QUESTION TO THE VISITORS OF THIS SITE:
If you are expecting an important phone call and it just so happens your cell-phone rings while you are in the work-place bathroom (on the bowl), DO YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

GET TO KNOW PEOPLE AT WADE'S OFFICE:
MEET LONNY ROSS

GET TO KNOW PEOPLE AT WADE'S OFFICE:
MEET LONNY ROSS

WHAT DO YOU DO AT WORK? What DON�T I do!
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR? George Bush (lol)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Ask your *******
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF FOOD? (TIE) Mozzarella Sticks/Chick Parm
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Too many to say. The question should be what is one of your favorite movies? To which I would answer: THE LAST PICTURE SHOW
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Do plants count?
DO YOU PUT GEL IN YOUR HAIR? Rarely, more of a hairspray man if I need a little lift

--Thanks Lonny

CAN TALKING ABOUT FREE APPLE JUICE IN THE WORKPLACE EVER GET OLD?:
Nope!
Today I had my Motts and I feel jolly.
Bless your heart Comedy Central.

THE OFFICIAL ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM PARROTS:

Parrots, you ask?

Am I crazy?
Nope, here is Betzie and Yuri the official parrots of this site.
Seriously. I paid to have them as my 'official parrots.'
Betzie is a female, likes TV's 'All In The Family'.

Yuri, he's a male and loves TV's 'Facts of Life'.

Birds of a feather, flock together - right on over to adamwade.blogspot.com.

SALAD DAY TODAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL:

I had one with the all the trimmings and some balsamic vinegar.

My boss Jeremy sat across from me and I bit into the salad and coughed up the salad and vinegar. It few across onto Jeremy's face and shirt and all over his 'eating area'.


(My southern boss)
I'm sorry.

RAINY DAY TUESDAY:
I checked weather.com and it said it was going to be sunny today and I looked forward to it.

But it is raining. I am confused.

GUESS WHO WAS GOOGLING THEMSELVES TODAY AT WORK:
?


Scotty ("The Dude"), and Perry (aka "Rusty") know... so go ask them.

THE WADE FAN OF THE WEEK:


GLENN CLEMENTS



MORE WADE SHIRTS

MAJOR NEWS FROM THE COMEDY CENTRAL COMMISSARY:

CHEF BILLY "THE KID" GIVES HIS NOTICE, HEADED TO FOX NEWS.

(Chef Billy now crazy like a ... FOX?)


People walked around today in disbelief, because as of 10/15/04 Chef Billy will no longer be here.
Yes, the Chef Billy who recently won New York Magazine's BEST NEW YORK COMMISSARY CHEF 2004, beating out CNN's CHEF BOB "JUST ADD GRAPENUTS", CBS' CHEF CHUCKIE "MAC AND CHEESE AND BEETS", and FOUR TIME WINNER, MORGAN STANLEY'S CHEF SAM "I AM".

He signed a 5 year deal to man the FOX NEWS main commissary for "Big Money" (according to Leon the dishwasher)

THE BIG QUESTION IS WHO WILL TAKE BILLY'S PLACE?:

"LITTLE" GUS? MAYBE SO.

Chef Billy's protege' "Little" Gus makes pizza at Comedy Central Commissary once in a while. People have said his ziti is a bit salty. Can he maintain the Comedy Central kitchen?

("Little" Gus with his finest pie)

STAY TUNED!

RAIN STILL SCARES ME:
Am I a baby or what?
When it rains not only do I feel down in the dumps, It kind of scares me.

WHY?
I don't know, what good ever happens when it's raining?

(yes, I live in a basement apartment)

RED SOX ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS AND GUESS WHO OWES WADE A COFFEE?

JOE, FROM AUDIENCE SECURITY (his one flaw... he's a YANKEE FAN)

JOE IS A GENTLEMAN AND GOOD SPORT IS THERE EVER WAS ONE!

BLESS THE RED SOX AND
BLESS JOE!

A GREAT TEAM AND A GREAT MAN.

GO SOX!

CREAM AND 2 SUGARS!

GOOD LUCK TO 'SUPER' PHIL FROM ACCOUNTING"
Yep, Super Phil (sort of) released an album today (he burned the office 4 songs he's been working on).


(Elton John and Michael Bolton... look out - we'll all be hearing this guy soon... in the dentist office - and I mean that as a compliment.)

Meet 'Super' Phil, more of a crooner than a rocker, but be still all our hearts... his music is magic.

FROM 'REALLYSMALLTALK.COM'�

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR (Dan Kennedy)

I never knew her personally. Like a lot of fans, I never met her and even feel like the wrong guy to write this, but...she's gone now, isn't she? The weird thing about life is that it is so final in the end. And this week when you're listening to cheesy morning disc jockeys saying it's everyone's loss, ask yourself if it isn't radio that basically took her from us. Well, not radio...you know, exactly...but I think you know what I'm saying. And remember that the people eulogizing her on the streets this week are the same people that would've told you she was nothing but an absolute animal when she was still alive. Funny how people change their tune when they feel like it's the right thing to do. The real fans will never forget her. The bullshit Johnny-Come-Lately fans will act like they knew her all along. The truth is, that's what I'm doing right here and now. Some time goes by, and suddenly if you lived in Seattle in the early nineties, you kind of feel like you knew more about Cobain somehow. Some time goes by, and suddenly if you ever used to hang out waiting on friends in that parking lot next to The Viper Room in Hollywood, you started to somehow feel a little bit closer to River and what he must've gone through, didn't you? Just admit it. "Oh, she was just a cat!" That's what everybody's going to read this and think. Then they'll say, "She wasn't even your cat! You never even met the cat!" Then there will be email sent here accusing me of trying to act like I knew her...well, I'm telling you right now I never did. But some time will go by and suddenly anyone who's ever driven through New Hampshire will feel like they knew her somehow.

She was Peaches.

Who the hell are you?

--Dan Kennedy

�

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HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE: Part 5

By Adam Wade


Installment 5: Dedicated to Peaches R.I.P.


go to
http://reallysmalltalk.com


***my cousin Greg Poulos briefly appears in this installment

THE MIGHTY QUINN:



PLEASE HELP SAVE


TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN!!!!!!! click here for more info

SPECIAL AUDIO MESSAGE FROM WADE HIMSELF:

FREE FRIED CHICKEN AT NBC SPORTS TODAY:

Yes, and Barry (my buddy) is here too in his Hawaiian T shirt.

Barry is Magnum PI of NBC Sports (and yes, they own the same kind of hot rod).

INTRODUCING THE ADAM WADE MARCHING BAND:


Currently there are only two memebers of the marching band.

Bravo, Martin and Pat.

They could possibly be opening for me at a dive bar or an empty high school football field near you.

ARE WORDS NEEDED?

INTERESTING JUICE COMMENTS MADE BY MY FRIEND, DEANO:

(Deano Rocks)

Deano is the man. Here are some comments he made to me concerning my favorite juice beverage (apple).Wade,

Apple & Eve makes juices that are 100 percent juice (no sugar or corn syrup)--and if you ask me, 100 percent refreshing. My favorites are cranberry grape, cranberry apple, and cranberry mango. Their juices are more expensive, but they are worth it.

Nantucket Nectars Organic are really good, but they are very expensive.
Deano

HAPPY SATURDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
It's a who's who here.

My friend Barry (NBC SPORTS' Magnum PI), Jimmy D, Randy, Tom c. Dan, Anna, Willetta, Pete, Jim B, Carol, The Finger, John G., Seth and Fred the lighting guy.

Special guests: Tom and Jerry out on the set.

Talent today is MR. JIMMY ROBERTS.

FUN SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT:

Sat September 25th 2004
THE BROOKLYN BREW-HA-HA
The Boudoir Bar @ East End Ensemble - 273 Smith
Street, between Sackett and Degraw, in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn. Subway � F/G to Carroll Street -
walk 3 blocks up Smith Street (with traffic)
718-624-8878
$5 admission. Two-drink minimum (beer, wine, and soda
available)
-- 9:30 P.M.

WADE WORKOUT DAY 3:
Yes, this will be my third day in a row at the gym.

I already drank two cups of Gatorade
I am ready to go.

(treadmill 30 minutes at 3.9 mph)

I will be wearing a WADE shirt while I am working out.

Ladies at the gym please... for once... don't stare (back)

Thank You!

SERIOUSLY:
I made chocolate chip cookies today,

They came out really good.

I had 6 (and they weren't small ones)

Bravo me.

FRANTIC FRIDAY:
Big day of getting things done.


Quick trip to Fiore's in Hoboken for some Italian tuna


Then... more excitement... a visit to Barnes and Noble bookstore

WADE FAN OF THE WEEK:


Jason Chillemi. Even though he likes the Yankees he's a good guy.
(yes, I am trying to earn brownie points)

REASON TO CHEER:
I got 'THE OFFICE' season 1 and 2 in the mail today.

WADE EXLUSIVE:
I AM GOING TO THE GYM TONIGHT TO WORK OUT.

30 minutes on the treadmill 4.1 mph
BIKE - 15 minutes (level 5 of 20 levels) - HILLS

(note: before you attack me about this posts, I have had sinus problems all week)
You've been warned.

A hulk-y WADE

WOW, WHAT A RED SOX GAME LAST NIGHT!:
Now I know when I wrtie such a statement I jinx the karma of my favorite team.

It was a very enjoyable game.

I hope the Sox sweep the Yankees this weekend.

(I know I am going to get a few comments about this post)

Go Sox!

THE ADAM WADE BEVERAGE HALL OF FAME:
Yes, these are Adam's favorite things to drink.


Yes, if I'm at a bar and my sinus' aren't bugging me... I will be nursing a Bud Light.


Somebody at my place of employment goes ballistic when they are out of FREE Motts Apple Juice.
(that somebody is me)


Though I hardly work out anymore, I still find time for Gatorade.
(makes me pee)


Iced Coffee from this place is good!
(makes me pee)


I'm at a bar and my sinus' are hurting. Yep, get me a Sprite!


I'm doing standup in 5 minutes, I need some... ginger ale to pump me up.
(no joke)



My dear late Aunt Viola loved this hard to find beverage and so do I. Taste like cough syrup.

LATE NIGHT NEWS:
Parade of Guest Hosts Fill in for Kilborn

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Craig Kilborn's departure from CBS' "The Late Late Show" opened the door for a parade of guest hosts.
Drew Carey pulled duty Monday and Tuesday, to be followed through next week by D.L. Hughley, Michael Ian Black and Ana Gasteyer. Future guest hosts include Tom Arnold, Tom Dreesen, David Alan Grier, Ahmad Rashad, Jim Rome and Aisha Tyler.

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND:
We've been getting requests to see the 'happiest Wade' fan again.


He does seem to be very happy to have his 'WADE' shirt.

BIG TUESDAY NIGHT:
Hit my local pub for a quick Sprite.
Saw Cousin John, and he was in the middle of a conversation about
TV's Dr. Phil.

(Cousin John)


COUSIN JOHN'S ACTUAL QUOTE:
"Dr. Phil is a big a fat, bald moron."


WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER THAT, WADE?:
I held back on asking him what he thinks of Oprah.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING:

Last night I (THOUGHT I)saw Jack Warden, movie star!
He also played the coach on the TV version of BAD NEWS BEARS.
He was walking out of a frozen yogurt place in Chelsea around 6pm last night.


I said, "Hey Jack baby, you rock!"

He looked at me and said, "Who the **** are you?"

I said, "I'm Adam Wade, I'm originally from...."

He retorted, "Can't you see I'm eating my angel food cake yogurt, now scram."

I walked away and said, "You're not Jack Warden, I know someone who knows him, and... I heard he's a nice guy."

He yelled back, "I'm not Jack Warden, I'm Steve Featherweather."

SUNNY TUESDAY IN NYC:
I love the Autumn, this is my kind of weather.


WADE, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENDING TO?:
WARREN ZEVON (thank you Seth)


SINUS UPDATE:
They are still acting up.

SUPER SHOUT OUT TO REALLYSMALLTALK.COM

For their shout out to me!
(Thanks Dan)

Here it is:
A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Firstly, I hope that by now you know that ReallySmallTalk contributor Adam Wade arm-wrestled Lou Reed's former body guard (and current Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn audience security guy) last week onstage at Acme Underground. If you take a look at Adamwade dot com, you can see how things went down for our friend.


JOE VS WADE WEB-PAGE FULLY RE-DONE!


PRESHOW INTERVIEW AND FULL MATCHUP PHOTOS

Special thanks to John and Ellen for taking the photos
(and of course to Jeremy for videotaping the show)

MATT WADE (ADAM'S BROTHER) RETURNS WITH A NEW ARTICLE ABOUT THE REDSOX
Not only is Matt Wade the best brother in the world, he is probably the most faithful fan the Boston Red Sox could ever have.
(He is also gets mistaken for Kurt Russell)




(Matty)

WITH TWO WEEKS LEFT, RED SOX ALMOST A SHOE-IN FOR PLAYOFFS

MATT WADE


(BOSTON)----- After winning one out of three against American League
East leaders, the New York Yankees, the Boston Red Sox trail the Bronx
Bombers by 4 1/2 games with two weeks left in the regular season and
thirteen games to play.
After beating the Yankees 3-2 Friday night, the Sox lost over the
weekend 14-4 and 11-1. Making it to the playoffs looked good late Friday
night for the Sox, but on Monday morning, despite two straight losses,
the Anaheim Angels lost 1-0 to Texas on Sunday, so the Red Sox remain 5
1/2 games ahead in the American League Wild Card race.
Starting Monday evening, Boston finishes their last homestand
against the poor-pitching Baltimore Orioles for four games and then the
Yankees for the weekend series. If Boston can improve just a half a game
on New York by Friday, (4 games out), they will send Martinez,
Wakefield, and Schilling against the Yankees. Could the Sox sweep the
Yankees at home? Sure they can. And next Sunday night, we could be
looking at the Sox trailing the New Yorkers by just one game in the
East, with still a week left to play. If the Sox do not sweep, it will
be hard to win the East.

Fans gone wild-----Fenway has been really good to the 'local 9' the
whole season, and beginning Monday, again, the Red Sox are 5 1/2 games
ahead of the Anaheim Angels in the Wild Card. The Red Sox and Angels
each have thirteen games remaining. Let's take a look:

Boston has seven at home and six away. The Red Sox play their last six
games in Tampa for three and then three with the Birds of Baltimore.

The Angels face the Mariners and then Oakland for three games each at
home starting Monday. Then, the Angels head to Texas for four games and
finish the season with three games in Oakland.

Would you rather face Tampa Bay and Baltimore or Texas for four and
then Oakland for three away? The Sox definitely are playing much weaker
teams.
The Minnesota Twins lead the Central Division by 12 1/2 games and
the Oakland A's lead the West by three over Anaheim. Both teams have a
87-62 record. If the Sox get the Wild Card, they could possibly face
Oakland and the Yankees could face Minnesota, depending on who has a
better record in the Central and West. The Sox would much rather play
the A's (remember last year?) and the Yankees would have their hands
full in the first round with Minnesota's starting pitching, which is
quite clearly better than New York's.
What the heck does this all mean? Well, the Red Sox could win five
of seven in their homestand, the Angels could lose three or four, and
the Sox could be 6 1/2 up next Sunday, with six left to play. In other
words, the Sox could wrap up the Wild Card by next Sunday, and could be
in line to face the A's and the Yankees could win the East and face the
Twins. Don't panic. The Sox will make the playoffs. This could be the
year. Don't worry, be happy guys.

(c) 2004, all rights reserved

WADE EXCLUSIVE-
INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE WEEK:


Hi Everyone,
The Red Printer is having technical problems today. Please use Black
instead. If you need help setting Black up on your computer please let
meknow. Red should be back up and running later this afternoon.

Karrie


(Karrie)

2004 EMMY HIGHLIGHT:
Cutting off Tony Soprano as he tried to say something at the very end of the show.
Wow, that's balls.

WADE, WHAT 'BORES' YOU?:

ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fianc� KEVIN FEDERLINE tied thhe knot.

SPECIAL NOTE FROM ED S. JR (aka Patty Fitz):
(my friend Patty Fitz is spending three weeks in India for work, I wish him all the best and have asked him to keep in touch)

(Patty and Mike C. -aka Ed S. Jr and Ed S. Sr)

"Keep the faith, Wade. Made it to India in one piece...sheesh, what a trip...hope all is well...sported the WADE shirt at breakfast this morning. I think they were serving roast otter."


SINUS' ARE STILL WORKING ON WADE:
I'm blowing my nose like nobody's business.

SONG LYRICS OF THE WEEK:

"The Man Who Couldn't Cry"
Written by Loudon Wainwright III

There once was a man who just couldn't cry
He hadn't cried for years and for years
Napalmed babies and the movie love story
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan
Things got bad, but he couldn't cry

His dog was run over, his wife up and left him
And after that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob

His novel was refused, his movie was panned
And his big Broadway show was a flop

He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail
Oh, but still not a dribble or drop

In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
And made to make license plates
Water and bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face

Doctors were called in, scientists, too
Theologians were last and practically least

They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast

He was removed from jail and placed in a place
For the insensitive and the insane
He played lots of chess and made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would rain

Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried

On the forty-first day, he passed away
He just dehydrated and died

Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog
Not only that, but he rejoined his arm
Down below, all the critics, they took it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm

His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out

Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought

CHECK OUT ALL 4 OF WADE'S INSTALLMENTS
OF
'HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY
WOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE'
- By Adam Wade

ON DAN KENNEDY'S
REALLYSMALLTALK.COM
click here

RED SOX, RED SOX, RED SOX!

WADE PHOTO EXCLUSIVE:
Last Tuesday night Joe from audience Security defeated Wade in a great arm wrestling match-up.
Here are the photos:



Announcer Lonny Ross speaks to the titans.


Ready for business


Wade looks defeated.


Pete the Ref holds the winner's arm up in the air.

WADE LIVE IN PERSON IN 10 MINUTES:

Getting a tuna sandwich at FIORES IN Hoboken.

WADE LIVE TONIGHT!

Friday Sept 17th, 2004
SWEET PAPRIKA
Village Lantern
167 Bleeker St (Sullivan/Thompson)
8:30pm $5
(alt date Oct 29th)
more info soon about this show

WADE CELEBRITY SIGHTING:

Steven Tyler at Sony Studios Hallway on his cellphone.
I didn't talk to him because I was 'ALL BUSINESS'.

DOODIE BANDIT HAS BEEN M.I.A. AT COMEDY CENTRAL BUT...
John Marshall and I were in the restroom today and noticed stall #1 didn't have doodie left in it but ... it had a penny on the floor by the bowl.

IS the ODDB (Old Dirty Doodie Bandit offering a truce?

(stay tuned)

KYLE AND LISA ARE OFFICIALLY A COUPLE:
Two weeks ago, Lisa asked me to help her in the kitchen, but I blew her off to work on my website.

The next thing you know... her and Kyle are the new OFFICE COUPLE.

They went public today (officialy boyfriend and girlfriend) when they went to pick up the pizzas for the office.

This proves either I am pathetic OR I AM JUST A DIE HARD WEB-BLOGGER.

I do it ALL FOR YOU, MY LOYAL FOLLOWING OF '6'.

LIFE IS GOOD:
Today I'm working at Comedy Central and drinking free Motts Apple Juice.

What else could I possible need?

GUESS WHO IS WEARING A 'WADE SHIRT' TODAY AWARD GOES TO...:

Karre at NBC SPORTS.

(He seems very excited to have a WADE shirt)

Karre is a cool guy and works very hard.

BURGER HEAVEN MAKES WADE'S LIFE HELL!:
Yes, the burgers were good today (and FREE, thank you Comedy Central),
but now I feel tired and bloated.

Sometimes less is more.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE 'ON' and 'WITH' YOUR BURGER?:
lettuce
tomatoe
cheese
onions in yellow sauce
BBQ sauce (I thought it was ketchup)

cole slaw
half a baked potato
sour cream

WADE BACK TO WORK TODAY:
Drinking my free apple juice.

NEW- LOOK WHO'S WEARING A WADE T SHIRT TODAY

Dave "The Hitman" G.

BIG WINNER OF THE ARM WRESTLING CONTEST TONIGHT:


JOE (the big winner)


Yep. I lost to Joe but put up a "great fight" (not my words).

Bravo to Lonny Ross who did a great job as emcee, His little baseball gem electrified the crowd.

Adam Cole-Kelly provided the funny and then some (his Ah-nold impersonation was incredible).

Pete LePage was very fair as the guest referee, A class act.

Catherine Pappas provided the strength needed for me to put up a good fight.

And Joe... you are a heck of a man, and a heck of an arm-wrestler. I was proud to square off against you.

Sara T. you are a great sport and you will have a much larger role in the next show.

Jessica, thanks for the support.

Kevin V., you know you made this night possible. Thanks again.

Jeremy, you captured the night on tape and helped me train for the big match. Bless your heart.

"West Coast" Sam Davis and Chris B from Mo, and MR JAMES, thanks again for coming!

Everybody else (lotta ladies, my Electric Guys, Ellen, Nicole, Nia, Amy S, Cassia, Julliet, Dominick, Jeremy's buddy from Tenn, and the people I forgot) thanks so much for coming and making the night such a success.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARETY:
I want to wish my Great Aunt Arety a happy birthday.


Have a great day.

WADE'S BROTHER MATT STILL ON HIATUS FROM REPORTING ON THE RED SOX:

Not only is Matt Wade the best brother in the world, he is probably the most faithful fan the Boston Red Sox could ever have. (He is also gets mistaken for Kurt Russell)


(Matty)

Matt hasn't written about the Red Sox in weeks and many people have been contacting me to express concern. Well, currently Matt is busy now being a father so... we will have to wait.

Stay tuned.

WADE EXCLUSIVE-

INTEROFFICE EMAIL OF THE WEEK:

Hey y�all

It�s Penni�s B-Day.


(the Birthday Girl)
She�s still real young. If�n y�ant to, there�s Tasti-D and some good fixin�s in the kitch. Enjoy.

Bobby D

(Good Ol' Bobby D at his 'night' job)

JOE AND WADE SPEAK:
The preshow interview available on-line...

EXPECT THIS TYPE OF EXCITEMENT IN TOMORROW'S ARM WRESTLING SHOWDOWN.

FROM THE SCREENPLAY TO 'ROCKY':

Rocky's bloody teeth snarl at Apollo and he waves him to
come ahead and fight toe to toe... Apollo obliges with a
weary but effective burst of rights and lefts that have K.O.
written on every punch. Rocky counters the assault blow for
blow.

ROCKY
Gimme ya best!!!!

Mickey looks at the clock... TEN SECONDS TO GO.

ROCKY
(continuing)
Gimme ya best!!!

Blood sprays over the ropes and onto the ringside
photographers... They are horrified and wipe away the blood.

The fighters stand toe to toe and drag every remaining bit
of strength from their souls and beat each other without
mercy. They look hypnotized and have entered a dimension
far beyond blood and pain.

SIX
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE!

The BELL RINGS... The arena EXPLODES with thunderous approval.

THANK YOU, MARIAN:

My co-worker, Marian brought in Motts Apple juice proving she is the WADE Co-worker of the week.

(Marian, you go girl)

ARM WRESTLING AT ITS FINEST-

STAY TUNED FOR AN EXCLUSIVE PRE MATCH INTERVIEW WITH JOE AND WADE

in case you forgot
Tomorrow night:
.
JOE
(from Audience Security)
VS.

.
WADE
Tues SEPT 14th, 2004
@ACME UNDERGROUND

9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC - 7:45 pm
$6
Special Guests include:
Lonny Ross, Pete LePage,
Adam Cole-Kelly, Catherine Pappas and more

CHEF BILLY "THE KID" WINS BIG AWARD

Chef Billy is a humble man. He didn't tell anybody, but WE ALL KNOW!
He won New York Magazine's BEST NEW YORK COMMISSARY CHEF 2004, beating out CNN's CHEF BOB "JUST ADD GRAPENUTS", CBS' CHEF CHUCKIE "MAC AND CHEESE AND BEETS", and FOUR TIME WINNER, MORGAN STANLEY'S CHEF SAM "I AM". KUDOS!


(THIS IS CHEF BILLY, HE IS A WINNER!)

BIG SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Yep, I'm here covering Ryder Cup.
(But sneaking peeks at the football games).

(let's play 'what is the correct grammer for this sentence': )
THE GUESS WHO BOUGHT 'WADE T SHIRTS' TODAY AWARDS GO TO:
Josh and Karre
(photos coming soon)

HE'S MORE THAN JUST A 'STATS GUY' AWARD GOES TO:
NBC SPORTS' Seth. Seth you know about music too, and movies. And you know the lyrics to the Notre Dame fight song. Bravo.

IS BARRY WORKING TODAY?:
Yep, and he has his tough guy Hawaiian shirt on. Barry is the man.


WHAT DID WADE DO ON HIS BREAK:
Went to the GAP, they had junk on the sales rack.

THIS TUESDAY WE'LL SEE WHAT WADE IS MADE OF:


SEE WADE
ARM-WRESTLE Joe (Mr. lucky guy),
from Audience Security
Tues SEPT 14th
@ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC - 7:45 pm -$6
Special Guests include:
Lonny Ross, Pete LePage,
Adam Cole-Kelly and more

WORLD SERIES FEVER HAS HIT WADE HARD (I HOPE I AM NOT JINXING IT):

The Red Sox should have beaten the Yankees last year. The Sox are better now and the Yankees are worse. Next weekend can't come soon enough.

Dan Shaughnessy, Boston Globe columnist

NOTRE DAME ON NBC SPORTS:
Yes, I am working today at NBC Sports with my buddy Barry.

(Barry's double, Tom Selleck)

Jimmy Roberts is the sportscaster doing the ND Football studio show.

Seth the stats guy is here too!


THE GUESS WHO BOUGHT A 'WADE T SHIRT' AWARDS GO TO:

DAVE G

JT

PHOTOS COMING SOON.

WHERE WAS WADE ALL DAY YESTERDAY?:
Cleaning my apartment!

"Little" GUS SERVES UP THE BEST PIZZA:

Chef Billy's protege' "Little" Gus made pizza today at Comedy Central Commissary. I had 3 pieces. Great Job "Little" Gus, now work on making that ziti less greasy.


("Little" Gus with his finest pie)

THE "COULD BE" WADE CO-WORKER OF THE WEEK:

Today we have NO apple juice. But Lady Marian (my co-worker) promised that Monday we would have my favorite beverage in the world.

STAY TUNED.

WADE IN
On Dan Kennedy's
reallysmalltalk.com

HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE: PART IV

By Adam Wade


Preview:

Do you remember being nervous and uncomfortable around the opposite sex in junior high? Well, I'm still very much like that (How 're you doing? I'm in my late
twenties).

It all started when the "new girl" came to work. She was very attractive and didn't wear any make-up. I like it when girls don't doll up and go all Hollywood.
Natural = pretty.

She was a little on the shy side but right off the bat I made her laugh. Our first conversation, about the weather, was a big hit.

WADE BACK IN ACTION:

Yesterday I was all business (sort of) and now I am back and tired.

I am headed to see if there's any apple juice (free, or course) at the ol' Comedy Central.

WADE IS A BUSY GUY:

FREE BBQ AT WORK LEAVES WADE TIRED AND BLOATED:

Ee-e-e-e, I am hurting. That fried chicken, ribs, corn on the cob and cornbread is killing the life out of me. Great going down, but now, I am in agony.
I am not as tough as I look.

Or am I?

(note: I'm writing "I am" a lot)

BBQ DAY AT COMEDY CENTRAL!:
Chef Billy "the kid" outdid himself today.


Back from vacation and with a new girlfriend, he poured his heart into our BBQ LUNCH today at the work commissary. Bravo Chef Billy, now please send someone out for some Apple Juice (Motts please).

WADE'S GRADES:
4 stars - for the BBQ

0 stars - for the no apple juice

SOMEONE IN OUR OFFICE NEEDS A HAIRCUT:


(hint: They like Dumplings from Chef Ho's)

CHEF BILLY "THE KID" RETURNS TO COMEDY CENTRAL:



Chef Billy is back and he said that he is over Eva the dishwasher.

"I met this baby doll out in Frisco while I was on vacation."

I asked him for a photo but he said, "That's no bod-ee's bizzness."

WADE EXCLUSIVE-
THE GOSPEL OF WADE CONTINUES TO GROW AROUND THE GLOBE:
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Italy


NOW, WADE IN GREECE!!!! (THE MOTHERLAND)

Kenny and Michelle show their support to WADE.
(thanks so much)

DON'T FORGET ABOUT WADE IN ITALY:

Giovanni in Rome.


WHAT ABOUT ME?
HOW TO BUY A 'WADE T SHIRT'

MISTER SOFTEE MAKES WADE LABOR DAY NIGHT:


Tony, you are the man. I had a chocolate ice cream soda (yes, I am 70 years old).
It was beyond delicious.

MMMMMmmmmm.

WADE PERFORMANCE UPDATE:

Thursday Sept 9th, 2004
R bar presents
Finkelstein's Comedy Night @ 9:00pm
Take The L Train to the Graham Avenue / Metropolitan Avenue stop
Walk up Graham (north) about 5 blocks till you get to Meeker
451 Meeker Ave @ Graham Ave/718-486-6116
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Ritch Duncan (editor of Jest Magazine, writer for Tough Crowd w/ Colin Quinn)
Will Hines (Monkey Dick, FNN 247.com and more)
Liam McEneaney (Comedy Cenral's Premium Blend)
Charlie Sanders (Late Night With Conan O'Brian)
Adam Wade (adamwade.com)
and more....

THE ADAM WADE.COM ALL-STAR LABOR DAY 2004 IMAGINARY RADIO SHOW

We haven't had one of these in a long time here at the site, but for Labor Day, here we go.

WADE DREAM RADIO SHOW RUNDOWN
(1 hour show)

{1- 15 minutes}


-Nick Cave: I Had a Dream, Joe.

*WADE talks about Labor Day, and how Hoboken, NJ is quiet and nobody's around.
Wade talks about his journey on the NJ Light Rail and visiting the Target Store in Jersey City.


-Johnny Thunders: Joey, Joey

-Van Morrison/Them: It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

{16-30 minutes}
-Bob Dylan and The Grateful Dead: Slow Train Coming -Live in Concert

*Adam plays Toilet Paper Man from his one man opus 'Penguin'

*Adam sends out well wishes to his brother and his wife Mary, on the birth of their daughter, Meghan.

-Ronnie and the Ronnettes: Be My Baby

{31-45 minutes}

*Adam talks about the RedSox and Yankees feud. He hopes 2004 will be the year for the Sox.


-Johnny Cash: The Man Who Couldn't Cry

-Beck's 'It's All In Your Mind' - LIVE

-Woody Allen's 'I Did a Vodka Ad'
{46-60 minutes}


Adam talks about the end of the Summer of '04.

-Frank Sinatra: The Summer Wind


-Mojo Nixon: Elvis is Everywhere

AN ADAM WADE FYI:
Doug at NBC SPORTS Loves Virgil's BBQ
and he LOVES the Fried Chicken Po Boy (hold the tarter sauce),

BUT HE DOES NOT WORK AT VIRGIL'S, HE works at NBC.


(Doug on the left, all smiles after his "great" sandwich)

MATT WADE FORMER RED SOX PLAYER OF THE WEEK:

Joe Sambito

SUNDAY AT NBC SPORTS:
Back to business at NBC SPORTS.
Jimmy Roberts is our talent today and we are doing lady's beach volleyball.

The Red Sox are playing the Rangers right now too!

GOOD NEWS:
My friend Barry is back from Athens.

(Barry)
He is wearing his Hawaiian shirt today.
He is the Magnum PI of NBC SPORTS

OTHER NOTES:
My friend and RED SOX HATER (his only fault), Seth is here too.

(Seth "I love Neil Young but hate Manny and Pedro")

WADE EXCLUSIVE-
WADE ON TV IN NYC:

The Art House Presents:

Manhattan Neighborhood Network
Channel 56
Monday, September 20 at 5:30pm

Featuring Adam Wade (performing his opus PENGUIN)
.


with Joe Jacovino, Kate Hedman, Ray Bryn and Musical Guest Butterspy
Hosted by Bill Rood
(Dedicated to the memory of Thomas Catterson)

SEE WADE
ARM-WRESTLE Joe,
from Audience Security
Tues SEPT 14th
@ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC - 7:45 pm -$6
Special Guests include:
Lonny Ross, Pete LePage,
Adam Cole-Kelly and more

HOBOKEN LEGEND SIGHTING:
Today at 12pm I was sitting in the park by Stevens Tech and saw THE REAL ED S. walking.


FYI: He was not wearing a Devil's hat.

'GARDEN STATE' MOVIE GOOD:
I just saw it today and really liked it.
But was it the MOVIE OF A THIS GENERATION?
That's what my peers are saying.

That's big talk, but I liked the way it was done. Right up there with 'Beautiful Girls'.

Ms Portman is something, that is for sure, but I really enjoed the woman who played her mother.*

( * note: that's just me trying to play hard to get)

FRIDAY OFF, WADE HAPPY:
I got alot to do today.
First up, an Italian Tuna sandwich
at....

JOE VERSUS WADE ARM-WRESTLING UPDATE:
What is on the line when they square off Sept 14th in NYC at the ACME UNDERGROUND?


(This photo was taken three weeks ago when the Yankee's were 10 1/2 games ahead of the Red Sox and before "the arm-wrestling challenge" was issued)

We'll find out shortly!
Can you feel the build up?

(rumor #1: If Wade loses, he may have to post a photo of himself on the internet, wearing a Yankee Shirt for a full week.)

(rumor #2: If Joe loses, he has to live the rest of his life knowing Wade beat him at arm-wrestling.)

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Is Adam Wade the GREATEST AMERICAN TV PRODUCTION ASSISTANT EVER?

PLEASE POST A COMMENT AND GIVE YOUR OPINION.

Thank you.

ROGER AND CONNIE TO THE RESCUE:
With the old GOP and RNC, NYC is hectic and busy.

Traffic has been crazy, but Roger and Connie (whom I once called 'Maggie' Oops) drove the streets of NYC in a golf cart to the Comedy Central Campus to deliver the Thurday lunch of pizza.

Thanks Rog and Con, you are the WADE CO-WORKERS OF THE DAY!

WADE AND JOE, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
Here's audio from the interview with Wade and Joe about their upcoming arm wrestling match.

WADE WILL BE ARM WRESTLING JOE, FROM AUDIENCE SECURITY ON TUES SEPT 14th IN NYC:

Why?

FULL DETAILS ON 'WHY':
There will be an EXCLUSIVE audio interview with both strongmen within the next few hours and it will be posted on this website.

RUMOR MILL:
Wade will have a 'secret weapon' in his corner.

THE CHICKEN AND SALAD WAS AWESOME:
Wow, Chef Bernie knows how to cook. The homestyle chicken was delicious.

REDSOX are 3 1/2 games out of first place.

OFFICE GRAPEVINE:
I heard Chef Bernie

(filling in for a vacationing Chef Billy "the kid")
may have had coffee and English muffins last night with....


Eva, the commissary dishwasher.

What will Chef Billy think when he hears about this??????

Who knows?

BLOCKBUSTER BREAKING NEWS:

SEE WADE ( Red Sox Fan)

ARM-WRESTLE

Joe,
from Audience Security (Yankee fan)


Tues SEPT 14th
@ACME UNDERGROUND
9 Great Jones Street (between Broadway and Lafayette)
NYC - 7:45 pm -$6

Special Guests include:
Lonny Ross, Pete LePage,
Adam Cole-Kelly and more