HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO


MY COUSIN GREG

AND MY GOOD FRIEND JONNY!

NO JOKE!

Unless they cut the bit at the last minute I will be on Late Night With Conan O'Brien tonight.

TONIGHT, BEING FRIDAY!!!!!!


Cross your fingers.


(Yes, the Tuna movie is premiering tonight as well... scroll down)

THIS FRIDAY - APRIL 29th, 8pm


This'N'More @ Juvie Hall.
24 Bond St. (b. Bowery and Lafayette)
THE NEW YORK CITY PREMIERE OF
THE ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE:

STARRING:


Ms. Chelsea Peretti


Adam Wade


THE ITALIAN TUNA

MORE ABOUT FRIDAY'S SHOW:
Chelsea Peretti and Michelle Collins offer a unique bi-monthly comedy evening with special guests: Adam Wade, Aziz Ansari, AD Miles, and Ahna&Lauren. With a screening of Dennis Madalone's "America We Stand As One"

GOOD STUFF!!! Yes, I don't need 'JOLT' cola. Just give me this stuff!

I had some of it today (instead of ICED COFFEE) and it gave me a little buzz!

No, it's not alcohol, just strong coffee soda.

Thanks to Teddy Coluca for recommending this beverage to me a few years ago.

NO JOKE!
I AM THE GLUE THAT KEEPS THIS SHOW TOGETHER (THE SHOW BEING MY OFFICE).

WELCOME TO INTERACTIVE BLOG - WEEK 12

PLEASE DON'T BE SHY, FOLKS! WE'D LOVE TO SEE NEW PEOPLE POSTING SOME CAPTIONS:

LAST WEEK'S CAPTIONS WERE GREAT!


HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!

Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...

FIRST DAVID WELLS, NOW CURT SCHILLING (BOTH WITH BUM ANKLES... ). I AM GETTING MEAN SPIRITED EMAILS FROM YANKEE FANS AS WE SPEAK

YANKEE FAN, 'J.'s EMAIL TODAY:
A-Rod's Bronx bash: 3 HRs, 10 RBIs Yankee's blasts come in first 4 innings of rout vs. Angels http://g.msn.com/0MNBUS00/2?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7646735&&CM=EmailThis&CE=1
Love J.

MY RESPONSE:
come on j.
email me something worthy
(like when arod hits a pressure packed homer in the 9th to win a big game 2-1)
the guy is a stiff until then


YANKEE FAN, 'J.'s EMAIL RESPONSE TO ME:
You're just upset because Schilling and Wells are on the disabled list .....



J. is right!!!

Good People, Yesterday I announced that I was not going to eat donuts anymore and guess what happened? I stirred some major drama with the people who comment on my site.

HERE IS THE ORIGINAL POST:

Had a donut for breakfast today. After eating it... I made a decision...

NO MORE DONUTS FOR WADE!
SERIOUSLY!

Look out ladies at the Jersey Shore!

Donuts are not good for you. I want to show off my ab(s) this summer. So, now it's no to donuts!

Gonna start eating salads and that kind of stuff now.

Feeling less bloated already.

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AND
HERE ARE THE COMMENTS TO THE POST:

Get real. A salad is a prelude to a big f-ing steak and potatoes...not a meal itself.

The ladies at the boardwalk won't mind.

(Betsy)

!!!!!!
Flanders 04.26.05 - 4:35 pm #

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Adam, Adam, Adam! The girls will love you for your charm and witty sense of humor - AND your donut abs.
Julie 04.26.05 - 5:44 pm #

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Donut listen to them, AdamWade. Absolutely no donut abs allowed. No. I mean, really. No.

P.S. Ewww.
Jodi 04.26.05 - 6:36 pm #

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Gosh Jodi - I was only trying to help!
Julie 04.26.05 - 8:29 pm #

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girls girls girls
don't fight!

it's all good
WADE 04.26.05 - 11:17 pm #

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I'm not fightin' with Julie. I'm fightin' for your health and well-being ... and no-flab abs!!!
Jodi 04.27.05 - 9:28 am #


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I'm not fighting with Jodi either. I'm just saying that a donut now and then isn't going to kill you - and having killer abs isn't the only way to attract women. (But maybe Adam Wade, you like thinking there is blog kitty fight over you!)
Julie 04.27.05 - 10:45 am #

I was unable to go to Dunkin Donuts in Hoboken due to the rain (had to take an alternative route to the PATH Train). So when I got into NYC I NEEDED my morning ICED COFFEE, so I hit a ritzy deli and got HOSED - 3 bucks for a crappy iced coffee.



In OTHER BIG WADE NEWS, HERE'S THREE NEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE WADE SHIRTS


Mr. Eric "Don't Call Me Ben, But you can call me Shempy, or ERIC THE RED" Flanders --
on location near Aruba


Gameshow castmagnet Darren (sorry it took so long to post the pix)!


One of my many bosses, SUSIE!
Remember if you want a WADE SHIRT GO HERE

Had a donut for breakfast today. After eating it... I made a decision...

NO MORE DONUTS FOR WADE!
SERIOUSLY!

Look out ladies at the Jersey Shore!

Donuts are not good for you. I want to show off my ab(s) this summer. So, now it's no to donuts!

Gonna start eating salads and that kind of stuff now.

Feeling less bloated already.

I got into the show... (not the way I thought I would, but I appreciate all who tried to help me with tickets etc, I know full well you guys tried).

Merle Haggard stole the show. The aging legend went on before Dylan and really rocked the house. He was incredible, great band, great songs, great performer, great little stories and asides. BRAVO!


Dylan... man... I really love the guy, don't get me wrong. Solid 'B' grade. I've seen him twice before and this was the worse show I've seen of his. The band was tight, and they really rocked. And it wasn't like Dylan wasn't trying. And yes, it was great seeing him perform. He just didn't bring his 'A' game.








PEOPLE AT THE SHOW:
I am not bragging, just stating the facts. Lot of rich, wimpy looking people at the show. This was the first concert where I felt like I could probably kick anybody's butt if I wanted to.

(Not Jodi though -yes, Jodi who comments on this blog, was there as well, though I didn't see her because I was in the standing nosebleed section of the Beacon -though I am not complaining).

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

GREAT WEEK FOLKS! MANY VERY CREATIVE CAPTIONS, LET'S GO TO THE WINNERS:

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BEST CAPTION FROM A GUY WHO LOVES MOVIES WITH... RICHARD DREYFUSS (INCLUDING MR HOLLAND'S OPUS)
A young couple fulfills their dream over their honeymoon by merging their two favorite Richard Dreyfuss films from the 1970s. Jaws vs. American Graffitti.
Dan Meersand
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BEST CAPTION THAT ELUDES TO THE GODFATHER II:
Arrivederci yous guys. I just wanna thank my brother Michael and the rest of the family for sending me on this special honeymoon with my hot new Las Vegas wife...
Hey..guys...is this car-boat supposed to feel really heavy??
Mk


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BEST CAPTION THAT ELUDES TO THE MOVIE DICK TRACY (WITHOUT MENTIONING MADONNA):
Dick Tracy returns from seclusion after living on his car houseboat for the last ten years.
Lonny

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THE MARGARITA-VILLE CAPTION OF THE WEEK:
couple arrested for DUI after plunging off pier 5 following a jimmy buffet concert. police are still trying to figure out why the car had no engine and how the car floated. they are studying jimmy buffet lyrics looking for clues. some legal experts question how someone could be arrested for DUI in a vehicle with no engine.
deano
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THE TRUTH BE TOLD CAPTION OF THE WEEK:
A drunk and criminally insane couple, in fancy, new thrift store outifts, begin their journey to live under the sea.
Lori
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHTSIDE CAPTION OF THE WEEK:
Good News, that ZZ Top car still works!
Ed Shirak Jr.

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BEST CAPTION BY... THE FONZ IN TRAINING:
Not appearing in photo: A festively-dressed midget couple standing in the engine block of a jet-ski.
matt sears

It's Monday!


BOB DYLAN COVERAGE BEGINS:
Meeting up with Seth
(Seth Pix) and friends to see Bob around 7pm at the Beacon.






Must call JOE!
My friend/nemesis (and former co-worker), and Beacon Audience Security person...
and HUGE YANKEE FAN.
JOE!!!!!! , is working the show tonight. It will be good to see him (especially since his Yankees are stinking up a storm).


HUGE NEWS:
THE NEW YORK CITY PREMIERE OF
a new short film about Italian Tuna.
April 29th, 8PM (This Fri).
This'N'More @ Juvie Hall.
24 Bond St. (b. Bowery and Lafayette)

THE ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE:

STARRING:


Ms. Chelsea Peretti


Adam Wade


THE ITALIAN TUNA

MORE ABOUT FRIDAY'S SHOW:

Chelsea Peretti and Michelle Collins offer a unique bi-monthly comedy evening with special guests: Adam Wade, Aziz Ansari, AD Miles, and Ahna&Lauren. With a screening of Dennis Madalone's "America We Stand As One"

I walked into work today a little tired with my Dunkin Donuts Ice Coffee and... saw this hanging about the old office water cooler.

I feel terrific!!!

What an honor!

(Yes, that is me in the photo -working hard.)

"GABE ("Welcome Back Kotter") Kaplan celebrating his 60th birthday with a porterhouse at Mark Joseph Steakhouse with NBC sports producer Jamie Horowitz . . . ." [NY POST]

Last week it was NBC's own GUITAR MASTER, Frank "Radman" Radice making headlines, now in today's NY Post Gossip page PAGE SIX... is 'OJ" HOROWITZ!!!

Jamie (see photo) bought a WADE T-Shirt last year and according my sources he 'may' have been wearing his WADE shirt while pouring the A1 sauce on his beef tenderloin. It is also believed that Mr. Kotter got the Sirloin.

GLENN PARKER IS THE MAN!

Glenn Parker is here covering AFL with Al Trautwig here at NBC SPORTS!

Glenn just keeps getting better. He is a great guy who always yells "ADAMWADE.COM", whenever he sees me. Mr. Parker is a classy guy!!!

ALSO IN THE HOUSE:
Jim Benjamin is back here. Jim is a master of vocal impersonations and all around good guy. My pal Sal is here to. Sal is a Yankee fan and a cool dude!



HAPPY HAIRCUT BARRY:
My buddy at NBC SPORTS, Barry (the Magnum PI of NBC SPORTS) got a tight haircut. Barry is the best. Hopefully he will let me read his NY TIMES SUNDAY ARTS SECTION.

My friend Paul and his family are moving to San Fran this month. He is a die hard Red Sox fan and a funny guy.

STAY TUNED, this coming Monday!

ALSO...
BOB DYLAN COVERAGE BEGINS:

So you think I am excited about seeing Bob Dylan at the Beacon Monday?
I am.

But I am more excited to see my friend/nemesis (and former co-worker), and Beacon Audience Security person...
and HUGE YANKEE FAN.
JOE!!!!!!


AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT MONDAY CAN'T GET ANY BIGGER:
HUGE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW YORK CITY PREMIERE OF
THE ITALIAN TUNA ADVENTURE MOVIE

...ON THE GIRL FROM THE DONUT SHOP NEAR WORK!!

(photo not available, this is the best I can do.)

"I need out of this... somewhat
haphazard relationship. It just isn't working out. I have to end this sweet and innocent crush. We're breaking up, I am giving up on donuts." [WADE]

WADE EXCLUSIVE: It's true. I just ate the Italian tuna for breakfast!!!!
And you know what? I have another 'IT' on reserve for lunch (around 2:30pm- 3pm).

I am that crazy about this sandwich!



FYI: I get my Italian Tuna from Fiore's Deli in Hoboken, NJ!

A few weeks ago I hit a hip party at the Gibson Performance to see Frank Radice's band RADMAN rock! It was a great show. Little did I know that this hip party would wind up in PAGE SIX!

CNBC's Ron Insana jamming on the drums at the Gibson performance space with Radman, the band of NBC exec Frank Radice and singer Jay Stollman . . . [PAGE SIX, NY POST, TODAY!]

(photo right: Frank lays down a rockin' solo.)
(photo below: Jonny and me are in awe!)

So good!

Just ate a turkey club sandwich from COZY SOUP N' BURGER DINER IN ASTOR PLACE.

Damn, it was goooood!

Sinuses are bugging me, but that helped in a big way.

My Co-worker Andrew got a chicken wrap and said it sucked!

I told him he should have had the old Turkey Club. But did he listen? NOPE!

OTHER FOOD PLANS FOR THE DAY:
Later on today I plan on getting a hot fudge sundae at McDonald's.
For $1.09 it's a little taste of heaven.

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!!

NO HITTING
Hosts: Becky Donohue & Jeff Mac
THIS Thursday @8pm
Mickey's Blue Room - 171 Ave. C
Subways: F to 2nd Ave., L to 1st Ave.
Cover: $3

Performers this week: Patrick Borelli, Kimmy Gatewood, Jeff Glasse, Livia Scott, Paul Sullivan, & Adam Wade.



SPECIAL THANKS TO:
The guy sitting next to me this morning on the PATH train with his big head phones and sideburns. He pretty much pooped his pants (while sitting next to me), then got up and sat 5 seats down. It smelled so bad that I thought my head was going to explode.

WEEK 11!!!!:

PLEASE DON'T BE SHY, FOLKS! WE'D LOVE TO SEE NEW PEOPLE POSTING SOME CAPTIONS:


HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...

The NY POST TV SECTION is saying that NBC SPORTS PRODUCER JIM BELL COULD BE THE NEXT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF 'THE TODAY SHOW'. I've worked with Jim many weekends at NBC Sports and he is a great guy. Unfortunately he is not in the ADAM WADE COFFEE HALL OF FAME because he doesn't drink coffee, he drinks Diet Coke. I still want to wish him best of luck.

IN OTHER NEWS:

I'm sitting at my desk now with 4 leftover cupcakes.

Thanks Claresa, the mocha cupcake was awesome!

WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR 10 WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF THE 'INTERACTIVE BLOG',

HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.


HERE ARE THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:
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OVERALL WINNER OF BEST CAPTION:
Dear Friends: 1986 sure was a big year for the Wades. Dad (center) decided that he'd had enough of the "corporate world" and is giving the rock scene a try. Unfortunately, Grandma (left) had to be committed to a rest home. Her health is fine, and as you can see from this picture, her elective "surgery" turned out just fine. But her odd decision to marry Stan "Ike" Schlumpert from down the street came as a real shocker. Young Adam (right) continues to "try and find himself." We're not optimistic.
-- Wade Family Christmas Card, 1986
Ed Shirak Jr., aka Patty Fitz, aka the #14 Ranked Dart play in Hoboken


BEST CAPTION THAT... KEEPS IT REAL!:
In my America, it doesn't matter if you're black or white or kinda grayish: every man, woman or a combination of the two, has the right to be a big fat freak.
Flanders Shempy


BEST COURTSIDE COMMENTARY CAPTION:
Outside the courthouse, Michael Jackson couldn't believe how much Gary Coleman and Emmanual Lewis had grown since he'd seen them last.
Lonny


BEST NON-CAPTION BY SOMEONE WHO LOVES SOY MILKSHAKES:
This is not a caption ... just an observation/comment: That is the WORST Michael Jackson "look-alike" I've ever seen.
Jodi

...Aren't washing their hands after going potty. I mean a SERIOUS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE (MEN'S ROOM)!!!!


SERIOUSLY!!! I refuse to shake anybody's hand at this place.

PS Had some Dunkin Donuts ice coffee today, AWESOME!

FINALLY AFTER 3 DAYS MY BLOG IS WORKING!.


Currently I am trying to finish editing the movie about....

THE ITALIAN TUNA!

It's looking good!!!!!!

SINUS UPDATE!:
Sinuses are starting to act up. Feeling woozy!

GREAT NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS:
Last night I had a great time out with Pat D (best bartender in Hoboken), Sir Walter, Cousin "Happy" John and Nickolai (aka the #1 Dart Player in Hoboken). Maybe it's not the sinuses... maybe I'm a little hungover.

SOX UPDATE:
My boy Manny had 4 homers in less than 24 hours. WOW!

YIKES, this really caught my eye yesterday reading my buddy Barry from NBC Sports' discarded Sunday NY Times Arts section.


From
Dustin Hoffman Stops Trying So Hard
By MANOHLA DARGIS

Mr. Hoffman brings a similar erotic intensity to a scene in "Lenny," when the comic locks his future wife, a bodacious stripper (the glorious Valerie Perrine), in his gaze. It's the look of the little guy, the guy who wasn't captain of the team or big man on campus, the guy who has to work harder to get the girl. The guy who knows that for the seduction to work she has to see not just him, but his desire, has to believe that no one else anywhere, any place, wants her more.

BLOGGER HAS BEEN DOWN
BEEN UNABLE TO POST!

Well, I waited for you when I was half sickYes, I waited for you when you hated meWell, I waited for you inside of the frozen trafficWhen you knew I had some other place to beNow, where are you tonight, sweet Marie? - B.D.

WORKING HARD!
Drinking Diept Sprite and Eating a grilled chicken sandwich (thanks Dan! - see photo).

My buddy Barry is here too. Barry is the man. He 'might' let me read his Sunday New York Times (a $4 value) when he's finished with it. What a kind guy!

BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG SHOW THIS THURSDAY!!!!!!

NO HITTING
Hosts: Becky Donohue & Jeff Mac
THIS Thursday @8pm
Mickey's Blue Room - 171 Ave. C
Subways: F to 2nd Ave., L to 1st Ave.
Cover: $3

Performers this week: Patrick Borelli, Kimmy Gatewood, Jeff Glasse, Livia Scott, Paul Sullivan, & Adam Wade.

WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR 10 WEEK ANNIVERSARY OF THE 'INTERACTIVE BLOG',

PLEASE DON'T BE SHY, FOLKS! WE'D LOVE TO SEE NEW PEOPLE POSTING SOME CAPTIONS:


HERE'S HOW IT ALL WORKS!:
WE NEED CAPTIONS FOLKS FOR THIS PHOTO!!!!
Captions that you, the visitor to this blog think best represents the photo.

WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS THIS MON!!!!

Begin...

Seriously!

Just took a long walk. Beautiful day today. But... time to treat myself.

IF you are in the Hoboken / Hudson County Region be sure to pick up 'Current' this week and turn to the BACK PAGE.

You will see a heartbreaking tale I wrote called 'PRETTY GIRL, BIG DOG, BIG DOODY, BROKEN HEART'


Sadly, this tale is on available on-line (yet).

Friday is here and the IT (aka the ITALIAN TUNA) is in my work fridge!
Yes, today I made the trip to Fiore's in Hoboken, grabbed the Italian Tuna and headed to the PATH STATION.

I got one for my boss Claresa. She is from Texas and is Italian. We'll see what she thinks. I figure she's gonna love it!

FYI: John from Fiore's (he's is awesome!), mentioned that there is a buzz going on in Hoboken now about the 'IT'.

DESSERT:
Yep, gonna go out and grab myself a B/W cookie.

For a bunch of summers growing up...

I would play this board/stat baseball game with my brother Matty and MATT AND ROB HERMANN. Matt and Rob Hermann(brothers) had their garage sort of made into a porch for the summer. They moved their couch and TV in there and we would play this game every night!

Good times!!!!

$6.oo gives Wade the gas!
(actual photo)

Yes, it was the lunch special but I am feeling bloated.

Not the best I've ever had, let's just put it that way!

FORTUNE COOKIE READ:
'You will find the love of your life in 5 years."

Tick tock, tick tock!

I had nachos and a few beers at THE FARSIDE in Hoboken (yes, the kitchen is open again - can't bring in food anymore), and a couple of Bud Lights.

Yes, I watched the Sox lose to the Yanks but Schill looked good (besides the back to back homers) KEEP THE FAITH SOX NATION!!!!

I had a strange dream last night (it could have been the product of the nachos, nursed beers and the Sox losing).

Jimmie Dale Gilmore (a somewhat famous singer, and WADE favorite) lived next door to me and... wrote a song that became a huge hit.

The song of course was about me!!!!

Here are the lyrics I remember - no joke!!!!

WADE... A little Waaaaade!
He's the man!
Champagne hair (??????)
Eats plums and pears.
Lookout buddy
Stop and Stare
At little Waaaaaade!
He's a SUPERDUDE!
He's a SUPERDUDE!
He's a SUPERDUDE!
Qua-LUDE!

To a HOT FUDGE SUNDAE AT McDONALD's!

What a day!

The sun and my little $1.09 sundae (with frre nuts)

Life is good!

Our very own Mike C (aka Ed Sr) is good friends with... DUNKIN DONUT MAN!

(both of whom are in this photo taken at the Hoboken Little League Field)

Yes, it seems Mike's roommate Nickolai (aka THE FISH, aka Mr Met, aka the #1 ranked dart player in Hoboken) has a night job as... DUNKIN DONUT MAN!

Exactly what does DUNKIN DONUT MAN do?

Make freshly brewed ICE COFFEE for me (WADE) every morning in Hoboken on the corner of 7th St and Washington.


BTW: DUNKIN DONUT MAN, the coffee today was sp-p-p-p-lendid!

FAMOUS POP STAR IS OFFICIALLY PREGNANT (photo not available due to mass overexposure)!

WHAT WADE THINKS:

ZZZZZZZ!

Dan Kennedy gave me a few shout outs at tonight's SHOW!
Check out his Homepage!

and check out HIS BOOK!

and... of course what his shout outs were for...




HOW TO MAKE NEW YORK GIRLS REALIZE THEY WOULD
RATHER BE WITH ADAM WADE

By Adam Wade

Installment #10: Ways a Double Hernia Can Really Hurt You! of

Meet Barbara!

Barbara works on the floor above me in Finance. She is a cool woman. She claims to be the 1983 Tri-State (NJ, CT, NY) Hula Hoop champ. She made me cupcakes yesterday. Thanks Barb.

Barbara fun fact:
She lives in a one bedroom apartment and has 3 cats named, MO, LARRY and CURLY.

THIS IS THE ORIGNAL POST!!!!!!
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ITALIAN TUNA C-BLOCKS WADE,
NO JOKE!

Last night I struck up a conversation with a very nice young woman at a local Hoboken Bar. And... I don't mean to brag but things were going well (yes, there was an actual conversation). And the more we talked, the more I found myself sounding boring!!!

It's not insecurity, it's just I was a wee bit tired and ran out of interesting things to say (that's a miracle). Though I guess I could've given the girl a complement.

A lightbulb went off over my head!

So... I looked at her right in the eyes and said, "I am making a movie about Tuna Sandwiches."

A moment later I found myself alone at the bar with a warm Bud Light.

The 'IT' C-BLOCKED ME! This was a first.


(FYI: the meatball hoagie never did that to me)

END OF ORIGINAL POST!


The previous post has led to a roundtable discussion that NEEDS to be moved from the COMMENTS SECTION right onto the site. As folks continue to comment I will add them:


Damn, you are sooo smoooooth. Next time, try showing off some surgery scars, with in-depth commentary. She'll probably throw you down on the floor right there.
Flanders

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You think?
WADE

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She may have thought you were being ... RAUNCHY. I hate to be CRUDE, but, uhm, some people equate "tuna" with -- how do I say this?? -- GIRL PARTS. And "sandwich" -- well, that could be taken to mean a THREESOME.

So maybe she thought you were a PORNOGRAPHER!!!

Feel free to accept (or reject) my theory as you see fit! Thank you for your time.

P.S. Tomorrow night I will be in Hoboken getting a HAIRCUT!!!
Jodi

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jodi
i have to reject your theory


though it's an interesting one

especially since i said, "ITALIAN TUNA SANDWICHES!"
WADE

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wade, did she as least ask you why you are making a movie about italian tuna sandwiches?

it seems to me that the reason the conversation ended was, you were pulling all the weight. a conversation involves two people. the movie about italian tuna sandwiches is a great conversation starter. it could have turned into a discussion about food, film. like a-rod yesterday, she dropped the ball.
deano


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Hate to tell you this Adam, but I think Jodi's theory is right on.
Julie

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Wade:
Perhaps she has an aversion to that KIND of sanwich. Next time you see her, try to weave in references about:

** Spiced ham and provolone;
** Tongue, lettuce and tomato;
** Hot pastrami on rye; and
** Fluffer-Nutter.

See what happens.
Ed Shirak Jr.

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Please ladies, I explained to the young woman that it wasn't porn or related to 'Women's Issues'.
I think Deano could be right on the money

Ed Jr, I just re-read yours. What is a fluffer-nutter?

WADE

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What is Fluffer-Nutter? You are a communist. Often confused with something named for a stage hand on a porn set, its actually a sandwhich made with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff.

Peanut butter and fluff blows your Italian tuna out of the water!....(and its also a better sandwhich...)

Thank you... Thank you very much...
Ed Shirak


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...Is this thing on???...can you hear me in the back???
Ed Shirak Jr.

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Maybe she used to date the IT and when she found out that you two knew one another, things just got too wierd.
matt sears

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I thought I'd never say this but.. Damn the IT!

And is the IT a Red Sox fan?
WADE

BREAKING NEWS ON THE ITALIAN TUNA C-BLOCK FORUM-
THIS JUST IN (MON NIGHT):


pardon the silence wade, i have been travelling . now, about the IT-C bomb. The problem is not that IT is too raunchy, it is that tuna =bad breath. Do you remember Chelsea's post about IT, and how she admitted right up front that it looks disgusting but tastes great? being very girly myself, I would wager that before you talk about things like tuna sandwhiches, mayonaise, sloppy joes or even barf and poop, you have to ally yourself to ones more prissy sensibilities by saying in a conspiratorial whisper -- "i know this sounds gross..."(after that disclaimer, even the most priggish will happily indulge in almost any topic).

now i know nothing about the IT sounds gross to you, and maybe i'm alone here on your blog, but i thought i would be daring and say what i really think. tuna makes me think of mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is a turn off.
jasmine

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I appreciated/respect and will take note of your comments Jasmine!
Thanks.

ps

There's no mayo though in the IT

wade


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Wade: As your fellow Italian Tuna documentarian...I gotta say let's keep this all very simple.Jasmine is right. Julie and Jodi: wrong. No ffing way did she think you were a pornographer that's just insane.It's very simple: tuna does smell bad and is incredibly unsexy. Your instinct should have told you that. (And, by the way, meatballs wouldn't have fared much better.)--------Additional reading material for extra credit: It's odd, I was actually JUST discussing this with someone and we were agreeing that most people like tuna sandwiches, but it's still sort of embarassing to order one. Because it stinks and it's almost like kiddie food. Very unglamourous. In conversation, you could have said you were making a short film about one of the best sandwiches in Hoboken and that there's this ancient, historic Italian place called Fiore's that has this incredible homemade mozzerella and seeded italian rolls...etc...then worked your way into they have this imported italian tuna that is unlike anything you've ever tasted....and they COMBINE it, in the seeded bread, with the fresh mozzerella...I've gone on too long, but you get the idea. Just don't talk to any hot girls about Blimpies. YOU KNOW WHY.

CP

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wade, the idea of you making a movie about an italian tuna sandwich is what is interesting, for some of the reasons CP and others mentioned above (e.g. it is a somewhat embarrassing order). if you were, say, making a movie about pizza, how interesting would that be? most people love pizza, but where is the intriguing angle? the IT has a number of interesting hooks: the somewhat offensive smell, the awkward wonder of what your breath must smell like after eating one. the disclosure of your itentions of making a movie about the IT was no problem, but the woman's lameness was on that night. maybe if you were to make a movie about foie gras, she would have been intrigued.

deano

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THANKS CP!!!!!!And Deano... slam dunk my friend.WOW!

WADE

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU! ( Lonny, and Seth )