PRUNE JUICE IS IN THE HOUSE:
Yes MG, I got SunSWEET!

Did not know it was going to be so... thick.

Just had my first sip.

MG, how many oz do you drink of this a night?


Did not know that it sort of taste like FIG SQUARES that my dad used to eat.

I gotta go now.

KEENE, NH BAND ROCKING IN NYC:

MO MATCHING DRAPES

I went to college with them!

Classy and rocking fine gentlemen!

HERE THEM!

CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, CAN YOU HELP?:

I am looking for the BEST brand of PRUNE juice to get the system 'going'!

This is not a joke. If you know of a brand that 'DOES the JOB', I would love to be in 'the know!'

HE'S BACK!

Yes, I'm feeling better (though not back at 100%), but good enough to make a post here.

6 Days till the Superbowl.

Ah-h-h-h-h!
WHERE WE HAVE...
-BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES

-CREAM STYLE CORN

-CHICKEN SANDWICHES

and....

ITALIAN TUNA!

BEST OF WADE:
From Wednesday, December 31, 2003


FROM THE NY POST PAGE SIX:
December 31, 2003 -- YOU'LL never know what kind of soap or body lotion Tom Cruise buys, because the "Last Samurai" star threatens to sue anyone who tries to tell the public what products he uses. A rep for Cruise told us, "That is true. Tom does not endorse anything or allow himself to be associated with any one thing - and we'll call them to account if they do."

WELL, WADE WILL GLADDLY TELL YOU WHAT HE USES RIGHT NOW - EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

I use Dove unscented soap. No body lotion. I use Purpose cream on my face when it's dry.

BONUS FOR WADE FANS!

I brush my teeth with Colgate Total - Berry
And I rinse with Walgreen's pee colored mouthwash.

Wade's back for a quick post...

He should have been nominated for an OSCAR.

Keep your head up Paul G., you're still the man.

BEST OF WADE:

FROM Wednesday, August 27, 2003


Yes, today I went to the local Starbucks, swallowed my pride and wrote/typed for over 4 and a half hours. (What determination/stupidity) This is my day off and I had to get some of these ideas down. (okay it's not stupid, WADE).

I ate a bagel with cream cheese from the place next door because Starbucks bagels SUCK!

Now it's time to clean my bathroom! WADE HAS FUN WHEN HE ISN'T working!!!!

OUT OF COMMISSION FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO:
I'll be fine folks, nor worries, but for the next 10 days I will try to post
some 'best of Wade'.

Thanks for your concern.
-Adam

WADE'S ONE-MAN OPUS 'PENGUIN'


LAST TWO SHOWS HAVE BEEN CANCELED!
SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE


Wed Jan 26th - 7pm - CANCELED!
Sat Jan 29th - 7pm - CANCELED!
Juvie Hall NYC
24 Bond St (at Lafayette) - 2 blocks north of Houston

SORRY FOLKS:
Feeling under the weather today.

Yep, gotta gormet grilled chicken sandwich and a Diet 7up (does this have Sweet and Low? - hope not)

for $6! What a deal.

And for dessert?
The free black and white cookie I got from CBS Sports last week.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The office for the TV show I am currently working on (during the week) is expanding and I am not 'important' enough for a computer. So this could possibly be my last written post from work.

But I promise to post via the phone and give you more details on what I am eating and drinking (right now a FREE POLAND SPRING BOTTLE OF WATER FROM WORK). Have no Fear. I am HERE.

One for two today at the Dunkin Donuts on 42nd and 9th Ave.

The bagel I am eating must have been made last Wednesday or Thursday.

The coffee is good though today. Not piping hot, but better than last week.

Yes, I am drinking coffee, BUT just a small and I gotta treat myself, I'm here at work at 8am. Bravo Me!

(PS I gave a $1 tip today at Dunkin's, the guy in front of me was giving the girl a hard time, and she is always very nice to everybody. Hope your days gets better Maureena.)

Listening to Stern this morning and also talked to some folks yesterday at NBC about Johnny Carson. A lot of people liked him, but a lot of people also thought he was a dick. I was surprised about the 'dick' part.

What a great team! T-E-A-M!

The past few years it's been great to be able to watch the Patriots (even more than the Red Sox).

Incredible. Thank you Patriots!

Dan Marino once again picked the Steelers over the Pats this week. Last week he had the Colts over the Pats. I can only hope Dan picks the Eagles to win the Super Bowl!

Nothing is better than calling my folks and brother after our team has won a big game!

SAD NEWS TO POST:
According to NBC NEWS nextdoor from us here at NBC SPORTS:


TV LEGEND Talkshow host Johnny Carson of 'THE TONIGHT SHOW' has died.

Wow, it snowed a ton. But I was here at NBC Sports and ready to work hard this morning.

MY buddy Barry is here today. He seems to have a little cold. He's coughing a lot today.

I am drinking GREEN TEA TODAY.

I put one Sweet and Low in it and it tastes so so so so so much better.

I got a day off,
Major snowstorm,
My pipes froze in my apartment and my toilet won't flush.

So...
Being the classy man he is... the #1 dart player in the town of HOBOKEN let me sit on his throne today.


Bravo!

"Dear Mr Wade,

We are sorry that your coffee was not hot enough today. If you come in anytime next week, mention that you were the guy who trashed the quality and temperature of our coffee on your blog (you know, the one that gets 5 visitors a day), and YOU'LL get a free cup ON US.

We really appreciate you saying that we provide great service and that your corn muffin was fresh. That makes us feel great.

Good day Mr. Wade,

The 42nd St and 9th Ave Dunkin Donuts"

WADE ATE A CORN MUFFIN TODAY (WATCH OUT, WADE IS NOT IN A CHIPPER MOOD):

Big deal, CORN MUFFIN I know. Who cares?

Well... it was the first corn muffin that I've had in a long long time.

I got it from the Dunkin Donuts/Blimpee's on 42nd and 9th. Another place I haven't been to in a while. And I don't want to bore you with my complaints but the small coffee with milk that I ordered was not very hot! It was luke warm coffee and it's very cold out. What's up with that? I'm getting very bitter lately I guess. Overall the muffin was fresh and stuff, and the service was excellent, but... come on, I'm paying a buck something for coffee, it's freezing out... MAKE ME A HOT COFFEE, OKAY!



(I just realized I could've just microwaved the coffee.)

VERY VERY COLD DAY AND GUESS WHAT?:

I didn't wear my THERMAL UNDERWEAR!

It is a sad day. Friday and I can't be with the sandwich I love.

I am here in NYC, working hard.

It will be 4-6 weeks before I have THE ITALIAN TUNA again.

Sad, Sad DAY!

STILL COLD HERE IN NYC:
My place of current work does not have much 'free' stuff.

But right now I am drinking a FREE POLAND SPRING BOTTLE WATER!

And they also have FREE SWISS MISS HOT CHOCOLATE!!!

(nope, no free apple juice)

Yes, and DELUXE (fries, and lett and tom)!

I got it from 'Route 66' here in the heart of Hells Kitchen, NYC.

I must say the chicken was clicken with my starvation. Very good. Juicy.

I am a bit tired now, and may have eaten to fast.

Might have to use the only bathroom on the floor soon (note: they will all know it was me!).

Now, I am feeling scared and embarrassed.

Must go...

WADE'S TRIP TO THE DENTIST!:

Yep, hit the dentist office today and it seemed to go okay.

I thought I did a great job playing a patient.

No cavities (as far as I know).

Feel good to get that out of the way.

I can't wait to go again in 6 months.

(joke)

Oh yes!
A little lemon chicken A LA WADE!

Yes, that is white rice.

Cranberry sauce.
And...

Could it...

Possibly...

Be...

Yes...

CREAM STYLE CORN!

Bon appetite!

BRING BACK THE LEGEND, COLIN QUINN:

Here's an interesting article.



Comedy Will Take Chances 'If It Makes us Laugh'
Wed Jan 19, 2005 05:19 AM ET
By Kimberly Speight
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - The broadcast networks haven't had much recent success with comedy series because they're spending too much time "watering down" their shows for the audience and trying to "rip off" the competition, Comedy Central president Doug Herzog told an industry crowd Tuesday.

"Comedy is really hard," said Herzog, the featured speaker at the Industry Forum Luncheon series at the Museum of Television & Radio in Beverly Hills. "The process (of creating a comedy series) is broken at the networks a little bit. ... You have to know comedy. (At Comedy Central), if it makes us laugh, we'll take a chance on it."

Herzog -- who's responsible for such Comedy Central hits as "South Park" and "The Daily Show" -- also said that the cable network's late-night series "Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn" isn't necessarily off the air permanently.

"It's resting," he quipped. "We're contemplating bringing it back. There's a lot of value in what Colin built."

He added that if "Tough Crowd" were to return to the network's schedule, it might be a retooled version, with Quinn likely involved in the series but not necessarily as the host.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

BRAVO TEDDY

Go Pats.

Big game for the Pats this Sunday.

What a great 'team' the Pats are to watch.

Wow.

BREAD FACTORY ON 9th AVE and 43rd SCREWS WADE:

For the second straight day I got a tomato and cheese omlette.
It was very good, don't get me wrong.

But yesterday they charged me $2.54

TODAY they charged me $7.77

I didn't understand this.

The guy told me - "Yesterday you didn't get home fries and toast."

I retorted, "You just told me two minutes ago it was the same price."

He shook his head and said, "No I didn't."

I shook my head and said, "I'm giving you $2.54, forget the fries and toast."

He shook his head, "Give me $7.77."

I handed over the money (I was hungry), "This is my last meal at THE BREAD FACTORY!"


And I ate that tomato omlette with toast and homefries and I walked outta there with my head up high!


"It's been nice, Bread Factory, but now you disrespected me... it's OVER!"

WADE EXCLUSIVE:

CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE STORY OF WADE'S FIRST LOVE!



SHE HAD A CRANBERRY COLORED SPIDER ON HER LEFT SHOULDER


THE MOVIE WE SAW


WHAT WE ATE AFTER THE MOVIE

GUESS WHAT BOOK WADE'S DAD BOUGHT FOR HIM AND THEN A YEAR LATER (BY ACCIDENT) WADE SOLD AT HIS AUNT DEE DEE'S YARDSALE FOR.... 75 CENTS?:

(click here)

I'm sorry dad. I didn't mean to sell it, until it was too late.

(I did read about 50 pages of the book)

BURRITO-VILLE ON 9th AVE AND 44TH ST
YOU SUCK!:
Worst lunch in 2005 for me.


GUESS WHO AINT GOING BACK TO BURRITO-VILLE:
Me!


TWO FREE TICKETS TO BURRITO-VILLE:
I'll pass. I hate turning down free stuff, but this... I WILL!


MAYBE BURRITO-VILLE DOESN'T LIKE WADE:
I don't care. They suck. The food was gross, and it was busy. Sad. The poor other suckers eating the crap they serve.


HOW WAS THE CUSTOMER SERVICE?:
Good, they were nice. No disrespect to the hard workers.

IT IS SO COLD TODAY THAT WADE IS WEARING THERMAL UNDERPANTS!
Lordy Lord Lord. Yes, it is incredible out there.

Working hard as usual.

Got in at 8am and prior to showing up ON TIME, I had a tomato omlette at THE BREAK FACTORY.

I might get some GREEK food now.

What I am doing right now (blogging) is the most creative thing I've done all day.

I love you blog.

LATEST REVIEW OF PENGUIN

Wade is one of those comedians/performers who wears his stage fright on his sleeve and tells painfully personal stories about high school anxieties, failures and aspirations to become a wrestler.

-
James Comtois

SEE IT NEXT WED AND SAT (click here for details)

Meet Flanders, a good friend of Wade.

AND his dog... 'CROSBY'.

I never knew Flanders was a big dog lover. But now looking at this photo I can see... he is.

Good luck Flanders.

Good luck Crosby.

(note: Flanders is a tough guy who works out 2 hours a day)

What is this stuff?

Honestly?

I drank some today and it tasted like GATORADE. Not bad, but not great. But is it good for you, is it good for me?

I want something HEALTHY, not FAUX HEALTHY.

It was only a buck.

Help me out, is THIS STUFF GOOD?

I need to know.

WADE STILL ALL BUSINESS:

Working hard, folks.

The question of the day that was asked of me:

"ADAM, DO YOU HAVE A SKILL-SAW?"

My response:

"NOT ON ME. NO."


WADE WORKS HARD '05!

WADE WOULD LOVE TO BLOG ALL DAY LONG BUT...:
I'm working folks. I'm working hard.

Please, don't fret. I will be there for you. But right now, I gotta make a couple bucks.

Yep. He's still number 1.

But in the coming months HOBOKEN will have the first annual BI-ATHOLON (darts and pool -8ball), will he keep his #1 ranking?

We'll see.

What does #1 think?:
"I will keep my ranking because... I am THE FISH!"

WADE UPDATE-

GREEN TEA UPDATE:
Had 2 cups of it today at CBS SPORTS.
(Does green tea have cafine?)

PATRIOTS WIN:
Payton Manning?
Give me Tom Brady and company any day!

FREE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES AT CBS SPORTS:
I had... a few, and took... a few... home.

GOLDEN GLOBES AWARD TO ROBIN WILLIAMS:
Was his speech funny? Or was it painful?
I can't figure out what I think.

TERRI HATCHER ON STAGE AT GOLDEN GLOBES:
She's dressed nice.

WADE EXCLUSIVE-WADE'S NEW DRINK OF CHOICE:

I had a conversation with my friend Barry, here at NBC Sports, I have decided to start drinking GREEN TEA!


Yes, this begins a new era on this blog. I am not, I repeat NOT giving up on coffee, but I am going to drink less of it.

GREEN TEA tastes lousy, but I am willing to drink it if it makes me healthy.

So today is GREEN TEA: DAY ONE!

FOUR NEW FOLKS NOW WEAR 'WADE T SHIRTS'


Brendan


Mr. Tom aka Big Tom


Suzanne


Patty Fitz (aka #2 Dart player in Hoboken)

WADE BACK AT NBC SPORTS:

Yes, and so is my buddy Barry.


Also here:
Seth, Randy and Jimmy etc.

Andrea Joyce is the sportscaster today.
She is the best of the best!


(Barry)

Look at it! Isn't it beautiful.

I'm sorry to say that this will be my last Italian Tuna sandwich from Fiore's for a few months since I will be working Fridays the next 6-8 weeks.

I will miss you. Italian Tuna. You are my favorite sandwich... ever. I always, always look forward to you and you are the main reason I live in Hoboken, NJ. It's all because of you.

We'll be together again some day.

XOXOXOXOX
LOL
Adam

(RE-ENACTMENT)

"Hi Yia Yia."

"Hi Adam."

"Happy Birthday, honey."

"Thanks darling."

"Have a good day."

"You too, is it raining there?"

"Yeah, is it rain there?"

"Yeah, it's awful."

"Well, stay dry."

"You too."

"Bye."

"Bye, honey."

-click-

Put your feet up and relax today. Hey, It's your birthday.

Happy Birthday to my (Grandmother) Yia Yia Despo!

Have a great day.

TOMORROW IS A VERY 'SPECIAL DEDICATION DAY' ON THE BLOG TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL TO WADE:

Don't miss it. I promise, it will be something amazing.

(check it out)

But I want to learn. I want to learn THE TANGO!

Nevermind the hip hop stuff

I want the TANGO!

I wanna dress up and dance!

YEAH!

(no joke)

WADE EXCLUSIVE:
I did 110 pushups this morning!

(no joke)

2 BIG SHOWS TONIGHT:
THURSDAY JAN 13th


THURSDAY NIGHT PSYCHo THERAPY GROUP
ROSE'S TURN
55 Grove St
Greenich Village
7pm! -$15 - 2 drink minimum

and then

SETH HERZOG'S
SWEET
AT THE SLIPPER ROOM
167 Orchard ST
NYC
8:30pm $5

DELI MAN BLUES!:
I got a chicken sandwich today at this deli that I had been to a couple months ago.

I got into some quality small talk with the deli guy.

I sorta said, "This is a great sandwich, (as he was making it) I had it a few months ago."
As I said this I wondered to myself ... 'Adam, why haven't you been back?'

I grabbed my wallet and he said, "Make sure to tell your friends that this is the place to come for... great sandwiches."

"Oh, I will." I gushed.

Then he said, "That'll be nine dollars." [FYI- I didn't get a drink, cookie or chips, JUST THE SANDWICH]

[Now it hit me, why I hadn't been back. Yes, a good sandwich but... a great sandwich? If it was in the $5 range, maybe]

IF YOU'VE SEEN WADE PERFORM RECENTLY AND LIKED HIS STORIES AND ARE NEW TO THIS WEBSITE:

GO HERE TO LISTEN TO A STORY FROM WADE
I do realize I posted this earlier in the week, but... I just thought I might have new visitors on the site today and wanted to give them some good stuff right off the bat!

OLD AND NEW VISITORS ALIKE, thanks for stopping by.

Yep, the Yanks get Randy Johnson.

It's incredible how much talent they have on their (ALL STAR-esque) team.

Red Sox Fan -"What me worry?"

THIS
Wed Jan 12th - 7pm

PENGUIN
COMING TO NYC:
.
HERE ARE THE DATES FOR MY ONE MAN-OPUS 'PENGUIN'
THE EXTENDED DATES - THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IN MAKING THIS SHOW SUCH A SUCCESS!

THIS
Wed Jan 12th - 7pm
Wed Jan 26th - 7pm

Sat Jan 29th - 7pm

Juvie Hall NYC
24 Bond St (at Lafayette) - 2 blocks north of Houston
www.juviehall.com

SPECIAL NOTICE:
A VERY WELL-KNOWN NYC CINEMATOGRAPHER WILL BE FILMING THE JAN 12th SHOW!


It will be an hour show featuring 'Penguin' and Rich Zeroth's 'Swollen Head' (each of our show is 30 minutes)

GUESS WHO WORE A WADE SHIRT THIS PAST MONDAY?:



MR. ANDRES DU BOUCHET




(photo of him in a WADE SHIRT COMING SOON)

I JUST GOT THE WEIRDEST RANDOM EMAIL EVER:
(not that I don't like random emails)



Hi AdameveXO [note from WADE: this is not my email or username... FYI!]

Great work with the photo. I agree with you, I've been trying out new photoshop techniques since I joined a month ago... It's very addictive and I have so much more to learn!
Regards,
***** *****

WADE'S TAKE ON THIS EMAIL:
Well, I don't know about my techniques... I don't know what group I am in that she just 'joined', and why it is so 'addictive'.

I will keep you posted. And if you know what this 'lingo' means, please let me know.

In the future I hope I have the money to own a rocket ship. THE WADE ROCKET SHIP, could get to places faster than a bike or car.

THE S.S. WADE

Yep.

It would be SO fast that any photo would look blurry, much like this one.

NEW!

CHECK OUT-

WADE WILDCARD WEDNESDAY
AT COMEDY CENTRAL'S
'TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN'


THE TRIBUTE PAGE, AND THE MOVIE SHORT!



CO EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS:
ADAM WADE
JEREMY GOULD

GREEK KITCHEN ON 10th AVE and 58th:
You cannot be serious!

I order a GYRO with Souvlaki, lettuce, onion and tomatoe and you gave me...
one little, itty bitty piece of tomatoe.

SHAME ON YOU!

THUMBS DOWN!

Other than that, it was pretty good.

Looks who's practicing for the HOBOKEN BI-ATHOLON.

It's coming soon.

What is the HOBOKEN BI-ATHOLON?
Darts and Pool (8 ball)!

Already on the list of possible contestants:
Ed Jr (aka Patty Fitz)
Wade
Ed Sr
The FISH
Sir Walter


It could be happening this Saturday (maybe)
or in the very near future.

Odd rght now are
2-1 Wade wins.
10-1 Patty Fitz wins.
4-1 THE FISH.
6-1 ED SR,
15-1 WALTER
365-1 COUSIN JOHN
4,000-1 Rich (aka THE DUKE)
100,000-1 MORAN
1,000,000-1 Thursday night Bob
1,000,001-1 Tall Keith

Are you ready for some... BI-ATHOLON?

One of my bosses, Eric, sends me quotes once a week. They are always good. This one is no different...


"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."


Bill Cosby

Yep. That's the good word. I worked at CBS SPORTS today for the NFL football playoffs and my 'friend'/co-worker DAN MARINO still had a bad cold (3 full weeks). I told him to drink some GATORADE, that might help. I don't know if he heard me. Dan is a cool guy, even when he's got a bad cold.

Take care of yourself Dan.

Your 'friend'/Co-worker
-Adam


DAN IS A STAR WHO HELPS ALOT OF PEOPLE!
DAN MARINO FOUNDATION
CHILDNET.TV

UPCOMING SHOWS:


FUN NEW SHOW WITH WADE and OTHER TALENTED PEOPLE!!!!:

SUNDAY JANUARY 9TH
STORY TELLING SHOW!
Lee Nagrin Studios, 21 Bleecker, btwn Elizabeth and Mott
(more generally, btwn Bowery and Lafayette)
at 10PM

Rocked Hoboken last night.

I was surprised how much current music they played.

I just checked out their website to see this photo.

That's not the lead singer in the middle. It's Dogvoices #1 fan... Geraldo Rivera.

Yeah. I actually played two games against this guy. And I know he's got the #2 ranking (in Hoboken), and I haven't thrown a dart in years, but I really REALLY felt I held my own.

Am I saying I could be #2 in Hoboken?

Yeah. With a bit (a bit) of practice, I beleive I could slide into the #2 spot with the opportunity to be... #1.

FOUND A LAMP:

$7.59

Perfect!

I am very happy with my lamp.

(photo coming soon)

ADAMWADE.BLOGSPOT.COM WORLD PREMIERE:


THE HISTORY OF WADE'S TWIN BED
( Click here!)

SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN-
BAN SMOKING IN HOBOKEN BARS:

For the longest time I really didn't know how I stood on this issue but now I am 100% sure that they should ban smoking in Hoboken. My favorite pub with my favorite bartenders, and (more than a few) favorite patrons was awful tonight. I actually went outside to make a FAKE phonecall just to get air.

BAN IT! I FELL STRONGLY ABOUT IT AND WOULD HELP OUT ANYBODY INVOLVED IN THE CAUSE!

N.J. workplace smoking ban debated

Associated Press

HOBOKEN, N.J. - Jane Betancourt dreams of arriving home from work one night not smelling like an ashtray. But she also realizes her job as a bartender depends heavily on tips from smokers.

A study this year reported that air quality in Hoboken's bars and restaurants is nine times worse than in those in New York City - which has a smoking ban - adding to the debate over whether New Jersey should ban smoking in public places.

Last week, New Jersey Breathes, an antismoking group, said 74 percent of respondents in a poll favored a state ban on smoking inside all workplaces, including restaurants and bars.

"It would be wonderful to go home at night and not reek of cigarettes," said Betancourt, who serves drinks at the Black Bear Bar & Grill, one of the Hoboken venues included in the study. "It saturates everything - your clothes, your hair, everything."

But Carl Chapman, a Hoboken native who lives in South Orange, wants the right to light up at his favorite nightspot.

"You spend your money, you should be able to be comfortable," he said. "Smoking a cigarette is just like having a cup of coffee."

The study, by the Roswell Park Cancer Institute in Buffalo, N.Y., used monitoring devices to measure the fine-particulate air pollution in 62 bars in eight U.S. cities. In Hoboken, seven establishments were visited, six of which permit smoking.

The best indoor air was found in New York and the worst in Washington. The study found good indoor air in Los Angeles and Buffalo, where virtually all bars and restaurants are smoke-free. In addition to Washington, it noted poorer quality in Baltimore, Philadelphia and Hoboken, with mixed results in Hartford, Conn., where a smoking ban is being phased in.

Each establishment was visited on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night. The study was funded by the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids and the Flight Attendant Medical Research Institute.

"In a tough economy, no one should have to choose between a job and good health," said Tom Duffy, executive vice president of the American Cancer Society of New Jersey and New York. "New Jersey wouldn't collectively tell bank executives to just get another job if they didn't like smoke-filled offices. Yet that is the message sent to servers, bartenders and others who work in the service industry."

Tricia King, a hostess at the Black Bear, said her business employed high-tech filters that kept the air as clean as possible. But, she said, "you start to feel it after you've been there. It starts to burn your eyes. You don't notice it until you leave, the way your clothes smell."

"You do a lot of laundry," Betancourt added. "If I go to a bar in New York, as a nonsmoker I find it more enjoyable."

Many bar and restaurant owners are loath to alienate their smoking patrons.

"We tried it here, and no one sat in nonsmoking," said Rosy Concepcion, a waitress at Arthur's Tavern, a well-known bar and steak house in downtown Hoboken. "Everyone wanted to sit in smoking. The waitresses who had nonsmoking had no one at their tables.

"Some people don't like smoking, but some people do," added Concepcion, a smoker who is not bothered by secondhand smoke. "But a friend of mine works here, and she goes home and coughs and starts wheezing."

THURSDAY JANUARY 6TH,

'THURSDAY NIGHT PSYCHo THERAPY GROUP'
at
ROSE'S TURN
55 Grove St
Greenich Village
7pm! -$15 - 2 drink minimum

Man, this guy is good.

They call him 'THE FISH'. But they should call him 'SHARPY' cause he throws a mean dart.

I've seen a million of them, but this guy is no typical dart player hack. He's a winner. Look out ESPN at 3:30am... this guy will be on the TUBE some night when you're having trouble sleeping. And he'll be winning a bundle.

The guy's got class.

I REPEAT... THE GUY IS A WINNER!

Yikes, yes! This is a great movie. Now that I live in Jersey, this movie only means more to me. The fact that I've bumped into Joey Pants on three occasions in Hoboken and all three times I've said, "I loved you in... Eddie and the Cruisers." I'm sure people tell him 'The Sopranos' or 'The Fugitive' but to me I'll always remember his as 'Doc' the manager/DJ.

The BEAVER BROWN band puts together a GREAT SOUND TRACK that should definately be put in my FAVORITE JERSEY PUB's jukebox rotation (note: Ed Jr, get with the program. OUT WITH the STEELLY DAN DRECK! IN WITH BEAVER BROWN AWESOME-NESS. THIS IS JERSEY, NOT ALBANY OR BUFFALO DUDE!).

It would be my personal dream to be in my favorite Jersey pub on a Saturday night with my friends, 'On the Dark Side' vibrating off the jukebox, and... Joey Pants enters the bar for a Bud Light wearing a white tuxedo and a Jersey Devils baseball cap.

A man can dream.

GUESS WHO'S BACK?:
"this complex world would be far away, if i were a penguin everyday"
PENGUIN



HERE ARE THE DATES FOR MY ONE MAN-OPUS 'PENGUIN'
THE EXTENDED DATES - THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IN MAKING THIS SHOW SUCH A SUCCESS!


Wed Jan 5th - 7pm
Wed Jan 12th - 7pm
Wed Jan 26th - 7pm

Sat Jan 29th - 7pm

Juvie Hall NYC
24 Bond St (at Lafayette) - 2 blocks north of Houston
www.juviehall.com

It will be an hour show featuring 'Penguin' and Rich Zeroth's 'Swollen Head' (each of our show is 30 minutes)

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