September 29, 2005
JOE VS WADE PART 2 (THE BIG MATCH UP)
Last week we gave you JOE VS WADE: PART 1
and NOW the conclusion...
JOE VS WADE: PART 2 (THE BIG MATCH UP)
and for the entire movie 'Joe Vs Wade' - on PSP Video
(thanks Jonny)
and Special thanks to Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn staff for making it all possible: The Legend Himself, Joe D, Lonny Ross, Jeremy Gould, Kevin Vargas , Jessica Borovay , Ms (now Mrs) Rizzo, Sara Taksler, Bryan Tucker, Glenn Clemments, Chris McShane, John Marshall, Bruce Cherry, Amy Schwartz, Amy Weinblum, Jason Tsau, John Bobey, Adam Cole-Kelly, Amy Cole, Jon Morgenthau, Catherine Pappas, Pete LaPage, Katie Stricker, Matt Sears, Big Dan (hope the back is good), Todd from Craft Service, Todd Seldman, Greg Giraldo, Nick Dipaolo, Jeff Singer, Liz Stanton, Nia Hill, Donna Cipriani, Jeremy Tchabon, Christian Finnegan, Ken Ober, Nicole Rogers, Ellen Theus, David B, Kim Gamble, Diane Fitzgerald, Mary Fitzgerald, Lynn Finkle and the rest of the crew, and of course... Laurie Kilmartin.
RED SOX - IT'S GETTING HAIRY
These guys better win tonight!
Or I might just... go to the DARK SIDE.
(Seriously? No, never! I would never join the EVIL EMPIRE)
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Or I might just... go to the DARK SIDE.
(Seriously? No, never! I would never join the EVIL EMPIRE)
September 28, 2005
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September 27, 2005
COMMENTARY OF BOB DYLAN SPECIAL WITH...
PAT THE BARTENDER.Yep, I was watching part 2 of BOB DYLAN: No Direction Home, a few minutes ago (and watching the Sox on my Computer) and Pat gave me a call.
We also talked about how his picture is screwed up on this website in certain blog posts (Sept 2003), and...
We chatted about Bobby D for a few minutes.
Pat is alot like Bob Dylan circa 1965 - Cool, calm, doesn't care if people boo him, he's just gonna rock and roll, ELECTRIC STYLE!
YES,
Pat The Bartender, the BOB DYLAN OF HOBOKEN!
Like a Rolling Stone!
SOX GOTTA WIN TONIGHT! CURT FOR POPE!
Schilling in the man!
Curt for Pope!
Bring us another Championship!
GO SOX!
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Curt for Pope!
Bring us another Championship!
GO SOX!
September 26, 2005
INTERACTIVE BLOG #32 WINNERS
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THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:
MR DON:
I pledge allegiance ...
Don
FONZIE KEEPS IT GOING - AYYYYYE!
I will defeat you with my Monkey Milk Nipple Blast! Just let me get this baby primed up.
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LONNY ROSS IS ROCKING:
Where's the G*ddamn morning paper??!! Oh great, I see the apes across the park have theirs!! Figures, all they care about are the funnies. I read the actual news, but does anybody care...no!
Lonny
COLIN?:
" Sorry about the confusion, Bubbles.
The 'Animal House: Toga Party' invitation wasn't meant to be taken literally "
Quinn
LONNY!!!!!!!:
Some people find it strange that Tim Roth still wears his costume from Planet Of The Apes.
Lonny
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE:
Now that Jared Leto has backed out of the project, Wade has decided to play himself in his upcoming movie.
Ed Shirak
STATE OF THE UNION:
president george bush visits japan.
deano
SOX TALK:
Johnny Damon is not happy with his new hair cut - but he's really pissed about the Red Sox's new multicultural uniforms.
Julie
LONNY BRINGS IT, YET AGAIN:
You smell that? Do you smell that?... Poop, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of poop in the morning.
Lonny
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MR DON:
I pledge allegiance ...
Don
FONZIE KEEPS IT GOING - AYYYYYE!
I will defeat you with my Monkey Milk Nipple Blast! Just let me get this baby primed up.
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LONNY ROSS IS ROCKING:
Where's the G*ddamn morning paper??!! Oh great, I see the apes across the park have theirs!! Figures, all they care about are the funnies. I read the actual news, but does anybody care...no!
Lonny
COLIN?:
" Sorry about the confusion, Bubbles.
The 'Animal House: Toga Party' invitation wasn't meant to be taken literally "
Quinn
LONNY!!!!!!!:
Some people find it strange that Tim Roth still wears his costume from Planet Of The Apes.
Lonny
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE:
Now that Jared Leto has backed out of the project, Wade has decided to play himself in his upcoming movie.
Ed Shirak
STATE OF THE UNION:
president george bush visits japan.
deano
SOX TALK:
Johnny Damon is not happy with his new hair cut - but he's really pissed about the Red Sox's new multicultural uniforms.
Julie
LONNY BRINGS IT, YET AGAIN:
You smell that? Do you smell that?... Poop, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of poop in the morning.
Lonny
THE NEW WADE
FOLKS, (INSIDE THE WADE DIET)
The gut isn't going away, but I am working on it.
Still drinking beers, having one hot fudge sundae a week (usually on Sundae).
Pizza (two slices) once a week.
NOT EATING THE BROWNIES BRIAN FROM WORK GETS ME.
Working out three days a week
(half an hour on a treadmill - about 3.9 mph)
No more corn muffins.
Eating these crappy tasting oat bars for breakfast.
Sucking in my gut when I walk.
Things are looking good for me.
The ladies really seem to be noticing.
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The gut isn't going away, but I am working on it.
Still drinking beers, having one hot fudge sundae a week (usually on Sundae).
Pizza (two slices) once a week.
NOT EATING THE BROWNIES BRIAN FROM WORK GETS ME.
Working out three days a week
(half an hour on a treadmill - about 3.9 mph)
No more corn muffins.
Eating these crappy tasting oat bars for breakfast.
Sucking in my gut when I walk.
Things are looking good for me.
The ladies really seem to be noticing.
WHAT IS WADE GOING TO BE WATCHING...
Tonight at 9pm on PBS.
BOB,
Bob,
and more BOB!
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BOB,
Bob,
and more BOB!
September 21, 2005
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COUSIN JOHN'S WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE WEEK
Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.
Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.
Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.
THIS WEEK: COUSIN JOHN TEACHES WADE TO COOK.
COUSIN JOHN: "Wade, you made chicken pot pie in the microwave?"
WADE: "Yeah, it was soggy."
COUSIN JOHN: "Of course it was stupid, you gotta put in the oven, make it crisp."
WADE: "The chicken?"
COUSIN JOHN: (pause) "Are you serious, the crust dummy, the CRUST!"
WADE: "Wow, you know your stuff."
COUSIN JOHN: "I am a regular Chef Boy R D!"
WADE: "I'm gonna try that next time."
September 20, 2005
CREAM SODA MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!
|THE ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF THE WEEK - DEANO
IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?
THE BOSS AS DEANO
September 19, 2005
INTERACTIVE BLOG # 31 WINNERS
THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:
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ADAMWADE.COM's fashionista speaks:
Trying to bring Fashion Week to West Virginia was an utter failure.
Flanders
CAPTION I HAD TO READ THREE TIMES TO MAKE SURE DON WASN'T MAKING FUN OF ME:
Although he is rarely seen in photos, our camera captured one Elwood P. "Cool Daddy" Stempinski, reportedly the person whose clothing ADAMWADE strives to duplicate on his "party on" nights.
Tonight's ensemble of shirt, tie and jacket is actually a complexly designed T shirt which, it is rumored, will soon be available to visitors to adamwade.com for a premium price. The trousers were reportedly a tatoo that "Cool Daddy" had applied in an eleven-day binge in March of 1993.
Don
A MAN WHO I REALLY HOPE STARTS A BLOG, HE'S THAT GOOD:
Russel Crowe five minutes before he threw that phone in that dudes face.
Lonny
THE BOSS STAYS STRONG!:
"i was drinking pabst blue ribbon back in 1999, before it became all the rage among the hipster-dufus set."
deano
MY GIRL AL, I MISS YOU!!!! XOXOX, ANNIE:
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Weekend At Bernie's III: Bernie goes to Williamsburg"
Al
STABONE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK:
after the frat boys see this picture, they might start switching back to wearing the collar down.
stabone
JUST SAY JULIE:
Although the ascot really worked for Fred in Scooby Doo, Mr. Bean just couldn't quite pull it off.
Julie
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ADAMWADE.COM's fashionista speaks:
Trying to bring Fashion Week to West Virginia was an utter failure.
Flanders
CAPTION I HAD TO READ THREE TIMES TO MAKE SURE DON WASN'T MAKING FUN OF ME:
Although he is rarely seen in photos, our camera captured one Elwood P. "Cool Daddy" Stempinski, reportedly the person whose clothing ADAMWADE strives to duplicate on his "party on" nights.
Tonight's ensemble of shirt, tie and jacket is actually a complexly designed T shirt which, it is rumored, will soon be available to visitors to adamwade.com for a premium price. The trousers were reportedly a tatoo that "Cool Daddy" had applied in an eleven-day binge in March of 1993.
Don
A MAN WHO I REALLY HOPE STARTS A BLOG, HE'S THAT GOOD:
Russel Crowe five minutes before he threw that phone in that dudes face.
Lonny
THE BOSS STAYS STRONG!:
"i was drinking pabst blue ribbon back in 1999, before it became all the rage among the hipster-dufus set."
deano
MY GIRL AL, I MISS YOU!!!! XOXOX, ANNIE:
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Weekend At Bernie's III: Bernie goes to Williamsburg"
Al
STABONE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK:
after the frat boys see this picture, they might start switching back to wearing the collar down.
stabone
JUST SAY JULIE:
Although the ascot really worked for Fred in Scooby Doo, Mr. Bean just couldn't quite pull it off.
Julie
COMING THIS FRIDAY:
JOE VS WADE: THE MOVIE
Part 1 of 2
(photo - Wade on the left, Joe on the right)
September 18, 2005
NEW FEATURE: FRIENDS OF ADAMWADE.COM SOUND OFF
THIS WEEK: MATT "FONZIE" SEARS AND HIS CELEBRITY SIGHTINGWade,
The other day I was unloading a mini-van at Penn Plaza and some guy comes over and tries to climb into the back. I look over and notice that it was none other than Wade Movie of the Week star, Jared Leto (FYI: he is signed on to play WADE). Then his handlers whisked him off saying, "No, Jared! This is your car over here." So I yelled, 'Get out of here, Jared Leto! I'm sick and tired of you Jared Letos always getting in my car!"
September 16, 2005
WADE LIVE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!
Here are the details:
"Nosedive's Bucket o' Chum"
Nosedive Productions' semi-annual fundraiser show
And evening of sketch, standup and music.
Saturday Sept. 17 at the Looking Glass Theatre (422 West 57th St.
between 9th & 10th avenues). Doors open at 8, show starts around 9.
$20, all you can drink
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"Nosedive's Bucket o' Chum"
Nosedive Productions' semi-annual fundraiser show
And evening of sketch, standup and music.
Saturday Sept. 17 at the Looking Glass Theatre (422 West 57th St.
between 9th & 10th avenues). Doors open at 8, show starts around 9.
$20, all you can drink
ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF WEEK!
IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?
Ray Liotta as PAT THE BARTENDER
September 14, 2005
SOX LOSE SERIES TO YANKS, WADE LOSES BET TO CO-WORKER
This is not a 'fun post' for me.
Last weekend the Red Sox played the Yankees, and me my co-worker (and Jersey boy) Brian (die hard Yankee fan), made a big bet.
THE BET:
Yankees sweep the sox, I owe him a McD cheeseburger and a Coffee Frappicino from Starbucks
(and vice vera)
Yankees win 2 of 3, I just owe him just a burger
(and vice vera)
and...
well...
The bet is on. Jersey vs New Hampshire
Yanks won 2 out of 3 so I had to get him a burger from McDs.
So when I went to buy it for him... I bought one for myself.
I just noticed I am taller than Brian (though not tougher).
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Last weekend the Red Sox played the Yankees, and me my co-worker (and Jersey boy) Brian (die hard Yankee fan), made a big bet.
THE BET:
Yankees sweep the sox, I owe him a McD cheeseburger and a Coffee Frappicino from Starbucks
(and vice vera)
Yankees win 2 of 3, I just owe him just a burger
(and vice vera)
well...
The bet is on. Jersey vs New Hampshire
Yanks won 2 out of 3 so I had to get him a burger from McDs.
So when I went to buy it for him... I bought one for myself.
I just noticed I am taller than Brian (though not tougher).
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNT ARETY!
AUNT ARETY (left) here with my and my grandmother (Yia Yia).
Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day. go get an Iced Coffee and sit on your porch with Yia Yia, and Alfie the cat.
I miss you.
Adam
September 13, 2005
WADE LOOKS BACK AT AN OLD RED SOX FAV
SPIKE OWEN CIRCA 1986!I liked Spike! Came over in 86 with Dave Hendu Henderson in a trade with the Seattle Mariners.
Who did the Sox trade for these guys?
September 12, 2005
INTERACTIVE BLOG #30 WINNERS
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LONNY ROCKS TO THE BEAT:
"Dude, I'm totally gonna rock the Spiegelman Bar Mitzvah this weekend."
Lonny
DON IS ON, AS USUAL:
Leo's friends could not convince him that he would never hitch a ride unless he abandoned his music and went outside and stood by the road.
Don
IS DJ THUMBS BLASTING 'BORN IN THE USA?:
DJ Thumbs practices his signature stage move.
deano
FONZIE STAYS COOL:
DJ Doo$hBagg on the ones and twos.
matt sears
WADE'S ROOMMATE FROM 10 YEARS AGO HITS EM BETWEEN THE EYES:
My cousin in America sent me this cool DJ equipment. Now I am #1 DJ in all of Slovinia.
Flanders
MR STABONE, KICKING IT RIGHT:
the long lost 4th beastie boy was found in DIRTY SPRINGS, WYOMING... he was "dropping it like it was hot" up at the local ymca dance..
stabone
IS THIS WADE'S BROTHER'S DRIVING INSTRUCTOR, MR K?
"Guys, I said steal me some turntables. How am I supposed to DJ my party with an X-Box, a broken VCR and some old sonar equipment? "
K
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LONNY ROCKS TO THE BEAT:
"Dude, I'm totally gonna rock the Spiegelman Bar Mitzvah this weekend."
Lonny
DON IS ON, AS USUAL:
Leo's friends could not convince him that he would never hitch a ride unless he abandoned his music and went outside and stood by the road.
Don
IS DJ THUMBS BLASTING 'BORN IN THE USA?:
DJ Thumbs practices his signature stage move.
deano
FONZIE STAYS COOL:
DJ Doo$hBagg on the ones and twos.
matt sears
WADE'S ROOMMATE FROM 10 YEARS AGO HITS EM BETWEEN THE EYES:
My cousin in America sent me this cool DJ equipment. Now I am #1 DJ in all of Slovinia.
Flanders
MR STABONE, KICKING IT RIGHT:
the long lost 4th beastie boy was found in DIRTY SPRINGS, WYOMING... he was "dropping it like it was hot" up at the local ymca dance..
stabone
IS THIS WADE'S BROTHER'S DRIVING INSTRUCTOR, MR K?
"Guys, I said steal me some turntables. How am I supposed to DJ my party with an X-Box, a broken VCR and some old sonar equipment? "
K
WADE EATS HOT WINGS, DRINKS BEERS
LOT OF EXCITEMENT TONIGHT!
I ate a ton of hot wings.
(and drank a couple beers)
WADE HAS FUN!
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I ate a ton of hot wings.
(and drank a couple beers)
WADE HAS FUN!
CELEBRITY SIGHTING - ROGER WATERS
I saw Roger Waters of the Rock Band PINK FLOYD today getting off the bus infront of me at Port Authority.
I said, "HEY YOU, ROGER!"
He turned around and scowled at me.
Then he went into the mini cafe and got some grapefruit juice.
September 10, 2005
WADE'S TWIN IN PITTSBURGH NO LESS
THIS IS NOT ME! I REPEAT, NOT ME!
There's no Photoshop involved.
I have never been to Pittsburgh
Haven't had facial hair in over 7 years,
Never wore Steelers clothes (I'm a Pat's fan).
It's uncanny!
Maybe that's why he is referred to at my place of work as... PITTSBURGH WADE!
HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!
"Brandon Arroyo has been pitching well, too."2:25pm 9/10/05
Timtim McCarver
September 09, 2005
'COUSIN JOHN': WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE WEEK:
Plato, Socrates and now Cousin John.
Yes! Men of limitless amounts of wisdom.
Cousin John is quite the character at my local Pub in Hoboken. He gives great guidance and can really sum people up fast.
THIS WEEK: WADE GETS A PIECE OF C.J.'s mind.
"Wade, you still doing your comedy that you did last year, same jokes, nothing new. It's like a RE RUN! You're a re run. That's what you are.... What's up RE RUN?"
GIRL IN DINER M.I.A.
My 'friend', the girl who works at the diner was not there today.
It was weird for her not to get me my orange juice (the guy with the mullet waited on me).
There was a void.
BTW, I've been talking about her to some of the other guys at work and now they started going to the diner.
I think I should have kept my mouth shut. Now there's 10 guys from work going there, too.
Yes, competition (I guess I gotta start tipping BIG!).
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It was weird for her not to get me my orange juice (the guy with the mullet waited on me).
There was a void.
BTW, I've been talking about her to some of the other guys at work and now they started going to the diner.
I think I should have kept my mouth shut. Now there's 10 guys from work going there, too.
Yes, competition (I guess I gotta start tipping BIG!).
September 08, 2005
WADE FAVORITE RED SOX PLAYERS REVISITED
"Ladies and Gentleman... Al Nipper!"Nipper was the man back in 1986. Okay, maybe he wasn't, but he was a great sidekick to Roger Clemens. He had a gut, I remember that.
HOW WADE USES THE NIP:
Whenever I am talking baseball with people and I mention something like... "this pitcher is like my Al Nipper."
TRANSLATION: This is the pitcher in the rotation who'll pitch .550 but will be sort of a sidekick to the star pitcher.
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September 07, 2005
ADAMWADE.COM MOVIE OF WEEK! - NICK THE FISH
IF ADAMWADE.COM SCORES A DEAL WITH A MAJOR TV NETWORK FOR A MOVIE OF THE WEEK...WHO WILL PLAY WADE, AND WHO WILL BE CAST AS THE VISITORS TO THIS SITE?
Alberto Salazar as NICK THE FISH!
September 05, 2005
WADE LIVE THIS THURSDAY!
Yes, I will take the stage with mostly new stuff!
THURS Sept 8th, 2005
The $1 Room
Telephone Bar
9pm
149 Second Ave
(Between 9th and 10th Street)
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THURS Sept 8th, 2005
The $1 Room
Telephone Bar
9pm
149 Second Ave
(Between 9th and 10th Street)
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HERE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE WEEK:
THE MIGHTY DEANO:
why did i leave me wife for this wee fish, you ask? me new love weighs less and has fewer whiskers.
deano
PERFECT TIME TO PLUG WADE'S ONLINE MOVIE:
Gravatar "I bet you don't have buns big enough to make this one into an Italian Tuna Adventure, ADAMWADE!"
Don
CAPTION BY A MAN WHO USED TO LIVE BY THE SEA:
She outgrew the fish tank, so into the river she goes!
Flanders
MARINE BIOLOGY:
Gravatar "if you think he is big now...wait till you see how big he is when he comes out the other end."
knower of many Things
MR STABONE, VERY STRONG!:
Gravatar jose canseco tried some of his anabolic steroids on his little guppy and now she is all grown up and ready for the big leagues.
stabone
THE LONNY ROSS DOUBLE SHOT OF THE WEEK:
After raising this catfish from a baby, Earl couldn't be more proud to release "Jaws" back into the wild. Unfortunatley, while Earl posed for this picture, Jaws ran out of air and passed on. That night, Earl had the most guilt ridden meal of this entire life, although he could not deny Jaws was delicious.
Lonny
"Just married!"
Lonny
Pictured Above: Murray Hagstrom and Fishzilla in happier times.
matt sears
September 04, 2005
GUY IN JERSEY CITY TRIES TO SELL WADE ONE SNEAKER
I was at the Jersey City Mall yesterday looking to buy some new sneakers. I went into 'Champs'Sporting shop' and the guy waiting on me first brought me a pair of 10 1/2s (after I told him I wanted the sneakers in size 10) - he responded "These run small!" - (note: no they don't - I've had 4 pair of the same sneakers over the course of 2 years)But anyways, I tried them on, and they were TOO BIG. SHOCKER!!!
So he went back and got me the 10s and I open the box and... there was only one sneaker in the box.
So I walk up to him and say, "Hey sir, where's the other sneaker?" He acts like he doesn't know what's going on.
"The other sneaker, look." and I show him the box.
"Oh yeah, the other one is on display." he retorts.
I start to walk out and he goes... "The shoe is new, why don't you want the one on display?"
"Do I get it cheaper? " I ask.
"No!" He says a bit angry.
I head to the exit of 'Champs' and say "Frankly, I don't feel like paying full price for a sneaker that everybody in Jersey City has touched with their hands
(end of scene)
September 02, 2005
A NEW ADVENTURE WITH DESPO AND ARETY
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September 01, 2005
THE HEAT IS ON WITH WADE AND THE GIRL AT THE 'DINER'
So I went in to my diner today and I got my usual (as of late) - Orange Juice (good for the sinuses), and *****, the girl from the diner was working.
And let ME TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The heat is back! We were talking and laughing and THAT SPARK IS BACK!
I am flying high today... YES! I even ordered a corn muffin (just so I could chat a few more minutes).
Good times indeed.
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And let ME TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The heat is back! We were talking and laughing and THAT SPARK IS BACK!
I am flying high today... YES! I even ordered a corn muffin (just so I could chat a few more minutes).
Good times indeed.
