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March 31, 2004

A WADE EXCLUSIVE-
THE WADE T-SHIRT MOVEMENT BEGINS:

WADE T-SHIRT MOVEMENT!


Please email me photos of you wearing your WADE T SHIRT!

adamwade.com


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IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?:
WADE GRACES COVER OF HOBOKEN'S 'CURRENT' NEWSPAPER!
On news-stands now!!!!!!!!


The actual article is not yet on the 'CURRENT' website, but should be very soon, and I will post the full text of it here on the site when it is.


adamwade.com


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WADE LOSING CONTROL OVER FREE LUNCH AT COMEDY CENTRAL:
I am a pig. P-I-G!

We had a great Greek lunch today and I have THREE helpings of pita bread, cihicken kabobs, Gyro meat (lamb), yogurt and rice!. Plus a big Greek Salad and two pieces of Christian Finnegan 's birthday cake (heavy on the frosting).

I washed it all down with a Coke, a glass of milk, and a glass of water.

I think my stomach is going to explode in any moment.


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WADE GETTING BY ON HUMP DAY:
Working hard here, drinking my free generic apple juice at Comedy Central.
Awaiting to see what we are going to have for FREE LUNCH!
It's 43 degrees out and cloudy. A little mist out there.


ANOTHER FACT ABOUT WADE'S 'PENGUIN' PREMIERE THIS COMING MONDAY:
There's supposed to be a big basketball game that night. It's a rumor.


WADE'S DIET IS WORKING:
Today I went into Dunkin Donuts and saw the fresh, hot chocolate frosted donuts, but I JUST ORDERED A COFFEE! WADE+WILLPOWER+50 pushups a day+No crunches because I don't want to pull my neck out again=HOT BODY BY 2008!



adamwade.com


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March 30, 2004

GREAT NEWS FOR RED SOX FANS:
They haven't had a game yet and they're already tied for first place -a half game up on the Yankees.

(excitement, pennant fever)




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COMEDY CENTRAL'S LUNCH SPECIAL = BALLS!:
Turkey balls, meatballs, veggie balls - all free!

I stuck to the meatballs and cheese and salad with Newman's Own Dressing - Balsamic vinegrette! Everything was swell and of course... free!

My co-worker Precious Paul ate a bread-roll that consisted of both meat and turkey balls. He seemed to like the hybrid of balls.

My co-worker Sara had veggie balls but declared she is NOT a VEGAN!



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Legendary Broadcaster Alistair Cooke Dies
(AP) - Alistair Cooke, the broadcaster who epitomized highbrow television as host of "Masterpiece Theatre" and whose "Letter from America" was a radio fixture in Britain for 58 years, has died, the British Broadcasting Corp. said Tuesday. He was 95. Cooke died at his home in New York at midnight, a spokeswoman at the BBC's press office said.

WADE'S TWO CENTS:
My parents used to watch "Materpiece Theatre" when I was a little kid and I remember the cool theme song and opening to the show and how Cooke had this real cool voice. I would always start talking when the show really got going and my parents would tell me to "GO TO BED!"

RIP AC

adamwade.com


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COLD TUESDAY:
My mother told me it was going to be cold today, but I didn't listen.
I wore my Army Sweatshirt and my little windbreaker coat.
It's 30 degrees in NYC and I feel like a real dope.

My free apple juice is delicious.

I had a serious chat with my friend John M. today at work regarding 'PENGUIN'. He gave me alot of great advice. The show this coming Monday (the night before Passover) will be really interesting.

Hopefully, TIME OUT NEW YORK magazine will put it on their Comedy Listings Page. I sent them the info in proper fashion, so I'm crossing my fingers.

By the way 'GREAT JONES' = 3rd Street.

The ADAM WADE FAN CLUB is going strong with 289 members = 289 more than I had last year. To become a member scoll down to the bottom of this page.

adamwade.com


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March 29, 2004

WHAT DID WADE LEARN TODAY?
THE NIGHT BEFORE PASSOVER... IS NOT A GOOD NIGHT TO BOOK A SHOW!
BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON:
YES, THE NEW YORK PREMIERE OF PENGUIN - FULL DETAILS:


Next Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN' - a look at highschool through the eyes of a penguin
@ THE ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm SHARP!

adamwade.com


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WADE DESCRIBES LONLINESS TO A 'T':
I am sitting here at my computer... eating a Lipton's Cup of Soup Chicken, feeling bad for myself... because I don't have any salt-tines (saltines).

I looked out my window and saw this star in the sky and it spoke to me. It said... "Wade, you're gonna be alright, kid."

Yes folks, when the stars start talking to you... you have something that cries out "Eat solids," or "You are a lonely boy, Wade."





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WADE EATS GREEK!
Free Greek Salad and Free ham and Swiss on a baguette. Thank you Comedy Central.
Eating with Precious Paul who is back from Vermont.



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WADE RECEIVES FAN MAIL... FROM TEXAS!:
No joke folks!
Today I received a (first ever) Thank you CARD via the U.S. Mail.
This wonderful lady (Kathy), is very happy with her 'WADE T-SHIRT'.

She sent the letter to Comedy Central so it seems like 'fan mail'.

I am dumbfounded.

Kathy, you are a true WADE superfan.



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HAPPY MONDAY:
A bit chilly, but sunny.

HAIRCUT STORY:
I got my hair cut short. I went on Saturday, it was very busy. I almost had the hot lady cut my hair, but SHE TOOK A BREAK instead of having the time of her life... cutting my hair.

I got the guy again. He didn't have whooping cough this time, which was nice!


APPLE JUICE AND CHEERIOS:
Excellente' and free.

REDSOX AND WORLD SERIES FEVER:
I have it! Do you?

adamwade.com


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March 28, 2004

BILLS, BILLS, BILLS AND MORE BILLS:
Yep, I'm doing all my bills right now listening to
BOB DYLANS BOOTLEGS VOL 1
Great stuff.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL:
FINAL FOUR - I still have UCONN and DUKE (2-4 teams)

THE DIRTDEVIL:
This mini vacuum is awesome!




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VERY INTERESTING THING WADE SAW LAST NIGHT:
At the bar there was this lady who looked like Cher circa 1969 - black hair and slightly, unique nose. She was sitting alone, smoking butts. Flirting like crazy with the bartender.

INTERESTING? WHAT IS THIS WADE?:
Okay, then three guys within one hour approached her and she shot them all down hard. These guys seemed like pathetic guys, working up the courage to talk to 'Cher' sitting there, all alone. She was rude about it. One time just grabbing her phone and talking into it, then putting it back into her pocketbook as the poor sap walked away.

I STILL DON'T GET IT WADE.:
The point of it is, WATCH out for girls that resemble 'CHER'.

C'MON WADE... WERE YOU ONE OF THESE GUYS SHE REJECTED?:
No, honest. I just watched.


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March 27, 2004

ANOTHER REASON WADE LOVES PAUL NEWMAN:
From the NY POST:
March 27, 2004 -- PAUL Newman - before he began selling his "Newman's Own" salad dressing - used to whip up his own at restaurants from oil, vinegar, pepper and the like. A.E. Hotchner, his partner in the charity venture, was keynote speaker at yesterday's 22nd annual Inc. 500 Conference in Miami. Hotchner recalled a night at Elaine's when the waiter mistakenly put house dressing on his salad. Newman took the greens into the men's room and wiped them off with a paper towel, so he could use his own.


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HEY WADE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NCAA BASKETBALL POOL YOU WERE IN?

Well...
I have 3 teams still in the big dance so to speak

FINAL FOUR PICKS WERE:

KENTUCKY - OUT
ST JOES- STILL IN
DUKE - STILL IN
UCONN - STILL IN

So we'll see.



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WADE SINUS UPDATE:
My nose is dry, not much of a headache today.

Might nurse a beer tonight!


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REST AND RELAXATION?
I am trying to relax and rest this weekend. Well needed break.
I ate brunch with my friends Jonny, Megan, Todd and Jess at DIANA'S! THE BEST!

Tonight my good friend Jake is visiting Hoboken. I was Jake's roomate in college. So I will meet up with him and fellow Hobokenites- Robin and Amy (who also went to Keene with us).

Learning 'Garage Band' on my iBook and hope to record some mp3s for the site.
Also working on WADE TEE SHIRT PICTURE (coming soon).

I will also take and walk and do some crunches (proper crunches).



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March 26, 2004

WADE's WILD DAYS REVISITED BY RONNIE COPPOLA:
I received an email yesterday that deserves to be posted on this site.
I know I claim to be a beer dropper, beer nurser, slow dancer (with my beer that is), and beer dumper.

But someone (Ronnie) remembers a time when I was wild. Yes, me!

Here is the email:



remember when you got piss drunk at commonwealth on mai tais?� you pussy




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WADE SINUS UPDATE:
My sinus' (sinuses) aren't that good. I've been sleeping well, and feel good when I wake up... but then... it hits me. I hate sinus head aches.





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WADE WORKS HARD TODAY WITH THE GREAT GREG GIRALDO!

Yes, we shot a remote piece for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. Comedian Greg Giraldo was the centerpiece of the shoot and all around he's a great guy. Bryan Tucker and Laurie Kilmartin were the writers. Glenn, Jeremy and I were the glue that kept the shoot going. A lot of work! Hopefully, it'll be on next week.

WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD WADE?:
We ate lunch at the Gin Mill (my grilled chicken sandwich was... sub-par!) -first they stopped having the GREAT COMEDY SHOW 'COMEDY GOLD' then they serve me this...swill thing they called a grilled chicken sandwich. Shame Shame! Two strikes Gin Mill!





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March 25, 2004

TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY!
(little break for wade)

Colin Quinn and the powers that be at TOUGH CROWD WITH CQ gave me the opportunity to be the warm-up comedian today for the studio audience.

To start, I welcomed the audience and then I introduced four co-workers who did 2 minutes of standup (they were all AWESOME) each!

Then I dealt with telling the studio audience when to clap, when to be quiet, to shut off their cell phones and beepers etc. I nervously talked mainly to the audience, asked them trivia questions that I made up about some of the crew (Thanks for your help TOM AND VINNY THE CAMERA UTILITIES, TRISH, KEVIN H. AND STEVE IN AUDIO, JOE THE SECURITY GUARD), THE CREW WERE GOOD SPORTS!!!

I gave 100% and it was a very HAPPY FULFILLING MOMENT.

Introducing Colin Quinn was pretty cool!

MANY RESPECTS TO ALL THE PEOPLE AT TQ WITH CQ.


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WADE PROMOTES SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE:
Here is info on my friend James' new play.
James is a terrific writer and I did the theater benefit for Nosedive Productions a month and a half ago and saw some great stuff!
Pete Boisvert is directing it! Both him and James were born and raised in the great state of NH.

THE FULL INFO:

NOSEDIVE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
Mayonnaise Sandwiches
A new comedy by James Comtois about quiet family dysfunction, mass media and unhealthy TV dinners.


The Looking Glass Theatre SPACE
422 West 57th Street (between 9th and 10th)

March 25-27, April 1-3, 8-10
Thursday through Saturday, 8pm
$15 Admission

For reservations, please call 212-696-7342

MORE MAYO INFO HERE


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FREE CEREAL AT COMEDY CENTRAL TODAY:
Cheerios/cut banana
APPLE JUICE! - generic, but tasty.

adamwade.com


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IT'S OFFICIAL (UNTIL THEY NIX IT), WADE WILL BE THE WARM-UP COMEDIAN FOR 'TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN' THIS AFTERNOON*:

I am excited.

*I will be introducing other fellow staffmembers who do standup. They will have 2 minutes to charm our studio audience.

-JOHN MORGENTHAU
-ADAM COLE-KELLY
-CATHERINE PAPPAS
-PETE LA PAGE

They are all wonderful people/comedians/workers!

It should be fun!**

**God Bless Colin Quinn



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March 24, 2004

WADE JUST FEET FROM COMEDY LEGEND TONIGHT!

Yes, tonight I went to see... JOAN RIVERS with Marie and Zach and Connie.
I had fun, but Joan... was a little loopy. Curiousity got the best of me. I grew up watching her. And how can you not check to see what she's saying to celebrities on the red carpet. And to see what she looks like, live in person. LOOPY!

Didn't like what she said to the BEAUTIFUL WAITRESS (made fun of her alot!)
But I ate well (loved the fancy pizza) and had two COKES! The sinus' are killing me.

Interesting night.

Thanks for thinking of me, Marie.


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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!:
I just got an opportunity at work to be creative.
Not full time, but it's something!

Thanks Sara T. You made my day!



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WADE IS NOT SAYING HE IS THE SECOND COMING OF KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, BUT READING HIS BIO ON IMDB.COM REALLY MADE HIM SMILE! IT REALLY, REALLY MADE HIS DAY (see section about Johnny Cash):


Kris' father was an Air Force general who pushed his son to a military career. Kris was a Golden Gloves boxer and went to Ponoma College in California. From there, he earned a Rhodes scholarship to study literature at Oxford. He ultimately joined the Army and achieved the rank of Captain. He became a helicopter pilot, which served him well later. In 1965, he resigned his commission to pursue songwriting. He had just been assigned to become a teacher at West Point.

He got a job sweeping floors in Nashville studios. There he met Johnny Cash, who initially took some of his songs but ignored them. He was also working as a commercial 'copter pilot at the time. He got Cash's attention when he landed his helicopter in Cash's yard and gave him some more tapes. Cash then recorded Kristofferson's "Sunday Morning Coming Down", which went on to become voted 1970's Song Of The Year by the Country Music Association.

Kris was noted for his heavy boozing. He lost his 'copter pilot job when he passed out at the controls. He also caused the divorce from wife, Rita Coolidge, when he was reaching a bottle and half of Jack Daniels daily. Kris gave up alcohol in 1976. His acting career nose-dived after making Heaven's Gate (1980) in 1980. In recent years, he has made a comeback with his musical and acting careers. He does say that he prefers his music, but says his children are his true legacy.



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WADE FEELING UNDER-APPRECIATED:

It's tough when you do these shows and they are getting better and then you go back 'to the factory'. I gotta pay my bills, but on the other hand sometimes I feel like time is passing me by.

For all the dog doodie I've been stepping on as of late, I hope a get 'a little lucky break' soon.

WHAT IS A 'LITTLE LUCKY BREAK'?
A job where I can get by money-wise and do 'something' creative.

On a less sombre note, THE FREE BURRITOS WERE GREAT TODAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL!





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March 23, 2004

FYI:
THE FREE SLOPPY JOES AT COMEDY CENTRAL MADE UP FOR THE TOUGH WORKDAY I HAD TO ENDURE!

THEY WERE AWESOME!


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THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:
The Great Mike Coakley (Ed Sr)!
(photo coming soon)


THE WHO WILL SOON BE WEARING HER VERY OWN WADE SHIRT AWARD GOES TO:
HOBOKEN'S OWN LADY DIANA! Just back from her trip to Italy.


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GOLDHAWK PENGUIN SHOW A SUCCESS:

I performed the one man PENGUIN "the Adam Wade High School Years" opus tonight and some of Hoboken's (and one of Brooklyn's) Finest were in attendance.

Many Hoboken-ites from NBC were there to show support (special thanks to Bill H. and his jogging crew!), and of course the regulars and bartenders and waitresses from my favorite Hoboken Pub/Restaurant were there.

Yes, Hoboken has a lot of real nice people.

MOUCHO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!



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ADAM WADE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"I should have been a farmer!"

(this is a quote from the manager in 'The Natural')


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MERCY! COMEDY CENTRAL'S FREE FOOD TODAY WAS EXCELLENTE'!

Yes, we had Philly Cheese Steaks and Chicken Cheese sandwiches (I had one of both!). The fries were a bit on the cold side, but it couldn't take away from those sandwiches!

Yes, I had a cup of apple juice with my feast.

It's cold here in NYC, but sunny and I have a big smile on my face.

WADE SPECIAL SHOUT OUT:
Break a leg today, Adam Cole-Kelly



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NURSING THE OLD APPLE JUICE!

Yes, I'm here at work, with my generic brand FREE apple juice.

I dressed like an eskimo today and guess what? It's not that cold out.

I got into NYC early today and went into VIRGIN Records to BROWSE!
Of course, as I was leaving the alarms went off. I bought some deoderant at Duane Reade and for some reason (according to the security guard) that's what set the alarm off. So FYI - if you want to BROWSE around VIRGIN RECORDS, leave your new bar of deoderant at home!



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BIG NIGHT SWEET JESUS!

Yes tonight at the Goldhawk I will be performing my one man multimedia opus
PENGUIN!

FULL DETAILS:
Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
9pm!!!!!
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
Directions -
BY BUS-
Take the 126 NJ Jersey Transit Bus from NYC Port Authority
get off the bus at the MALIBU DINER and walk south 4 blocks down PARK AVE.
BY PATH TRAIN-
Take the NYC PATH INTO HOBOKEN
Get out of the PATH STATION IN HOBOKEN go to cab line - get in cab and say, "I need to be dropped off at Park Ave and 10th." - CAB RIDE WILL ONLY BE $3 - WOW!

9pm
SHOW IS Free!!!!


AND THE NEW YORK PREMIERE OF PENGUIN - FULL DETAILS:
Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN'
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm


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March 22, 2004

FIRST KNOWN PHOTO OF A PERSON OTHER THAN WADE WEARING A 'WADE TEE SHIRT' ON THE INTERNET.

(I HAVE A BUNCH OF PHOTOS IN MY $5 throw away camera but haven't been able to develop it yet because I've been wicked busy!!!!!!)

THE WINNER IS....
CHLOE!




adamwade.com


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ELLEN'S DOG - GET WELL!

I work with a girl named Ellen. She is one of the sweetest people I have ever met - no joke!

She told me today her dog, Bijou is sick. We had a long conversation (I bored her) about dogs.

Bijou, I hope you get better you little princess.



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THE WADE WORD OF THE WEEK:
UNDIE PANTS!

USED IN A SENTENCE:
I did not have to buy Colin Quinn three pairs of black 'UNDIE PANTS' for a St. Patrick's Day sketch at DAFFYS.*


(* or maybe I did)



And by the way, you can't return the 'UNDIE PANTS' you buy at DAFFY'S, even if a celebrity tried them on.


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MARCH 23rd, AND PETE FELMLY:
Tomorrow is my good friend Pete Felmly's birthday.
He's been my friend since second great and lives in Maine where he is a lawyer.
Pete, you tough guy, I hope you get to have a hot fudge sundae from McDonald's tomorrow.
(That's his favorite)


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R AND R FOR WADE!

Yes, tonight it's all about a little rest and relaxation for me!
It is very cold out tonight.
I've been putting signs/flyers up at the Port Authority for my show tomorrow night.

Going over notes soon. It should be good times!

I'm getting take out tonight - chicken and angel hair pasta - white sauce, FROM MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN HOBOKEN.

I might check out the new Jim Carey movie this weekend.

I live the most exciting life of anybody I know!
I know a lot of people.




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BACK TO WORK:

Yes, I'm back at Comedy Central. I ate a corn muffin today at the Evergreen Diner. It was terrific and yes, I did pay for it! I also picked one up for my boss, JEREMY!

But I did get a free glass of apple juice (ah, free juice in the workplace).

NCAA BASKETBALL POOL:
I had Kentucky winning it all and they lost yesterday. I am screwed!


THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD(s) GO TO:
MISS SARA TAKSLER AND MISS KATIE STRICKER!
You girls are the best!

THE WHO GAVE WADE A GIFT AFTER HE SIGNED HER SHIRT AWARD GOES TO:
Amy Cole's darling mother, she sent me a big bag of CHEX MIX (no joke).
Thanks so much!



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March 21, 2004

THE WADE QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(A QUESTION ADAM IS OFTEN ASKED):

"So are you still doing that comedy thing?" -Bob (He is asking this question because he is either bored or BECAUSE HE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN MY COMIC GENIUS)

"Yes." - WADE

"Really? You perform and write your own thing?" - Bob

"Oh yeah." - WADE

"Any leads?" - Bob

"Leads?" - WADE

"You know any comedy writing jobs out there?" -Bob

"You know anybody, anybody that's hiring?" - WADE

(Deep thought then...) "No, I don't." - Bob

"Well then... I guess I'll just keep doing my thing then. You know, that comedy thang!"

(end of scene)





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WADE'S THOUGHTS ROLL ON, AND ON!:
Sunday Sunday! Stuck at work.
Free pizza with mushrooms was good.
Sinus' still bugging me, and my neck is still sore.
NBC NEWSPEOPLE keep stealing our free pizza.

Another boring day!




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THE GUESS WHO WORE HIS WADE T SHIRT THIS WEEK AWARD GOES TO:
GLENN PARKER, who said the XXL was a bit too comfy, but he managed.

Bravo Glenn and thanks.



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WORKING NBC SPORTS:
Arena Football has many celebrities today in the stands - no joke!

Bruce Springstein!
John Bon Jovi!
John Elway!
Al Gore!
"Boss Hog" from Dukes of Hazzard?


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WADE LIVE!


TONIGHT! - Sunday March 21, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
9pm!!!!!
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
Directions -
BY BUS-
Take the 126 NJ Jersey Transit Bus from NYC Port Authority
get off the bus at the MALIBU DINER and walk south 4 blocks down PARK AVE.
BY PATH TRAIN-
Take the NYC PATH INTO HOBOKEN
Get out of the PATH STATION IN HOBOKEN go to cab line - get in cab and say, "I need to be dropped off at Park Ave and 10th." - CAB RIDE WILL ONLY BE $3 - WOW!

9pm
SHOW IS Free!!!!


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WADE PERSON OF THE DAY!

Barry at NBC SPORTS!
He is the ONLY person in the state of Maine to have a 'WADE' T shirt.

Thanks Barry.
Bravo Barry!


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IS IT WADE'S SINUS'?:
I'm feeling battered as of late. I believe my sinus' are acting up. I got 11 hours sleep last night and I still feel lightheaded.

WADE AND BUS STOP LOVE!:
I think it's nice every once in a while when I get to talk to a nice girl at the bus stop. (THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN!)

Example:
Sunday - 9am
Girl: You gotta work today?
WADE: Yeah.
Girl: Me too!
WADE: Well... have a good day.
Girl: You too!

Yes, this isn't CINEMAX AFTER DARK, but I think it's sweet.


WADE GETS GROSSED OUT 2 MINUTES LATER ON THE BUS:

A 60 year old guy picked his nose in the seat in front of me for 20 minutes. I started mumbling, "Stop it, Stop it!" "You got it. You're making me sicky."

BUT HE KEPT GOING!

Then I started mumbling. "What are you Final Four picks, PICK ME A WINNER, PAL!"

GROSS STUFF!

adamwade.com


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March 20, 2004

WADE EXCLUSIVE - NECK STILL STIFF!
I am 80 years old, honest. I am stuck at work watching old guys play golf (coolest thing was seeing the big guy, John Daly, smoking a butt while golfing). And my neck is still sore.

My friend Barry is reading the new Rolling Stone magazine and I'm timid to ask him to to look through it. Barry is in his mid thirties and is getting LASIC surgery very soon! He is the real MAGNUM PI!


I AM GETTING GOOGLED ALOT LATELY:
I sure hope I am the 'ADAM WADE' people have been searching for on GOOGLE and VARIOUS other search engines. If you were looking for ME, 'HELLO! NICE OF YOU TO VISIT! AND PLEASE... COME AGAIN! I'LL BE HERE! CHEERIO!'

adamwade.com


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BRAIN SURGERY IN SAM ASH, NYC!
I just bought a $8 guitar stand at Sam Ash in NYC.
Here's what I learned while there.

Alot of people that go in there play Hendrix riffs.
'Social skills' are not part of the criteria to be hired there.

I think the bassist of 'Cheap Trick' finally waited on me.

Any question I asked about the guitar stand was answered by the sales person like this, "Ah, mmm."





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HEY DAD! I KNOW YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS:


Happy 25th, C-SPAN!
Yes, my Dad's favorite network on cable ZZZZZ-Span has been on the air for 25 years!


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WADE'S NECK STILL SORE!
I think I pulled a muscle in my boob, too! I thought it was heartburn from the Boston Market meal last night.

WADE NCAA POOL:
26-32! Yesterday wasn't as good a day for me.

WORKING AT NBC SPORTS TODAY:
GOLF!

adamwade.com


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March 19, 2004

WADE HURTS NECK AT THE GYM:
I worked out - I rode the treadmill for 33 minutes at 4.1 mph for about 31 of those minutes.

I did three sets of 10 crunches and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck - no joke!

I hate having a stiff neck. I can't turn to the right without looking like a dork!


BOSTON MARKET STRAINS WADE'S STOMACH:
Yeah, I just hit Boston market for the last time. Man, that place kills me everytime I go. And for some reason I keep going back. I had the 1/2 chicken and 2 sides and... the after -effects - not good!

NCAA:
I've won all my games but '3' so far! YEAH! SMELL THOSE JOCKSTRAPS! YIPPEE!

It's that 'BEN GAY' IN THE AIR OR DO I SMELL I WINNA!



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WADE'S NEVER ENDING BATTLE TO GET THINGS DONE!
Yes, I have this morning/afternoon off (as in no work). Now it's like catch-up and put things in order/together. It's of course a time when I feel creative and have to push those feelings aside so I can have my apartment clean etc.

WHAT IS WADE LISTENING TO AS HE CLEAN HIS APARTMENT?:
Neil Young - Hawks and Doves.

THE SHARK SHOW LAST NIGHT:
A show I always enjoy doing! Just a fun show to watch as well as perform at. They will soon be doing their show in the East Village on Saturday nights at the Parkside Lounge.

COLLEGE B BALL ROLLS ON:
I think I got better picks that Clark Kellog this year!
(I will update you on the games as the day goes by)




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WADE WORKS HARD 2004 TOUR ROLLS ON!:

Friday March 19th, 2004
SWEET PAPRIKA
Village Lantern
167 Bleeker St (Sullivan/Thompson)
8:30pm $5
Featuring:
MC - Allison Castillo
John Viener
Adam Wade
Jo Caulfied
Ophira Eisenberg
Tom Shillue


Sunday March 21, 2004
THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW
Pianos
158 Ludlow St (Rivington/Stanton)
8pm - FREE!


Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
9pm
Free! Many Drink Specials


Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S NYC PREMIERE OF HIS ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN' with special guests.
'more details/line-up coming soon'
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm


ADAMWADE.COM


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UPDATE ON WADE'S NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL WORK POOL:
Day One I picked 14 out of 16 winners.
Sorry, Sir Walter, but I best against your Seton Hall Pirates.

Stupid me!

I'm glad they won, and hope you accept my apology.

Go Pirates!

Michigan St., who I had getting into the Sweet 16 choked!

DETAILS ON DAY Coming shortly!


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March 18, 2004

THE ADAM WADE 'WORD' OF THE WEEK:

COFFEE

Used in a sentence:

I hope I do not have to get anybody COFFEE this week.



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THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:

TIM Q.
(photo coming soon)


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FREE FOOD AT COMEDY CENTRAL KEEPS WADE AWAKE:
Oh that pizza, FREE pizza, you are SO GOOD!
I had some FREE APPLE JUICE with my two slices (okay three slices) of SACCO'S pizza.

EXCELLENT!

Now I'm trying to look very busy while I watch colllege basketball.
I really think I have a chance to WIN THE BIG OFFICE POOL!

The weather still sucks.


FREE CUPCAKES TOO?:
Yes, I guess Comedy Central has free mini-cupcakes in the kitchen. I'm heading there now... I'll play dumb and hopefully score a few (yes, a few).


WADE DIET:
I'm going to re-start that this coming Monday.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WADE DID PUSH-UPS?:
Last Friday I did 20.



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March 17, 2004

WADE'S NCAA COLLEGE BASKETBALL MARCH MADNESS 2004 UPSET SPECIALS! Ahh CINDERELLA CENTRAL! DARK HORSES !:

NC STATE (I like their uniforms, and in memory of Jimmy V)

BOSTON COLLEGE (my cousin went to B.C. - Barber College)

MANHATTAN (The Big Apples!)

PRINCETON (Hey... Nerds can play ball, too!)

and lastly

VERMONT (aka the Larry Birds from the GANGA GREEN MOUNTAINS)

WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING TEAMS:
I really stink, but... you never know!


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WADE LIVE - TOMORROW NIGHT:

the details:
OH YEAH - there's also a kick-ass SHARK SHOW this Thursday, March 18th,
LIVE! from The PIT (Peoples Improv Theater), 154 W 29th Street between
6th
and 7th Ave, at 1030pm. With so much happnin' how could we not have a
rockin' comedy-variety show? Wanna find out? Well come on by and
enjoy
these face-melting lineup, featuring...

**SETH HERZOG!
**RANDY EPLEY!!
**ANN SCOBIE!!!
**ADAM WADE!!!!
**AND as always, a Ponderosa buffet of sketch, satire and sarcasm from your hosts and houseband; NICK STEVENS (fresh off being cut from ESPN's "Dream Job" - Awesome!), GABE MCKINLEY, DAN GAB & ARI VOUKYDIS.

THE SHARK SHOW
LIVE! This Thursday @ 1030PM
The Peoples Improv theater (www.thepit-nyc.com)
154 W 29th Street
Door - $6
Beer - BYO (It makes it all funnier...trust us)



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THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:

AMY COLE! SUPERFAN INDEED! THANKS AMY!
(photo coming soon)

WHO JUST GOT WADE SHIRTS TODAY AWARD:
VIRGIL and MISSY! Bless your hearts!

(photos coming soon!)

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WADE STUFFS FACE WITH FREE FOOD FROM COMEDY CENTRAL FOR ST PAT'S DAY!

Fish and chips and chicken pot pie! Lethal combo, but when free... EXCELLENTE!

Throw in a few Krispy Kreme donuts and two glasses of ADAM AND EVE expensive (also free) juice and now I AM HURTIN'!

I love free food more than nursing brews on ST Pat's day.

Bravo!

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CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
This morning I went to put a T Shirt order in at the athletic place in Hoboken and guess who was there?

Joe Pantoliano aka Joey Pants!

He had a leather cap on backwards and was sporting a beard and was all smiles.

I said, "Hi, I'm Adam Wade."

He looked at me and said, "Do I know you?" - Not rude, just in wonder.

The guy at the shop said, "It's Wade!"

Everybody was all smiles until I placed my order and bolted so I could catch my bus into the city. I caught the wrong bus and was halfway through the NY Post until I figured it out. Still I managed to run up and down a bridge, catch another bus full of already drunk people heading onto the city for St Patrick's day, and get into work on time!

Bravo!

And yes, HAPPY ST P's day! I'm half Irish but hate NYC doing this day with all the AMATEURS roaming the streets!

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March 16, 2004

DAMN UMBRELLA!

Yes, I left another umbrella in the taxi! Damn!
The snow blows!

HEY WADE, IS IT HARD TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DO FOR WORK WHEN ON DATES?:
Yes, to an extent.

1) Should I lie and just tell then I'm a stockbroker and I make six figures?
2) 401 K?
3) Or should I just be myself and have some faith?

I'm going with numero 3! "I'm taking a chance. They old 'leap of faith' I am following my dreams. This is what I do... and I WORK HARD! I sleep well, and I get free apple juice!"



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FREE MEATBALL SANDWICHES LEAVE WADE BLOATED!:
I pigged out. I had 2 sandwich sized subs.
Foot baby meatballs per sandwich.

My belly is jammed! Was it worth it?
At first, I thought so.

Thank you Comedy Central.


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HOBOKEN MIGHT BAN DOGS:
That's a rumor I heard today on the bus.

I guess there's just too much doodie all over the place.

I wonder how they'd enforce that, if they can't even enforce curbing dogs.



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WHAT MADE WADE HAPPY SO FAR TODAY?:

My buddy Fred B. at NBC bought 2 WADE shirts.

My buddy Jason the sound-guy also bought one!

Thanks guys!


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WADE EXCLUSIVE SNOWY TUESDAY IN NYC:
Snowy!

WHY IS WADE GLUM TODAY?

I trimmed my sideburns. I did a bad lop-sided job!

I held the elevator for a woman today in my work buiding and she didn't thank me. She was this rich, well dressed lady. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeach! I should have at least farted while in the elevator with her. Damn, I think of these things too often, too late!

THE COUP TO STOP WADE FROM DRINKING APPLE JUICE AT WORK (also part of WHY ADAM IS GLUM TODAY)!:

My boss, ******, at work greeted me at the kitchen (I grabbed the juice and kissed it - the bottle, yes, I kiss it every day - I LOVE MY APPLE JUICE!) and she said, "I hate apple juice, it smells like babies."

Thanks for trying to ruin the only thing that is true to me in this big city!

NO WONDER WADE IS GLUM!



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March 15, 2004

THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE TEE SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:
'Precious Paul' Helzer!
(photo coming soon*)


I work with Paul at Comedy Central and he's a fellow New Englander with a fine taste of music!

*I mean it when I say 'photo coming soon', honest!





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10 THINGS WADE LIKES
(LET'S GET INTO THE MIND OF WADE):

10 - Donuts! Chocolate Frosting!
9 - THE RED SOX (even though they choke and are a bunch of babies)
8 - Pork Chops
7 - Whiffle ball
6 - Bubble hockey
5 - Bowling! And watching the new ESPN CHAMPS OF BOWLING!
4 - Bud Light
3 - Old, 10 speed bikes
2 - Go-KARTS'
1 - APPLE JUICE!



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WADE BACK TO BUSINESS!:

I am working at Comedy Central today and just ate a ham and swiss sandwich.

Just took a long ride out to Brooklyn with 'Precious Paul' he drove and played some cool tunes! It is sunny so I got to just look out the window and get a cool breeze through my hair. Simple stuff! So Good! So Nice.

Now it's back to getting stuff done. I was too busy this morning to get juice.
Might try to grab some now!


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March 14, 2004

LOOK TO THE RIGHT! --------------


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MARCH MADNESS, NCAA COLLEGE BASEKETBALL PREDICITONS 2004
WADE'S FINAL 4 PIX - MEN'S BASKETBALL:

KANSAS

PITTSBURG

DUKE

MARYLAND

(please pick your 4! C'mon Ed S. and Ed S. Jr)


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BIG NIGHT FOR WADE'S BUDDY, TEDDY COLUCA !!!!!!!:

Tonight on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm (10pm EST) my buddy TEDDY COLUCA will be featured in a scene with HOLLYWOOD ICONS - ANNE BANCROFT AND MEL BROOKS! as well as LARRY DAVID HIMSELF!

BRAVO TEDDY! YOU ARE A CLASS ACT AND DESERVE THE BEST!



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WHAT IS WADE READING?

THE CRICKET IN TIMES SQUARE!

Country cricket in the big city story is simple and grand!

The first book I ever read (that had more than 8 words on a page).



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WADE HAS ANOTHER BAD DREAM:

I dreamt that the show I work for at Comedy Central cut back on the beverages as well THE FOOD! (Lordy, LORDY, LORDY!)

YIKES, no apple juice, YET AGAIN?

Yes, I went into work and the kitchen was empty, no granola bars, no potato chips, no bananas, no apples, no gum and mints. The fridge had only a cup of water that was like light brown.

Free lunch never came, and I had a big frown on my face.

Then I noticed many of the girls at work (not all of them) had grown goatees (yes, the facial hair on their chins). SCARY!


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WADE SUPER-SHOUT OUT TO CHLOE!

Thanks for coming to the show last night. Have a great Spring Break and congrats on doing well on your mid-terms at the great University with the sinking library!

Enjoy the WADE shirt!!!!





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WADE HAS SUPER SUNDAY AT NBC!

Today has been a good day so far!

Waffles and Donuts and Expensive Orange Juice! - FREE and Delicious!

GREG K. should work commission for WADE INC!
GREG K. is a cameraman/utility and around awesome guy at NBC, and he's thrown the WADE name around - WITH RESPECT!

(Special thanks also goes to: Arnold!. Chris M.!, and FOOTBALL GREAT, GLENN PARKER!... yes, they will all be wearing 'WADE' t-shirts! I appreciate it!)

JASON, BARRY, FRED... I will get you guys your shirts AS SOON AS I IRON THEM!





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March 13, 2004

WOW! A CLEAN SWEEP!

Right now here at NBC Sports we have THE US NATIONAL CURLING CHAMPIONSHIPS!



WADE MOVIE ENTITLED 'THE WORLD SHOULD BE LIKE THIS!'
(thanks ADB)


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BACK TO THE FACTORY:
Yes, I am back at NBC Sports today!
Working hard!

Just ate two steak and cheese buritos. VERY GOOD! VERY FREE!

Pat F. (Ed Jr.) had a mean birthday party last night night. I was able to catch the tail end of it. Pat seemed to be having a great time! He deserves it.


WHY DIDN'T WADE GET A COFFEE AT 42nd and 9th Ave today.:
The poor guy working today behind the counter was sweating like a madman. I give the guy credit for going to work and all... but man, he was looking ill!


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WADE WILL BE HEADING TO SWEET BROOKLYN TONIGHT:

Sat March 13th 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.


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March 12, 2004

HEY A-ROD GET USED TO BEING TREATED LIKE THIS:

NEW YORK PRESS EMBRACES ITS NEWEST STAR!

NY POST PAGE SIX:
March 12, 2004 -- CYNTHIA Rodriguez, do you know where your husband is? Our spies say that before spring training began, new Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez (above) was paying regular visits to the VIP strip club on West 20th Street to enjoy lap dances from a certain Brazilian-born beauty. "He sees her and only her," says our insider. "He was coming in every other week. He'll come in, sit at the bar and wait for her to come over. Then they go into the VIP room and she dances for him. He usually spends about $500 to $1,000 on her, getting lap dances and drinks." A spokesman for the Yankees declined comment.
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GOOD LUCK TO WADE:
GOOD LUCK TO WADE:
and
GOOD LUCK TO WADE:

Yes folks, I got a lotta good luck coming to me in the near future.

WHY YOU ASK?

In the past month I have stepped in doggy doo TWICE!

And today at 3:15pm on 8th Ave and 42nd St. by the Duane Reade drugstore, I GOT SHAAT ON BY A FLYING RAT! AKA PIGEON!


I'm waiting,
C'mon good luck.
I'm right here.


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WHAT MADE WADE'S WEEK?:

A great gal that I worked with's MOTHER is a big WADE fan
just look at this email concerning a WADE T Shirt:


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Sweetheart,
What would it cost to have him sign it?� I can't wait to get it.� I will have dad take a photo at the bay of me showing it off.� I love my sweetheart.� I can't wait for Abby to bring it back so please mail it as soon as you get it.� Tell Wade he has made�my day, I can't wait to be a part of the "in group."� Hugs and kisses to you sweetheart.
___________________


I thought that was the most awesome-est email in the history of email - by the way, THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT ME AND THE WADE T SHIRT! FYI!

BLESS THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY!!!!


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TRAFFIC SUCKS IN NYC:

A building fell, or parts of it fell onto 49th and 8th.

Of course I had to drive the work van today for Late Night With Conan O'Brien.

Traffic was bad and some girl gave me the middle finger in the crosswalk. I rolled down and the window and yelled, "What did I do to deserve that?"
She kept walking.

WHO BOUGHT A WADE SHIRT TODAY?:
JOHN "THE HAMMER" HOMER!
A class act is there ever was one! - NO JOKE!
(photo coming soon)


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ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM WANTS TO WISH PAT F. (ED JR) HAAPY B DAY!

PAT have a great B Day man! I will try to hit the bar tonight and nurse a few!


BACK TO THE FACTORY:
Gotta get to work!


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�
WHAT TURNS WADE OFF:
Tonight I was casually talking to two women at the bar between 28-32 when all of a sudden they started talking about how they liked men in their 50's (as in, FOUND THEM HOT).

With all due respect to these girls... I must ask this question... As a male in his mid twenties should I feel turned off by that?

Let's hear from you!

FOR MEN IN THEIR 50s checking out this site, I CAN NOT TELL YOU WHAT BAR I HEARD THIS!


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March 11, 2004

WHY DID WADE GO INTO WORK TODAY?:
TWO WORDS - APPLE and JUICE!
no joke!
I was there, I gabbed away. I had a half a glass of orange juice.
And yes, I did kiss the apple juice bottle in the work refrig.
Ask Amy S., she was there.

THE WHO'S WEARING A WADE SHIRT TODAY AWARD GOES TO:
My boss Jeremy! He's wearing the 'WADE' throwback shirt today.

WHO WILL SOON BE WEARING SHIRTS A LA WADE SHORTLY:
Two people from the UK
ROEY!
Greg K
Chris M
Pip!
Todd S.
Amy Cole's Mother!

Bravo, good people! Moucho Thanks!


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I REALIZE MY NIGHTMARE WASN'T ALL THAT SCARY:
But I hate skunks! And I hate skunk spray!

Trust me that's worse than vampires.


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WADE HAS BAD NIGHTMARE:

Man, it was very scary!
I'm in my house and there's a bunch of cats and dogs. They all love me and I love them. Then there's a little skunk on my bed and I say, "Get out skunk, get." And the skunk just stares at me.

"Oh no, I think he's going to spray!" I scream and... yes, he sprays skunk spray all over me.

I woked up just as I was getting sprayed.

YIKES!


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WADE COMPLETES FIRST SONG USING APPLE GARAGE BAND SOFTWARE:

It's got a cool beat!

It's about something I love and something I like.

YES! I love apple juice.

And the rest... well, that's personal*


*Okay, you can drag it out of me... I like Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwiches.


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March 10, 2004

WADE 'RETURN OF THE KING' MOVIE REVIEW:

3 potty trips!

Spent $5 on popcorn.

Drank a 20 oz of Dr Pepper!
(mostly before the show)

I didn't stay for the closing credits, I SAW THE OSCARS!

Two people walked out midway through, and didn't return.

I am officially WIPED OUT BY THIS TRILOGY OF FILMS.

After 4 hours in the movie theater... no phone messages.





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I HAVE THE MOVIE I MADE:
WADE WILDCARD WEDNESDAY DOWN TO 3 minutes.

I will be putting it on my site shortly.

When I say shortly I mean in the next 6 months or so.



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WADE IS GETTING SEARCHED FOR ON THE NET:

Yes, it seems many people have google.com or yahoo.com-ed me today.

I hope I'm the Adam Wade you've been searching for.

And No, I did not have an affair with Cindy Crawford (if you google 'Cindy Crawford affair Adam Wade' my name comes up! No joke!


WADE WORKS OUT HARD(LY):
Yes, another big trip to the gym today where I rode the treadmill for 35 minutes at 4.1 mph, and did 32 crunches and three sets of bi-cep curls. I am currently resting in between doing (or trying to do) 200 push ups. My gut seems to be more toned since I started back up on the push ups. Also, my bi-ceps are bigger, especially when I brush my teeth (I flex when I brush - not on purpose.)


WADE IS GOING TO SEE 'RETURN OF THE KING':
Yes, I'm going right now!



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(FYI: WADE LOVES APPLE JUICE MORE THAN ANYTHING! - IS THAT A WEAKNESS? PERHAPS.)


WHERE HAS ALL THE APPLE JUICE GONE?:
That is the question.

WHY IS WADE DOWN?:
I got plenty of apple juice but... what's the use of all this apple juice if I don't have someone to share it with.

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU:
I don't think dead people would enjoy apple juice.


I ONCE LOVED A GIRL SHE... SMELLED LIKE APPLE JUICE:
She did, no joke! Better apple juice than BO.

IF WOMEN WERE LIKE APPLE JUICE:
Life would be great, but I would sure have to go to the bathroom alot.


SHE ONCE GAVE ME APPLE JUICE:
Way back when. It seems like a million years ago. I hope she can still get me Joan Rivers tickets.


APPLE JUICE STRIKE!:
I will NOT drink another glass of apple juice (HUGE HUSH FROM THE AUDIENCE), in protest of....

OKAY, THIS IS WHERE YOU DECIDE WHY - use the old 'comment' section and tell me why I am on this APPLE JUICE STRIKE!


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March 09, 2004

HEY MR TAXI DRIVER:

Just got a ride in NYC from a GREEK taxi driver. Takitatpoulos, was his name. I didn't talk to him much but I notice the Greek stickers and flags and of course his last name.

When I was getting out of the cab at my destination I said, 'Good bye in Greek' I thought the guy was going to jump through the little window and hug me. I mean he lit up, BIG SMILE!! "YASOOO-U!" He screamed.

"Yasou!" I said back!

"HERE, HERE YOU TAKE THE MONEY BACK! I DRIVE NICE GREEK BOY FOR FREE!"

He made me take the $7 back.

It was a very nice encounter.



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SPRING HAS SPRUNG...SORT OF
HERE'S WADE POST WINTER/PRE SPRING LINE-UP SO FAR:

WADE ON TOUR 2004

ALL PERFORMANCES SUBJECT TO CHANGE!


Sat March 13th 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.


Sunday March 14th, 2004
TBA

Thursday March 18th, 2004
THE SHARK SHOW
@ THE P.I.T.
154 W. 29th St.
(between 6th and 7th Ave.)
10:30pm
$6

Friday March 19th, 2004
SWEET PAPRIKA
Village Lantern
167 Bleeker St (Sullivan/Thompson)
8:30pm $5


Tuesday March 23, 2004
ADAM WADE PERFORMS HIS OPUS 'PENGUIN'
GOLDHAWK
HOBOKEN
936 Park Ave
(Park Ave and 10th St.)
9pm
Free! Many Drink Specials


Mon April 5th, 2004
ADAM WADE'S NYC PREMIERE OF HIS ONE MAN PERFORMANCE OPUS
'PENGUIN' with special guests.
'more details/line-up coming soon'
ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC
8:45 pm


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WADE STILL TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET THINGS DONE:

The more I try to get things done, the more I just don't get anything done.

Making Chocolate Chip Cookies as we speak.

Slept 9 hours and feel like taking a nap.


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WADE IS TIRED!

I worked on my one minute performance that I just got back from all day.
I hoped it looked like it. I am not a master of acting nor sound effects.

BIG SHOUT OUT TO:
JACKIE, MICHELLE S., AND JASON (bought me a Ginger Ale!), Claresa (who wears her WADE T Shirt TO HER GYM!), and of course the FABULOUS AMY COLE (who also wears her WADE T shirt to her gym) for coming to the show!

I got a very big day ahead of me that consists of:
-IRS STUFF
-GROCERY SHOPPING
-LAUNDRY
-GETTING A CORN BEEF SANDWICH AT FIORE'S IN HOBOKEN
-RESTOCKING MY OWN PERSONAL BOTTLES OF MOTTS APPLE JUICE (my favorite)

But right now it's time to sleep!

WHAT CURSE? - GO SOX!
Associated Press
TAMPA, Fla. -- Yankees right fielder Gary Sheffield is out indefinitely because of a jammed right thumb.


WADE PREDICTION:

I was talking to my buddy Matt tonight and his friend Sarah and.... they told me of a rumor that
John Kerry might choose Tom Brokaw as his running mate / aka Vice President.


WHY IS THAT COOL?
I could say... hey... that I GOT THE VP OF THE US A CUP OF COFFEE (Brokaw likes his coffee black with whip cream - alot of it, NO JOKE!)!




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March 08, 2004

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THE WHO'S WEARING A 'WADE' T-SHIRT PERSON OF THE DAY:

GENO THE SANDWICH GUY!

Thanks Geno! You are the man!

(photo coming soon)

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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE:
I have been getting emails, I DO NOT HAVE ANY GOSSIP ABOUT CINDY CRAWFORD OR HER HUSBAND!

I AM NOT CINDY CRAWFORD'S LOVER. HONEST! IT MAY BE TOUGH TO BELIEVE, BUT I AM NOT!

THE ONLY GOSSIP I HAVE IS ABOUT... me.

AND IT'S GREAT GOSSIP! GO HERE!!!!


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WADE WORKS HARD AGAIN AND AGAIN-
WORKING ON ACT FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW AT LUNA:

MONDAY MARCH 8th, 2004
EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE

Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.

By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.




EATING IT
PRESENTS

50 in 50 (minutes)
- 50 Comedians in 50 minutes!

YES I WILL BE ON STAGE TONIGHT FOR ONLY ONE MINUTE!

I just got a
large Dunkin Donuts Coffee and two wheat bagels.

Now I gotta dive into my creative trenches!


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March 07, 2004

ANOTHER UGLY DAY IN RED SOX COUNTRY?:

I've been working so hard at NBC Sports (ARENA FOOTBALL) I've been unable to watch the Red Sox/Yankees Spring Training game. BUT I AM SURE THEY ARE KICKING BUTT!

Seriously, I'm so busy I don't know the score.


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RED SOX / YANKEE SPRING TRAINING UPDATE:

SOX 3
YANKS 0

2nd inning.


I think I have Pennant Fever!

ps JETER one error at SS.


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WADE SPREADS THE WORD ABOUT HOBOKEN WRITER!

There's a very interesting article on Caren Lissner, a writer from Hoboken.

Her new book is in stores now!

I went to her reading Friday night and I had a great time.



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SPECIAL WADE SHOUT OUT:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY MANY BOSSES

MR JASON CHILLEMI !!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!


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RED SOX VS YANKEES IN SPRING TRAINING TODAY AT 1pm

FOR MORE INFO GO TO JERRY REMY'S SITE.




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March 06, 2004

WADE'S BASEBALL (MOSTLY RED SOX) PREDICTIONS - SPRING TRAINING AND BEYOND - PART ONE:

THE RED SOX ARE GOING TO PLAY VERY WELL (KEEP IN MIND THIS IS SPRING TRAINING/MEANINGLESS).

THE YANKEES WILL LOSE A STARTING PITCHER FOR AT LEAST A MONTH!

FOR SOME REASON REGGIE JACKSON WILL BE ON TV ALOT.

BILL BUCKNER WILL BE AT THE RED SOX HOME OPENER! HE WILL RECEIVE A STANDING O AND A FREE HOT DOG (FENWAY FRANK).

BOB STANLEY WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COMEBACK DOING AN INFORMERCIAL FOR A LOBSTER SMOKER CALLED THE 'STANLEY STEAMER'.

SAM HORN WILL DO TERRIFIC ON THE NESN POST GAME SHOW!

STEVE BALBONI WILL BECOME THE RED SOX THIRD BASE COACH BY MID-SEASON.

LOU GORMAN... I CAN'T RECALL IF HE IS STILL ALIVE TO MAKE A PREDICTION.

JERRY REMY WILL BEGIN A RUN FOR MAYOR OF BOSTON.

WALLY THE GREEN MONSTER MASCOT WILL BE CHARGED WITH ROBBING A 'STORE 24' IN LOWELL.



DEAR VISITORS:
YOU ARE WELCOMED TO MAKE YOUR OWN PREDICTIONS IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW!



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THE ADAM WADE MOVIE OF THE WEEK:
Palookaville (1995)

I saw this movie when I was president (yes!) of my college film society. I think it's a gem! Something you can watch many times.

I'm pretty sure alot of it was shot in Jersey, a few years before I made the move from New Hampshire to NYC via the GARDEN STATE.

Vincent Gallo is really good in this. And DONUTS DONUTS DONUTS! Much more authentic than Woody Allen's 'SMALL TIME CROOKS'.



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THE BIG SATURDAY LOW-DOWN:

It'S WET!
It'S HOT - 65 degrees!
It'S A BIG PARTY PRE- ST PATRICK'S DAY IN HOBOKEN!

For the 2nd Straight year I'm Working on this day at NBC Sports!

I ate a bunch of FREE Greek Food at work today!

I will return to HOBOKEN and there will be a lot of DRUNK PEOPLE ROAMING THE STREETS!

I ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY - You decide on that one.


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March 05, 2004

MONDAY MARCH 8th, 2004
EATING IT AT LUNA LOUNGE

Luna Lounge is located at 171 Ludlow Street
(between Houston & Stanton streets),
"Eating It" at Luna Lounge is every Monday night at 8:30PM sharp. Doors open at 7:30 PM. Admission is $8 (includes one free drink). Valid photo ID required to enter. 21 & over only.

By subway: Take the F train to Second Avenue. Exit out of the First Avenue side of the station. Go East until you see Katz's Deli on the south side of Houston. That's Ludlow Street. Follow the funny.




EATING IT
PRESENTS

50 in 50 (minutes)


(this is my second time doing this formatted show)
It's pretty awesome and unique - some really great acts doing 'a minute' each!


50 in 50 acts:
Craig Baldo
Sara Barron
Becky & Noelle
Clara Bijl
Jordan Carlos
Adam Cole-Kelly
Josh Comers
Jane Condon
Jonathan Corbett
Jessica Delfino
Pete Dominick
Becky Donohue
Andres duBouchet
Peter Dutton
Ophira Eisenberg
Susie Felber
Jon Fisch & James Patterson
Kimmy Gatewood
Bayne Gibby
Mike Gold
Matt Goldich
Josh Haness
The Hazzards
Tim Homayoon
Peter Hyman
Dan Kennedy
Eric Kirchberger
Nick Kroll, Andrea Rosen, Chelsea Peretti & Roger Hailes
Shauna Lane
Nasry Malak
Moody McCarthy
Liam McEneaney
Veronica Mosey
Sara Polon
Dan Powell
Susan Prekel
Stacey Prussman
The Rob and Mark Show
Kristen Schaal
Paul Scheer & Dannah Feinglass
Debbie Shea
Dave Siegel
Bricken Sparacino
Wendy Spero
Rebecca Tingley
Amber Tozer
ADAM WADE
Jessica Wood
Florence Yoo
Rena Zager



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STILL NOTHING!

I've been doing stuff all day and it still seems like I haven't done anything.

Went to the Apple Store in SOHO and bought an audio adapter for my computer so I can start putting more mp3s on the site.

Went to Old Navy to buy some cheap clothes.

Went to the sporting goods place to pick up more stuff.


WADE IS GOING TO TAKE A NAP:
Are you 80 years old or something?

No, I'm not, but I'd like to take a nap.
G'Night!


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WADE HAS A MILLION THINGS TO DO TODAY, CAN HE GET ANYTHING DONE?

Big question!

I don't know I've been up for a couple of hours and haven't done a thing.

This is my only semi-day off in a while, and I can't get up and do anything.

I wouldn't call it lazy, I would just call it ' rest time '.

It's kind of wet out right now.



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ERIN THE WAITRESS HAS NEW TERM FOR WADE NURSING A BEER:

Tonight I was drinking a late night beer with a few of my favorite waitresses in Hoboken when Erin (the GREAT ERIN), looked down at my beer and said, "Are you slow-dancing with that thing?"

That thing = A $2 beer!

I had never heard that term and was a bit embarrassed.

Oh well.


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March 04, 2004

IN CASE YOU FORGOT!

WANT A 'WADE T-SHIRT'?

Order your very own 'WADE T-SHIRT' like the one here in the photo. Send $15 (check or money order) and your size -Child's XL, S, M, L, XL, XXL to:

THE ADAM WADE FAN CLUB
PO BOX 5166
HOBOKEN, NJ 07030

Includes shipping and handling.
Allow 4 weeks for delivery (Folks, I make these myself!)


(they are selling well - no joke!)
adamwade.com



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RAINY DAY IN NYC!

Free apple juice.

Talking to my buddies Sara Taksler and John Marshall about the weather.

According to John, it's not raining, it's just misting.
Sara thinks it's raining.

I am confused.
adamwade.com


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March 03, 2004

HOBOKEN HOOP DREAMS!
Tonight after work I put the wind pants on and headed over to the basketball courtin HOBOKEN and shot some hoops.

It felt good out there, I was a little rusty. Soon my left handed jumpshot came back. I was on fire. I hit 6 foul shots in a row - no joke.

I started talking trash. But I was just talking to myself. And I got revved up.

After a half an hour I hit the showers.

I still got it folks!

adamwade.com


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WADE'S BOSS' APPLE EXPERIMENT IS OVER:

Yes, the apple my boss had by the window (cut up and stuff) did not attract flies nor foul smell because it 'simply' vanished.

No news on where it went, but... it's gone.

Too bad. Not sad!


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WADE SPRING MOMENTS #33:

Turning 21 and waiting 30 minutes to get into the Derryfield bar in NH only to have it full of guys ...and like two girls.

WOW! It was so un-amazing!

I remember hearing guy in line saying, "Boy, this is going to be a great night." Maybe for him, but for me it would have been a little bit better if there were some more girls there.

Ah... WADE SPRING MOMENT #33, you suck!


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FREE BURGERS TODAY AT WORK!

Burgers Heaven is awesome! And free! I dropped the top of my bun on the floor but I blew on it and dusted it off. RATS!

AND I GOT A GREAT BAKED POTATO!

Don't forget the SLAW!!!!!

And a pickle - dill.
Things are good today at WORK!



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March 02, 2004

YET ANOTHER CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
The men of
Broken Lizard

Here at Comedy Central to tape a segment.

Rode the elevator with them. They seemed like cool guys.


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FREE BURRITO FOR WADE:
Yes, free food rides again in the life of me.

Working hard as usual.

It's like a Spring day here in NYC!!


CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
Scott Baio, from 'Charles in Charge' on 54 th and 9th Ave eating a piece of pizza. Today, 1:30pm.

I yelled, "Hey Chachi? What up, Chachi?"

Scott beamed a smile and waved while he stuffed his face.


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GUESS WHAT ADAM WADE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT, NOT ONE BIT?:

(according to the NY DAILY NEWS)
A Julia Roberts rumor takes root
Is the Pretty Woman expecting a pretty baby?
That was the question buzzing at the Oscars after a fuller, glowing Julia Roberts made the scene.
She looked more buxom than usual, and wore a gown with folds gathered in the front. "And her roots were showing!" noted one observer (some say using hair dye while pregnant is not safe).
"Julia is not pregnant," one of her reps told us.
_________________________________

WHAT WOULD MAKE ADAM WADE'S DAY:
(according to Adam Wade)
Julia Roberts has announced she will NEVER EVER make another movie again!


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CORN MUFFINS AND PUSH UPS:
Yes, I ate a non fat-free corn muffin today. AND I did 45 pushups.
Now I feel bloated and my neck is stiff. I can't win in whatever I do.

BUT TO NURSE INJURIES:
Ah yes, free apple juice at work! Thank you Comedy Central.

AS FOR BILLY BUSH OF ACCESS HOLLYWOOD:
"You still suck!" - WADE

"It's Unanimous, YOU REALLY SUCKED AT THE OSCARS AND YOU JUST PLAIN OLD SUCK!" - WADE'S CO WORKER #1 SPEAKING FOR HIM AND WADE'S CO WORKER #2

"YOU ARE A PHONY PIECE OF CRAP!"
-WADE'S CO WORKER #3

"SUCKIE, SUCKIE!"
-WADE'S BUS DRIVER


AS FOR SEAN CONNERY:
The new spokes-person for the CLAPPER
'clap on, clap off'!
Sit down, shut up!



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ATTENTION WADE'S BOSS- THE BEST OF THE BEST ON THE WADE BLOG HAVE SPOKEN REGARDING THAT APPLE PROJECT YOU ARE DOING:

I hope that this has helped, ADAMWADE! I didn't want to leave you without any assistance at all from your myriads of readers, you know.
Don | Email | 03.01.04 - 7:34 pm | #
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Look on the bright side. Perhaps you can siphon off some JUICE from that apple while it's close at hand.
Jodi | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 7:46 pm | #
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...did you remind him of the whole fruit fly matter? Smell notwithstanding, the critters will more than likely be an issue.

Your boss...he's an odd sort, hm?
Jett | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 12:31 am | #


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March 01, 2004

WADE NEEDS A LOT OF SLEEP!

I didn't sleep much last night, I HAD OSCAR FEVER!

Now I just took an hour nap and I'm scared that I won't sleep well again tonight.

The troubles/problems I have.


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WADE'S BOSS' EXPERIMENT:

My boss put a Granny Smith apple in the window with little knife marks.

It's his little apple art project.

I told him that it would start smelling bad very shortly (you see I live in a 'garden apt' and know what old apples smell like).

He seemed upset and I didn't continue to press the issue. BUT if you in fact know that it will smell bad, PLEASE make a comment in the little comment area after this post. LET JGo Know-no the info!



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WADE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE FED UP WITH DOG DOODIE IN HOBOKEN:

Here's a letter to the editor in the HOBOKEN REPORTER

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Dear Editor:
The following letter was written to Mayor Roberts:
As a life-long resident of Hoboken and a very concerned citizen, I am writing you this letter hoping that some of this information can bring about a solution to a problem that is seriously out of control.

Since my parents passed away, I now fully understand some of the very difficult problems "property owners" face every single day. Whether you are a property owner or just rent, this matter concerns all of us.
It seems pet owners have become very lax when it comes to cleaning up after their pets. The sidewalks are full of dog feces, and as people walk the streets, they step into it, track it into the house or car, and this is disgusting and very unsanitary. The disposal of the dog waste is the reason I am writing you his letter. The majority of pet owners either don't pick up the waste or when they do, they do not dispose of it properly They just throw it into someone's trash barrel in a piece of paper or a little bag that is not sealed properly.
Have you ever experienced opening up your trash barrel to take care of your garbage and getting this over powering disgusting odor where you are gagging or about to actually vomit? Well I have, and it's worse than you can imagine.
I recently took a trip to upstate New York and came across a very practical way of dealing with dog waste. I have enclosed a picture which I believe is self-explanatory. If you would please look into this, it may help solve this problem. I'm not saying it would be 100 percent but anything at this point is an improvement.
Thanking you in advance for reading my letter.

A very concerned citizen
Angela Pepe

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BRAVO MS PEPE!


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WADE FAN OF THE DAY QUOTE:

from Jessie Dunn,


"wait, an Adam Wade T-shirt?! thats too funny:)"


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MONDAY MONDAY!
WEEK 2 OF FREE APPLE JUICE AGAIN AT COMEDY CENTRAL!

It's a pretty nice day out. Spring Like.

IN LIKE A LAMB - MARCH BEGINS!

PAID MY RENT TODAY.

Woke up early and did a little laundry.



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WADE'S 2nd ANNUAL OSCAR BLOG ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM HAS ENDED!

Whoa this guy just mentioned getting coffee for someone.


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BEST PICTURE AT THE OSCARS:

I'm gonna go with 'Lost in Translation'

no

'Mystic River'

no

'Return of the King'


YES!

Lucky guess!


Folks this concludes the 2nd ANNUAL WADE OSCAR COMPLETE WADEO COVERAGE!


WALTER AND JODI YOU MADE MY NIGHT! THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS.

G'NIGHT!


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HERE COMES INDIANA JONES,
NOPE IT'S STEPHEN SPEILBERGO!


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SPICOLI RULES!


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