A WADE EXCLUSIVE-
THE WADE T-SHIRT MOVEMENT BEGINS:

WADE T-SHIRT MOVEMENT!


Please email me photos of you wearing your WADE T SHIRT!

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IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?:
WADE GRACES COVER OF HOBOKEN'S 'CURRENT' NEWSPAPER!
On news-stands now!!!!!!!!

The actual article is not yet on the 'CURRENT' website, but should be very soon, and I will post the full text of it here on the site when it is.


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WADE LOSING CONTROL OVER FREE LUNCH AT COMEDY CENTRAL:
I am a pig. P-I-G!

We had a great Greek lunch today and I have THREE helpings of pita bread, cihicken kabobs, Gyro meat (lamb), yogurt and rice!. Plus a big Greek Salad and two pieces of Christian Finnegan 's birthday cake (heavy on the frosting).

I washed it all down with a Coke, a glass of milk, and a glass of water.

I think my stomach is going to explode in any moment.

WADE GETTING BY ON HUMP DAY:
Working hard here, drinking my free generic apple juice at Comedy Central.
Awaiting to see what we are going to have for FREE LUNCH!
It's 43 degrees out and cloudy. A little mist out there.


ANOTHER FACT ABOUT WADE'S 'PENGUIN' PREMIERE THIS COMING MONDAY:
There's supposed to be a big basketball game that night. It's a rumor.


WADE'S DIET IS WORKING:
Today I went into Dunkin Donuts and saw the fresh, hot chocolate frosted donuts, but I JUST ORDERED A COFFEE! WADE+WILLPOWER+50 pushups a day+No crunches because I don't want to pull my neck out again=HOT BODY BY 2008!



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GREAT NEWS FOR RED SOX FANS:
They haven't had a game yet and they're already tied for first place -a half game up on the Yankees.

(excitement, pennant fever)

COMEDY CENTRAL'S LUNCH SPECIAL = BALLS!:
Turkey balls, meatballs, veggie balls - all free!

I stuck to the meatballs and cheese and salad with Newman's Own Dressing - Balsamic vinegrette! Everything was swell and of course... free!

My co-worker Precious Paul ate a bread-roll that consisted of both meat and turkey balls. He seemed to like the hybrid of balls.

My co-worker Sara had veggie balls but declared she is NOT a VEGAN!

Legendary Broadcaster Alistair Cooke Dies
(AP) - Alistair Cooke, the broadcaster who epitomized highbrow television as host of "Masterpiece Theatre" and whose "Letter from America" was a radio fixture in Britain for 58 years, has died, the British Broadcasting Corp. said Tuesday. He was 95. Cooke died at his home in New York at midnight, a spokeswoman at the BBC's press office said.

WADE'S TWO CENTS:
My parents used to watch "Materpiece Theatre" when I was a little kid and I remember the cool theme song and opening to the show and how Cooke had this real cool voice. I would always start talking when the show really got going and my parents would tell me to "GO TO BED!"

RIP AC

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COLD TUESDAY:
My mother told me it was going to be cold today, but I didn't listen.
I wore my Army Sweatshirt and my little windbreaker coat.
It's 30 degrees in NYC and I feel like a real dope.

My free apple juice is delicious.

I had a serious chat with my friend John M. today at work regarding 'PENGUIN'. He gave me alot of great advice. The show this coming Monday (the night before Passover) will be really interesting.

Hopefully, TIME OUT NEW YORK magazine will put it on their Comedy Listings Page. I sent them the info in proper fashion, so I'm crossing my fingers.

By the way 'GREAT JONES' = 3rd Street.

The ADAM WADE FAN CLUB is going strong with 289 members = 289 more than I had last year. To become a member scoll down to the bottom of this page.

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WHAT DID WADE LEARN TODAY?
THE NIGHT BEFORE PASSOVER... IS NOT A GOOD NIGHT TO BOOK A SHOW!
BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON:
YES, THE NEW YORK PREMIERE OF PENGUIN - FULL DETAILS:


Next Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN' - a look at highschool through the eyes of a penguin
@ THE ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm SHARP!

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WADE DESCRIBES LONLINESS TO A 'T':
I am sitting here at my computer... eating a Lipton's Cup of Soup Chicken, feeling bad for myself... because I don't have any salt-tines (saltines).

I looked out my window and saw this star in the sky and it spoke to me. It said... "Wade, you're gonna be alright, kid."

Yes folks, when the stars start talking to you... you have something that cries out "Eat solids," or "You are a lonely boy, Wade."

WADE EATS GREEK!
Free Greek Salad and Free ham and Swiss on a baguette. Thank you Comedy Central.
Eating with Precious Paul who is back from Vermont.

WADE RECEIVES FAN MAIL... FROM TEXAS!:
No joke folks!
Today I received a (first ever) Thank you CARD via the U.S. Mail.
This wonderful lady (Kathy), is very happy with her 'WADE T-SHIRT'.

She sent the letter to Comedy Central so it seems like 'fan mail'.

I am dumbfounded.

Kathy, you are a true WADE superfan.

HAPPY MONDAY:
A bit chilly, but sunny.

HAIRCUT STORY:
I got my hair cut short. I went on Saturday, it was very busy. I almost had the hot lady cut my hair, but SHE TOOK A BREAK instead of having the time of her life... cutting my hair.

I got the guy again. He didn't have whooping cough this time, which was nice!


APPLE JUICE AND CHEERIOS:
Excellente' and free.

REDSOX AND WORLD SERIES FEVER:
I have it! Do you?

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BILLS, BILLS, BILLS AND MORE BILLS:
Yep, I'm doing all my bills right now listening to
BOB DYLANS BOOTLEGS VOL 1
Great stuff.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL:
FINAL FOUR - I still have UCONN and DUKE (2-4 teams)

THE DIRTDEVIL:
This mini vacuum is awesome!

VERY INTERESTING THING WADE SAW LAST NIGHT:
At the bar there was this lady who looked like Cher circa 1969 - black hair and slightly, unique nose. She was sitting alone, smoking butts. Flirting like crazy with the bartender.

INTERESTING? WHAT IS THIS WADE?:
Okay, then three guys within one hour approached her and she shot them all down hard. These guys seemed like pathetic guys, working up the courage to talk to 'Cher' sitting there, all alone. She was rude about it. One time just grabbing her phone and talking into it, then putting it back into her pocketbook as the poor sap walked away.

I STILL DON'T GET IT WADE.:
The point of it is, WATCH out for girls that resemble 'CHER'.

C'MON WADE... WERE YOU ONE OF THESE GUYS SHE REJECTED?:
No, honest. I just watched.

ANOTHER REASON WADE LOVES PAUL NEWMAN:
From the NY POST:
March 27, 2004 -- PAUL Newman - before he began selling his "Newman's Own" salad dressing - used to whip up his own at restaurants from oil, vinegar, pepper and the like. A.E. Hotchner, his partner in the charity venture, was keynote speaker at yesterday's 22nd annual Inc. 500 Conference in Miami. Hotchner recalled a night at Elaine's when the waiter mistakenly put house dressing on his salad. Newman took the greens into the men's room and wiped them off with a paper towel, so he could use his own.

HEY WADE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NCAA BASKETBALL POOL YOU WERE IN?

Well...
I have 3 teams still in the big dance so to speak

FINAL FOUR PICKS WERE:

KENTUCKY - OUT
ST JOES- STILL IN
DUKE - STILL IN
UCONN - STILL IN

So we'll see.

WADE SINUS UPDATE:
My nose is dry, not much of a headache today.

Might nurse a beer tonight!

REST AND RELAXATION?
I am trying to relax and rest this weekend. Well needed break.
I ate brunch with my friends Jonny, Megan, Todd and Jess at DIANA'S! THE BEST!

Tonight my good friend Jake is visiting Hoboken. I was Jake's roomate in college. So I will meet up with him and fellow Hobokenites- Robin and Amy (who also went to Keene with us).

Learning 'Garage Band' on my iBook and hope to record some mp3s for the site.
Also working on WADE TEE SHIRT PICTURE (coming soon).

I will also take and walk and do some crunches (proper crunches).

WADE's WILD DAYS REVISITED BY RONNIE COPPOLA:
I received an email yesterday that deserves to be posted on this site.
I know I claim to be a beer dropper, beer nurser, slow dancer (with my beer that is), and beer dumper.

But someone (Ronnie) remembers a time when I was wild. Yes, me!

Here is the email:



remember when you got piss drunk at commonwealth on mai tais?� you pussy

WADE SINUS UPDATE:
My sinus' (sinuses) aren't that good. I've been sleeping well, and feel good when I wake up... but then... it hits me. I hate sinus head aches.

WADE WORKS HARD TODAY WITH THE GREAT GREG GIRALDO!

Yes, we shot a remote piece for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. Comedian Greg Giraldo was the centerpiece of the shoot and all around he's a great guy. Bryan Tucker and Laurie Kilmartin were the writers. Glenn, Jeremy and I were the glue that kept the shoot going. A lot of work! Hopefully, it'll be on next week.

WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD WADE?:
We ate lunch at the Gin Mill (my grilled chicken sandwich was... sub-par!) -first they stopped having the GREAT COMEDY SHOW 'COMEDY GOLD' then they serve me this...swill thing they called a grilled chicken sandwich. Shame Shame! Two strikes Gin Mill!

TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY!
(little break for wade)

Colin Quinn and the powers that be at TOUGH CROWD WITH CQ gave me the opportunity to be the warm-up comedian today for the studio audience.

To start, I welcomed the audience and then I introduced four co-workers who did 2 minutes of standup (they were all AWESOME) each!

Then I dealt with telling the studio audience when to clap, when to be quiet, to shut off their cell phones and beepers etc. I nervously talked mainly to the audience, asked them trivia questions that I made up about some of the crew (Thanks for your help TOM AND VINNY THE CAMERA UTILITIES, TRISH, KEVIN H. AND STEVE IN AUDIO, JOE THE SECURITY GUARD), THE CREW WERE GOOD SPORTS!!!

I gave 100% and it was a very HAPPY FULFILLING MOMENT.

Introducing Colin Quinn was pretty cool!

MANY RESPECTS TO ALL THE PEOPLE AT TQ WITH CQ.

WADE PROMOTES SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE:
Here is info on my friend James' new play.
James is a terrific writer and I did the theater benefit for Nosedive Productions a month and a half ago and saw some great stuff!
Pete Boisvert is directing it! Both him and James were born and raised in the great state of NH.

THE FULL INFO:

NOSEDIVE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
Mayonnaise Sandwiches
A new comedy by James Comtois about quiet family dysfunction, mass media and unhealthy TV dinners.


The Looking Glass Theatre SPACE
422 West 57th Street (between 9th and 10th)

March 25-27, April 1-3, 8-10
Thursday through Saturday, 8pm
$15 Admission

For reservations, please call 212-696-7342

MORE MAYO INFO HERE

FREE CEREAL AT COMEDY CENTRAL TODAY:
Cheerios/cut banana
APPLE JUICE! - generic, but tasty.

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IT'S OFFICIAL (UNTIL THEY NIX IT), WADE WILL BE THE WARM-UP COMEDIAN FOR 'TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN' THIS AFTERNOON*:

I am excited.

*I will be introducing other fellow staffmembers who do standup. They will have 2 minutes to charm our studio audience.

-JOHN MORGENTHAU
-ADAM COLE-KELLY
-CATHERINE PAPPAS
-PETE LA PAGE

They are all wonderful people/comedians/workers!

It should be fun!**

**God Bless Colin Quinn

WADE JUST FEET FROM COMEDY LEGEND TONIGHT!

Yes, tonight I went to see... JOAN RIVERS with Marie and Zach and Connie.
I had fun, but Joan... was a little loopy. Curiousity got the best of me. I grew up watching her. And how can you not check to see what she's saying to celebrities on the red carpet. And to see what she looks like, live in person. LOOPY!

Didn't like what she said to the BEAUTIFUL WAITRESS (made fun of her alot!)
But I ate well (loved the fancy pizza) and had two COKES! The sinus' are killing me.

Interesting night.

Thanks for thinking of me, Marie.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!:
I just got an opportunity at work to be creative.
Not full time, but it's something!

Thanks Sara T. You made my day!

WADE IS NOT SAYING HE IS THE SECOND COMING OF KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, BUT READING HIS BIO ON IMDB.COM REALLY MADE HIM SMILE! IT REALLY, REALLY MADE HIS DAY (see section about Johnny Cash):


Kris' father was an Air Force general who pushed his son to a military career. Kris was a Golden Gloves boxer and went to Ponoma College in California. From there, he earned a Rhodes scholarship to study literature at Oxford. He ultimately joined the Army and achieved the rank of Captain. He became a helicopter pilot, which served him well later. In 1965, he resigned his commission to pursue songwriting. He had just been assigned to become a teacher at West Point.

He got a job sweeping floors in Nashville studios. There he met Johnny Cash, who initially took some of his songs but ignored them. He was also working as a commercial 'copter pilot at the time. He got Cash's attention when he landed his helicopter in Cash's yard and gave him some more tapes. Cash then recorded Kristofferson's "Sunday Morning Coming Down", which went on to become voted 1970's Song Of The Year by the Country Music Association.

Kris was noted for his heavy boozing. He lost his 'copter pilot job when he passed out at the controls. He also caused the divorce from wife, Rita Coolidge, when he was reaching a bottle and half of Jack Daniels daily. Kris gave up alcohol in 1976. His acting career nose-dived after making Heaven's Gate (1980) in 1980. In recent years, he has made a comeback with his musical and acting careers. He does say that he prefers his music, but says his children are his true legacy.

WADE FEELING UNDER-APPRECIATED:

It's tough when you do these shows and they are getting better and then you go back 'to the factory'. I gotta pay my bills, but on the other hand sometimes I feel like time is passing me by.

For all the dog doodie I've been stepping on as of late, I hope a get 'a little lucky break' soon.

WHAT IS A 'LITTLE LUCKY BREAK'?
A job where I can get by money-wise and do 'something' creative.

On a less sombre note, THE FREE BURRITOS WERE GREAT TODAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL!

FYI:
THE FREE SLOPPY JOES AT COMEDY CENTRAL MADE UP FOR THE TOUGH WORKDAY I HAD TO ENDURE!

THEY WERE AWESOME!

THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:
The Great Mike Coakley (Ed Sr)!
(photo coming soon)


THE WHO WILL SOON BE WEARING HER VERY OWN WADE SHIRT AWARD GOES TO:
HOBOKEN'S OWN LADY DIANA! Just back from her trip to Italy.

GOLDHAWK PENGUIN SHOW A SUCCESS:

I performed the one man PENGUIN "the Adam Wade High School Years" opus tonight and some of Hoboken's (and one of Brooklyn's) Finest were in attendance.

Many Hoboken-ites from NBC were there to show support (special thanks to Bill H. and his jogging crew!), and of course the regulars and bartenders and waitresses from my favorite Hoboken Pub/Restaurant were there.

Yes, Hoboken has a lot of real nice people.

MOUCHO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!

ADAM WADE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"I should have been a farmer!"

(this is a quote from the manager in 'The Natural')

MERCY! COMEDY CENTRAL'S FREE FOOD TODAY WAS EXCELLENTE'!

Yes, we had Philly Cheese Steaks and Chicken Cheese sandwiches (I had one of both!). The fries were a bit on the cold side, but it couldn't take away from those sandwiches!

Yes, I had a cup of apple juice with my feast.

It's cold here in NYC, but sunny and I have a big smile on my face.

WADE SPECIAL SHOUT OUT:
Break a leg today, Adam Cole-Kelly

NURSING THE OLD APPLE JUICE!

Yes, I'm here at work, with my generic brand FREE apple juice.

I dressed like an eskimo today and guess what? It's not that cold out.

I got into NYC early today and went into VIRGIN Records to BROWSE!
Of course, as I was leaving the alarms went off. I bought some deoderant at Duane Reade and for some reason (according to the security guard) that's what set the alarm off. So FYI - if you want to BROWSE around VIRGIN RECORDS, leave your new bar of deoderant at home!

BIG NIGHT SWEET JESUS!

Yes tonight at the Goldhawk I will be performing my one man multimedia opus
PENGUIN!

FULL DETAILS:
Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
9pm!!!!!
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
Directions -
BY BUS-
Take the 126 NJ Jersey Transit Bus from NYC Port Authority
get off the bus at the MALIBU DINER and walk south 4 blocks down PARK AVE.
BY PATH TRAIN-
Take the NYC PATH INTO HOBOKEN
Get out of the PATH STATION IN HOBOKEN go to cab line - get in cab and say, "I need to be dropped off at Park Ave and 10th." - CAB RIDE WILL ONLY BE $3 - WOW!
9pm
SHOW IS Free!!!!


AND THE NEW YORK PREMIERE OF PENGUIN - FULL DETAILS:
Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN'
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm

FIRST KNOWN PHOTO OF A PERSON OTHER THAN WADE WEARING A 'WADE TEE SHIRT' ON THE INTERNET.

(I HAVE A BUNCH OF PHOTOS IN MY $5 throw away camera but haven't been able to develop it yet because I've been wicked busy!!!!!!)

THE WINNER IS....
CHLOE!




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ELLEN'S DOG - GET WELL!

I work with a girl named Ellen. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met - no joke!

She told me today her dog, Bijou is sick. We had a long conversation (I bored her) about dogs.

Bijou, I hope you get better you little princess.

THE WADE WORD OF THE WEEK:
UNDIE PANTS!

USED IN A SENTENCE:
I did not have to buy Colin Quinn three pairs of black 'UNDIE PANTS' for a St. Patrick's Day sketch at DAFFYS.*


(* or maybe I did)



And by the way, you can't return the 'UNDIE PANTS' you buy at DAFFY'S, even if a celebrity tried them on.

MARCH 23rd, AND PETE FELMLY:
Tomorrow is my good friend Pete Felmly's birthday.
He's been my friend since second great and lives in Maine where he is a lawyer.
Pete, you tough guy, I hope you get to have a hot fudge sundae from McDonald's tomorrow.
(That's his favorite)

R AND R FOR WADE!

Yes, tonight it's all about a little rest and relaxation for me!
It is very cold out tonight.
I've been putting signs/flyers up at the Port Authority for my show tomorrow night.

Going over notes soon. It should be good times!

I'm getting take out tonight - chicken and angel hair pasta - white sauce, FROM MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN HOBOKEN.

I might check out the new Jim Carey movie this weekend.

I live the most exciting life of anybody I know!
I know a lot of people.

BACK TO WORK:

Yes, I'm back at Comedy Central. I ate a corn muffin today at the Evergreen Diner. It was terrific and yes, I did pay for it! I also picked one up for my boss, JEREMY!

But I did get a free glass of apple juice (ah, free juice in the workplace).

NCAA BASKETBALL POOL:
I had Kentucky winning it all and they lost yesterday. I am screwed!


THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD(s) GO TO:
MISS SARA TAKSLER AND MISS KATIE STRICKER!
You girls are the best!

THE WHO GAVE WADE A GIFT AFTER HE SIGNED HER SHIRT AWARD GOES TO:
Amy Cole's darling mother, she sent me a big bag of CHEX MIX (no joke).
Thanks so much!

THE WADE QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(A QUESTION ADAM IS OFTEN ASKED):

"So are you still doing that comedy thing?" -Bob (He is asking this question because he is either bored or BECAUSE HE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN MY COMIC GENIUS)

"Yes." - WADE

"Really? You perform and write your own thing?" - Bob

"Oh yeah." - WADE

"Any leads?" - Bob

"Leads?" - WADE

"You know any comedy writing jobs out there?" -Bob

"You know anybody, anybody that's hiring?" - WADE

(Deep thought then...) "No, I don't." - Bob

"Well then... I guess I'll just keep doing my thing then. You know, that comedy thang!"

(end of scene)

WADE'S THOUGHTS ROLL ON, AND ON!:
Sunday Sunday! Stuck at work.
Free pizza with mushrooms was good.
Sinus' still bugging me, and my neck is still sore.
NBC NEWSPEOPLE keep stealing our free pizza.

Another boring day!

THE GUESS WHO WORE HIS WADE T SHIRT THIS WEEK AWARD GOES TO:
GLENN PARKER, who said the XXL was a bit too comfy, but he managed.

Bravo Glenn and thanks.

WORKING NBC SPORTS:
Arena Football has many celebrities today in the stands - no joke!

Bruce Springstein!
John Bon Jovi!
John Elway!
Al Gore!
"Boss Hog" from Dukes of Hazzard?

WADE LIVE!


TONIGHT! - Sunday March 21, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
9pm!!!!!
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
Directions -
BY BUS-
Take the 126 NJ Jersey Transit Bus from NYC Port Authority
get off the bus at the MALIBU DINER and walk south 4 blocks down PARK AVE.
BY PATH TRAIN-
Take the NYC PATH INTO HOBOKEN
Get out of the PATH STATION IN HOBOKEN go to cab line - get in cab and say, "I need to be dropped off at Park Ave and 10th." - CAB RIDE WILL ONLY BE $3 - WOW!
9pm
SHOW IS Free!!!!

WADE PERSON OF THE DAY!

Barry at NBC SPORTS!
He is the ONLY person in the state of Maine to have a 'WADE' T shirt.

Thanks Barry.
Bravo Barry!

IS IT WADE'S SINUS'?:
I'm feeling battered as of late. I believe my sinus' are acting up. I got 11 hours sleep last night and I still feel lightheaded.

WADE AND BUS STOP LOVE!:
I think it's nice every once in a while when I get to talk to a nice girl at the bus stop. (THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN!)

Example:
Sunday - 9am
Girl: You gotta work today?
WADE: Yeah.
Girl: Me too!
WADE: Well... have a good day.
Girl: You too!

Yes, this isn't CINEMAX AFTER DARK, but I think it's sweet.


WADE GETS GROSSED OUT 2 MINUTES LATER ON THE BUS:
A 60 year old guy picked his nose in the seat in front of me for 20 minutes. I started mumbling, "Stop it, Stop it!" "You got it. You're making me sicky."

BUT HE KEPT GOING!

Then I started mumbling. "What are you Final Four picks, PICK ME A WINNER, PAL!"

GROSS STUFF!

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WADE EXCLUSIVE - NECK STILL STIFF!
I am 80 years old, honest. I am stuck at work watching old guys play golf (coolest thing was seeing the big guy, John Daly, smoking a butt while golfing). And my neck is still sore.

My friend Barry is reading the new Rolling Stone magazine and I'm timid to ask him to to look through it. Barry is in his mid thirties and is getting LASIC surgery very soon! He is the real MAGNUM PI!


I AM GETTING GOOGLED ALOT LATELY:
I sure hope I am the 'ADAM WADE' people have been searching for on GOOGLE and VARIOUS other search engines. If you were looking for ME, 'HELLO! NICE OF YOU TO VISIT! AND PLEASE... COME AGAIN! I'LL BE HERE! CHEERIO!'

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BRAIN SURGERY IN SAM ASH, NYC!
I just bought a $8 guitar stand at Sam Ash in NYC.
Here's what I learned while there.

Alot of people that go in there play Hendrix riffs.
'Social skills' are not part of the criteria to be hired there.

I think the bassist of 'Cheap Trick' finally waited on me.

Any question I asked about the guitar stand was answered by the sales person like this, "Ah, mmm."

HEY DAD! I KNOW YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS:


Happy 25th, C-SPAN!
Yes, my Dad's favorite network on cable ZZZZZ-Span has been on the air for 25 years!

WADE'S NECK STILL SORE!
I think I pulled a muscle in my boob, too! I thought it was heartburn from the Boston Market meal last night.

WADE NCAA POOL:
26-32! Yesterday wasn't as good a day for me.

WORKING AT NBC SPORTS TODAY:
GOLF!

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WADE HURTS NECK AT THE GYM:
I worked out - I rode the treadmill for 33 minutes at 4.1 mph for about 31 of those minutes.

I did three sets of 10 crunches and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck - no joke!

I hate having a stiff neck. I can't turn to the right without looking like a dork!


BOSTON MARKET STRAINS WADE'S STOMACH:
Yeah, I just hit Boston market for the last time. Man, that place kills me everytime I go. And for some reason I keep going back. I had the 1/2 chicken and 2 sides and... the after -effects - not good!

NCAA:
I've won all my games but '3' so far! YEAH! SMELL THOSE JOCKSTRAPS! YIPPEE!

It's that 'BEN GAY' IN THE AIR OR DO I SMELL I WINNA!

WADE'S NEVER ENDING BATTLE TO GET THINGS DONE!
Yes, I have this morning/afternoon off (as in no work). Now it's like catch-up and put things in order/together. It's of course a time when I feel creative and have to push those feelings aside so I can have my apartment clean etc.

WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO AS HE CLEAN HIS APARTMENT?:
Neil Young - Hawks and Doves.

THE SHARK SHOW LAST NIGHT:
A show I always enjoy doing! Just a fun show to watch as well as perform at. They will soon be doing their show in the East Village on Saturday nights at the Parkside Lounge.

COLLEGE B BALL ROLLS ON:
I think I got better picks that Clark Kellog this year!
(I will update you on the games as the day goes by)

WADE WORKS HARD 2004 TOUR ROLLS ON!:

Friday March 19th, 2004
SWEET PAPRIKA
Village Lantern
167 Bleeker St (Sullivan/Thompson)
8:30pm $5
Featuring:
MC - Allison Castillo
John Viener
Adam Wade
Jo Caulfied
Ophira Eisenberg
Tom Shillue


Sunday March 21, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
9pm
Free! Many Drink Specials


Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S NYC PREMIERE OF HIS ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN' with special guests.
'more details/line-up coming soon'
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm


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UPDATE ON WADE'S NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL WORK POOL:
Day One I picked 14 out of 16 winners.
Sorry, Sir Walter, but I best against your Seton Hall Pirates.

Stupid me!

I'm glad they won, and hope you accept my apology.

Go Pirates!

Michigan St., who I had getting into the Sweet 16 choked!

DETAILS ON DAY Coming shortly!

THE ADAM WADE 'WORD' OF THE WEEK:

COFFEE

Used in a sentence:

I hope I do not have to get anybody COFFEE this week.

THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:

TIM Q.
(photo coming soon)


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