ms. Jessica Borovay of Brooklyn, NY
(photo coming soon)
DO WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one WADE is wearing here?
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
REDSOX FANS, Bill Simmons tries to make us feel better, and does.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040217
He has some priceless things to say about 'Bennifer' the Red Sox fan.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040217
He has some priceless things to say about 'Bennifer' the Red Sox fan.
WHAT'S GOOD?
I love the CHUNCKY CHOCOLATE BARS!
What's better than that?
Grab a handfull of peanut M&Ms and a handfull of RAISINETS
and shove them in your mouth.
THAT'S WHAT IS GOOD!
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I love the CHUNCKY CHOCOLATE BARS!
What's better than that?
Grab a handfull of peanut M&Ms and a handfull of RAISINETS
and shove them in your mouth.
THAT'S WHAT IS GOOD!
I am currently writing a story. Excuse me , I am currently writing an epic.
The story is a somewhat fictional re-telling of the life of the GREATEST ATHLETE TO COME OUT OF THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE.
I CHANGED HIS NAME TO HIDE HIS INDENTITY, HIS NAME IS THE STORY IS:
WADE ADAMS
and the story is called:
'WHY DID ALL THE WOMEN IN THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE LOVE WADE ADAMS SO MUCH? WHY? BECAUSE HE WAS THE GREATEST ATHLETE TO EVER COME OUT OF THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, STUPID! PLUS HE WAS FILTHY RICH!'
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The story is a somewhat fictional re-telling of the life of the GREATEST ATHLETE TO COME OUT OF THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE.
I CHANGED HIS NAME TO HIDE HIS INDENTITY, HIS NAME IS THE STORY IS:
WADE ADAMS
and the story is called:
'WHY DID ALL THE WOMEN IN THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE LOVE WADE ADAMS SO MUCH? WHY? BECAUSE HE WAS THE GREATEST ATHLETE TO EVER COME OUT OF THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, STUPID! PLUS HE WAS FILTHY RICH!'
FREE FOOD ALERT!
Corn beef sandwich on a hard roll with Russian and mustard.
Green salad and macaroni salad.
Water.
THANK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL!
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Corn beef sandwich on a hard roll with Russian and mustard.
Green salad and macaroni salad.
Water.
THANK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL!
LET'S HAVE A POLL (go to the 'comments' at the bottom of this post):
WHO WANTS TO BAN TALK OF 'JUICE' FOREVER ON THIS SITE?
Just comment:
"I LOVE JUICE"
or
"NO MORE JUICE"
On Friday I will issue the results of this poll and if more than 50% of you say "NO MORE JUICE" then... there will be NO MORE TALK OF JUICE!"
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WHO WANTS TO BAN TALK OF 'JUICE' FOREVER ON THIS SITE?
Just comment:
"I LOVE JUICE"
or
"NO MORE JUICE"
On Friday I will issue the results of this poll and if more than 50% of you say "NO MORE JUICE" then... there will be NO MORE TALK OF JUICE!"
NO JUICE, WHO CARES?
I just sold three WADE t-shirts to fellow employees/bosses. No Juice, no problem. Really!
Okay I miss the juice, I can't help it. By buying t-shirts I'll have extra $$$$$$ to buy.... JUICE!
But let's remember: YOU CAN'T BUY FREE JUICE!
Perhaps.
For visitors to this site who went to high school with me (DEANO, GEORGE POULOS)
When you think of 'juice' which classmate do you think of?
(CLUE: "I'm going to the li-berry")
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I just sold three WADE t-shirts to fellow employees/bosses. No Juice, no problem. Really!
Okay I miss the juice, I can't help it. By buying t-shirts I'll have extra $$$$$$ to buy.... JUICE!
But let's remember: YOU CAN'T BUY FREE JUICE!
Perhaps.
For visitors to this site who went to high school with me (DEANO, GEORGE POULOS)
When you think of 'juice' which classmate do you think of?
(CLUE: "I'm going to the li-berry")
February 16, 2004
ENOUGH ABOUT THE .....
I know I promised to stop talking JUICE, but I am actually on my way to the old 'A and P' in Hoboken to pick up an assortment of .... _______________.
WHAT ABOUT THE DOG ____________.
Yes, the doodie problem in Hoboken is getting worse by the day. DOODIE DOODIE DOODIE!
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I know I promised to stop talking JUICE, but I am actually on my way to the old 'A and P' in Hoboken to pick up an assortment of .... _______________.
WHAT ABOUT THE DOG ____________.
Yes, the doodie problem in Hoboken is getting worse by the day. DOODIE DOODIE DOODIE!
FREE FOOD TODAY:
Seseame Chicken
Fried Rice
Hot Soup
Thank you Comedy Central
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Seseame Chicken
Fried Rice
Hot Soup
Thank you Comedy Central
NO JUICE IS FINE!:
I'm getting free lunch again! I feel very lucky.
NO MORE TALK ABOUT JUICE:
I'll take free food over juice any day.
I feel like an ingrate.
IT'S OFFICIAL:
No more juice talk!
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I'm getting free lunch again! I feel very lucky.
NO MORE TALK ABOUT JUICE:
I'll take free food over juice any day.
I feel like an ingrate.
IT'S OFFICIAL:
No more juice talk!
FYI: STILL JUICELESS AT COMEDY CENTRAL!
I CRAVE APPLE JUICE RIGHT NOW!
Guess I gotta go pay for it!
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I CRAVE APPLE JUICE RIGHT NOW!
Guess I gotta go pay for it!
WADE BACK AT COMEDY CENTRAL:
STILL NO JUICE - WEEK 6!
Okay I haven't checked yet. For some reason I didn't even attempt to open the refrig but... I am sure there's no juice. I don't see anybody drinking juice!
WADE GETS MAD AT HIS FAVORITE DINER CLOSE TO WORK!
The Evergreen diner on 47th street failed to have corn or blueberry muffins today at 9:15 am. I craved both! But Just got a coffee. They tried to woo me to the bran muffins, but I said,"NOPE!" They said because of the holiday they didn't make as many muffins. C'mon folks at Evergreen, some of us have to work on holidays.
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STILL NO JUICE - WEEK 6!
Okay I haven't checked yet. For some reason I didn't even attempt to open the refrig but... I am sure there's no juice. I don't see anybody drinking juice!
WADE GETS MAD AT HIS FAVORITE DINER CLOSE TO WORK!
The Evergreen diner on 47th street failed to have corn or blueberry muffins today at 9:15 am. I craved both! But Just got a coffee. They tried to woo me to the bran muffins, but I said,"NOPE!" They said because of the holiday they didn't make as many muffins. C'mon folks at Evergreen, some of us have to work on holidays.
February 15, 2004
CHUBBY GUYS DO GOOD AT SPORTS TOO!
�Daly herald: Earns first PGA win in nine years
Associated Press
SAN DIEGO -- John Daly buried his face in his hands and cried, a winner again thanks to a shot that epitomizes his turbulent career.
Daly birdied the 18th hole Sunday to win the Buick Invitational in a three-man playoff, his first PGA Tour victory in nearly nine years.
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�Daly herald: Earns first PGA win in nine years
Associated Press
SAN DIEGO -- John Daly buried his face in his hands and cried, a winner again thanks to a shot that epitomizes his turbulent career.
Daly birdied the 18th hole Sunday to win the Buick Invitational in a three-man playoff, his first PGA Tour victory in nearly nine years.
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DAY AFTER V DAY IS ROUGH HERE OVER AT THIS SITE:
I've had 2 visitors the past 2 hours. 2pm - 4pm.
Highs and lows folks. It happens.
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I've had 2 visitors the past 2 hours. 2pm - 4pm.
Highs and lows folks. It happens.
UPDATE ON 'ROLLING BLUNDER REVUE' DOCUMENTARY:
This past week I spent many hours trying to figure out what to do with the hour plus of footage show for the live 'Rolling Thunder Revue' show I produced.
Yes, it's basically a stage show consisting of:
- a sketch with music
- two stand up comedians doing 8 -12 minutes
- a two song art performance set by a duo rock band!!!
- 12 minutes of a preshow cab-ride to the show
I would like to edit it down to like a 25-35 minute 'variety movie short'
For now I have a 54 minute rough cut!
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This past week I spent many hours trying to figure out what to do with the hour plus of footage show for the live 'Rolling Thunder Revue' show I produced.
Yes, it's basically a stage show consisting of:
- a sketch with music
- two stand up comedians doing 8 -12 minutes
- a two song art performance set by a duo rock band!!!
- 12 minutes of a preshow cab-ride to the show
I would like to edit it down to like a 25-35 minute 'variety movie short'
For now I have a 54 minute rough cut!
TOMORROW WILL BE A ROUGH DAY FOR WADE:
Joe, the security guard (Star Watch), for Comedy Central and BIG LOSER from my one and only Superbowl bet this year, will be GLOATING tomorrow when I return to work.
YES, he is a big YANKEE fan and will be VERY VERY VERY EXCITED about the FACT THE RED SOX DID NOT GET A-ROD and the YANKEES DID!
He is a beloved security guard, don't get me wrong... BUT... man, I am in for it!
I REALLY RUBBED IN THE FACT HE LOST THE SUPERBOWL BET...
the empty 'Starbucks' cup of apple cider he bought for me (part of our bet, the Patiots won and he bought me this) is duct taped onto the wall at work.
now it's payback.
WADE CAN GIVE IT, BUT HE CAN'T TAKE IT!
LITERARY PEOPLE - WADE KNOW HE NEEDS THIS BOOK!
Sadly, I have two copies of this book and can't manage to get past page 4.
I'm sure you're not surprised.
Other notes:
SOME OF WADE'S FAVs are MIA:
Jodi and now DON... faithful readers and comments to this site have gone AWOL. I hope you are both well and I hope you return to making comments soon.
NBC SPORTS FREE FOOD TODAY:
Grilled chicken wraps, not bad.
Diet Sprite, good!
Cake and cookies, I'm laying off.
Tomato soup, luke warm but good.
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Joe, the security guard (Star Watch), for Comedy Central and BIG LOSER from my one and only Superbowl bet this year, will be GLOATING tomorrow when I return to work.
YES, he is a big YANKEE fan and will be VERY VERY VERY EXCITED about the FACT THE RED SOX DID NOT GET A-ROD and the YANKEES DID!
He is a beloved security guard, don't get me wrong... BUT... man, I am in for it!
I REALLY RUBBED IN THE FACT HE LOST THE SUPERBOWL BET...
the empty 'Starbucks' cup of apple cider he bought for me (part of our bet, the Patiots won and he bought me this) is duct taped onto the wall at work.
now it's payback.
WADE CAN GIVE IT, BUT HE CAN'T TAKE IT!
LITERARY PEOPLE - WADE KNOW HE NEEDS THIS BOOK!
Sadly, I have two copies of this book and can't manage to get past page 4.
I'm sure you're not surprised.
Other notes:
SOME OF WADE'S FAVs are MIA:
Jodi and now DON... faithful readers and comments to this site have gone AWOL. I hope you are both well and I hope you return to making comments soon.
NBC SPORTS FREE FOOD TODAY:
Grilled chicken wraps, not bad.
Diet Sprite, good!
Cake and cookies, I'm laying off.
Tomato soup, luke warm but good.
BIG SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Dan Hicks is here today! A fun guy to have around.
I got a free Starbucks today! Thank you NBC Sports!
Daytona 500 here we come and then... BULL RIDING! WHOOOOO!
Lunch is coming - FREE FREE FREE!!!!
Last night was a quiet early Saturday for me.
Had dinner with Pat Fitz (Ed Jr.), Sir Walter, Rich aka THE DUKE (who ate a grilled chicken salad- he's watching his figure), and Mighty Pat O' at my favorite pub in Hoboken.
Hit the hay early and got up early. WADE WORKS HARD, FOLKS!
Going to watch my Buddy Barry from NBC Sports' student film soon. He's excited for me to see it. Barry is cool.
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Dan Hicks is here today! A fun guy to have around.
I got a free Starbucks today! Thank you NBC Sports!
Daytona 500 here we come and then... BULL RIDING! WHOOOOO!
Lunch is coming - FREE FREE FREE!!!!
Last night was a quiet early Saturday for me.
Had dinner with Pat Fitz (Ed Jr.), Sir Walter, Rich aka THE DUKE (who ate a grilled chicken salad- he's watching his figure), and Mighty Pat O' at my favorite pub in Hoboken.
Hit the hay early and got up early. WADE WORKS HARD, FOLKS!
Going to watch my Buddy Barry from NBC Sports' student film soon. He's excited for me to see it. Barry is cool.
February 14, 2004
A-ROD TO YANKEES UPDATE:
WADE (SUPER REDS OX FAN) STILL IN MAJOR SHOCK
"I feel worse than I did the night of game 7 of the ALCS!"
"Stunned."
This is NOT a good VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT!"
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WADE (SUPER REDS OX FAN) STILL IN MAJOR SHOCK
"I feel worse than I did the night of game 7 of the ALCS!"
"Stunned."
This is NOT a good VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT!"
YANKS GET A-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS RED SOX FAN'S HEART IS BROKEN!
Newsday NYC
By Jon Heyman and Ken Davidoff
Staff Writer
February 14, 2004, 3:02 PM EST
The Yankees and Rangers have an agreement in principle on a monster trade that will send superstar shortstop Alex Rodriguez to New York in exchange for Alfonso Soriano, Newsday has learned.
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THIS RED SOX FAN'S HEART IS BROKEN!
Newsday NYC
By Jon Heyman and Ken Davidoff
Staff Writer
February 14, 2004, 3:02 PM EST
The Yankees and Rangers have an agreement in principle on a monster trade that will send superstar shortstop Alex Rodriguez to New York in exchange for Alfonso Soriano, Newsday has learned.
VALENTINE'S DAY, WADE-STYLE:
What do you want me to say about this?
I haven't had a good Valentine's Day since 1993 when I went to the high school Valentine's Day dance with a senior... Bridget Eaton.
HIGHLIGHTS OF V DAY 1993!
-She drove a red car!
-We had Chinese food with all her cool friends.
-When Briget picked me up, my dad told her my 'cat was very jealous of her... because the cat was my first girlfriend.' (this was very awkward)
-I didn't dance much, I wasn't as secure in my inablility to keep the beat back then. I feel that turned her off.
-I never went out with Bridget again.
I know what you're thinking... this was a 'GOOD' Valentine's Day?
Folks, this was my best Valentine's Day.
Poor Wade!
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What do you want me to say about this?
I haven't had a good Valentine's Day since 1993 when I went to the high school Valentine's Day dance with a senior... Bridget Eaton.
HIGHLIGHTS OF V DAY 1993!
-She drove a red car!
-We had Chinese food with all her cool friends.
-When Briget picked me up, my dad told her my 'cat was very jealous of her... because the cat was my first girlfriend.' (this was very awkward)
-I didn't dance much, I wasn't as secure in my inablility to keep the beat back then. I feel that turned her off.
-I never went out with Bridget again.
I know what you're thinking... this was a 'GOOD' Valentine's Day?
Folks, this was my best Valentine's Day.
Poor Wade!
DAMN YANKEES:
A-ROD FEVER HITS NYC
NY POST
By GEORGE KING
February 14, 2004 -- EXCLUSIVE
Operating with the attitude that the answer is always no unless you ask, Brian Cashman approached the Rangers about a deal that would have brought Alex Rodriguez to the Yankees, The Post has learned.
WADE THINKS:
This will never happen! The Rangers just named him captain of their team. IT CAN'T HAPPEN!
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A-ROD FEVER HITS NYC
NY POST
By GEORGE KING
February 14, 2004 -- EXCLUSIVE
Operating with the attitude that the answer is always no unless you ask, Brian Cashman approached the Rangers about a deal that would have brought Alex Rodriguez to the Yankees, The Post has learned.
WADE THINKS:
This will never happen! The Rangers just named him captain of their team. IT CAN'T HAPPEN!
BACK TO THE FACTORY!
Big show last night at the benefit for 'Nosedive Productions.' The comedy troupe was very funny! The other comedians - Joe and Kristine - were great! And the drunk crowd was FANTASTIC!
Nice to see Thalia (hope I'm spelling it right, nice to meet you) and Marie, Zak and Marie's roommate.
Took the bus back to Hoboken and hit my favorite bar. Most of the regulars were still out and about.
I nursed a beer for an hour and went home.
REALITY: Now... early morning at NBC Sports. ARENA FOOTBALL!
THE AFL STUDIO SHOW TALENT: Glenn (don't call me 'Glen') Parker and the great Al Trautwig are here. Good guys.
MY BUDDY BARRY: He's in the house! He's a GREAT GUY with a new haircut. He is no longer wearing his Magnum PI shirts though.
FREE FOOD TODAY: Chicken Pot Pie!!!! I can't wait.
FREE JUICE: Thick OJ - the expensive kind!
BAD COFFEE: The Dunkin Donuts on 50th and 7th Ave - gross! How do you screw up the best coffee ever.
BAD DEODORANT: I went to buy a new deodorant stick today at Duane Read (an extra for my gym bag) I LOVE 'BRUTE 33' - Keeps me feeling fresh! Call me crazy but I LIKE NEW DEODORANT and... the one I opened WAS USED! Needless to say... I threw it away.
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Big show last night at the benefit for 'Nosedive Productions.' The comedy troupe was very funny! The other comedians - Joe and Kristine - were great! And the drunk crowd was FANTASTIC!
Nice to see Thalia (hope I'm spelling it right, nice to meet you) and Marie, Zak and Marie's roommate.
Took the bus back to Hoboken and hit my favorite bar. Most of the regulars were still out and about.
I nursed a beer for an hour and went home.
REALITY: Now... early morning at NBC Sports. ARENA FOOTBALL!
THE AFL STUDIO SHOW TALENT: Glenn (don't call me 'Glen') Parker and the great Al Trautwig are here. Good guys.
MY BUDDY BARRY: He's in the house! He's a GREAT GUY with a new haircut. He is no longer wearing his Magnum PI shirts though.
FREE FOOD TODAY: Chicken Pot Pie!!!! I can't wait.
FREE JUICE: Thick OJ - the expensive kind!
BAD COFFEE: The Dunkin Donuts on 50th and 7th Ave - gross! How do you screw up the best coffee ever.
BAD DEODORANT: I went to buy a new deodorant stick today at Duane Read (an extra for my gym bag) I LOVE 'BRUTE 33' - Keeps me feeling fresh! Call me crazy but I LIKE NEW DEODORANT and... the one I opened WAS USED! Needless to say... I threw it away.
February 13, 2004
WADE MINI MOVIE REVIEWS:
THE MOVIE 'LOCAL HERO'
Dated in it's music and low budget effects, but the rare authenticity of the story and the people/characters make it a 'MUST SEE!'
-SHOUT OUT TO BARRY FROM NBC SPORTS WHO TOLD ME ABOUT IT!
THE MOVIE 'AMARCORD'
Fellini's GEM! A very personal portrait of a town in Italy in the 1930's. PT ANDERSON has watched this movie many times, I am sure of that. ANOTHER MUST SEE!
BOTH WERE RENTED FREE AT THE HOBOKEN LIBRARY!
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THE MOVIE 'LOCAL HERO'
Dated in it's music and low budget effects, but the rare authenticity of the story and the people/characters make it a 'MUST SEE!'
-SHOUT OUT TO BARRY FROM NBC SPORTS WHO TOLD ME ABOUT IT!
THE MOVIE 'AMARCORD'
Fellini's GEM! A very personal portrait of a town in Italy in the 1930's. PT ANDERSON has watched this movie many times, I am sure of that. ANOTHER MUST SEE!
BOTH WERE RENTED FREE AT THE HOBOKEN LIBRARY!
February 12, 2004
MAJOR WADE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
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Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:
THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030
Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)
WADE GETS WHAT HE DERSERVES:
So I'm at the haircut place and it's packed. THE HOT ONE and the nice lady were both working. Finally it's my turn to get a haircut and THE HOT ONE is going to cut my hair. Then the old guy, old school barber who owns the place comes out of the bathroom, coughing up a storm and yells, "Okay, who's next?"
I got screwed! The guy gave me a crappy haircut and coughed all over me and didn't cover his mouth. I still gave him a $2 tip. Why? I have no clue. I try to be a good guy.
I wish I had at least had the nice lady cut my hair. At least she doesn't cough all over me.
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So I'm at the haircut place and it's packed. THE HOT ONE and the nice lady were both working. Finally it's my turn to get a haircut and THE HOT ONE is going to cut my hair. Then the old guy, old school barber who owns the place comes out of the bathroom, coughing up a storm and yells, "Okay, who's next?"
I got screwed! The guy gave me a crappy haircut and coughed all over me and didn't cover his mouth. I still gave him a $2 tip. Why? I have no clue. I try to be a good guy.
I wish I had at least had the nice lady cut my hair. At least she doesn't cough all over me.
WADE WORKS HARD!
I gotta work hard today and get things done!
I had the morning off and I slept in. I must run now and get a haircut! There are two ladies that cut hair at the place I go to. One is SMOKING HOT! The other is a very nice lady.
All these big deal Hoboken guys get there haircut from the HOT ONE. I always end up on the short end of the stick with the 'very nice lady.' I will keep you posted on what happens today. I know it's just a haircut, but... you know. I think 1-4 times I should get the HOT ONE. Man, I am setting myself up for failure.
WADE'S NEXT PERFORMANCE:
12-15 minute set at
Nosedive Productions' upcoming winter fundraiser.
THIS Friday, February 13, the day before Valentine's Day, we'll be
having our semi-annual variety show & party, "Jesus is My
Valentine," at the Looking Glass Theatre (422 West 57th
Street between 9th & 10th) from 10 pm on. It's $20, and we have an
open bar. That's right. All you can drink.
The good people of Nosedive Productions know how to have a good time!
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I gotta work hard today and get things done!
I had the morning off and I slept in. I must run now and get a haircut! There are two ladies that cut hair at the place I go to. One is SMOKING HOT! The other is a very nice lady.
All these big deal Hoboken guys get there haircut from the HOT ONE. I always end up on the short end of the stick with the 'very nice lady.' I will keep you posted on what happens today. I know it's just a haircut, but... you know. I think 1-4 times I should get the HOT ONE. Man, I am setting myself up for failure.
WADE'S NEXT PERFORMANCE:
12-15 minute set at
Nosedive Productions' upcoming winter fundraiser.
THIS Friday, February 13, the day before Valentine's Day, we'll be
having our semi-annual variety show & party, "Jesus is My
Valentine," at the Looking Glass Theatre (422 West 57th
Street between 9th & 10th) from 10 pm on. It's $20, and we have an
open bar. That's right. All you can drink.
The good people of Nosedive Productions know how to have a good time!
February 11, 2004
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
WADE GETS YET ANOTHER FAN EMAIL FROM A GUY NAMED 'ADAM WADE'
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dear adam wade
cool name...
�
my names WADE also...
�
regards,
�
Adam Wade
Detroit, MI
__________________________
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WADE GETS YET ANOTHER FAN EMAIL FROM A GUY NAMED 'ADAM WADE'
____________________
dear adam wade
cool name...
�
my names WADE also...
�
regards,
�
Adam Wade
Detroit, MI
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WADE HAS A DOG _______ INCIDENT IN HOBOKEN:
Man, there is a lot of dog 'stuff' around Hoboken. Hey I love dogs don't get me wrong but let's curb folks!!!!! It's everywhere, every ten feet. Forget the Gucci and Coach bags, pick up the ________ girlfriends.
Today I... yes... stepped on two '______' and yes, two different pair of shoes. I'm watching my posture and trying to keep my head up when I walk straight and... ______! I am back to walking hunched over and staring at the ground.
So just now I saw a women in her 40's walking her BIG dog. He ________ and she tugged his collar and started to walk away. I screamed, "What about the 'KA KEE'? Oh Miss... you're forgetting about the 'KA KEE'. " She gave me a dirty look and kept walking. I got really upset and yelled, "I HOPE YOU STEP ON A BIG ________ REAL SOON!"
I hardly ever lose my composure but... men, women, if you got a dog... CURB IT!!!!!!!
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WADE HAS A DOG _______ INCIDENT IN HOBOKEN:
Man, there is a lot of dog 'stuff' around Hoboken. Hey I love dogs don't get me wrong but let's curb folks!!!!! It's everywhere, every ten feet. Forget the Gucci and Coach bags, pick up the ________ girlfriends.
Today I... yes... stepped on two '______' and yes, two different pair of shoes. I'm watching my posture and trying to keep my head up when I walk straight and... ______! I am back to walking hunched over and staring at the ground.
So just now I saw a women in her 40's walking her BIG dog. He ________ and she tugged his collar and started to walk away. I screamed, "What about the 'KA KEE'? Oh Miss... you're forgetting about the 'KA KEE'. " She gave me a dirty look and kept walking. I got really upset and yelled, "I HOPE YOU STEP ON A BIG ________ REAL SOON!"
I hardly ever lose my composure but... men, women, if you got a dog... CURB IT!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT WADE:
MY good friend, George Alexiou, officially became a police officer in Fairview, NJ. Georgie was my first friend in NJ and his family have had me over for Thanksgiving, and 4th of July among other holidays when I was unable to go home to NH. George is also featured in many of my movie shorts as 'PARTHENON GEORGE!'
I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF YOU GEORGE!!!!!!
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MY good friend, George Alexiou, officially became a police officer in Fairview, NJ. Georgie was my first friend in NJ and his family have had me over for Thanksgiving, and 4th of July among other holidays when I was unable to go home to NH. George is also featured in many of my movie shorts as 'PARTHENON GEORGE!'
I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF YOU GEORGE!!!!!!
February 10, 2004
STILL GETTING READY FOR TONIGHT!
WADE WORKS EXTREMELY HARD FOR WADE!
I just finished off a big thing of apple juice I bought today.
Yes, alot of apple juice in the system!
I worked out the 30 minute show a few times.
NOW IT'S TIME TO DO IT!
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WADE WORKS EXTREMELY HARD FOR WADE!
I just finished off a big thing of apple juice I bought today.
Yes, alot of apple juice in the system!
I worked out the 30 minute show a few times.
NOW IT'S TIME TO DO IT!
WHY IS WADE IN A BAD MOOD/TENSE?:
My new computer printer sucks the big one!
It won't print anything.
I gotta go take a walk.
I'm stressing folks!
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My new computer printer sucks the big one!
It won't print anything.
I gotta go take a walk.
I'm stressing folks!
GAME DAY HOBOKEN!
Today is the day of my biggest show in Hoboken yet!
Signs are in the Port Authority.
A sign is in the A&P.
Signs are on those post it boards along Washington Street.
THE SIGNS SAY:
Tues. Feb 10th
ADAM WADE
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 WASHINGTON ST. (BY THE McDs)
HOBOKEN, NJ
9:45pm
It's going to be a very interesting night, folks!
HOW WADE PREPARES:
DUNKIN DONUTS AND A WHEAT BAGEL!
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Today is the day of my biggest show in Hoboken yet!
Signs are in the Port Authority.
A sign is in the A&P.
Signs are on those post it boards along Washington Street.
THE SIGNS SAY:
Tues. Feb 10th
ADAM WADE
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 WASHINGTON ST. (BY THE McDs)
HOBOKEN, NJ
9:45pm
It's going to be a very interesting night, folks!
HOW WADE PREPARES:
DUNKIN DONUTS AND A WHEAT BAGEL!
February 09, 2004
WADE MAKES HIS OWN DINNER!
Tonight I cooked steak, rice, corn, and make a salad.
I also made chocolate chip cookies (ie I bought Cookie Dough and baked that).
WOW! That's something. And the food was great (okay a bit over-cooked!
WADE IN SOME ART THING IN VERMONT (BIG DEAL!):
For Vermont artist Paul Helzer's exhibit and it's showings click here.
Paul Felzer, a fellow New Englander who is transplanted in NYC works with me at Comedy Central. He's been CREATING things for many years. The multimedia artwork I take part in is VERY VERY COOL! Happy to be part of it.
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Tonight I cooked steak, rice, corn, and make a salad.
I also made chocolate chip cookies (ie I bought Cookie Dough and baked that).
WOW! That's something. And the food was great (okay a bit over-cooked!
WADE IN SOME ART THING IN VERMONT (BIG DEAL!):
For Vermont artist Paul Helzer's exhibit and it's showings click here.
Paul Felzer, a fellow New Englander who is transplanted in NYC works with me at Comedy Central. He's been CREATING things for many years. The multimedia artwork I take part in is VERY VERY COOL! Happy to be part of it.
WADE WORKS HARD FOR WADE TODAY!
Yeah, it's all about WADE today!
I'm working on all my own stuff today. I gotta buy my own juice, but you know what, WADE INC. promises all it's employees FREE JUICE once we go public on the NYSE (hopefully by 2050).
It's cloudy.
I am actually working on the ULTIMATE 40 minute WADE BOOTLEG right now.
Archiving stuff from my college radio days, 'THE MAN THEY CALL ELVIS RADIO SHOW'
Archiving early performances "Selena... is that you? I told you I'd remember you name."
Archiving poetry slams, "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY."
Archiving drunk ramblings I make on my tape recorder ("The sun is... tough, man.')
NOTE ON THE GRAMMIES: How about that creepy guy trying to convince people not to download free songs? That was weird.
NOTE ON THE WEATHER:
Cold.
NOTE ON LIFE:
Putting flyers at the NYC Port Authority WORKS - NO JOKE!
NOTE ON LOVE:
What does it mean when a girl says, "Please to meet you." And then turns away, leaving you with your 2 hour old nursed beer?
NOTE ON WADE:
I am procrastinating.
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Yeah, it's all about WADE today!
I'm working on all my own stuff today. I gotta buy my own juice, but you know what, WADE INC. promises all it's employees FREE JUICE once we go public on the NYSE (hopefully by 2050).
It's cloudy.
I am actually working on the ULTIMATE 40 minute WADE BOOTLEG right now.
Archiving stuff from my college radio days, 'THE MAN THEY CALL ELVIS RADIO SHOW'
Archiving early performances "Selena... is that you? I told you I'd remember you name."
Archiving poetry slams, "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY."
Archiving drunk ramblings I make on my tape recorder ("The sun is... tough, man.')
NOTE ON THE GRAMMIES: How about that creepy guy trying to convince people not to download free songs? That was weird.
NOTE ON THE WEATHER:
Cold.
NOTE ON LIFE:
Putting flyers at the NYC Port Authority WORKS - NO JOKE!
NOTE ON LOVE:
What does it mean when a girl says, "Please to meet you." And then turns away, leaving you with your 2 hour old nursed beer?
NOTE ON WADE:
I am procrastinating.
February 08, 2004
WADE GRAMMY UPDATE!
THE WHITE STRIPES RULED AND ROCKED!
MEG WHITE IS SEXY THAN JANET JACKSON!
REALLY?
YES!
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THE WHITE STRIPES RULED AND ROCKED!
MEG WHITE IS SEXY THAN JANET JACKSON!
REALLY?
YES!
WADE TID BITS:
CHECK OUT BUSTER
THE REAL DEAL! ON DVD.
MINI MOVIE REVIEW:
Star Wars II: Slow, sloppy, sleepy, zzzzzzzz.
AFL is beginning shortly!
Busy day at NBC Sports.
FREE CHICKEN PARM FOR LUNCH! - GOOD!
John Bon Jovi is at an AFL GAME.
(he owns the Philly team).
I FORGOT - FREE JUICE HERE AT NBC SPORTS.
I WANNA BUY THESE BOOTS AT LL BEAN
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CHECK OUT BUSTER
THE REAL DEAL! ON DVD.
MINI MOVIE REVIEW:
Star Wars II: Slow, sloppy, sleepy, zzzzzzzz.
AFL is beginning shortly!
Busy day at NBC Sports.
FREE CHICKEN PARM FOR LUNCH! - GOOD!
John Bon Jovi is at an AFL GAME.
(he owns the Philly team).
I FORGOT - FREE JUICE HERE AT NBC SPORTS.
I WANNA BUY THESE BOOTS AT LL BEAN
SUPER SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS
FIRST DAY OF THE SEASON FOR ARENA FOOTBALL
A lot of people excited here!
Went drinking last night after working out (40 minutes, treadmill 4.2).
Drinking = 4 hours = 3 1/2 beers = a lot of nursing the beers = WADE!
Cousin John and Rutgers John were the only regulars representing.
Tried talking up my show this coming....
Tues. Feb 10th, 2004
ARTKORE
FEATURED ARTIST: ADAM WADE
PERFORMING THE ORIGINAL OPUS "PENGUIN"
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 Washington St.
Hoboken, NJ
9:45pm
I had difficulty trying to explain the show especially to girls at the bar.
"It's about Penguins... It's about being the King of the Penguins"
(Girl; #1 "Huh?")
"This complex world would be far away... if I were a Penguin everyday."
(Girl #3: "Say What?")
"Nevermind."
In all honesty the show makes sense. But you JUST GOTTA SEE IT! What I should have told the Jersey girls at the bar is that it is ABOUT AUTHENTICITY! It's about being yourself and not giving a damn. That free feeling! Being glad you're you! It's about not caring what girls with big hair think or guys who wear tank tops in bars when it's 15 degrees out. . It's about WADE!
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FIRST DAY OF THE SEASON FOR ARENA FOOTBALL
A lot of people excited here!
Went drinking last night after working out (40 minutes, treadmill 4.2).
Drinking = 4 hours = 3 1/2 beers = a lot of nursing the beers = WADE!
Cousin John and Rutgers John were the only regulars representing.
Tried talking up my show this coming....
Tues. Feb 10th, 2004
ARTKORE
FEATURED ARTIST: ADAM WADE
PERFORMING THE ORIGINAL OPUS "PENGUIN"
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 Washington St.
Hoboken, NJ
9:45pm
I had difficulty trying to explain the show especially to girls at the bar.
"It's about Penguins... It's about being the King of the Penguins"
(Girl; #1 "Huh?")
"This complex world would be far away... if I were a Penguin everyday."
(Girl #3: "Say What?")
"Nevermind."
In all honesty the show makes sense. But you JUST GOTTA SEE IT! What I should have told the Jersey girls at the bar is that it is ABOUT AUTHENTICITY! It's about being yourself and not giving a damn. That free feeling! Being glad you're you! It's about not caring what girls with big hair think or guys who wear tank tops in bars when it's 15 degrees out. . It's about WADE!
February 07, 2004
WADE THE MOVIE REVIEWER:
I will review the following movies this week
1) Federico Fellini's Amarcord
2) Star Wars Ep 2
3) Local Hero
4) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
I RENTED ALL OF THEM AT THE HOBOKEN LIBRARY (FREE!).
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I will review the following movies this week
1) Federico Fellini's Amarcord
2) Star Wars Ep 2
3) Local Hero
4) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
I RENTED ALL OF THEM AT THE HOBOKEN LIBRARY (FREE!).
THE UNION LEADER DAILY NEWSPAPER IN NH
recently published a lengthy article about
Southern New Hampshire University basketball coach Stan Spirou.
(WADE: Spriou is a GREAT COACH, and a GREAT GREEK! I grew up going to his games with my cousin {Greg T. Poulos} at the PENMEN FIELD HOUSE.)
The article talks about how Spirou was featured on College Sports Television's: �CSTV Crystal Ball: The Sport Politic.� The all-sports network�s half-hour special, that ran last Monday at 9 p.m. Among the various segments looking at this year�s Presidential primary race is Spirou�s �Presidential Hopefuls� X�s and O�s,� with the coach breaking down each candidate.
WHAT THE UNION LEADER FAILED TO MENTION WAS THAT FORMER MANCHESTER CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL GOLF CAPTAIN, ADAM WADE, WILL BE FEATURED ON COLLEGE SPORTS TELEVISION this Sunday and Monday on a replay of the 'WALK-ON TRY OUT SHOW'... WHERE HE STEALS THE FIRST 7 MINUTES OF THE PROGRAM!
DID THE UNION LEADER DROP THE BALL... BIG TIME?
check out WADE THE OTHER GREEK FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!
Direct TV ch 610
Sun, Feb. 8
4:00 pm
CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
Mon, Feb. 9
8:00 am
CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
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recently published a lengthy article about
Southern New Hampshire University basketball coach Stan Spirou.
(WADE: Spriou is a GREAT COACH, and a GREAT GREEK! I grew up going to his games with my cousin {Greg T. Poulos} at the PENMEN FIELD HOUSE.)
The article talks about how Spirou was featured on College Sports Television's: �CSTV Crystal Ball: The Sport Politic.� The all-sports network�s half-hour special, that ran last Monday at 9 p.m. Among the various segments looking at this year�s Presidential primary race is Spirou�s �Presidential Hopefuls� X�s and O�s,� with the coach breaking down each candidate.
WHAT THE UNION LEADER FAILED TO MENTION WAS THAT FORMER MANCHESTER CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL GOLF CAPTAIN, ADAM WADE, WILL BE FEATURED ON COLLEGE SPORTS TELEVISION this Sunday and Monday on a replay of the 'WALK-ON TRY OUT SHOW'... WHERE HE STEALS THE FIRST 7 MINUTES OF THE PROGRAM!
DID THE UNION LEADER DROP THE BALL... BIG TIME?
check out WADE THE OTHER GREEK FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!
Direct TV ch 610
Sun, Feb. 8
4:00 pm
CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
Mon, Feb. 9
8:00 am
CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
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'WOW THAT'S WADE' PERSON OF THE WEEK:
JERRY FROM NBC!
I'm working today at NBC Sports and my buddy Jerry comes up to me and tells me he saw me on 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn' this past Monday!
Jerry: " I told my wife... 'Look, it's Adam Wade!' She said 'Who's Adam Wade?' and he goes, 'The Adam Wade.'"
Bravo Jerry!!!!!
FREE FOOD AND FREE JUICE AT NBC SPORTS!
Yes, I just ate a huge lunch
Italian Subs
Minestrone Soup
Salt and Vinegar chips
Diet Sprite
OJ
My buddy Barry is working today! He is a cool dude!
He also loves Dunkin Donut Coffee!
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JERRY FROM NBC!
I'm working today at NBC Sports and my buddy Jerry comes up to me and tells me he saw me on 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn' this past Monday!
Jerry: " I told my wife... 'Look, it's Adam Wade!' She said 'Who's Adam Wade?' and he goes, 'The Adam Wade.'"
Bravo Jerry!!!!!
FREE FOOD AND FREE JUICE AT NBC SPORTS!
Yes, I just ate a huge lunch
Italian Subs
Minestrone Soup
Salt and Vinegar chips
Diet Sprite
OJ
My buddy Barry is working today! He is a cool dude!
He also loves Dunkin Donut Coffee!
AIRBORNE WADE:
Just spent the past hour talking to two unbelievably beautiful ladies who fly the friendly skies. I envy them (Jessica and Tiffany). They get to go everywhere.
I, myself have never been anywhere outside the Northeast, Washington, DC, Florida and Indianapolis. They told me if I travel abroad I should go to
Jessica: Italy
Tiffany: Prague
Jessica taught me to speak some Italian : Gratzee and Prego!
She spoke it really well... hand motions and everything. "L-l-l-l-l-l. " With her tounge rolling in her mouth. I can't do the "L-l-l-l-l-l-l."
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Just spent the past hour talking to two unbelievably beautiful ladies who fly the friendly skies. I envy them (Jessica and Tiffany). They get to go everywhere.
I, myself have never been anywhere outside the Northeast, Washington, DC, Florida and Indianapolis. They told me if I travel abroad I should go to
Jessica: Italy
Tiffany: Prague
Jessica taught me to speak some Italian : Gratzee and Prego!
She spoke it really well... hand motions and everything. "L-l-l-l-l-l. " With her tounge rolling in her mouth. I can't do the "L-l-l-l-l-l-l."
February 06, 2004
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SERIOUS NIGHT OF PARTYING LEAVES WADE IN BED MOST OF HIS DAY OFF!
Last night my boss Jessica had a big B day party!
Beer and Liquor and WADE = MEGA HANGOVER!
Happy B Day to Jessica!!!!!!!
And
HAPPY B DAY TO MIKE C. aka Ed Shirak, Sr
It is rainy. I did have juice today, I bought my own.
I bought a comforter for my bed at A&P for $20, it's pretty crappy. I might bring it back.
WHAT ELSE?
Rented some movies from the library by my house = FREE!
Star Wars Ep 2 (I wouldn't pay to see that)
Local Hero (recommended by my friend Barry)
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Last night my boss Jessica had a big B day party!
Beer and Liquor and WADE = MEGA HANGOVER!
Happy B Day to Jessica!!!!!!!
And
HAPPY B DAY TO MIKE C. aka Ed Shirak, Sr
It is rainy. I did have juice today, I bought my own.
I bought a comforter for my bed at A&P for $20, it's pretty crappy. I might bring it back.
WHAT ELSE?
Rented some movies from the library by my house = FREE!
Star Wars Ep 2 (I wouldn't pay to see that)
Local Hero (recommended by my friend Barry)
February 05, 2004
BACK TO REALITY:
I have 11 hits so far today.
Keep in mind I had over 900 hits Monday.
The whole Janet Jackson buzz is over.
DUNKIN DONUTS GUY:
The guy who works at the Dunkin Donuts I go to has gotten into two verbal fights with patrons in the past two days.
I got a BUTTERNUT donut (Diet?) and a coffee. He didn't give me any problems. But he was yelling at a cab driver who wanted more milk in his coffee.
It figures the day that I buy I donut, THEY HAVE FREE DONUTS AT WORK!
(STILL NO FREE JUICE)
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I have 11 hits so far today.
Keep in mind I had over 900 hits Monday.
The whole Janet Jackson buzz is over.
DUNKIN DONUTS GUY:
The guy who works at the Dunkin Donuts I go to has gotten into two verbal fights with patrons in the past two days.
I got a BUTTERNUT donut (Diet?) and a coffee. He didn't give me any problems. But he was yelling at a cab driver who wanted more milk in his coffee.
It figures the day that I buy I donut, THEY HAVE FREE DONUTS AT WORK!
(STILL NO FREE JUICE)
February 04, 2004
WADE EXPLODES IN HOBOKEN WITH HIS MUSICAL REVUE!
"WADE'S PENGUIN is like Pink Floyd without the drugs" - Paul Felzer (artist)
Tues. Feb 10th, 2004
ARTKORE
FEATURED ARTIST: ADAM WADE
PERFORMING THE ORIGINAL OPUS "PENGUIN"
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 Washington St.
Hoboken, NJ
9:45pm
Rumors are going around that flyers are appearing all over the Hoboken Area,
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"WADE'S PENGUIN is like Pink Floyd without the drugs" - Paul Felzer (artist)
Tues. Feb 10th, 2004
ARTKORE
FEATURED ARTIST: ADAM WADE
PERFORMING THE ORIGINAL OPUS "PENGUIN"
@ RODEO RISTRA
230 Washington St.
Hoboken, NJ
9:45pm
Rumors are going around that flyers are appearing all over the Hoboken Area,
I THINK WADE'S BOSS READS THIS BLOG!
Today for lunch we had salad, potato leek soup and veggie pasta. I drank a Diet Vanilla Coke.
I don't feel full, but refreshed! And IT WAS FREE!!!!!
WILLPOWER! No more bad stuff for me.
Was it Sappho the poet who said, "The food you eat in your soul shall be supreme?" Something like that, right?
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Today for lunch we had salad, potato leek soup and veggie pasta. I drank a Diet Vanilla Coke.
I don't feel full, but refreshed! And IT WAS FREE!!!!!
WILLPOWER! No more bad stuff for me.
Was it Sappho the poet who said, "The food you eat in your soul shall be supreme?" Something like that, right?
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WADE "FREE FOOD AT WORK IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!":
Since we don't have free juice at work (apple is my favorite), I've been going crazy, eating anything I can get my hands on. Chips, cookies, crackers, brownies, figs, oragnes, nachoes, chicken and peppers. Yesterday I ate so much free food that I fasted (replace the s with r) all last night, only to start going crazy from the moment I walked into work today. A banana, chips and dip, two cups of milk, a Diet Coke, a Kudos bar, raisins. Cheerios, Rasin Bran.
I must get a grip soon. The WADE diet I've been on is.... well, is on temporary hiatus.
GET A GRIP!
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Since we don't have free juice at work (apple is my favorite), I've been going crazy, eating anything I can get my hands on. Chips, cookies, crackers, brownies, figs, oragnes, nachoes, chicken and peppers. Yesterday I ate so much free food that I fasted (replace the s with r) all last night, only to start going crazy from the moment I walked into work today. A banana, chips and dip, two cups of milk, a Diet Coke, a Kudos bar, raisins. Cheerios, Rasin Bran.
I must get a grip soon. The WADE diet I've been on is.... well, is on temporary hiatus.
GET A GRIP!
February 03, 2004
WADE EXCLUSIVE:
STALE BREAD FOR FREE TURKEY SANDWICH (MAYO, LET, TOM) GIVES WADE A MINOR TOOTHACHE.
Yes, the food was free (thanks Comedy Central), but my teeth hurt. The bread was a bit stale. (Am I spelling 'stale' right?)
THE GLASS IS HALF FULL:
The salad was fresh and so was the macaroni salad.
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STALE BREAD FOR FREE TURKEY SANDWICH (MAYO, LET, TOM) GIVES WADE A MINOR TOOTHACHE.
Yes, the food was free (thanks Comedy Central), but my teeth hurt. The bread was a bit stale. (Am I spelling 'stale' right?)
THE GLASS IS HALF FULL:
The salad was fresh and so was the macaroni salad.
Just had a coffee at Dunkin Donuts at 9th Ave and 42 Street.
Still no juice at work. Lotta milk still! Lotta Diet Coke. BUT no juice.
Ate a chicken parm last night. It was great! Mario's in Hoboken. Mario likes to talk sports. He's a big Yankee fan.
Speaking of Yankee fans.
GOOD SPORT OF THE WEEK!
Starwatch Joe, the security guard at 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn'
Yesterday he brought in my apple cider from Starbucks. As part of our Super Bowl bet.
A good guy, that Joe!
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Still no juice at work. Lotta milk still! Lotta Diet Coke. BUT no juice.
Ate a chicken parm last night. It was great! Mario's in Hoboken. Mario likes to talk sports. He's a big Yankee fan.
Speaking of Yankee fans.
GOOD SPORT OF THE WEEK!
Starwatch Joe, the security guard at 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn'
Yesterday he brought in my apple cider from Starbucks. As part of our Super Bowl bet.
A good guy, that Joe!
JANET JACKSON'S NASTY BEHAVOIR PAYS OFF FOR WADE!
The old record for most visitors on this site was '96'!
Yesterday... 902 visitors!!!!!!!
Thank you search engines! Thank you curious people hoping to see Janet's privates!
Instead of breasts you got something 100 times more original and pure... an introduction to WADE! Please come back again.
WOW! TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEEKLY GRAPH.
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The old record for most visitors on this site was '96'!
Yesterday... 902 visitors!!!!!!!
Thank you search engines! Thank you curious people hoping to see Janet's privates!
Instead of breasts you got something 100 times more original and pure... an introduction to WADE! Please come back again.
WOW! TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEEKLY GRAPH.
February 02, 2004
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NO JUICE AT WORK WEEK 4:
Still no juice, but a lot of milk!
JOE THE SECURITY GUARD LOSES! WADE WINS!:
Joe the security guard here at work owes me a Starbucks today!
The big bet was-
Panthers: I'd wear a NY YANKEE JETER SHIRT ALL DAY, TODAY!
PATS: I'd get something from STARBUCKS!
Starbucks here I come!
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OTHER STUFF:
WADE ON TV TWICE TONIGHT!
(maybe)
THIS WILL HAPPEN:
I will be featured on CSTV (COLLEGE SPORTS TV) tonight on a repeat of the 'WALK-ON TRY OUT SHOW'
Mon, Feb. 2 2:00 am CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
Mon, Feb. 2 12:00 pm CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts DIRECT TV CHANNEL 610
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN:
Me on TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN as a person in COLIN'S TOWN MEETING. Just look for the back of my head. Tonight, 11:30pm on Comedy Central.
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Still no juice, but a lot of milk!
JOE THE SECURITY GUARD LOSES! WADE WINS!:
Joe the security guard here at work owes me a Starbucks today!
The big bet was-
Panthers: I'd wear a NY YANKEE JETER SHIRT ALL DAY, TODAY!
PATS: I'd get something from STARBUCKS!
Starbucks here I come!
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OTHER STUFF:
WADE ON TV TWICE TONIGHT!
(maybe)
THIS WILL HAPPEN:
I will be featured on CSTV (COLLEGE SPORTS TV) tonight on a repeat of the 'WALK-ON TRY OUT SHOW'
Mon, Feb. 2 2:00 am CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts
Mon, Feb. 2 12:00 pm CSTV Original
Walk On Tryouts DIRECT TV CHANNEL 610
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN:
Me on TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN as a person in COLIN'S TOWN MEETING. Just look for the back of my head. Tonight, 11:30pm on Comedy Central.
WADE REVIEWS THE SUPER BOWL!
PREGAME
AEROSMITH: NASA HOMAGE - taste-less
WADE WADE RIGHT: They played 'Dream On'
KID ROCK - zzzzzz
JUSTIN: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANET JACKSON'S BREAST, BOOBIE, TITTY: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANET JACKSON'S SONGS: Is ELTON JOHN going to play 'Croc Rock' next year?
WILLIE NELSON: Damn, he got old!
THE COMMERCIALS:
Patton!!!!!! Great one!
THE GAME:
GREAT GAME! GO PATS!
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PREGAME
AEROSMITH: NASA HOMAGE - taste-less
WADE WADE RIGHT: They played 'Dream On'
KID ROCK - zzzzzz
JUSTIN: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANET JACKSON'S BREAST, BOOBIE, TITTY: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANET JACKSON'S SONGS: Is ELTON JOHN going to play 'Croc Rock' next year?
WILLIE NELSON: Damn, he got old!
THE COMMERCIALS:
Patton!!!!!! Great one!
THE GAME:
GREAT GAME! GO PATS!
February 01, 2004
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VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING:
Oh yeah! IT's going to be a great Valentine's Day!
What do women want for VALENTINE'S DAY?
WHO CARES!
What WADE WOULD LIKE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY FROM THE LADIES:
1) Money!
2) Beer
3) Chocolates and Chocolate Cupcakes
4) Free juice at work (apple, please)
5) Gift certificate for Boston Market
6) 10 free coffees at Dunkin Donuts
7) A date with a lovely girl (soul and mind)
8) Two dates
9) Three dates
10) A big screen TV, with Classic Boston Celtics games on tape from 1981-1986.
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Oh yeah! IT's going to be a great Valentine's Day!
What do women want for VALENTINE'S DAY?
WHO CARES!
What WADE WOULD LIKE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY FROM THE LADIES:
1) Money!
2) Beer
3) Chocolates and Chocolate Cupcakes
4) Free juice at work (apple, please)
5) Gift certificate for Boston Market
6) 10 free coffees at Dunkin Donuts
7) A date with a lovely girl (soul and mind)
8) Two dates
9) Three dates
10) A big screen TV, with Classic Boston Celtics games on tape from 1981-1986.
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY AT NBC:
Yes, I'm here after having a lumberjack brunch with my buddy Jonny.
Here at NBC Sports we have snowboarding and AFL previews AND WORLD POKER!!!!!
ADAM WADE BLOGSPOT HUMANITARIAN OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO:
Mike Coakley
WHY HIM?
BASH FOR CANCER LAST NIGHT WAS A BIG SUCCESS:
My buddy MIKE'S GroundHog Cancer Benefit at SOCIAL in NYC last night was a HUGE success. Mike is a daily reader of the blog and all around class act. BRAVO!
PAGE SIX WADESTYLE (WHO WAS THERE):
Sir Walter (holding court), Big Joey (getting his groove on), Rich aka 'THE DUKE' (been working the biceps) , Pat the bartender (a good man), Lady Diana, Elesha, Pat the bouncer/baseball player (doing a great Rodney Dangerfield), Pat the poet (looking youthful) and Neiko the cheese stick guy (commenting on my hair and not my height) were all in the house! AND MORE! The only man missing from the place was.... the SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
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Yes, I'm here after having a lumberjack brunch with my buddy Jonny.
Here at NBC Sports we have snowboarding and AFL previews AND WORLD POKER!!!!!
ADAM WADE BLOGSPOT HUMANITARIAN OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO:
Mike Coakley
WHY HIM?
BASH FOR CANCER LAST NIGHT WAS A BIG SUCCESS:
My buddy MIKE'S GroundHog Cancer Benefit at SOCIAL in NYC last night was a HUGE success. Mike is a daily reader of the blog and all around class act. BRAVO!
PAGE SIX WADESTYLE (WHO WAS THERE):
Sir Walter (holding court), Big Joey (getting his groove on), Rich aka 'THE DUKE' (been working the biceps) , Pat the bartender (a good man), Lady Diana, Elesha, Pat the bouncer/baseball player (doing a great Rodney Dangerfield), Pat the poet (looking youthful) and Neiko the cheese stick guy (commenting on my hair and not my height) were all in the house! AND MORE! The only man missing from the place was.... the SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
WADE COMMENT (from the COMMENT SECTION OF THIS BLOG) OF THE WEEK:
A Wade haiku:
Wade likes to eat food
Free eats at work makes Wade grin
Where is Wade's free juice?
Ed Shirak Jr. 01.29.04 - 1:43 pm
That was the best of the week. I hope the people at my job can appreciate/smile at the fact other people care about WADE and... FREE JUICE!
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A Wade haiku:
Wade likes to eat food
Free eats at work makes Wade grin
Where is Wade's free juice?
Ed Shirak Jr. 01.29.04 - 1:43 pm
That was the best of the week. I hope the people at my job can appreciate/smile at the fact other people care about WADE and... FREE JUICE!
